HOH:Paul
Veto:Paul
Nominations:Jessica, Cody, Jason
Temptation:Jessica has the power to stop one of the next 2 evictions
Curse:Temptation Competition for 2 weeks before nominations. It's optional. The winner gets safety and the loser is a 3rd nominee.
Competition winner:mark
Competition loser:jason
previously on /bb/ >>85627782
first for sultan kevin
Season 16 is GOAT
im kinda over this season
MAN
I
REALLY
LOVE
EARLY
THREADS
THEY
MAKE
ME
LOVE
NICOLE
SO
MUCH
LIKE
WOW
THIS
IS
THE
BEST
Raven actually looking attractive tonight. cute outfit and no clown makeup. why did she bother tonight of all nights?
>>85631179
hey bro i think you need a break from the compuuter for a bit
Nth for Raven is a filthy whore
>>85631262
>>85631262
>thinking there's only one markyposter
>>85631262
holy shit just take a break from the computer little babby
>>85631262
it's not my webm and I posted it because I knew I could bait you
>>85631179
>>85631262
>>85631179
Dude, what are you talking about? are you the same autist from this morning that made a second thread and self bumped it for hours? Take your pills dude.
lol fucking josh
tbqhwu the early threads are actually annoying and don't need to happen
Why doesn't Jess stick her fingers up the houseguests' butts anymore?
cody is terrorizing the house by his farts
>>85631377
we need an early thread to discuss this
>>85631377
I wish he'd terrorize my mouth with them
>>85631377
>biological warfare
REMOVE HIM
>>85631371
bmx-tv.net
russiancave.com
>Victor would hit on Nicole all the time.
BASED Victor working on that pussy for a year and BTFO Corey
>>85631409
>>85631371
>>85631262
>>85631179
how can someone get THIS butt blasted
Josh x Elena confirmed out the house
>>85631454
>claiming leftovers after the guy who barely cared about her dumped her
>a good thing
NEW THREAD
>>85631507
>>85631507
>>85631507
>>85631522
you didnt even do the spoilers right
just go to bed
Capsbro why do you always get so mad when you drink
>>85631522
>Only 35 replies in this thread
>Creating a new thread
>>85631551
sorry nicolefag but my bot is about to replace you, every time you make an early thread I have it making a replacement over you. I just have a few kinks to work out and I'm getting close.
just stop making early threads you fucking faggot.
>>85631584
so how early is ok? should I set it to try again after 50 replies? 100 replies? 200 replies? 300 replies? maybe nicolefag should just follow the site rules
hahahahaha kevin blowing up his /bb/ browsing sons spot
>friendzoned
>watches live feeds
>17
>>85631602
im not nicolefag but why do you care so much
>paulfags on one side, cody on the other
might have to drop this until thursday.
>>85631675
>>85631678
>this week for strategic reasons you should all be HNs
>trust me, i played this game before
NEW THREAD
>>85631507
>>85631507
>>85631507
>>85631507
>>85631750
sober up
>>85631750
please just kill yourself
>>85631750
>>85631750
thanks ian!
>>85631675
they are waiting for elena to try the HN key
after that it will go back to dual showmance cam so you wont have to wait long to get what you want
HOLY SHIT ALEX JUST CHOKED JASON OUT
PRODUCTION IS SCRAMBLING
jessica just said cody sounds like a moron right to his face
DEVIN JUST KICKED DOWN THE DOOR AND IS RUNNING FOR THE POTS AND PANS
niice
>Both Cams on Jody
>>85631877
>she will never choke you will you jerk off
DEVIN JUST BUSTED DOWN THE DOOR AND MADE TEN NEW THREADS. HE KEEPS TELLING PAUL THAT HE IS GOING TO PUT THE OP'S IN HIS POCKET
>>85631851
i just hate showmance or group cams. group cams just give paul an opportunity to make up stories. showmance cams are just couples doing couple things. i prefer brotalk like cody+mark, kevin being himself, or just anyone talking 1 on 1.
elena got two weeks of have-not
how pissed is paul that jody is in the room and not upset
elena picked purple
elena got two weeks
>yfw both boxes have 2 weeks
>>85631960
how would you feel about this final 2 /bb/?
kino
PURPLED
U
R
P
L
E
D
The HN key will always be bad. Idiots
>>85632013
>>85631981
she checked the other box
>>85632013
is paul the only one who got it right?
>>85632013
lol codys frowny face is crazy
i almost want to see jessica use the hex and get voted out next week and leave cody alone in the house for another week of cam 3/4
>>85631977
>>85631988
pretty fucking good. some interesting things need to happen for marky to survive the next few weeks, and matt edging out raven would mean some good drama too.
>Josh: I have acid reflexes
this cast is so comfy
>>85632124
Damn is that a good or bad thing
>>85632128
in what universe
you've been visited by the cody of comfy sleep
say GOOD NIGHT COMFY CODY or you won't sleep comfy tonight
>>85632128
by comfy did you mean one of the worst ever? if so i totally agree
>>85632235
GOOD NIGHT COMFY CODY
>>85632266
Hi Cameron
JESS STOLE XMAS' PILLS AND IS POPPING THEM
>Both cams on Jody
Okay we get it Production you're Showmance fags
>>85632235
GOOD NIGHT COMFY CODY
AND SLEEP TIGHT SHELBERS!
rank these 3 seasons from best to worst
bb16
bb18
bb19
>>85632315
I came on that face
>>85632235
>>85632315
>>85632324
19 so far
16
18
>>85632324
i like that season where everyone was hella racist
>>85632324
bb16 from premiere to devin's eviction
bb19
bb18
>>85632324
Pretty much
>>85632324
You already posted the correct order
>>85632324
19 has potential>18>>>>>>>>>>>16
>>85632324
correct order
>>85632447
Conplete opposite
paul is getting so mad at production for not giving him info about the hex kek
cody and jessica laughing about the thought of paul making conspiracies of them studying for the comp
>>85632497
he'll get an early DR tomorrow and then be his usual cartoon character self again
>>85632161
so far whistle-nut has broken a foot, a lamp and now cat ears
>>85632597
he cut her ear too
>>85632597
will he break a heart?
>>85632324
17
16
19
18
>>85632564
>still wearing the veto
>>85632597
>whistle-nut
*sigh*
Looks like Whistlenut is the next target
>>85632161
>>85632584
>Paul sees himself as a feminist but he repeatedly uses the words "pussy" and "bitch" to describe Cody and female/gay twitter is shitting on him
>yfw mama day called out Paul's strategy day 1 in bb18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQcJrFQUCAM&feature=youtu.be&t=1m26s
>>85632764
i will never forget that nog for what she did to frank, and she also does suck at the game. but she was pretty perceptive.
>>85632723
He's a complete shitlord. Lest we forget he's already spat in the face of PoC when he was close to doing "blackface" to intimidate another contestant. That is grounds for arrest where I'm from. Just another CISHET white male running around like he owns the place. He's only going after brown HG's.
>>85632764
just stay on reddit
>>85632720
>>85632764
YAAAAAAAAAS ICONIC TEA QUEEN
>>85632235
GOOD NIGHT COMFY CODY
>>85632764
>>85632820
please leave
Why does the black female that always gets casted is the religious one?
>>85632842
This is eerily reminiscent of the first CGI scene we get in the original Resident Evil.
xmas cancer is back on the menu boys
christmas usually doesn't do much for me but that sex-hair is giving me an instant boner
based matt talking game in the hoh room
literally using paul
damn raven dat kiss
>>85632839
>>85632895
sup reddit
>>85633005
>pin down stoned christmas
>she cant do anything with her broken foot
hot
did anyone cap kevin talking about how his son loves live feeds and has a girl friend who he isn't dating?
>>85633195
>a girlfriend who he isn't dating
>>85633195
>a girl friend who he isn't dating
>>85633260
>>85633299
why i wanna hear it. it was weird. he said girlfriend, but then he was like
>"well i donno if they're dating. but you know."
>fatty roasting vegans
based
MARK AND JOSH ABOUT TO BLOW UP OVER SLOP CONSTIPATION.
>5 MORE DAYS OF NOTHING
Has anyone legitimately fucked in the house the last 3 years?
man matt sure loves to act tough when he hasnt done shit
>>85633430
Of course she shills for the dairy lobby
>jason keeps elbowing christmas' foot
Xmas is mean
jason is comfy af
>>85633582
Xmas is stoned
>Matt: Alex is the most useful little person.
paul looks fucking miserable
>>85632056
so alpha
Paul is vaselineing the coffee pot. guaranteed he blames it on Josh if anyone asks. don't worry though. Cody is the one who is immature.
Make way for the best girl this season
paul is this pissed kek
>>85633706
>>85633682
ebin!!! so hilarious XD
>Paul: "I'm going to mentally crack Cody like he has never been mentally cracked before"
Paul is aware that Cody went through boot camp right? Paul would probably find a way to wash out of basic.
>>85633697
And best couple
>all 4 cams on maven brushing teeth
GUYS PAUL IS HILLARIOUSSSSSS WITH HIS EPIC PRANKS
>Maven both cams
i would seriously rather watch the camerman do closeups of random objects in the house like in OTT than watch maven
WHY IS THERE 4 CAMS ON MAVEN?
she is basically eating leftovers slop
Based Silver Fox
>>85633853
Because you touch yourself at night
I want Alex to shit in my mouth
cody really pissed paul off by doing good in the veto comp
>>85633754
if he does make cody crack then we're gonna need to send devin in or there will be NO survivors
What comp would be a guaranteed win for Cody? Maybe the slide and fill up the bucket to get a ball one. That'll be the HOH comp on Thursday.
>>85633988
absolutely or maybe ready set go race. grodner loves her showmance too much for it to happen any other way
>>85633988
I'm afraid Matt would do well on that one though, I'd rather an endurance to give him and Jess an edge
>>85633988
endurance comp, standing on those little disks
>>85634029
ready set go race has been veto the past 2 seasons
>tfw Paul Cucks you
>>85634052
ok, i was just thinking of comps cody would be most likely to win.
>>85634060
paul said he was going to bed in a half hour ff he wasnt called to the DR for clarification. that was at 10:30 bbt
this prank is no longer lighthearted
its getting malicious
what was the prank? Gib link to stream pls.
>>85633954
>After weeks of Vaseline'd doors and clanging pans Cody finally snaps
>Starting at 3 AM he sneaks out of his bed and slowly goes around the house snapping the guests of everyone in the house
>Production tries to step in but he takes them hostage and turns the feeds back on
>SWAT arrives and tries to take control of the situation from the yard
>Cody has poured cooking oil and grease from the pantry on the production crew
>With no one manning the control room or cameras the live feeds are still going
>The last thing we see is Cody with a match in his hands reciting Kurtz's monologue from Apocalypse now
Would it be kino?
>>85634178
gayson roy territory
>since i can't evict him, i am going to make him punch me so he'll get thrown out! that will show HIM!
>>85634178
theres jokes, then theres abuse.
>>85634178
>Switching Cody's Coffee from Decaf to Caffeinated.
>"""Prank"""
He'll just be super alert in comps you dumb fuck
>>85634178
its not that bad.
josh banging the pans is bad.
>>85634234
didnt they switch it to decaf?
>>85634234
you got it switched you meatball
>>85634234
cody is mormon so he's not allowed to have caffeine. that's fucked up.
prick is still wearing the veto
>>85634310
I hope Cody strangles him with it
paul still looks miserable
Am I the only girl still up?
>>85634379
im a girl
>>85634379
Show us ur pusy.
>>85633518
Lots of folks anon. Where have you been?
>>85634338
It only just hit him that if Jess uses the hex both his HoH's will have been duds.
>>85634234
they vaselined the coffee pot handle and also the outside of the coffee can
a prank should be lighthearted where everyone laughs. they are doing it to make him mad
>>85634259
josh is touched in the head. those other 3 should know better
>>85634379
>"I'm waiting for my medicine to kick in."
alex has josh washing her dishing now and he is happy about it
>tells everyone that cody is acting childish
>does this shit
>>85634563
He's just happy because they had meatballs for dinner.
can xmas mix a slop only diet with all those pills?
>>85634567
Woah, are you saying that Paul is doing this out of petty revenge? I think someone who has been in the house for 140 days would know better than that. this is 100% strategic.
Tiger and Whistle
https://streamable.com/rgsw2
>elena's """grilled cheese"""
mark is getting cucked hard
>>85634664
kino shot
>>85634668
what the fuck is in the middle of it inside the cold cuts?
Xmas has the shakes
I'm so glad that Paul seems so bittered and pissed off tonight and meanwhile Cody seemed happy tonight and is sleeping with Jess in his arms
>>85634668
Will that increase milky supply? I want to know...umm for a friend.
Pic is me.
>>85634664
iconic
>>85634624
probably keep an empty stomach, help more of the oxy get absorbed, and quicker.
>>85634719
Cheetos
>>85634668
ewww
>this trainspotting kino
>>85634664
So if Nut wasn't married and was a few years younger what are the odds that him and Panda would be in a showmance right now?
>>85634719
cheese
xmas is in another world right now
xmas is in opiate heaven..
whats going on here?
What the fuck is Kevin doing with Xmas's hand. is this some kind of hand pressure point orgasm? HOW SKILLED IS THIS MAN?
>>85634866
A delicate caress of the female body produces incredible results
>>85634846
>>85634852
kevins pants being unbuttoned make this hilarious to me
>>85634866D-D-DOPE
kevin talks mad shit about xmas and jessica behind their backs
>>85634959
hes a social monster
he will get away with it
Paul feels victorious with his answer from the DR that nobody is guaranteed safety for the next 3 weeks
Lol, Jessica already told people what the hex does
paul: grodner gave me an answer..no one is guaranteed safety for three wee-*fish*
man, even frank never triggered paul this much last year
PAUL IS PANICKING
>>85635111
eh, production wont lie to the HGs. that is the truth but they didnt tell him what it does do. either way pauls triumphant proclamation was embarrassing either way
christmas rolling around on her scooter will never get old i cackle every time i see it
paul is fucking retarded
paul, she literally told you how it was works lol
Mark is figuring it out but Paul is like NO MARK THERE'S NO SAFETY!
>>85635218
even elena said that "maybe its not guaranteed because she doesnt have to use it"
OMG SHE WAS AMBIGUOUS ABOUT HER TEMPTATION
PRODUCTION EVICT HER BOYFRIEND
paul has a headache
everyone has safety for ONE WEEK if used but its not guaranteed to be used.
no one is guaranteed safety for 3 weeks
why is paul so dumb
Paul is going to go down as the first HoH that was told upfront the truth about everything but ignored it all and blindsided himself.
>i need and advil and some sleep. i dont feel well.
lol paul is literally sick about this
>>85635255
cody is living in his head
Paul psyching himself out this much despite being in complete control of the game is fascinating to watch
>>85635268
bro, hes a vet, he knows the game
>one is enough
>im a little guy
>tfw paul scrambling despite having all the power and the numbers
Good feeling knowing Paul's legacy as a player will be panned as he has been the most babied player ever
>he thought the temptation was a bluff
reality finally sits in
reminder that Paul didn't watch any BB seasons, even his own, and has no idea how production twists work
>>85635291
I didn't think it was possible but he is actually having a more pathetic HoH than Jess. He knows EVERYTHING. he has ALL the power. and he is more stressed than the people on the block and coming up with looney toons plans to win HoH next week. it's hilarious.
>>85635268
homie i've been in this house for 130 days, don't call me dumb or i'll call you an emotional pussy, fool
veto ceremony later today or monday?
>>85635370
reminder he put alex, elena and xmas on have not
>>85635385
well paul is convinced it's today so... lol
lmao mark is getting cucked right now
>>85635370
jess and cody missed and shot innocents on their HOHs, paul is just shooting blanks
reminder: kevin gets mad when the other HGs pound on the DR and SR door button
>>85635370
He's paulieing
heres the ceremony plan
jason speech will attack jess and cody
paul speech will attack cody and pretty much say nobody wants him there and if jess uses the hex, she will be targeted.
>>85634668
probably looks like her vag
flushing the idol is better than leaving it in the game for another week after you lose number. its better to flush it now but paul will still make an ass of himself
>>85635564
paul wasted his hoh because he thought it was a bluff
jess explained the temptation and thought it was a lie
he also won the veto
all that work for nothing.
watch tomorrow episode where paul brags about evicting cody again and saying jess is full of shit and meme sounds.
I wonder how many Paulfags will actually be trying to win the HOH
mass confusion when they can't just throw it to Paul
>>85635541
I'll be disappointed in Jason if he does that
>>85635628
she never told paul that it can cancel one eviction. she told xmas and elena after she was already nom'd
>>85635648
>having any hope in a paulfag
that's where you went wrong, anon
>>85635446
Mark
>not an alpha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5yKfmjwIbg
please Lord let cody or jessica win HOH
>>85635685
Jason's not a real Paulfag. He's vocalized distrusting multiple times already.
>>85635723
they will put up matt and raven and try to backdoor paul but he wins the veto after getting picked by cody in the draw
>>85635773
Jason is all bark no bite.
>>85635773
>Jason's not a real Paulfag
still a paulfag
alex will make sure he listens to paul
>>85635790
Maven isn't valuable enough or good enough at comps for that plan. I would do Alex/Jason with a backdoor Paul when one of them wins Veto. Then try to wrangle Marlena to vote with you and whichever one of them pulled off. after that they would only need to flip one vote.
>Matt told Raven he doesn’t think that Cody and Jessica will put them up even if they win HoH. Matt expects they would nominate some combination of Christmas, Josh and Paul. Matt said the game will really open up for them if Cody leaves this week, given that a massive hurdle would be cleared. Raven brought up that Elena is saying they promised to keep Jessica safe if Cody leaves, so they have to stick to that. Matt said nobody agreed to that.
>Matt told Raven he is willing to make that deal if that’s what it takes to get Jessica not to use the Hex, but he would have no problem nominating her anyway.
Does Matt have any redeeming qualities?
>>85635910
sure but we are talking about jessica and cody here
>production informing paul what the hex does instead of keeping it a secret and allowing jess to tell them if she wants
Yeah this totally isn't the paul show
>>85635790
i remember them saying after blindside that they would put up alex/jason
>>85635965
Being the only Paulfag that is somewhat of a decent guy. all he does is chill and eat cereal and blow out Ravens pacemaker. I can respect that.
>>85635910
that could work and break the tie
alex has to be on the block tho, alex will vote out jason over paul
>>85635994
they didnt tell him what it does. they told him no one is guaranteed safety for 3 weeks which is true. he made his on conclusions
>>85634379
Boys only!
>listen sweetie. I've played this game before. You don't have to tell me
>>85635844
Maybe I'm just tricking myself. If Jason really does go full Paulfag at the veto ceremony I'm gonna stop watching. It'd be too painful.
>>85635910
paul's minions will just throw temptation comp to him so he would be safe
temptation competition could only be good for cody and jess if the loser is a paulfag
they lose the vote and cody has the power to evict paulcant wait for paul to win safety
>>85636038
HE said they are telling him tomorrow
>"Cody is nothing but an immature CHILD!" - The bearded toddler in Garanimals clothing covering the house in vaseline to piss off Cody.
holy shit, this kevin and josh scene. my sides
>no milkies
:(
>not wanting to give the girls footrubs
>>85636457
he wasnt prepared man
https://streamable.com/6h8qd
leaked footage of dominique back in the house
>>85636646
>>85636646
>>85636646
>>85636646
new thread
>>85636096
He's going to do whatever Paul says.
>>85636659
fuck off
I really hate Big Brother seasons where veterans and newbies mix. OF COURSE the vets have an upper hand. They've done it before. Sigh.
imagine thinking this season will be good once jody and josh leave
imagine trying to watch 4 cams of matt and raven everyday
What did Christmas and Elena say about Cowboy (Jason) in the HN room while Alex was there?
>>85635269
>blindsided by his own mist
That's not how you mist yourself baka