Pitch me your movie idea in 10 words or less.

Midnight Run remake starring Bryce Dallas Howard and Christina Hendricks

Avatar sequels.

>>85639142
Make a film of the long earth books by Pratchett and Baxter. Visuals alone should attract hoards to the theater.

>>85639142
A handsome young Syrian refugee falls in love with a beautiful German girl ala modern day Romeo and Juliet

>>85639293
this would actually be succesful

>>85639142
CONTROVERSIAL dark comedy about drug addicts and heavy drugs users

>>85639142
Weekend At Bernie's with a realistically decaying corpse.

>>85639142
I'm not doing your work for you, hollyjew

>>85639142
Grimdark BSG-style Reboot of "Battlefield Earth".

> plot twist: the Psychlos are the GOOD GUYS.

>>85639142
Time traveling Seals get trapped in the Old West

White beta manchild spends all his time on /tv/ posting about conspiracies revolving around jews.

>>85639397
They only hope is a transgender woman of color.

It's the 70s, the main character is Jewish and nerdy, his best friend is a part of a drug distributing gang, it's a comedy action flick starring Rogan's gang, budget $10m.

>>85639396
would finance and watch

>>85639142
Schwarzenegger kills spics to free his kidnapped daughter

>>85639450
>the main character is Jewish
Sold

>>85639142
Rapist dies and Hell sent him back as a girl.

A boy falls in love with a girl. Unable to...

>>85639514
It was something like this but with a playboy

Women teasing men with their feet.

Jason Statham gets put in a bad position by a gang led by an unnecessary sadist and has to concuss everyone in a five block radius to get out.

>>85639630
LOVE IT, but get this HE IS WEARING A RED BOWTIE THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE MOVIE, its is never adressed, the other characters dont even mention how ridiculous it looks, that will keep the audience talking about this kino.

>>85639616
OP said a movie not a kino

>>85639162

>sweating_towel_man.exe

An animated classic Doom movie shot in first person

Ww2 movie from a conflicted nazis perspective

I'd call it love and war

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>>85639142
James Holmes

Make a Cinematic Universe of drama movies.
Like a crossover beetween Manchester by the Sea and Moonlight ecc. ecc.
Put Sofia Coppola at the helm

>>85640079
Lol terrible idea

Lesbian cyborg space pirates.

(You) would all watch it.

>>85639293
In WWII during the Holocaust!

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>>85639142
i child genius creates a brilliant automated fisting machine with spare parts he had lying around and becomes an international celebrity. his automated fisting machine become like beat headphones with celebrity endorsements and everyone in the world wanting to own their own personal automated fisting machine.
but when mass production begins the automated fisting machines become sentient and cause carnage to the human race.

it is left to clint eastwood who is an anti technologist and uses a manual fisting machine to rise up against the automated fisting machines and lead humanity to salvation.

the movie will be called "The Moist Fist".

>>85640079
sony would invest in this

>>85639616
Directed by our man Quentin for extra footness

>>85640157
I mean, you're right

>>85639142
Paul Joseph Watson is left holding the baby in Basra.

Mining for gold on one of Jupiters moons and finding layer upon layer of dead rednecks abducted from shitholes across the globe.

Capitalise on the popularity of Robin Williams by making a biopic showing his struggle with depression and eventual suicide.

>>85639142
Not bothering with your premise but I hate the fact that I can tell the difference between white ESL and brown ESL posters. You can't learn English from movies, Rajeesh

>>85639142
Stock broker struggles to manage family and stresses; fails miserably

>>85639142
Fidget spinner spins its way into an autistic boys heart

>>85639142
Alexandra Daddario, Bryce Dallas Howard, AO-rated lesbian sex film

>>85640486
actually French but do go on burger.

>>85639142
Blade Runner meets Field of Dreams

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>>85640555
>French implying he's ebbed remotely white
I don't even need to change my insulting name for you

>>85640079
>>85640225
Sony should invest in this. As well as all the shit, they release a lot of mediocre films with similar casts.
Having smalls connections between the films in an unobtrusive way would get people watching and talking about these films without being detrimental to their quality

>predator HBO mini series about predators throughout earths history,

>>85640595
stop hurting my french feels bro

Shot-for-shot remake of Training Day in the Toy Story universe.

It's not so much the idea that makes a good (perhaps even successful) movie, it's the execution.

>>85640602

As interesting as that premise might sound, they would fuck it up somehow, I just know it.

Film in 40k universe, but no big fan service. Focus on small scale IG vs Chaos. Story of humans. No exposition, visual storytelling. Rated R.

Russian boy makes a dildo drone intended to land in Putin's mouth

Christina Hendricks fighting off ghouls in a hospital, while changing nurse outfits very often.

>>85640687
>it's a four-hour, black&white art film

>>85640694
A shot of her skin tight nurse outfit covered in fresh blood reveals her nipples. Close up.

>>85639142
Hack writer phishes for ideas: the thread

>>85639142
Nice try Sony. You're going down and there's nothing to do about it

Ghostbusters reboot with down syndrome actors.
Big reveal: Slimer is a ghost of a deceased down syndrome person.
Final boss is a giant chromosome.
Guest star: Corky

>>85639142
A fantasy movie that digs into the implications of a society divided along real, legitimate racial lines, and one relaiant totally on magic for their every need, so much so that their level of technological/medicinal/scientific advancement is minuscule.

Star Trek movie starring autistic people from 4chan

A girl have intercourses with everyone but the main character who's madly in love with her.

>>85640789
That would never work. Even if it did there'd never be sequels

A dog close to death relives the best days of his life only to realise he knows who murdered his first owner, and now he must tell his new owner before the vet administers the injection.

Shit, this is a Sony thread?
Fuck off, Sony, you're not having my lesbian cyborg space pirates idea.

Sorry, I only do kino with the best actors around.
http://nicolascageplotgenerator.weebly.com
> Nicolas Cage plays a ghetto prince whose nephew gets kidnapped by everyone and is challenged to a race around the world.

>>85640694
>>85640755

Sony, you can keep this idea. Like, totally. Call Christina, now.

>>85640847
>Not open casting to find new quality actors (who you can pay a lot less)

>>85639142
It is our last day on Earth. Mankind is shipping out, our planet that was is dead. As the last human steps aboard the last transport, Jesus returns -- with hilarious consequences.

>>85639142
Fidget Spinner: The Movie starring Paul Dano as autistic Jimmy.

>>85639142
Food Network cinematic universe. Kick it off with Diners, Drive-ins, and Danger: Fiieri Rising. Paula Deen is the villain. Post credits theme is a snipet of the Good Eats theme song.

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Ian Huntley reincarnates into emperor penguin and learns value of christmas

>>85639142
k, here it is..

>Jurassic
>Park
>5
what do you think?

Fruit Ninja: the movie
a boy who's the best at Fruit Ninja have to save the world from aliens disguised as fruits

Fidget Spinner: the movie
grandpa dies and reincarnates magically into his nephew's favourite toy: a fidget spinner. They will stop an evil conspiracy to kidnap President's dog

The Sims: the movie
A girl moved to a new town with her parents, she doesn't have many friends and she's not popular, but worry not because her Sims family will come to the rescue, they will turn into real persons one day every week and in that day they will do their best to help their real friends just like she did with their marvellous house, job and family. OST by Paramore.

Animated movie about star-crossed lovers and inter-dimensional cell phones

>>85639142
Dane is a BBQ Pit master who has been using own jizz as secret sauce on his baby back ribs. Christina Ricci plays the health inspector who smells something fishy and goes undercover, only to unravel a bodily fluid / BBQ conspiracy bigger than she could possibly have imagined.

Contains flashing images.

POV style comedy based around the life of the prophet muhammad

Film about the rise and fall of British Leyland

>>85641004
That would be fucking hilarious!

>>85640847
>Nicolas Cage plays a substitute teacher whose pen-pal gets kidnapped by everyone and is enrolled in part-time bartending college.
would watch

>>85639142
Fantasy homage to the Good, the Bad and the Ugly

let us make more ape kino

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General Buck Naked's School for Child Soldiers 2

>>85639142
He entire movie a guy walks a long walk through the city - past his school, his uni, first job, the girlfriend house, favorite diner - towards an iconic for him place for an hero only to continue to keep walking after that.

It is 2152 and the world most popular show is about a hotrod body shop that tracks down corpses, customises them and turns them into fully animated, fully functioning porn stars.

Stupid Americans by Michael Moore
A loveable scammer makes a software for an incredibly realistic virtual reality where he build cities with population from all around the world.
But he will not build those cities on the reality, he will build them and make the people inside it according to the most stupid stereotype ignorant americans from flyover states have on the rest of the world.
He will disguise somehow this software as an airline and take advantages of rednecks who want to see the world for few dollars.
In the end rednecks will realize that their state is the best and declare another civil war

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Time Travel Epic with Baron Trump and General Patton

Trumps uncle was responsible for looking over the notes of Tesla, an eccentric and misunderstood scientist. He claims to have found nothing but gibberish and walls smeared in shit but little did they know he found the key to time travel.

Cut to future day and age, BT can't even go out in public without getting harassed and death threats so the only place he can go is the past.

>>85639142
A middle aged man going through his midlife crisis due to too much stress and divorce etc tries to becone a rapper.

Black comedy or cringe comedy. Will Farrelesque

>>85640993
Fund this.

>>85639142
The origin story of how moot started 4chan.

>>85641300
Allah-lot of laughs this summer for a hallal adventure the whole family can enjoy

A quirky girl with sweater sleeves over her hands, blonde hair and an awkward short term memory loss teaches the CEO of a huge multibillion corp about the value of friendship. And blow jobs.

>>85639142
they travel through time and find telsa. this girl i was dating said it was good

>>85640809
Sounds a bit too realistic. Audiences want escapism

get off 4chan max landis!

>>85641281
pretty much president chris without the stroke

>>85641884
What? Are you saying that there are people that fall in love with someone BEFORE the sex? How is it even possible

>>85639142

SpeedCrank (2018)

Keanu Reeves + 20 passengers are driving a giant Jason Statham.

If Jason Statham's heart beat goes below 60 bpm then he explodes killing all the passengers

>>85641320

call it The Anti-Social Network

>>85640223
GENIUS, make this immediately!

>>85639397
I'd see a pilot of an animated sitcom about talking seal in the Wild West, that was never greenlit

>>85639490
Sounds too much like sabotage

>>85639142
A super hero thats also a pedophile.

>>85639142
Usually a script is worth $1 million , anon. If you want just a pitch, that will be $100k

How about we kill all the blacks?

>>85639142
Fuck it. If you can't beat them, join them.

Fast and the Furious / Transformers crossover. Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson help Optimus Prime to steal X important artifact from the Decepticons. There's plenty of room for product placement and other marketing tie-ins in this low-risk, high-reward summer blockbuster.

Pls gib money now.

two guys get trapped under a pool cover

>>85640615
Woody as Denzel? I'd watch that, just to see him say 'King Kong ain't got shit on me'

>>85639142
See through battle monsters starring tits

>>85640819
This sounds interesting desu

>>85639142
Its like E.T. but with a lovable, loyal skeleton knight.

Movie written from the German perspective on D-Day and the following battles.

>>85639142
you laugh you lose

The movie starts off with a daring heist. During the burglary, a security guard gets injured one of the leads laughs and makes some quip and continues on. The heist ends successfully.

The rest of the movie follows the life of the security guard. Due to his injury, he can no longer work as a security guard or in any other physical role. He lacks the education to get a desk job. He goes on unemployment, struggles through physical therapy, and becomes addicted to painkillers. He becomes emotionally distant with his wife and they end up separating. The rest of the movie focuses on his attempt to rebuild his life (go off painkillers, find employment, rebuild his relationship with his wife and family, etc.) He does not succeed because life doesn't always have happy endings

$100,000,000 movie, but first half is shot for $500

The Devil protects a Knights lineage throughout time and space.

>>85643774
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Severloh
>Total US casualties (Killed, Wounded, Missing) from all sources at Omaha Beach on D-Day is estimated at 3,686.
2 hours of a white German soldier BRRRRRRRAAAAAAPPing in the general direction of burgers landing on the beach below, sounds like a hit

>>85643794
Would that be a British movie? Because it sounds incredibly depressing.

A film buff sets out to make an indie low budget artistic film with the sole goal of being allowed to go into the criterion collection closet.

video for context:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMfI1AVAF_8

Titan AE reboot with Christian Bale as Korso.