Happy Birthday, Mr. Nolan

>>85636283
Try stopping kubricks cock for 10 minutes

I wish many crashed planes and big guys for the true Kubrick of our time.

This first 20 minutes of his movies spend the entire time stopping cock.

>>85636304
Kubrick's cock cannot be stopped

he drove heath ledger to suicide and butchered TDKR.

an alive wife

>>85636283
I've always avoided that term, but he really is a hack. If he weren't so fucking full of himself it would be one thing. Add his ignorant fanbase and you get really annoying, walking meme that just doesn't stop directing movies.

>>85636283
>Blonde
>rich
>upper class English accent
>still dating a 4/10
So he's gay, right?

>>85636304
>stopping kubricks cock
How?

>>85636865
This and nothing else

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>>85636806
his wife's not dead

>>85636976
why isn't he fucking a model?

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>>85636976
he has how many moneys and he chooses to fuck that?

Regardless of how well his movies are crafted, I always come away feeling like I have the flu and mild depression. I haven't enjoyed a single movie he's ever made. I get that he's popular and must have something going on, but I certainly don't see it, or feel it.

>>85636976
t h i c c

>>85637017
>>85637053
>implying she's not hot
>implying he's loyal to her
>implying a life partner isn't more important than soome gold digging bint who will be begging for BBC after a year

>>85637053
Not everyone is stupid enough to mess with sluts who only want you for your money.

>>85637053
agreed elon musk has fucking 10/10 taste literally nothing can go wrong with his relationship

>>85636283
h-happy birthday sensei

>>85636976
This looks like an average aging couple. why is /tv/ so triggered? Nolan is keeping himself un-JUSTED unlike Mel Cuckson who is literally paying his wife millions of dollars if she stays married to him for 5 years.

>>85636774
Suicided