What were his final thoughts?

WE

>The stoveses, did we leaves it on, precious?

>should have deleted my browser history, haha

WUZ

>>85641356
STOVE

Why am I sinking in dense molten magma

>Why didn't they just ride the Eagles to Mount Doom

>I could have saved money by switching to geiko
XDDDD

KANGS

>>85641356
I should have Baneposted more

>>85641356
Somewhere, a fat neckbeard has this screenshot tattooed on his bum.

>Now you're probably wondering how I got into this mess...

>I should have voted for Hillary

>my runty little vestigial corrupted hobbit penis and rectum is burning in this incredible hot lava

>>85641356
>Finally, after all these years, I have become the Lord of the Rings

>>85641356
>What was Sauron's tax policy?

>>85641356
Ow!

>>85641541
jej

You mean I wasn't really a Lord of the Ring?!

"Finally, after all these years I have become Lord of the Rings: Return of the King"

>>85641541
Flat tax, with small tax emptions that land and business owners may apply for.

>*record scratch*
>Hey, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here. Let's rewind a bit
>*rewinds to him being born*
>Not that far back!
>*fast forwards to Smeagol fishing*
>That's better

>>85641356
"We shouldn't have spent all that time in /tv/, precious...What a waste..."

>>85641356
>What were his final thoughts?

"Muh precious" what else?

*freeze frame* *record scratch*

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be an adventurer.

>>85641397
Could have been a mafic melt

>>85642676
fisherman you faggit

>>85641638
wtf i love sauron now

>>85641356
why didnt he simply put on the ring, it would of protected him from the lava

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>>85641638
he's got my vote

>>85641356

"HOW THE FUCK AM I DENSER THAN STONE??"

I've tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

>>85643248
What ive hung
Ive hanged myself.

>>85641356
>yay i got the thing, oh wait i'm dying, noooo

>>85641477
Hi. I actually have a VERY similar tattoo, it's gollum talking to himself in that evil/good gollum scene. However i'm not ''fat'' per se i'd class myself as overweight for sure but not fat and I can barely grow a ''neckbeard'' at all and the tattoo in question is located on my inner thigh, nowhere near ther buttock area. You're ALMOST there.

>>85641409
the only way they were able to sneak the ring into the place was to stage a huge distraction and send it in with a couple of tiny hobbits

if they tried to fly it in on eagles the eye of sauron would have seen them fucking immediately and sent a shitton of nazguls and archers in to intercept

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>>85641356
>I never got to try the meat that was back on the menu

>>85643304
>flawed logic

>>85643152
hw is getting molted
>>85642774
no

>>85641356
>voting trump was a mistake