/trek/ - Star Trek General

>>85637976
BRINNNG ME MY CHARRRRRRRIOTTTTTTS OF FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRE

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>watch voyager
>it doesn't seem so bad
>watch Threshold

wat

>>85638070
Only episode so bad that everyone involved issued a public apology and emoved it from canon

>>85637976
that episode was such an asspull

"Wait a minute, that's not my husband! He never drinks coffee before this specific time! this entire video is faked!"
Bravo writers, bravo

>>85638255
And she was fucking wrong because does drink coffee in the afternoon

Keiko is an awful wife

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too intelligent for shitiest version

>>85638070
Thats the one with them "hype evolving" and fucking as lizards right?

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>>85638487

>>85638487
yes

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was he autistic? He acts like such a hardass around Quark then gets BTFO by some old lady

>>85638546
Lwaxana/Odo was CUTE

>>85638546
>just started watching DS9
>see her

should I just stop now. She ruined my TNG experience.

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>>85638082
and yet shit like 1159 exists.

>>85638546
>was he autistic?
yes

>>85638686
>I unironically hate fun

The problem is you, not the show. But keep going, she only shows up a couple of times

>>85637976
Watching all the TNG films at the moment. Surprised at how similar to the TV show they are. Now to watch Insurrection.

>>85638686
Lwaxana is a pleb filter

>>85638772
S K I P N E M E S I S

>>85638725
My mom is basically Lwaxana.

Its not fun.

I hate it.

>>85638772
Watch them all, even Nemesis

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>>85638845
Stop telling random people I'm not into girls yet mom. You don't even know them.

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>>85638070
>this episode won awards for best makeup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtVXAugaSm0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdX6fwfrULI

does anyone else get reminded of the flintstones theme with the voyager theme?

>>85638546
Odo was /r9k/ up to a point

the die hard episode in season 6 is great

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>it's a "it turned out convincing MIrrorSpock to give peace a chance led to the enslavement of humanity" episode

>>85639476
re-watched it recently, I wish that really was tuvok that got zapped.
but that episode brakes so many of star fleets principles I wonder if picard ever made a full report.

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>It's a Holodeck malfunction episode
>It's a Troi episode
>It's a mirror universe episode
>It's a time travel back to Earth in the year 19xx episode
>It's a "alien takes control of a crew member" episode

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>>85639249
>it beat The Visitor in it's category

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>>85639798
>>It's a Troi episode
You are not fit to command. Step down. Step down or I will have you removed.

>>85640033
Voyage is a mess!

>>85640112
I've got the Troi gets promoted by killing La forge episode next

After Lower Decks (which was awesome), I'm hype

>>85639798
>It's a broccoli uses the holodeck to rape Troi Episode
>It's a Gowron is a complete hothead and Worf has to be the bigger man episode
>It's another Data plays with the idea of.using his emotion chip episode

>>85638692
and yet the one where they ask the holodeck to create a simulation of what a hadrasaur would look like if it were evolved 3 million years and it poops out an exact replica of the precise aliens that are putting them on scopes monkey trial in space exists!

>>85640206
Can't rape a hologram, except maybe Moriarty

>>85640273
tag team him and da vinci

>>85640270
Where is ww3?

Why do we need to see Janeway be a failed Nasa drifter eating cookies while promoting capitalism?

Why does the crew all suddenly pretend to be interested in earth landmarks for the entire basis of the episode?

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>>85640206
> it's an "Enterprise gets brutally raped by xindi" episode
> it's an "Enterprise robs and kills the crew of the first random ship they come across while T'pol has a crippling heroin addiction"

Season 3 was a weird time

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>tfw you are spending hundreds of dollars to fly to Vegas just so you can wake up at 9am for panel where Nana might just talk about a lizard dude trying to fuck her ex-husband

wtf I love Kira now

A-koo-chee-moya

>>85640476
You come back without those signed tit pics, you're banned from the threads forever

Why the fuck is Rene VIP only?

>>85637976
Is it true the two actors couldn't stand each other?

>>85640504
Meaney kept hitting on Nana Visitor (Sid's IRL wife) and grabbing her ass when she was pregnant

>>85640476
Why is Nana Visitor on a fag panel?
Wouldn't Takei be better suited?

>>85638692
Yea, that episode was shit.

>>85640495
Visitor's tit pics or bashirfaggots?

>>85640554
She said she'd get Siddig to sign whatever got dubs, it was a pic of Jadzia's actress in a see through top

I am holding her to those dubs

>>85640513
Bullshit, they didn't get along because Siddig is British

>>85640504
>Siddig laughed that his relationship with costar Colm Meaney (O'Brian) was more adversarial, as Meaney is an Irishman and considers Siddig an Englishman. He related a story in which Meaney took him out to get him drunk, only to have a bartender tell Siddig that he was not welcome. Siddig told Meaney that the man was racist, and "Colm calmly replied, 'No, it's because you're English.' He obviously enjoyed taking me to places where they would hate me. Anyway, eventually our friendship and time spent in bars off the set ended up being written into the show and they put us in bars on the set."

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>>85640554
Terry Farrell's actually

>>85640584
>"Sid", who went by the name Siddig El Fadil during his first several years on the series before changing his name to Alexander Siddig, said that in his experience, the Arab world does not consider the Sudan to be Arabic, but the African world does not consider the Sudan to African, so he may be considered either Arabic or African, or neither. He found that people had trouble pronouncing "Siddig El Fadil" and changed it to something western to honour his mother, deeming the name Alexander "pre-religious".

>Ironically, Siddig was offered a part in the recent film Alexander, only to have the offer withdrawn when director Oliver Stone discovered that he had been on Star Trek

Being Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi is suffering

>>85640584
This somehow gives me a warm fuzzy feeling...

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>>85640577
> making bets on 4chan
Last time I did that, it was on /sg/ over whether or not a group of Jihadists would take an artillery college in Aleppo Syria.
> tfw I lost and had to write "((((((syrian revolution)))))" on my limp cock

>>85639455
Is 4chan /r9k/ version of the link?

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>>85639798

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>>85640584
>>85640648
Look at his precious face. How could anybody bully this?

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>>85640704
should have been killed off on DS9 as well

>>85640648
>Ironically, Siddig was offered a part in the recent film Alexander, only to have the offer withdrawn when director Oliver Stone discovered that he had been on Star Trek

Kek but also fuck Stone

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>>85640786
I'm calling Andrew J Robinson right now, and we are both going to come to your house and beat you with a sock full of oranges.

>>85640648
>only to have the offer withdrawn when director Oliver Stone discovered that he had been on Star Trek
Is this some Holywood in-joke?

>>85640947
Patrick Stewart makes everyone wary of ex-Trek actors

Just finished Insurrection lads. Was pretty good. One movie left now. So far I'm rating it Insurrection > First Contact > Generations.

>>85640973
You mean that as in by his performances or as in he goes around telling people ex-Trek is no good?

>>85641012
>Insurrection > First Contact

you trollin nigga

>>85640947
I doubt Stone has watched Trek since the 60s if ever, and other than Sir Patrick it isn't exactly known for being the cream of the crop of actors.

>>85641047
Watch your tongue heathen or I'll put nemesis at the front of that list when I finish it.

>>85641089
I liked Nemesis just fine, but you're wrong about Insurrection

>>85641099
Why's that anon?

>>85641162
Because Insurrection is ass, whereas First Contact is classy as fuck and builds on the existing story instead of adding super special new aliens and magic fountain of youth bullshit that would barely have been palatable in the fucking 60s

>>85641213
Aye I can see that but the whole time travel thing is so meh.

>>85641263
Time travel with a purpose though, to show an important event to the history of the show. Unlike the 4th movie where it was time travel to look at whales

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>It's a sisko gets indignant about shit that happened hundreds of years ago episode

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I am going to pay $30 to have Mark Alaimo sign a baseball for me, and then I am going to tell him he is a good boy who did nothing wrong.

>>85642140
How much are you going to end up paying for a signed pic of Farrell's tits and whatever other shit you're going to be doing there (not including inevitable lawyer costs)?

>>85642140
Do you already have your Sidd ticket?

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>>85642140
>en I am going to tell him he is a good boy who did nothing wrong.

>>85640943
> not making a Scorpio killer reference

Shout ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS and see if Nana shits herself reflexively

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>Killing Geordi to save the Enterprise good?
>Killing Deanna the roastie to save a planet bad?
Alkar did absolutely nothing wrong

>>85642140
The only people I would be fussed on seeing would be Combs and H.G. and maybe Alamio.

Does your fiance know you're pissing all this money away?

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>>85642322
Im honestly a bit curious about the kind of shit that happens at Star Trek conventions, the amount of concentrated autism in one place would normally be unbearable but these actors keep coming and have been going to these conventions for 40 years

>>85642461
They gots to get paid. By all accounts nobody will hire them anymore >>85640942

>>85642370
>autismo brain rapist who can't handle having emotions

You know he was legally a serial killer right?

>>85642508
I have no sympathy for that emotion violating Geordi killing bitch.

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>>85642201
I paid $150 for Patrick Stewart's autograph, which is pretty outrageous, but at the same time I get to meet the poop emoji so I feel that's worth it.

This con is fucking expensive. I think it's like $300 for a basic ticket and that doesn't include autographs. The 30th TNG panel is an extra $30 on top of the badge price.

>>85642213
No because I backed the DS9 documentary Kickstarter which included a ticket, a swag bag with signed shit, and a 30 person meet and greet with some of the cast.

>>85642390
He is going with me and also bought a ticket. He got me into Trek desu.

>>85642554
you're married?

good god,

>>85639798
>he doesn't worship mirror Hoshi's midriff

>>85642488
I have to wonder why.
DeForest Kelly didn't deserve to have his career killed by star trek.
Everyone else deserved it though, save for Colm meany and Alex siddig.

>>85640583
Not only did they get along, but Colm Meaney is also British.
>my greentext when an American tries to make a Euroshitpost but doesn't understand how

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>>85642566
I'm not married. I'm actually getting married in Vegas during the con, but not at the con because that is cringe.

I paid more money for an autograph from the poop emoji than I did my wedding dress.

>>85642566
If I remember, she's getting married after the con, since she wants to suck off Bashir in the car park

>>85642461
>Im honestly a bit curious about the kind of shit that happens at Star Trek conventions
People paying $100 for autographs or $250 for the actor to acknowledge them when doing it.

>>85642738
see >>85640584

>>85642738
Colm is Oirish

He'd bomb your kid's school for calling him British

>>85642762
>"she" male.

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>>85642738
> American.
Wrong hemisphere and wrong side of the world.
Think dangerous animals and a 96% white population

>>85640273
lol

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>>85642812
Anon, tell me about my sexual organs.

>>85642779
That's shy autism.
I'm talking people jerking off into the Actor's car's air conditioner or people screaming out dumbfuck references to an episode no one saw to larping full on episodes in the desert

>>85642779
I see it.
>Anyway, eventually our friendship and time spent in bars off the set ended up being written into the show
>our friendship
>friendship
What does this word mean?

>>85642746
Is your dress at least Star Trek themed? (betazoid style perhaps?)

>>85642921
Oh please tell me you're getting married in Vegas in the nuddy

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>>85642893
Rotten crotch and riddled with warts

>>85642921
Don't reckon she's fat enough to do something that cringe

>>85642921
>>85642936
Troi wore a dress. If she doesn't have to follow tradition neither do I.

>>85642997
Why DID Troi wear a dress?

>>85643038
Quit living in denial. It's already a general, and leaving "general" out of the OP won't change that. Quit pretending that your shit stinks any less than any other general.

>>85643038
Some people like to filter all generals, it's etiquette on some boards to facilitate tht practise

>>85643011
dresses give easier access.

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>>85643097
Easier access than being naked?

>>85643137
IF SHE'S GOING TO WEAR CLOTHES WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SHE IN UNIFORM TOO?

This whole thing is bullshit

>>85643160
The director had some issues.
>After the release and subsequent failure of Star Trek Nemesis at the box office, actors LeVar Burton and Marina Sirtis criticized Baird for not being knowledgeable about the Star Trek universe and for not even watching a single episode of Next Generation. Sirtis said that TNG was about the relationships of the crew, and Baird did not take that into account. Burton remarked on how, during the first six weeks of shooting Nemesis, Baird kept calling him "Laverne" and kept referring to his character as an alien. [1] [2] Production designer Herman Zimmerman described Baird as "a really good editor and as before we started shooting he was charming…as soon as cameras started rolling he became impossible to work with, nothing satisfied him". [3]

>>85643137
You don't want to see either of them naked.

>>85640525
Yeah, and because of that he'd charge more to appear on it.

>>85642997
But that was just because Riker knew he'd be BTFO by the Big Beautiful Captain's cock, Worf's fascinating alien pleasure device and O'Brien's grapefruit sized balls. It was pure penis-envy, so he convinced Troi to do a sfw wedding

>>85643094
>Good threads should make the lives easier of people who come here for dumbfrogposting or blackedposting
y?

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This is some season 1-tier bullshit

what the hell TNG

>>85643700
Riker got fat so the rest of him would match his already fat cock

>>85638255
>autist doesnt understand the episode: the post

>>85643718
>I, Brent Spiner, actor extraordinaire, demand a chance to show off my talents to the plebs
That's what I always assumed anyway, such a bullshit episode, focusing on Data instead of what was actually going on was a terrible mistake, the mystery was brilliant.

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>>85637976
>>85638255
>>85643747
Star Trek is autistic.

People don't mourn the dead in Star Trek. Keiko would not grieve for dead Miles because grieving is not part of Gene's vision.

>>85643827
>People don't mourn the dead in Star Trek

Untrue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_8nY_LQL3w

Did any of the characters in any series ever wear a watch ?

>>85643851
That was before Gene did a shitton of drugs and had his vision.

>>85643872
janeway wears a time piece in year of hell.

>>85643898
Then Rick Berman hit the Reset Button and her watched was erased from existence.

>>85643851
He said "In the Twenty-Fourth Century, no one grieves.", Wrath of Khan was the 23rd century

>>85640414
In a lot of ways, ENT was VOY2.0. It did Voyager better than Voyager, which unfortunately still makes it sub par Trek.
>captain is rough and tumble
>highlighted hostility out in space
>more pew pews
>less respect for "the rules"
The Xindi mission arc reminds me of Year of Hell in some ways.

>>85638848
Nemesis was fun, watched it the other day and forgot the big guy was in it.

>>85638686
Shes good in DS9 and alot rarer. She only has two eps i think.

>>85640943

>not a sock full of ball bearings

Weak.

>>85641968
Far Beyond the Stars and the insane asylum episode happened something like a few months before that episode though.

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>>85643926
does this guy count? I think he had something in his pocket.

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>>85644122
Where is beloved actor Andrew J Robinson going to find ball bearings on such short notice? Oranges are like 5 for $5 at Aldi.

Plus we can make mimosas after we beat the shit out of him.

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>>85643988
It's my first time watching enterprise, and I actually quite liked how the theme was in season 1-2
Then the xindi attacked and they made the song """""cheery"""", which just undermines the whole "we're fucked everything's fucked, we're outgunned and we're the only ship on this suicide mission to avenge 7 million dead." Situation of the season.
There's only 2 things I don't like about Enterprise, phlox episodes and the season 3-4 intro theme

>>85637976
asians dont have souls

everyone knows that

>>85644250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvAs1pos3TA

>>85643718
>this is pure Star Trek
nothing wrong with it

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"Maybe you should talk to Worf again!"

>>85642322
>>85642217
fucking kek

>>85638686

She's significantly less abrasive in DS9.

>>85644660
K A N A R with D A M A R

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>>85644660
>>85644754

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>>85644754

>>85644754
>>85644851
>>85644906
it's pronounced Kay-Nar, they don't even rhyme

>>85644922
shut up nerd

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>>85644922
Meme police. You're under arrest. Get off my Promenade.

>>85644922
Only in that one scene in The Wounded you've heard it in then never again

>>85637976
I''VE GOT FAITH.... OF THE HEARTTTTT

>>85645304
idk why people hate this theme song? it grows on you

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>it's a very special episode about suicide

Come on TNG, meet me halfway

>>85645392
2nd version > a pile of Rythellian Mammoth shit > 1st version

>Its a everyone always says voyager is bad but I'm watching it all through the first time and its actually pretty good episode

>>85645735
wait until you are this guy>>85638070

>>85643137
Reminder that he was briefly cucked by Worf

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>Computer, bring program Barclay Eyes Wide Shut 4.5
>Reduce the Nicole Kidman character from 40ft tall back to her normal size >Keep her appearance to resemble Counslor Troi as per Barclay's instructions
>increase her bust by two cup sizes
>four cup sizes
>increase the Counslor's estrogen output to match your average lactating Betazoid after childbirth
>Computer, replace the Tom Cruise character with an endless basket of Red Lobster Cheddar Bay biscuits
>Rename program Riker 8 and run program
>Disengage all safety protocols

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Starfleet uniforms are aesthetic as fuck

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SCALY

CARDASSIAN

CLEAVAGE

>>85647516
Does she ever come back?

I know quark ends up with Ro Laren, but does she die or was she just forgotten?

>>85640670
Yes, though the changeling beta uprising was more successful

>>85642738
>Colm Meaney is also British
but he's not

Are Vulcan nipples naturally super pointy and erect?

>>85650138
Doubt it

>Spot's an iguana now lol

weird how fast s7 has turned to shit

>>85648399
She comes back in the novels
The novels really aren't as bad as people like to meme they are; they're actually less autistic than the pre-Disney Star Wars EU

do all vulcan women have fake tits and lips?

>>85650736
I'm not even shilling
Most of the post-series DS9 novels are really good, it's just the TNG ones that should be avoided.

Who here is hyped for Star Trek: Discovery???

Don't know why we're all talking about old "star trek", so many users here are so stuck in the past.

>>85650828
yes, retaining physical imperfections when cosmetic surgery can fix them is illogical

>>85647430
Those old starfleet uniforms are too formal and not action-oriented, they look like they can't move!

Star Trek: Discovery's uniforms look like they were designed for the kind of high-paced TV series that I'm sure it's going to be!

>>85650941
>>85650991
ironic shillposting is still shilling

>>85645735
Voyager was bad, all previous "star trek"s were bad to some degree, and Star Trek: Discovery will not repeat their mistakes.

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>>85650941
is this a new meme or just shills?

IGNORE THE DISCOVERY MEMESHILLER

IGNORE AND THEY'LL GO AWAY LIKE THE OTHER TIMES

>>85647516
Cardassians are fun and all but did anyone else feel that old "star trek"'s reliance on continuously using the same aliens became a little boring?

Who else here is looking forward to new species being featured in Star Trek: Discovery?

After all, the point of Star Trek (:Discovery) is to explore "strange new worlds"!

>>85651050
>>85651043
Why are Trump supporters even on here?

You people are so stuck in the past, it's time to move forward. All real star trek fans are looking forward to Star Trek: Discovery.

>>85645426
You're better off not even bothering with old "star trek" shows at this point

Save yourself for the upcoming Star Trek: Discovery!

>>85644262
Speaking of music, did you happen to hear the song featured in the latest Star Trek: Discovery trailer, screened exclusively at Comicon 2017?

I love the modern feel to it!

>>85651181
what network service do I need to buy to make sure I see it on release? :)

>>85646956
I.....don't understand.

>>85651226
To watch Star Trek: Discovery, you'll need a CBS All Access account in the United States, or Netflix everywhere else.

>>85639798
aside from troi he's been the center of all of those episodes

>>85651226
just pirate it like everyone here is going to

>>85651304
Pirating is illegal in all jurisdictions and there are perfectly safe, legal, and low-cost ways to view Star Trek: Discovery.

Of all the main female Trek characters, who do you think would be the loudest and freakiest in bed?

>>85651378
Dax/Lwaxana

>>85651378
Keiko, why else would Miles have married her?

>>85651378
Ro Laren

>its an archer and t'pol are tied together so they fall over and t'pols tits are mashed into archers face episode

jesus the writers for this show had no shame

>>85651378
Dr Crusher

She fucked all sorts of weird shit

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>>85651479
it's called fan service

>>85651444
imagine her screaming MYYYYYYYYYLEEEEESSSSS every time she cums

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Make way for the best character in Star Trek

>>85642921
>not wanting a traditional Ferangi style dress

>>85651620

Cute hound

>>85651546
But fans weren't still 12 when Enterprise came out.

>>85651620
>those ears

d'awwwwwww

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>>85651620
Right, make way for Livingston.

>>85651620
Was Porthos a Q? He lived to be at least 100.

>>85649543
Ireland is British clay.

>>85651620
>tfw all the doggos who played Porthos are dead

>>85651756
>>85651756
three dogs played Porthos one is still alive and has a facebook page

>>85651784
Prada, Windy, and Breezy. Breezy is still alive

>>85651747
TNG confirmed that Ireland was re-unified

>>85651620
>There are people that don't understand the relevance of the beagle on board

>>85638546
Odo was /ourguy/

>>85651911
Yes, the Republic unified with norn iron.

>>85652021
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Voyage_of_the_Beagle
this?

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>>85652054
>he's a cat person

>>85640648
>deeming the name Alexander "pre-religious".
So is he a based post-muslim? Or will he still wield the saber against us when the crusade begins?

Reminder that Riker's dad banged Dr. Pulaski.

>>85652127
No, I am not mentally ill therefore I don't need a pet of any kind.
But if we want to play this autistic game: reminder that cats have always been tied to 4chan.

Also Spot > Porthos

>>85641968
>wasn't an easy time for our people
>our people
Wait so in the future of Star Trek, black people are finally considered a separate race?

>>85652223
>I am not mentally ill
people that say this usually are

>>85644250
>be allegedly a skilled tailor
>wear a striped dennis the menace shirt
What did Garak mean by this?

>>85652377
it means you are gayer than he is

Who is the single most hated character from each series?

>>85651620
The only good parts of Enterprise were this pup and T'pol's shoulder blades

>>85652479
Uhura
Guinan
Cassidy
B'elanna

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Bashirfaggot do you like Trip episodes?

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>>85652490

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hnnnnnnnnngh

best admiral

>>85652721
yeah we've seen that picture before good job

>>85652721
Man wtf happened to her?

>>85652745
>it's a the audience is meant to think of literally anyone who isn't part of the everyday Enterprise crew as a huge douchebag episode

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>>85652721
Christ, its like she was doing warp 4.5 when she hit the wall

>>85652745
That said

These fucking indians talking about the mountains welcoming him on the space colony planet are fucking annoying. You have replicators and spaceships and shit, stop the akoocheemoya shit

>>85652790
>>85652821
she is fine now. she was apparently really dehydrated, and probably working out too much.

>>85652721
Even before she left humanity behind, she was always completely unattractive in any setting other than as qt short-haired space elf waifu.

>>85652721
what's really weird is when i looked at her wiki she actually proposed to her husband who is also a CEO

>>85653261
>be rich
>women propose to you

sounds alpha af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VEZH8bqytA

new star trek continues

>>85653474
yeah if i was a CEO of my own company i wouldn't mind if sub commander T'Pol proposed to me. You think he makes her role play as her in bed?

>>85651747
ireland isn't even part of the commonwealth, LOL

>seven years later and wes STILL hasn't graduated from the academy

The fuck? Is he a bit slow?

>>85653837
he was 2 kool 4 skool

>>85653837
He wasn't a loser so he didn't fit in the academy.
His last episode was about him being too good for the limited mindset of Starfleet

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Attention Bajoran workers. Give up. Even if you do take control of this station you will not escape

>>85653837
Oh and apparently he can freeze time now.

>>85653852
>>85653917
Gene's dead, this shouldn't still be happening

>>85653917
he was literally going to transcend humanity right?

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>>85653944
*blocks your path*

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>>85653944
Oh and Major, I fucked your mother.

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>>85652660
Trip is a good mom.

>>85653917
>it's a 'wesley gets abducted by a space pedophile and everyone is ok with it' episode

>>85654009
He was literally going to be whisked away to the end of the universe and fucked in the ass by the Traveler he was with like the bitch faggot he was.

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I'll kill you if you fuck with my dog

>>85654143
It worked out ok for Vash

>>85654164
No it didn't, she had aged like hell when she got back from being banged by Q.

>>85654099
i like this image a lot

>>85654197
LIES

VASH IS AND WAS ALWAYS SEXY

>>85654143
>The Wesley we saw in Nemesis was just a hologram and the real Wesley is trapped in the traveler's multidimensional rape cave

>>85654215
Don't make me post images from her last appearance anon.

>>85652660
>you'll never be stuck in an escape pod with space royalty

Tell me about the Star Trek books, are they as universe-ruining as some of the old Star Wars shit?

>>85654226
>trapped in the traveler's multidimensional rape cave
>"W-where are you going to put that??"
>"Don't you mean... when?"

>>85654356
this is what these people think. idk i have never read them myself
>>85650736
>>85650902

>>85654356
Some of them are truly appalling. Some are ok

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>>85654409
Kek

>>85654447

What happens in the appalling ones?

>>85654447
they are all ok
DS9 fans shit on the TNG ones because they love to have this constant feud between the two series

newfag there. Never went into deep star trek lore and never been really intrested in it (nor for star wars). "Star Trek Beyond" is aired today on my TV, worth watching for average pleb, who's not into nerdy stuff?

>>85654602
Nobody should watch nuTrek

>>85654602
watch the tv show first. start with TNG most people will say start with TOS but that is only if you can handle retro sci-fi

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>>85654356
I've read two. Garak: A story about Garak by Garak and the one with Bashir where he becomes catatonic and Garak takes him in and gives him sponge baths for the rest of his life.

They both are like 7/10 slash fanfic.

>>85654481
A sentient computer has been secretly making every Federation decision since it was founded, Section 31's main job is keeping it a secret

>>85641968

He's totally right though. By providing a new historical reality you breed ignorance about the social circumstances of that historical moment.

Jake should have been called a nigger and threatened to be beaten to death, only for it to be historically accurate. Vic should have played Swanee River while swinging a noose on stage.

>>85654602
it's just another dumb action movie, decent for what it is

>>85654602
It's the third movie in a trilogy, so it expects you to know who the characters are and know the premise.

If you just want to watch an action movie with aliens and don't care about the plot then go ahead

>>85654709
Do people seriously not love their friends? you can love a friendship right? Honor and brotherhood is central to manhood but women can't percieve that as nothing but romantic interest

>>85654691
thats the main problem i had with it. ST is orginally tv series. really dont like tv series, ans once you got cought you get trapped and follow all these just out of curosity.
avoiding any tv series, just don't like how story is spliti into so many short parts

>>85654832
No, love means cheeky bum bum time.

>>85654602
You should really wait and save yourself for Star Trek: Discovery.

Don't listen to some of the others here who are stuck in the past. Star Trek: Discovery is a show for new and old fans alike.

>>85654856
dude you are way to drunk to understand anything going on in star trek

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>>85654832
Dude they are fucking gay. There was an article about them in an issue of the official Star Trek magazine that featured the best couples in Trek.

>>85654918
how can you say that without seeing it?

>>85654856
Are you ok?

>>85654956
yeah, they are obviously gay, but do you not love your friends? there is room for interpretation especially if you don't delve into extended lore written by fanboys

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>>85655028
>Tripfag on 4chan
>friends

Pick one.

>>85655151
i thought you said you were getting married ITT? i think i am the first to say congratulations and have fun at the star trek convention, but you don't consider your fiance as a friend? Your fiance should be your best friend

>>85654356
The Destiny trilogy where Picard, Riker, Ezri Dax and Hernandez from ENT team up to fight the Borg where it turns out that humans were the first Borg created by ayylians that look like the Asgard from Stargate and the Borg wipe out a fuck ton of planets including Risa is universe-ruining or changing depending on your perspective.
It's basically their version of the Thrawn trilogy.

>>85655266
>implying wiping out the centre of degeneracy in the universe is a bad thing

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>>85655370
I wonder who could be behind this post

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>>85655586
Risa is a wretched hive of sex, drugs and rock & roll

>>85655266
http://memory-beta.wikia.com/wiki/Borg_Invasion_of_2381

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>>85655243
My fiance is my best friend.

All if you are my friends.

Except for Neelix. He isn't my friend. I hate him.

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>>85655777
dOUgei get trips

>>85655777
lucky 7's i hope you play some tables you got some lucky digits. good! i am glad you feel that way i hope you two have fun and tell us all about it

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>>85655652
>Bashir and Quark experiment because they're both having bad luck with Horgons
What a strange episode.

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>>85655925
I don't gamble but I'd pay Sid $1000 to wear a tuxedo and play baccarat with me.

>>85656032
put 25 bucks in the slots and call it a night. you might win big, if not you can say you at least gambled a little at Vegas. It's like going to Quark's and not playing the Dabo tables

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>>85655684
>The Klingons, now armed with transphasic torpedoes, managed to successfully defend the planet Morska from the Borg. Khitomer and Rura Penthe, however, were destroyed (though no one cared about Rura Penthe).

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>>85656089
forgot image

>>85656818
>20 minutes later

I admire your dedication.

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>>85656990
take a spin

>>85657084
DABO!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is worf such a shit parent?

Do you think Jadzia ever gave Alexander the step-mommy treatment?

>>85657476
>Why is worf such a shit parent?
He's black.

>>85657778
Why is Alexander such a shitty Klingon?

>>85657833
He's adopted.

>>85657833
Because he's a little shit who never got disciplined

>>85657833
1/4 human.

>>85657865
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Bonsall

>>85657969
I guess Star Trek really fucked the kid up

>>85658038
it's not star trek, it is child actors that are fucked

>>85658091
It's all those (((producers))) molesting child actors that cause them to be fucked up later in life.
Elijah Wood called (((them))) out.

How big is the average klingon dick?

what does it even look like?

>>85658199
i know. it is so sad

>>85658206
Ridges go all the way down

ALL the way

>>85658206
Like a human penis but with a ridged bellend

>Alexander went from being born to 13 years old over the course of TNG

what?

>>85658206
Klingon dicks are extremely small which is why their women always go for BHD

>>85658373
there is a space of months between episodes

>>85658508
But the whole show lasts less than 10 years

This thread hit the bump limit. New thread here >>85658394
>>85658394

>>85642488
which is funny because Siddig is the one Trek person I think I've seen the most in other movies and TV besides Stewart, even if it's usually smaller parts

>>85658373
He's also walking and talking at one years old, and a grown adult at eight. Klingon aging I guess.

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>>85651747
Don't you mean was?