Thoughts on this picture?

>>85635960
did he piss on his shirt?

>>85635960
Drumpf is finished

>>85635960
spongebob and patrick live action movie????

Holy crappadoodle. I wouldn't be surprised if Drumpf resigns tomorrow. laughing out loud!

Looks like a fun time.

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Shatner is the best captain confirmed.

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>>85635960
Interesting.
Here's how I think his day played out

(as you may know jack (jacksfilms) was at the premiere, and this is part of the story)

>Sir Patrick Stewart
>On the way to the premiere of his most recent film, The Emoji Movie
>Outside the car, the weather looked hot. The sun was shining, but to an old man it was a threatening presence
>The air conditioner worked fine, but he needed air fast
>After what seemed like an eternity, and for all Patrick knew might have been, they arrived
>Instead of going to the photographers as usual, he made a dash for the nearest portable toilet
>Once inside, he removed his coat and shirt, exposing his torso, which was drenched with sweat
>He felt like he was about to suffer from heat stroke, but he breathed deeply, allowing his chest to expand slowly
>Although he was old, he was a man of health, and he admired his physical form
>he relaxed, and closed his eyes
>But he had left the door unlocked, and it was only a matter of time before...
>Jack Douglass of Jacksfilms burst through the door while unzipping his fly
>Jack raised his eyebrows into the vast realm of his forehead at the sight of Pat's half naked body
>They stared surprisedly, angrily, scaredly
>and deeply
>They both knew that they sensed a connection to the other
>Instead of running away, Jack greeted himself
>H-hi!
>Still reaching for his words, Pat began to speak
>Uhh, hello son, what are you doing?
>Ohhh, so sorry, just... staring... Replied Jack
>After all these years of seeing you on television, I never thought I'd come this close
>Neither did I, said patrick. I lead a very lonely life
>Maybe I could do something to alleviate your pain, suggested a sweaty and horny Jack, yet again raising his eyebrows into his enormous fucking forehead.
>They leaned in so close to each other that they could feel the winds of each other's breath dance on their lips

Cont. next post

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>>85636945
shit forgot to post the rest. Been working in word.

The rest

>Their mouths connected and their hearts flew
>Neither had ever done such a thing
>Jack had to go further
>So did Pat
>there was no denial of their sexual urges at this point, and Jack moved one pale hand into Patrick’s pants, beneath his undergarments
>He felt his palm connect with Patrick’s throbbing rod of meat, which must have been 10 inches and fully erect
>Jack’s fingers crept around the width of it, and he slid his shaking hand up and down the shaft
>Patrick let out unstable moans of pleasure
>Jack was so unsure of himself, and didn’t know what to do
>He continued though…
>F-faster Jack! Jerk my cock!
>Jack obeyed the older man’s command, and increased the speed of his movement, Jack felt his skin rubbing against every vein and bump of Pat’s meat train
>Patrick’s orgasm was coming soon, and he announced it
>Jack I’m coming! He moaned
>Jack was far too afraid, it was to end here
>He ran out the door of the toilet just as Patrick was blowing his enormous load
>His cock dangled around without support, and his jizz splashed back into his shirt and on the ground
>A single tear rolled down his cheek as he made any attempt he could to clean up the mess
>Some stains remained, but he exited the small toiler hoping nobody would notice
>On the carpet Pat saw T.J miller in a tailor made emoji suit in front of the camera, looking like a fucking idiot
>Miller beckoned for Patrick to come closer so the photographers could continue
>Pat stepped into the picture and the camera flashed as Miller held up some autistic emoji mask
>The camera man packed up his equipment, and Miller leaned in to whisper in Patrick’s ear…
>What the fuck is on your shirt dude?

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