What the fuck? Why did he do that?

>>85639713
what is this? is that a blue body in the background? look like guy nipples.

>>85639713
To better allow the viewer to self-insert.

He didn't wanna go home with a hard-on

>>85639713
>>>/a/
Fucking weaboo

he was horny
and fucked up

>>85639713
yea, never shake hands with spiderman

Because the show was written and directed by a half-deranged narcissist who tried to turn a s rise about giant robots into a muddled mess of theological and psychological themes that made absolutely no sense.

Admit it, you would do it too.

>>85640518
>a series about giant robots

Complain about the themes all you want but the core of Evangelion was literally never about the robots.

>>85640596
I would have fucking raped her instead.

>>85639713
so it would create a bookends with the first episode where he did the same thing with blood. don't ask the logical reason for why it happens in the show, don't do that with evangelion

>>85639713

because hes so fucked up

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WHERE THE FUCK IS REBUILD 4.0 FUCKING ANNO ITS BEEN LIKE 5 YEARS

>>85641073
After watching 3.0 I'm not sure if I want it.

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>>85641108
>yfw 4.0 somehow fixes all the shit that was in 1-3 and becomes the most kino experience in the entire franchise

>>85640596
Oh I'd go much, much further if you catch my drift.

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>>85641073
>>85641108
>>85641141

literally what the fuck is Anno's problem? here is the new teaser

>>85639713
>Sorry kid that I couldn't come to your baseball game, but I was busy saving the world
>Let me make it up to you by teaching you how to steer this giant robot. Imagine, you could be a hero!
>Oh you don't have a place to stay? No problem champ. Live with this totally hot woman who is likely to pull out if you asked her to.
>Not your taste? Well here, live with that introverted girl who I would totally bang if she was a little older. We produce them in bulk by the way.
>If you don't like that, we have this feisty redhead here
>I HATE YOU DAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What did he mean by this?

>>85639713
Anno taking the piss out of his otaku manchild fanbase.

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>>85641242
I too enjoy webcomics

>>85641231
>it's real
hes so fucking lazy, that chicken scribbles is the best he can do?

>>85641231
>>85641284
Simple but strangely enough, it's all you need to get the Eva feel from it - the sky, the red water, the utility pole. This imagery is everywhere in the show and the other movies.

>>85641278
And I surely enjoy anime with protagonists so beta they would break reality.

>>85641242
That's not how it went. At all. Not even close. Not even similar.
Why would anyone go to the internet just to lie?

>>85639713
What I wonder is how do you fap with your right hand and cum all over it.

>>85640518
Eva is just a mecha show with more realistic adolescent pilots.

Ultimately it's about living with clinical depression, it's not hard to understand at all.

>>85639713
Apparently the scene was suppossed to be a fuck you to the fans that lust after 14 years old characters.

Needless to say it didn´t work.

>You are the only one who can save the world with this robot
>I can't. I can't. I'm so weak, I'm r9k.

FUCK THIS WHINY CUNT ! I would literally kill him if I saw him. Fucking omega manlet.

>>85639713
buildings waifu's is hard and you're likely to get covered in glue

>>85642184
He is an alpha. He just didn't want to pilot the EVA to piss his beta oneitis deadbeat dad. He waited until Rei was there to impress the chick. And he has the highest kill count of all pilots.

>>85641753
>what is a micropenis
It would explain why he's so fucked up too

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>>85641073
I know man. Appearently he went back to 4.0 after shin godzilla, so not all hope is lost.
>>85641141
>imlying 2.0 isn't one of the best eva related things ever
It was the better balance of old and new, and definitely put the ground to build completely original lore. I'd love to know what the fuck happened during 3's development, the preview at the end of the previous one looks so much better than what we got. It's like they skipped a whole movie.

>>85641374
Agreed. Evangelion has some of the most iconic visuals in the industry

>>85642102
The bigger fuck you to that lot would be to stop using their 14 year old waifus for blatant fanservice tbqh

>>85642184
he jumped into a fucking vulcano to save asuka.

>>85639713
>there are actually people who liked the first film, even though it was shit
>and who decided it would be a good idea to watch a million rehashes of the same shit
plebs need to stay on their pleb board >>>/a/

>>85642184
>>85643055
people always bash Shinji for his portrayal in EoE (which is at the lowest point of his character arc so I have no idea what they were expecting), but always forget all the times he actually manned the fuck up and faced the danger without thinking about it twice.

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>>85639713
As you should be able to tell, Shinji is mentally fucked up.
>>85639730
A teenager in a coma.

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>>85643113
2.0 Shinji is best Shinji, no idea how they went from god like badass to whiny little pansy that is in 3.0.

>>85643183
3.0 clearly explained it. him manning up in 2.0 achieved nothing, which fucks him up mentally. he thought he saved Rei but it didn't work out. he fucked up the whole world to save one person and she is nowhere to be found.

THIRDO IMPACT

>>85639713
I think it's just more self-depreciation for the character. It sort of sets the tone of eoe while building the character.

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The mass produced eva units fron EoE are the ADAMs in rebuild.

the reason kaworu comes out of one of sarcophagus on the moon is because he and the rest of them are dummy plug clones.

>>85639713
He was a horny teenager that just saw the first tits of his life. Of her hot, exotic roommate at that. All those months of awkward and tsundere sexual tension leading to this. No one was around, and he did what he had to.

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>>85643602

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Should I even bother watching rebuild? I've seen stills and that girl with glasses and ponytail makes me wanna puke. There was no need for a 3rd girl whatsoever.

>>85639713
the movie was a hate letter to the fans.

>I know you guys jerk it to Rei and Asuka, so lets open the movie with this weak, pathetic kid nobody likes jerking it to Asuka
>oh, you like Asuka? Well here's a picture of her corpse being eaten by maggots.
>oh, you like this character? Well now she's dead. You know what? Everyone's dead.
>you guys want a happy ending? Well fuck you.
>the director literally puts hate mail from the fans telling him to go die into the movie

and that's why it's art house cinema on the level of Bergman.

>>85645378
If you want. 1.0 is mostly the same plot with some nice extensions. Some people would argue it looks worse in some places, but whatever. 2.0 is where I started not liking the changes, and 3.0 is ungodly trash with a good soundtrack.

>>85643183
>god like badass
Way to miss the point of Shinji. He's not much of a badass if he's so easily manipulated and everything he does plays perfectly into his dads plan of ending the world, is he? The most badass he's ever been is when he saved Asuka from the mass produced evas in the manga, and even that didn't amount to much in the end.

>>85645378

Yeah, Mari sucks. But it's pretty good overall. Rei has actually has a personality and they do something different with Asuka's character which is kind of cool.

>>85641242
There's more to life than sex, friend.

>>85645378
she's shinji's mom with time machine

>>85641242

>who's most likely to pull out if you asked her to


What did he mean by this?

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>>85646024
what do you think

ASUKA BEST GIRL

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>>85639713
It was to symbolize the fan mentality that Anno despised. Instead of treating the characters seriously, dumb otakus only waifufagged and jacked off while arguing best girl like >>85646157

This movie may not be for you, OP.

>>85646258
You are projecting 2017 4chan behavior to early 90s Japan.

>>85641242
triggered

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>>85640853
>>85641156

>>85641425
I also enjoy dumbing everything down to meme terminology instead of actually thinking about what the creator was trying to accomplish.

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>>85641242
People are actually this stupid.

>>85643183
>Shinji is so beta that when he mans up at the end of 2.0 reality starts to break
Really makes you think

>>85645584
Wrong, dummy
>the point where the mail is flashing through includes positive feedback
>it seems like an alternate way of showing that that moment of the movie is when the last two episodes happen, and how he gets the strength to pull out of the 3rd impact at all

>>85645378
Watch the first one for Ramiel.

>>85639713
when in doubt, fap

>>85645378
In interviews and production material staff members said Mari was created because after 1.0 they felt like, unless they introduced a new girl, characters would have no reason to actually change their behavior from what was seen in the original series. They made mari into cheeky mary sue triple spy so the story would go off the rails.

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>>85639713
Why was 2.22 so good

>>85640797
How?

>>85642102
He literally draws all of the girls naked and lusting after shinji in the show
Anno is actually autistic is what you need to understand. Im not using that as an insult, he is honestly on the spectrum

>>85645584
Literally an autistic rage
>you like these characters who i designed to be likeable??
>FUCKING PERVERTS
i bet anno designed the girls to be HIS waifus and sperged out when other people liked them too

>>85649586
You are using it as an insult, and you don't even know what autism is.

>>85649722
I want to find a link to show you what I mean but i cant remember the interview with him and his staff.
Anno is an absolute sperge R9K kindof a person. Yeah it is an insult i guess but i meant that i genuinely think he is autistic not just using it as a generic insult

>>85639713
Can anyone give me a quick rundown of this meme?

>>85649586
>He literally draws all of the girls naked and lusting after shinji in the show
The point is that he cant see this since they cant communicate properly, he still feels alone.
Also all the girls? Asuka, Rei and optionally Misato are the only ones who show any interest in him.

Actually i think its pretty realistic, Asuka dreams of the older men but clearly likes Shinji, Shinji likes her too but is too autistic to even notice while it only leads to frustration and arguing.
With the advance of age i can see i was in similar situation too when i was younger, it wasnt till i was like 17 when i would even realize that girls wont hang with you unless they like you, before that siting in class with people my age all time i took it for granted and normal.

Also why the fuck you call Anno autistic? He seems really knowledgeable about human interactions and is charismatic enough to become a director and make a name for himself in the industry. f anything he seem to be a great peoples man.

>>85651500
>last paragraph
How the hell is anno charismatic and how did you get that from watching this show? He knows so little about human interaction, all he really knows about is loneliness which is his life story
He is the opposite of a peoples man and regularly freaks out while working

>>85651779
Do you seriously think Anno spent his career making everything by himself, with no human interaction?

>>85639713
why didn't he just spread her pussy lips

>>85651886
Not what i meant. He regularly sperged out while working and on his co workers
On top of regular jap autism he is pretty bad

>>85651779
How?
By the fact how successful he got. Becoming director and a producer isnt easy, it means you can juggle investors in one hand, distributors in other and lead a team of few hundred in another.
Charismatic dosnt mean likable, look at Steve Jobs, he was Hitler_ a hipster in one man and yet people would listen to him.

And why do i think he knows a lot about human nature? Based off my own life and how much i realized he was right with what he wanted to tell us in his show.
With how Shinji and Asuka interactions look, with the entire Ritsuko and her mom ark. Those can only come from someone who his a social man who spends every moment of his life interacting with others,

I feel like I would need to get over sex somehow to watch this show. From what I've seen and have been told it's just a lot of frustration that people aren't getting together. Does this show reconcile how awful that feeling is, or is it kind of about it?

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>>85640518

>>85641284
>that chicken scribbles is the best he can do?

Did you not see the last two episodes of the show?

>>85647477
big guy

>>85652027
Literally every interaction in that show reeks of anno pouring his desires out into his self insert of shinji
Then he goes and makes shinji a crybaby mary sue who needs sympathy from everyone and the viewers

The whole show was literally narutos infinite Tsukuyomi plot except somehow even worse

Also making a deal doesnt involve charisma at all, even the most autistic person could make a deal

Thinking about it the whole show is just annos fantasies from childhood
Pathetic boy is secretly super powerful mary sue and commands sympathy from everyone, has 3 girls lusting after him despite acting like an aspy around them also becomes popular in his class

This explains why he got mad that people were jackin it to his waifu asuka and sperged out. To him it was like the fans were taking her from him lmao

>>85652868
that's the worst interpretation I've aver read, adn believe me I've read some very bad interpratations of EVA.

>>85639713
Its a criticism of Asuka fans. Essentially Anno is sayibg that they are worthless scum.

>>85649719
>i bet anno designed the girls to be HIS waifus and sperged out when other people liked them too
Ah, Bioshock: Infinite syndrome.

>>85653482
U must be one of the retards who thinks this show is super deep

>>85652042
Misato and Kaji get together for awhile and it's cute. But it ends terrible like everything. Otherwise it's about the frustration, yreah.

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Why did he do that ?

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>>85653569
>insulting the teutonic goddess

ITT.

People that never watched Gundam.

>>85652042
The show is rediculously bad. I didn't give a fuck about who got with who i just wanted something interesting or cool to happen

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>>85643122
Girlfriend in a coma.
I know. I know.
It's really serious.

>>85645378
Anno is a fucking weirdo. He is mad that Rei was so much more popuoar that it ended up affecting the movie remakes, and fully kicks in during the third.

Rebuilds could have been good, but they are nothing but crap after 3.

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>>85654035
There were times when I could have murdered her.

>>85654096
uh. nothing exists after 3 except for one storyboard teaser.

>>85653849
Asuka is a worthless halfbreed. Worst girl.

>>85654035
wait... is shinji.. dare i say... morissey?

this makes me think..

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>>85653812

>>85654167
>tfw no final solution for Reifags

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>>85654198
>this makes me think..

>>85639755
it's also a movie you cuckold

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>>85654216

>>85643326
yeah. if you caused the apocalypse, you'd get mentally fucked up too.

>>85653812
To seize dominance over his friend and rival after having been rendered a dickless invalid and being saved by him,

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>>85641073

>>85653812
his love was like a truck
BERSERKER

>>85654148
I meant that when the third one came out, the whole story jumped the shark hard.

>>85645584
he didnt get hate letters until he released showed the recap movie. The hate letters were for the movie taking so long to come out. He released the recap movie because fans were getting impatient and he felt he had to give them something. Any hatred he felt from the fans was partly because they were waifu fags and mostly because they rejected his olive branch.

>>85642661
People who like 2.0 are exactly the kind of peekaboo pathetic people the original show was shitting. You shouldd be embarrassed

>>85642661
you're an idiot. Anno put a fake preview for 2.0 as well. It was intentional. People expected 3.0 was going to be nothing like the preview from the start.

>>85654216
Asuka is the worst, coming from a penpenfag or a reifag

>>85641242
Are you a fucking moron?

>>85654806
>multiple waifus
no, anon, you are the worst
Ramielfag here.

>>85653812
Because he felt icredibly hurt when Guts abandoned him, and after seeing him return and be romantic with Casca, he decided to rape her in front of him to hurt him in return.

>>85641242
I hate that /a/ and other pseudo-intellectuals online pretend that a 14 year old wouldn't willingly fuck a woman like Misato or a peer like Asuka or pilot a giant robot that turns out to not be a robot. They wouldn't not do it because of daddy issues.

Generally 14 year olds would do it and so would you. Don't bother stating otherwise because you're wrong.

>>85654848
>memefags
>somehow not the worst

>>85641231
>shin evangelion
What did he mean by this

>>85646080
I recognize that mommy.

>>85653812
Is Berserk actually good?

Also is there a good anime adaption or do I have to read the manga?

>>85654707
0/10

Stop being sour 3.33 was garbage by taking it out on 2.22 or imaginary enemies. Get help, weeb.

>>85654863
they didn't actually want to fuck shinji, were you paying attention? That was all in shinji's head. Also, the immense responsibility of saving the world would break most young people. The whole point of shinji's character was the show the absurdity of this concept as displayed in most mecha/super robot shows that came before it.

>>85646080
>>85654888
Me too. It's one of the few I've fapped to more than once.

>>85654912
the manga is good. the old anime adaptation is okay, but doesn't do the artstyle justice. the new anime nails the artstyle, but has godawful animation quality (12fps CGI)

>>85654934
>they didn't actually want to fuck shinji
Yes they did, not that it's central to my point.

>The whole point of shinji's character was the show the absurdity of this concept as displayed in most mecha/super robot shows that came before it.
I know. This is where the pseudo-intellectual denialism comes in because most 14 year olds would enthusiastically do it.

>>85654848
Neck yourself. Misatofags, Gendofags or whateverfags, it doesent matter. Asuka is shit.

>>85654912
Manga and the 97 is lacking animation at times but replaces it with still frames from manga but it's fucking great. Avoid everything about the new anime unless you want to laugh at webms and the movies were starting to come into their own so those might be of interest to you but if you want to watch go with 97 anime.

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>>85639713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HALL5-PZu4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQrXRBh94IA
Why was End of Evangelion so good?

>>85654993
>most 14 year olds would enthusiastically do it.
that's where you're mistaken. They would enthusiastically want to, but when they actually had to hit the pavement, they'd freeze up. They freeze up over fucking math problems, let alone the ethics/mechanisms of a giant robot.

>>85654973
>telling someone to watch Berserk with shitty cgi
>it nailed artstyle

What little art and 2d animation there is it's not worth it. The movies are better if you're going to tell someone that kind of shit.

>>85655054
Id pilot one knowing that i was the only person who was able to stop the threat and that when i got in the robot i went berserk and basically did everything without thinking
Then again, im not a pussy jap bitch who craves sympathy

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>>85654912
I delay watching it for long time. But its good. If you go for it watch the original series. But you will be invested after it because it ends nowhere and if you really like it will probably have to read the manga at least this happened to me. The art is great so its a win downside manga dosent have goat soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1hWWU8JDE

>>85655231
woah.. you really are bad ass

>>85655274
Thx man. But i bet you would to if you were the only person who could save the world

>>85654863
>14 year olds fucking love being child soldiers
Genuine autism

>>85655054
Wrong. Completely wrong.

Take your babby cartoon to >>>/a/ you weeb fucks.

>>85655330
If being a child soldier entails piloting a giant robot then fuck yes they would.

>>85655440
Maybe with implants.

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>>85655378
>literally how to detect new fags the post

>>85655507
>calls someone a newfag
>doesn't know anime isn't allowed on /tv/

>>85655053
Damn I want to watch it again now.

>>85655378
NGE isn't a cartoon and weebs don't exist.

>>85655247
You think he's playing Idolmaster right now? I don't like HxH but I think it's funny it's on hiatus because Dragon Quest XI just released.

>>85655612
>rules in 4chan
>literally how to detect a new faggs the post 2.0
Just stop my man you going deeper

>>85655690
>I don't like HxH
lol wow what a dumbass

>>85655792
>marysue x marysue

>>85655188
wasn't telling them to watch it. Just telling them how it is. You should try representing things fairly once in a while.

>>85655612
>/tv/ is a kino board
>eva is kino
i fail to see the problem

>>85655612
There is no rule against it.

>>85655917
>eva is kino
Problem detected. Eva is trash.

>>85655937
Oh? Then why do anime threads get deleted on /tv/?
You gonna blame the mods now?

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>>85655940
Couldn't agree more.

>>85655967
They sometimes get deleted and sometimes don't. Lately they haven't been. The mods absolutely refuse to make any statement on the matter. But there's no rule against them, so officially they must be allowed.

>>85655967
>Post about anime has been up for 9 hours

>>85655393
14 year olds like guns but that doesn't mean being a child soldier is awesome

>>85655663
it's worse than a cartoon.

>>85656026
>But there's no rule against them, so officially they must be allowed
That's the most retarded logic I've ever heard.
By that logic I should be able to make threads about the current baseball game I'm watching on /tv/.

>>85656085
14 year olds like giant robots and would enthusiastically pilot one, even if it psychologically fucked one later in life.

>>85656111
are you retarded? there is rules against off topic discussions

>>85655967
mod is too busy deleting posts making fun of him and reddit

>>85656090
It's anime, which is objectively superior to cartoons.

>>85656111
This is the TV and movie board. Anime is TV and movies. There is no rule against posting anime here. Simple.

Televized sports games are not the same thing.

>>85645584
He was just assblasted people didn't like the finale of the show, he doesn't actually hate his fans for the most part

>>85656143
>there is rules against off topic discussions
And anime is off-topic on /tv/. Thanks for agreeing.

>>85656128
thats implying the controls are easy, which they categorically can't be.

>>85656186
No it doesn't matter if the controls are easy.

>>85639713
If you didn't understand this nor comprehend why he would do this at this point, you didn't understand half of the core part of this show.

>>85656150
>Televized sports games are not the same thing
So the difference is "I like anime so its not off-topic." and "I hate sports so that is off-topic".
Right.

>>85655863
YOU should representing things fairly once in awhile!

>>85656160
no, hes stated multiple times hes upset people fetishize asuka and rei to the degree that they do and thinks its disgusting/pathetic.
The irony here is that he worked for gainax at the time, a studio best known (at the time) for fetishizing women.

>>85656233
I never argued that anime is on-topic because I like it.

>>85656238
"Fetishize" doesn't mean anything.

>>85656128
Not if they're forced to fight a giant alien monster that might kill them and the entire city they're fighting in.

>>85656265
>I never argued that anime is on-topic because I like it.
That's exactly what you've been doing.

>>85656296
You are lying.

>>85656265
a fetish is literally anything that induces sexual arousal other than physical stimulation.

>>85656150
watch more film

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>>85640518
>robots

Did you even watch the show?

>>85656317
It's been rendered meaningless through repeated abuse, mostly by SJWs.

>>85656319
What are you talking about?

>>85656163
But it's a EoE is a film desu.

>>85656366
them trying to change its meaning doesn't change what it means. Thats like saying that the word 'nigger' can be reclaimed by people who never owned the word to begin with.

>>85640518
evangelion's themes are extremely unsubtle, it is one of the loudest shows i've ever seen

>>85656411
>anime film
Belongs on >>>/a/

>>85656418
Whatever. It doesn't mean anything anymore.

>>85656443
No rule against anime on this board.

>>85656475
>No rule against anime on this board
> Off-topic discussion will be deleted.
Looks like a rule to me.

>>85656527
Unless anime is defined as off-topic, it doesn't mean anime is against the rules.

>>85656527
So why is this thread still up and EoE discussed quite a lot on this board anon?

>>85656598
Because mods are lazy.
Why do Dragonball threads get deleted almost always before 100 posts?

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can we all agree that shes just the fucking worst?

>>85656238
No he just thinks Japs are beta pussies who like Rei because they can't handle women with personalities

>>85656751
Even if he did think so, he would be wrong.

EoE is an unironic masterpiece

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>>85656751
>>85656794
No one actually thinks that. Its the beta pussies that love asuka who need to rationalize their sexual urges towards an anime redhead cliche. Their self esteem is so low that they cant handle that Rei is empircally superior.

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>>85639713

was that his cum or her pussy juices?

>>85657135
>that mug

>>85656238
There is no irony, only lies and hypocrisy. Anno criticizes Rei because he likes Asuka much like a democrat criticizes a republican and vice versa. Welcome to otaku politics.

>>85657179
People who participate in NGE "waifu wars" are all ironic weebs with no legitimate interest in NGE or anime in general.

>>85657135
All he ever wanted was his son to not become r9k

>>85657135
"I Haven't Watched The Show: The Joke"

>>85657135
Show would be so much better if it followed a chad

>>85656751
And just like Hitler, he's right.

>>85646080
who is this mommy?

>>85641242

Ive read the Escapist comic too.

>>85657135
What's the point of the first panel? It's not needed.

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>>85657189
>her pussy juices
how virgin are you?
if that was her pussy juice she probably have some serious infection and her pussy smell like wet dog shit and dead fish

>>85657189
Yeah man Asuka was only pretending to be asleep. After Shinji pulled out his dick, she becamse so freaking wet, it was like a waterfall

>>85657599
It's to show that the female is wrong and the fat guy is right

>>85642661
It is no secret that Anno despises his audience.

It's why they did the fake previews

>>85656128
you understand that you have to be in a tube where you breathe liquid into your lungs and have to be mentally linked to a giant creature? evas arent robots dude, and im pretty sure they mind rape you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A89blUjT7z8
best goddamn moment in the show

>>85656128
EVAs are not robots. They are eldrich beings of terror. That is why they have AT fields. That is why when 01 breaks out of Leliel everyone shits their pants.

>>85658295
I thought their AT fields are extensions of the AT fields of their pilots, hence the pilots are needed in the first place

>>85658428
Its emotions that make the shield
Rly gay shit

>>85658161
"Mind rape" is the most cringe meme ever spawned by TVTropes.

>>85658546
Squicky is worse.

>>85655440
You mean Asuka? It's literally her.

>>85658530
Oh wow. Well. Ok.

because anno

>>85658295
>eldrich
People need to stop using this word.

>>85639713
He murdered the only person who ever loved him, and he was too cowardly to kill himself. He wants to be told he's a bad person. He wants to be punished.

>>85658828
>He murdered the only person who ever loved him

What? Who?

>>85656720
Literally made to sell more toys. Dont even know what her point is.

>>85658925
Pay more attention to what you watch, tard.

>>85639713
fucking animu trash!

>/a/ is that way

>>85655537
...s-sauce?

>>85658981
Figures literally aren't toys, and you people always pull this shit when you don't like something (hurr durr made to sell toys)

>>85659002
This is the movie and television board, and if something is trash because it's anime then it logically means everything is trash.

>>85658994
He didn't kill his mother

>>85659314
I hope this post is ironic. Either way, you need to reconsider your life.

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>>85659467

>>85659314
Toys, figures, call it what you want. It's all future landfill.

I just don't see a point on having a character that adds noting to the story.

>>85659533
so who the fuck are you talking about

>>85659467
Hes talking about the random mary sue gay kid who loved shinji then he kills him in the next ep

>>85654106
That was in both their minds friendo.

>>85659578
>>85659533
oh. Kaworu

>>85659578
Off yourself

>>85659592
he doesn't kill him

>>85659469
There is nothing ironic about it and there is no reason why I should need to reconsider my life. You are talking nonsense.

>>85659574
Almost everything is future landfill so this is not an argument.

>>85659632
nvm was thinking of the jock kid not gay space jesus

>>85647477
>Gets triggered by rape jokes
>REEEEEEEE RUCKING NEDKBEARDS
one toastie roastie

>>85658546
The term predates TVTropes. How old are you?

>>85658694
Asuka is a redheaded half-german. European-Asian hybrids usually look more caucasian than asian.

>>85659882
I never said anything about how old it is, and I'm much older than you.

>>85641108
>he doesnt know 4.0 will confirm the theory that its not a remake but a continuation and shinjis decision in EoE is what reset the world

Have ye no faith in our lord and savior anno?

>>85640518
2deep4u XD

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>>85641242
>we produce them in bulk

>>85659958
>you say tvtropes spawned the meme mind rape
>dude says mind rape has been around a lot longer than tvtropes
>dude proceeds to call you a young faggot
>prove yourself a young faggot for not understanding the sentence
>prove yourself an even younger faggot for the "i'm older than you!" retort

>>85659988
Nope.

>>85658295
They are cyborgs based off of the Angels themselves, with the souls of the pilots' mothers (with Rei being an important and notable exception) that allow a neural connection between the pilots and the Eva unit to facilitate control.

how do i get into evangelion?
do i start with the series or the movies?
what order?

>>85660151
You are underage and projecting.

Just because I said TVTropes spawned the meme doesn't mean TVTropes invented the term.

>prove yourself an even younger faggot for the "i'm older than you!" retort
You are mentally challenged.

>>85660221
watch the show, end of evangelion, then stop

>>85659988
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYYOY87cErc

This trailer already hints at it.

>>85660310
But that isn't a trailer that's a fan made short film right?

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>>85657390
the show would be boring and forgotten if it followed chad. Fucking EVERYTHING ever follows Chad and 1 time we get a show that follows r9k and retards bitch about "we want more chad!" when if Chad was the lead character you'd already know everything about the series before watching and it would be interchangeable garbage

>>85660258
This is the only true answer. Also, preferably watch it on your own.

>>85660221
Watch the original 90s series first. Watch Death and Rebirth after. Then watch EoE and be really confused yet fascinated.

Rewatch it again and lurk more to learn just how much thought and depth the series has. Then watch Rebuilds.

>>85654885
The typography of the Japanese film titles is kind of interesting
The other rebuild movies had a different spelling of "Evangelion", but the 4th film uses the original spelling from the show

So the change in name from "Evangerion Shin Gekijōban" to "Shin Evangerion Gekijōban"
might imply a different significance of the word "Shin" meaning 'New' in the old titles, but perhaps meaning 'True' in the new title

>>85660550
Ye but at least it would be decent vs this shit anno made

>>85654319
""""""""""movie""""""""""""

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>>85660913

>>85660932
A movie doesn't cease to be a movie just because it's drawn instead of shot with a camera.

Evangelion is how you tell a pleb from a kinophile. If they think this weebshit is good = pleb

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>>85660959
Yeah eve is super sophisticated

>>85661087
Evangelion is Japanese. By definition it can't be weeb.

>>85656475
>I've listened to too many SJWs and now I can't read or interpret the meaning of words from their context
This may very well be the sad fact of your existence; but in that case, why the FUCK would you think anyone here would be interested in your literally broken opinions? Fuck the fucking fuck off, come back, and fuck off again you deliberately ignorant shitter.

>>85661249
No, you fuck off. It's not my fault that you people have killed off yet another word through constant abuse.

>>85661198
no it's not, but it has merit for what it is

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>>85657390
You mean it would be the same as 99.9% of other anime which is to say complete garbage.

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>>85662023
THATS NOT WHAT I SAID STOP PUTTING WORDS INTO MY MOUTH

>>85662023
I havent seen any anime thay follows a chad desu

>>85639755
anime website fucker

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>>85662892
Then you haven't watched anime, sure you can argue for some of the show's that they don't follow chad but 4 episodes in they miraculously become chad with no exceptions.

>>85663095
wish fulfillment fantasies =/= main character is a chad

usually the main character is a total loser who still gets what he wants, this is part of why anime is so derided

>>85663095
what do you watch

>>85639713
He saw the whol tiddy

Also, he's supposed to represent the average immature otaku. The film can be viewed as a criticism of otakus who shut themselves off from the world.

>>85663472
It's arguable, sure it's wish fulfilment but essentially all anime (or shonen in paticular) is the road to becoming chad is it not?

3.33 was such shit. That is what happens when nerd directors snap.

>>85663563
Represent Asukafans specifically. They are the most childish and obsessed with hentai.

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>>85663507
All of the big three anime have chad main characters or characters that become chad after a number of episodes.

>>85663779
>Represent Asukafans specifically. They are the most childish and obsessed with hentai.
Are you sure? I don't watch much anime, but I think Asuka is best grill and my friends who are much more into animu like Rei better.

>>85663812
They become chad at the very end. Never been a story that follows chad from the start

>>85663753
no, it's the road to staying a loser but having your dreams magically fulfilled anyway

>>85663870
Ichigo is a chad at the very start.

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>>85663873
Well that depends on your definition man, see my definition of a chad is someone who has everything go right for them whilst putting in little effort. What's yours?

He needed to reassert his heteosexuality after the incident with the other guy the previous episode.

There's a theory the last two episodes never happened and he killed himself.

>>85660769
It's because of Studio Khara/Gainax copyright shenanigans

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>>85641231

>ITS FUCKING REAL

Oh God he's going to draw the whole movie in scribbles just like the series end isn't he?

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>>85654912
just read the manga. maybe the 90s anime show. Fucking avoid the new ones since it's fucking shit.
CLANG

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>>85641242

>>85641231

Pure kino.

>>85664613
I fucking hate the two faggots who make these shitty comics.

>>85641242
>that introverted girl who I would totally bang if she was a little older


Why would you want to fuck what is essentially a clone of your mom with an alien soul inside?

>>85665372
Wait, WHAT?

I haven't seen the show, but one of them is his MOM!?

The FUCK? What the FUCK Japan?

>>85665409

A clone of his mom but not his mom.

>>85665409
>not wanting to impregnate the 14 year old clone of your mom
what are you, a faggot?

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>>85640601
>>85656356
It is about robots and nothing else, kids. Sorry you got so BTFO. pew pew lol

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>There are people in this thread right now that doesn't like Shinji

>>85665798

This. Normies get out.

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Most KINO moment ever in Evangelion.

>>85666028
needs the music

>>85666155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlZ83P2SjYQ

>>85646003
>she's shinji's mom with time machine

She's the daughter of Shinji and Asuka from the previous Kalpa.

>>85640518
>>85642033
>>85641242
>>85642033
Eva is not a mech or robot show you uncultured faggots

>>85655537
sauce

I know EVAs doesn't have a real height. But I like to think they're 150 meters tall.

>>85665835
There are no robots..

>>85639713
This is literally a believable and fucked up thing that someone might do. I've known someone that pathetic and fucked up so this scene was never that strange to me.

>>85666558
Jet Alone and those little laser drone things they use to try and kill the virus angel

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>Heh, you uncultured swine
>this isnt some mecha robot anime... instead of robots... these are.. ALIENS

>>85666915
But the actually aren't robots anon, they don't even look like robots.

>>85646080
For the love of god I need sauce