/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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>>85629788
frozen confirmed canon

FAKE THREAD NO PASTEBIN

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What is this expression trying to convey?

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>notice acquaintance of mine has big TP tattoo
>ask him what he thinks of the new season
>'eh, watched two episodes and didn't know what was going on.'

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nth for hoverfist.

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*blocks your path*
Got a light?

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>>85629788
>actually attracted to a jew whore

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>>85629788
Please put the pastebin in when you OP my candie loving friend, thanks

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DALE CUP LOL

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>>85629866

>>85629879
>James was always JUSTed

>>85629877
People who are low IQ enough to get tattoos generally won't be able to engage with art in any meaningful sense.

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Imagine 90-year-old Bob Dylan trying to walk down a public street and being mobbed by dreadlocked buskers with acoustic guitars singing Blowin' and regretting that no amount of genius could save him from the plastic living hell of fake humans he was eternally trapped in
Not for one second did Lynch's genius have any effect on the effortless role-playing garbage of the generic pleb except to give them new costumes and t-shirts and memes . He literally only wanted to crack open a few decent people's minds even a tiny bit and he couldn't even accomplish that without pouring a new layer of concrete over the stale impenetrable pop culture hell-trap we're all permanently embedded in
25 years of careful patience only made the problem a thousand times worse. Old TP was a million times more popular and nobody understood what Lynch was trying to do at all;they only wanted the memes. The only way he could get any funding for a meaningful piece of art was to dress it in TP t-shirts and get back in touch with fucking Frost
He's literally in hell, probably more than any human being ever has been

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>>85629885
https://pastebin.com/4zF1PBay/

OP is a too retarded to copy paste

>>85629788
post that little picture with her hair covering her eye

haven't seen that one before

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms The Man from Another Place never gets his form back. (Pic is Evolution of the Arm)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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>>85629892

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david lunch lol

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Reminder that plebbit is triggered by Vedderposting.

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>>85629919
This?

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
Read https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/

>>85629982
the one by belushi

>>85629949
david munch lol

>>85629906
His pained expression and that stack of donuts is heartbreaking

Can we talk about the fact that Mike makes absolutely no goddamn sense and it doesn't matter at this point?

>He was an "ancient spirit" like Bob but also created in the 1940s
>He "found God" even though God isn't real
>People buy shoes from a one-armed dude who speaks in riddles instead of just Foot Locker or whatever
>Bob possessed a little boy which is super-gross
>Bob thrives desperately on "pain and suffering" so for years he possessed a little boy who didn't inflict any pain and suffering on anybody until he was a middle-aged man?
>He thrives on garmonbozia so he possessed Phillip, killed a few people and then sat around for years in Phillip's body not killing people?
>Bob and Mike got matching tattoos which is super-gay and not very evil at all?
>Bob and Mike are obsessed with a boring poem that makes no sense. And it's not like an ancient poem and it's not like either of them sits around writing poems so where did it even come from?
>He cut off his arm so Phillip is missing an arm? What? Did Phillip's friends ask him why he lost his arm and started acting like an ancient ghost? Did he need a backstory? Or did Phillip already not have an arm? Can Mike only possess one-armed dudes?
>Phillip looks exactly like Mike even though nobody Bob possesses looks like Bob?
>Mike still looks like Phillip and ages at a normal rate in the Black Lodge and has a stroke?
>Mike cut off his arm because it was associated with Bob and evil and he loves Jesus? But then he possesses some dude and is complicit in Laura's murder?
>Mike's evil arm has a brain and consciousness and loves garmonbozia but doesn't possess anybody or do anything evil at all?
>Mike cut off his arm because it reminded him of Bob? but he also hangs out with it all day and it's his best friend in the world?
>Mike's arm is also named Mike?
>Mike thinks Dale can destroy Bob who stole "his" garmonbozia from Laura so he waited 25 years doing nothing rather than just, like, killing one more person?

>>85629949
haha

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>>85629912
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>>85629874
I don't want my book being given away for free

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>>85630016
>He "found God" even though God isn't real

>>85630016
despite this pasta being retarded, it's true that mike and the arm are really confusing

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Post rare Candies.

>>85630026
it's 12:07 AM, go to bed Mark

>>85630049
we killed god

>>85629906
Reminder that this was written by some pathetic drunk bastard on the verge of suicide. Lynch hasn't been happier.

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People in these threads not realizing Cooper is never getting his mind back. Pic related

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>>85629919

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>>85630083
Thank God, it would ruin the show

Is anyone else here really intensely suicidal and is definitely going to end it in September? I've noticed a lot of hints over the past few generals and maybe this is a weird, fucked up place we could talk about it honestly and quietly (while surrounded with goofy cartoon memes) and get away from the normal /r/suicidewatch/ cliches

>tfw used to browse /tpg/ the first few weeks but now I only come back for sundaydays

>>85629852
She's an old hag. Candie is the new queen of Twin Peaks.

>>85630126
Nah. Good things have been happening lately for once.

>>85629877
lmao. If any post deserves to be pasta it's this one. (It won't, though, because it's actually funny.) This is funny as shit.

>>85630126
>killing yourself because the return is over
dumbass you should wait until season 3 & 4 are over and LYNCH is dead so you know definitely that KINO is forever lost to the world

>>85630126
Don't do it friend.

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Damn fine waifu...and cute!

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nth for /our guy/ Trent Reznor

>>85629902
oh my, aren't you just superior

>>85630126
Not until Trump finishes his second term at least my friend. Just think of all the garmonbozia you'll miss out on.

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>>85630126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkVgc6gIqk

>>85630213
No. He is not my guy. He's an edgy faggot who makes mediocre """"industrial"""" music.

>>85630259
wtf is up with kyles voice when he says afternoon to shelly??? why does he sound southern? am i going crazy??? i've never noticed this before.

>>85630261
Plebimus Maximus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5-4-x_nvxI

>>85630126
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

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Need moar rare Candies.

>>85630126
yes but i'll probably be over it by the time s3 ends, it comes and goes

>>85629949

holy shit what lmao

>>85630259
actually made me tear up(this is actual drunk suicide anon)

I actually think Lynch wants life to be better and beautiful for me. and no one else in my life except my parents feel that way about me

Best song of the series
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmp2DV0BgPc

>>85630303
someone please reply

Windom Earle fucking WHEN

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>>85630327
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>>85630327
Call for help

>>85630126
I have been feeling this like my life is probably going to wrap up soon. Twin Peaks is really the only thing keeping me going and I am worried about it ending because I don't think I can enjoy anything this much ever again. It just makes me so sad that cooper will never get his mind back it is confirmed through the eddie vedder song. Once the show is over I will probably not kill myself desu, but my life will be eternally darker.

>>85629906
>Imagine
For a moment I thought this was going to be some Arnie eske pasta

>>85630303
Reminder that MIKE has a really goofy posh British accent in S02E06 for absolutely no reason when he emerges from Phillip, even though he was speaking as Mike (not Phillip) when we first see him in season 1 and he never ever has a British accent afterwards

>>85630126
Same desu, gonna hang myself after the show is over if things don't turn around, and they definitely won't.

>>85630404
There are lots of other things which are great like Twin Peaks, you just need to find them.

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>>85630327
I don't know you anon but you seem like a good person. Have a Kyle.

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>>85630327
Art exists because pain has always been around. Embrace it and transform it. We are all alone, one way or another. Cheer up anon.

>>85630261
>t. pleb

>>85630423
do you agree that kyles voice sounds weird though when he says good afternoon? wtf is up with that.

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Bobby... Bobby had a hard life.

>everyone wants to hear Cooper say "damn fine coffee"
>Lynch makes literally 90% of Cooper's scenes related to coffee or cherry pie, except he is a mentally retarded husk of a person during the whole thing
>he never actually says the full phrase "damn fine coffee" but instead says a fragment like "damn good"
>coffee and cherry pie are the ONLY things about the original Coop present in the Dougie scenes
>Lynch found a way to give fan service without giving fan service

the absolute madman

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>>85630371
Soon

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>>85630404
>hijack suicide thread with vedderposting
As if life wasn't bad enough already. Fuck off

>>85630516
>coffee and cherry pie are the ONLY things about the original Coop present in the Dougie scenes
What about his sense of duty and justice?

>>85630530
best girl

>>85630485
Yes, I noticed it before I even saw your post. It's totally silly and it reminded me of MIKE being a little British for no reason for one episode. He's just trying to sound comfy, I guess.

>>85630516
ahahaha
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>>85630516
It's just fan service. I've been saying this all along. That's why I laugh at people who think Dougie is actually LYNCHing normies.

We know that Dougie's story is connected to everyone else because of the key and the ring but the way the story's gone and how last episode ended it really does feel like a dream that's about to end. If those two things hadn't happened I would still think that Dougie's storyline is some fantasy or dream that Cooper has to go through to eventually awaken.

>>85630516
This is it, really. Such an awesome response to people's expectations

>>85630327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_y7wd7JQEU

>>85630534
Still don't know what the giant meant by this.

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Friends, listen to me, I have a proposal to make. From now on we should enjoy Twin Peaks Season 3 together. No more fighting, no more petty stuff. Just fun times, comfy, memes etc. There is only 7 episodes left, we must cherish it. Time is fleeting and it wont be long before were at the finale. Make it last. That is all.

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>>85630216
real talk: is it not obvious that some people are smart and some people are dumb? and are the smart people not allowed to know that they're smart? are the smart people not allowed to let loose their frustration with dumb people anonymously on the internet? shit dude

>>85630516
I like how he's intentionally annoying people in this new season.
> cooper never returns
> the midget (the most important part of S1 / S2 according to him) replaced with a CGI tree
>characters introduced for literally no reason and with no payoff (unlike S1 / S2 where the useless characters had entire meaningless plotlines)
>long scenes where nothing happens (eg: sweepkino)
>weird, stop-motion esque CGI which triggers people

I swear, he has to be doing it intentionally.

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>>85630213
>>85630316
absolutely based
>>85630261
get on the Trent train or go home bub. you're on the wrong side of history

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HELLO SARAH
HELLO LAURA
WHERE'S MY AXE
I'M HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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>>85630557

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

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GORDON COLT LOL

>>85630327
>no one else in my life except my parents feel that way about me
No shit, faggot. All of your posts are legitimately first world problems.

>>85630643
Cooper put another woman in danger.

>>85630645
I agree except the two following memes are so bad that they are equivalent to both "fighting" and "petty stuff"
>judy
>vedder
Aside from those fundamentally belligerent forced horseshit means I'm on board with the good times. More smiles and less suicide and less lyncheding thanks

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>>85630734

>>85630709
fuck off this isn't funny, isn't "so bad it's good funny", isn't "so bad it triggers people so it's funny", it's just fucking stupid as shit.

Literally spend a second and come up with an actually funny meme and you'll have our thanks. Fuck off with this stupid forced bullshit

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>>85630684
I know that you guys are joking, can't trick me. Post real industrial music. I'll start.

https://youtu.be/wzrB2t3uGrA

>>85630404
>It just makes me so sad that cooper will never get his mind back it is confirmed through the eddie vedder song
yeah right like David told him the ending of the show

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>>85630637
post frank kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E-Y9eLUOHw

Candie looks like Paris Hilton senpai d e s u

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>>85630777
who here is joking? Trent is literally the best musical mind alive today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5KlwGB9A5I

>>85630776
david lunch lol

>>85630709
I cringed when I saw them all carrying guns. They look like a bunch of drugged out misfits that wouldn't be allowed in the FBI lobby, much less the FBI.

>>85630733
>always give clues
>always right
>literally just tell a nigga no
>he does it anyway

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>85630777
Trips of truth, stop lad, you got bested by the numbers >>85630821

just finished watching the missing pieces for the first time, ask me anything

>>85630860
They're the Blue Rose division, they can do what they want. It's a bit like when Cooper throws rocks at a bottle to try and scope out the killer.

>>85630885
i was in missoula last week. it was nothing to write home about t b h

Every time the Log Lady is on screen, she looks incredibly sad, like she knows she's about to die.

W-will she get at least one happy scene before the series end?

>>85630918
they've got their own MO MODUS OPERANDI

>>85630885
WE'VE GOT MILES TO GO

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Does anyone have the webm of Johnny Horne running?

>>85630835
haha

>>85630777
HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNCxH2qdVEY

>>85630685
Hyggelig ĺ mřte dem. Jeg Heter Laura Palmer.

>>85630933
No. What would the happy scene be? Her scenes were obviously shot alone in a difficult situation monitored by her doctors. She "looks sad" but her character isn't actually doing anything sad--her character is helping Hawk make progress on the most important investigation of her life. When she "looked happy" she was just a nuisance blamed for GTA and creeping people out, now she 'looks sad" and she only interacts with one person who genuinely adores and respects her gifts. It's a happy ending and she's dying painfully at the same time. In other words it's pure kino. You want her last scene to be a loud birthday party and everyone in town's invited?

>>85630960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=293jXZt43O8

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>>85629788
>COOP! WHAT HAPPENED TO JOSIE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i dont get it. what exactly did BOB have to do with Josie, what's the connection?

>>85631071
He fed on her fear right before she died.

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BUY MY COFFEE

>>85631071
Josie's sister is Judy

>>85631024
Her and hawk kiss and/or make sex

>>85631071
oh, and why does BOB directly antagonize Cooper? doesn't seem like personal vendettas are his thing

>>85631112
Why is there a picture of Veddar Cheese?

>>85631071
Bad writing

>>85631071
You were TRICIA BROOKED.

>>85631071
Why the FUCK does he call him coop? they are not on those personal terms.

>>85631137

Because it's been known that Eddie Vedder recorded this song for Twin Peaks and has been said to be the song that plays during the finale. Some say it has been confirmed that Agent Cooper never gets his mind back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXth84G7dkM

>>85631131
Bad writing desu senpai

It's Twin Peaks, we take the bad with the good. Bob makes no sense and Mike and the Arm make way, way less sense..Just roll with it. At least it's not as bad as Wild At Heart

>>85631071

because the latter half of season 2 was really poorly written

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Why did Lynch bring her back? Does Lynch hate diversity? #TwinPeaksSoWhite

>>85631201
Yeah, he literally shouldn't know who Cooper is if we're treating his story with any logic at all. This was the weird transition point between "Bob as small, vague evil force suggesting infinite cosmic horrors and demons we can't begin to fathom" (S01) and "Bob and Mike are the only two supernatural forces in the story and everything is inconsistently linked with them in a way that will not make sense from one episode/movie to the next episode/movie" (S03)

>>85631106
Judy...Garland?

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>>85631283

David Lynch hates cute maids appearing!

>>85630933
Haaaaaaawk

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Why do people get so pissed off at vedderposting? Are they really that emotional about having boring old Cooper back? I personally think Dougie antics have held some of the best scenes in all of Twin Peaks desu.

>>85631305
The Lodge spirits are supernatural though and they reside around Twin Peaks at least partially so it's not that out there that they would be watching everything from the Lodge or wherever they are. Bob could have been in Leland while he was talking to Cooper too.

>>85631071
why does the Man From Another Place dance all over her corspe?

>>85631305

why wouldn't he know who cooper is? he was inside Leland who had tons of interactions with coop (and he knew that coop wouldn't be able to make it out of the red room so he escaped to earth inside doppelcoop)

lol audrey corne (pain and sorrow)

>>85631373
>I personally think Dougie antics have held some of the best scenes in all of Twin Peaks desu.
Wow, such an original opinion. First time I've seen this posted on /tpg/ 2bh. You should write a thesis about it being such an original groundbreaking opinion and all.

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>>85631373
Only redditors get angry when they hear the truth about the Eddie Vedder song. When you see someone rage, you know where they came from.

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>>85631373

they're in denial, i'm gonna listen to pearl jam's "ten" after episode 12 when coop doesnt come back (ten is a 10/10 and ten out of ten people would agree)

>>85630933
>looks sad

you try to look happy squeezing out lines between death rattles

>>85631416
He knows cooper but shouldn't call him coop. Harry calls him coop. Albert and Gordon call hm coop. Bob is making a mockery of friendship by using a nickname and ii don't like it.

>>85631434
>everyone must have a completely separate and original opinion
delete your autistic post.

>>85631305
BOB knew Coop from whatever happened in Pittsburgh

eddie vedder. still relevant

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>>85631479

>bob does something to fuck with someone just for the hell of it

yeah not like he possessed a guy and made him rape his own daughter or anything

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>>85631466
Pearl Jam is some prime music for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agBf56AGskk

>>85631479
Bob is an embodiment of evil so "making a mockery of friendship" seems pretty in character for him.

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>>85631466
HE LIES AND SAYS THAT HE KNOWS THE END

CAN'T TRUST A VEDDERFAG

>>85631517
Pearl Jam fucking sucks. Nirvana is literally the only good grunge band

>>85630303
>>85630352

shelley has the power to temporarily heal men with her eyes, simply by looking at them.

this is why david lunch can hear her without hearing aids and why leo comes back to life.

when shelley looks at dale, he temporarily becomes cured of being a city slicker and reverts back to being his true form; a southern redneck.

>>85631553
There is no such thing as "grunge".

adam diver is new bob

>>85631556
Calling David Lynch "David Lunch" is disrespectful to his work. Stop this stupidity.

>>85631556

>david lunch can hear her without hearing aids

he can't, he's just saying that to try and flirt with her

if they were looking for 90s acts to use in tp:tr, why didn't kyle mclaughlin ask his mom sarah to appear

>>85631595
But his name is David Lynch and he also likes to eat lunch. It is the perfect joke.

>>85631553
WHATS MY DRUG OF CHOOOOICEEE

>>85631638
Pleb status confirmed

>>85631201
Maybe it's to antagonize him by perverting the friendly, informal name that people use? I don't know. The Giant calls him Agent Cooper so it's not as if the spirits don't know his name. Like other anons said, Season 2 is entertaining but the writing is bad at times.

>>85631450
I'm putting this in spoilers so only you read it. I appreciate you fucking with that discord but that picture isnt meme worthy. Get a better reaction and post that.

>>85631131

>Vedders

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>>85631466
>ten
right now

>>85631659
I tried to watch a S2 episode a few days ago and it was kind of painful after the kino of S3. It was one of the better episodes too.

>>85631663
>discord
I hope nobody in /tpg/ unironically joins Twin Peaks discords

>>85631663
See
>>85629951

>>85631595
>>85631638
>>85631653

Dale Cuppa

>>85631748
"I'm getting triggered"

>>85631589
i'd be okay with that. he was great in paterson and the force awakens

>>85631728
It's still watchable and it has moments of brilliance but the lows of Season 2 are exceptionally low.

>>85631238
Wild at Heart is good though

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>>85631589

I think we all know who the new bob is

>episode 18 ends with BOB performing out of sand in the roadhouse in front of the dead cast

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>>85631595
david lunch lol

>>85631364

Okay, Margaret.

EEEEEEVEN FLOOOOWoWWW

>>85630016
Maybe there are multiple Mikes as there are multiples of the arm. I think Bob is some sort of demonic entity whereas Mike seems to be a really adept magician or something. I think he previously worked with Bob to do his magic but eventually found the Lodge and his good half cut off the arm so that he could reverse the power dynamic. Also, he just says "God" but doesn't say which one. Definitely no statue of his God anywhere in the lodge or anything.

>>85631837
that's not bad

>>85631805
Being in this much denial.
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
David Lynch is friends with Eddie Vedder and collaborated with him on the song. https://youtu.be/mM_7Xks7vlk

Vedderposters are starting to win me over tobh

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

daily reminder that the alice in chains guy read the plans for twin peaks sequels in the early 2000s and thats why he was murdered by chrysta bell (a russian assassin)

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>>85631805
>anti-vedder OC is low effort
>vedder OC is high quality
who would've guessed

>>85630327
Lynch wants a better life for us all, friend.

>>85631892
We know there are angels in the TP universe, and we also know that MIKE was partner in crime with BOB. I agree that MIKE is a lesser entity, but he also consumes garmonbozia, he just doesn't collect it himself.

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>tfw in two months nobody will even remember vedderposting

JEREMY SPOKE IN claaaas todaaayyyy

>>85632026
Please say this is legit.

fill in the blanks:

ONE CHANTS OUT BETWEEN TWO WORLDS: ____ ____ ____ __

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>>85632026
>two months
More like 18 hours.

>>85632007
Yeah I think he's human and he summoned Bob through a ritual.

Vedderfags BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APvaP86BzCc

>>85632026
>/tpg/ still hasn't produced a meme with a healthy amount of OC
>only a handful have held much longevity

>>85632047
>CHANTS

it's "chance"

>>85632048
>more like 18 hours
you bet your ass im going to keep spamming it even after cooper comes back (which he's not) theres an eddie vedder song named out of sand if you listen to it toy can hear its about cooper not getting his mind back

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>>85632026

>>85632045
You think something with a file name of "croatian leak" is going to be legit? kek.

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Who are you hiding from anon?

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>>85632026
>>85632088

>>85631637
underrated

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>>85632095
yeah part 12 definitely didnt already air in some places

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"Do you like my ring?"

Do you guys think this is deliberate foreshadowing of the laura's ring?

>>85632123
fincher gets lynched

>>85632095
All of the other leaked photos were legit. A joking filename doesn't mean it's fake.

>>85632129
no memes here, seriously

where that picture come from?

it real?

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Audrey a cute! A CUTE!

>>85632136
Turn down your fffffucking contrast.

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>>85632047
Laura
wash your hands

>>85632156
croatoa leaks every episode the night before you retard why do you think it keeps getting brought up

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Vedder is the key to all of this.

>>85632180
>the night before
so wheres the leak for episode 12 then HUH BUDDY? HUH?????

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>>85632123
kek

>>85632156
STANED
T
A
N
E
D

>>85632047
davi dlun chha ha

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Friendly reminder that James was always cool

>>85632196
lanchd

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God damn, I can't be all the way straight

>>85632180
you think dirty croatians can afford a dvr? they probably watch it on their PSPs. there is the photo already posted.

>>85632156
It was from an Australian tweet. They have shit tier channel names like Stan. If you look on Twitter that's on their promo mixed with the usual early promos.

>>85630083
You've improved on this image, well done!

>>85632136
>I used a Game Boy Color to take a screenshot of my wife's son's TV and used my Pantech 500 to upload it to the Internet
good effort anon

>>85632205

james was never cool

>>85630709
TWO ZIG ZAGS

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>>85632205
>>85632276

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>>85632306
Too cool for the return.

>>85632007

Mike is a dugpa/black magician. Bob was his familiar.

I finished a 4-pack of craft IPA and a 300mL of vodka
have an appointment for therapy scheduled
I don't think it will help? I know the best way to finish things is a nitrogen tank but maybe I'll try a knife in the heart because it's a super slow, painful, risky way to do it

I hope someone is saving all this prime late night vedder content

>>85632389
You don't have the balls, faggot

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Sleepy Sheryl is going to bed to be well rested for a new episode tomorrow, tell her "Sleep Tight Sheryl" and you will have cozy sleeps

>>85632500
Sleep tight sheryl

>>85632047
EDDIE POSTING IS CANCER

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>>85632500
GET ON THE BASEMENT SHERYL

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>>85632500
Fuck you Sheryl

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sheryl lee has bad teeth

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>>85632529
>>85632530
What the fuck

>>85632047
GERMANY IS INVINCIBLE !!!

>>85629949
based :)

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>>85632529
>>85632530
You probably posted one from your phone and one from your computer. I'm not impressed.

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>>85632529
that's not david lynch

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>>85632529
>>85632530
MOOT

>>85632168
>>85632279
autistic faggots

>>85632047

HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT

>>85629931
What's with all the Blue velvet frozen references?

>>85632500
Gday cunt

>>85632529
>>85632530
Kek

>>85632611
Yeah, that's fucking weird

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love her anon

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>>85632340

>>85632674
We've got a potential stalker here.

>>85629924
his actor saying Lynch raped his daughter could've confirmed that for ya

>>85632697
That was a fucking hilarious scene in the original series.

>>85630734
vedderposting is BOB

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What did she mean by this?

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>>85632697

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>>85632674
And what about her cool cousin?

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms that Cooper never gets his comfy life as Dougie Jones back.

>>85632790
Mark Frost is a hack

>>85632774

Bob posesses every vedderposter

>>85632798
Someone needs to shoop a cigarette in her mouth and a gun in her hand

>>85632844
Just wait until you see the final episode and hear his song during the credits. I can see you raging out and busting up your TV when it happens.

>>85632799
>yfw the Eddie Vedder song is what causes Cooper to get his mind back

>>85632798
my maddy ;_;

>>85632974

Now THAT would be the hardest LYNCHING even possible.

>>85629931
Explain this.

>>85632974

I couldnt imagine the response

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>>85632389
Shovel yourself out of the shit.

>>85632974
This would be unreal.

>Last few minutes of the final episode
>Cooper and those around him hear Eddie Vedder
>Cooper suddenly snaps back into his old self, says maybe one line
>Cut to black, Eddie Vedder playing out the credits

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Waitin', watchin' the clock, it's nine o'clock, Twin Peaks is on
"Friendly reminder, it's been confirmed," he types up his shitpost
As Dougie enters the scene, something's different
He puts on his FBI lapel pin

He lies and says that he knows the end, can't trust a vedderfag
He memes in color, he's out of sand, can't trust a vedderfag
Can't trust a vedderfag
Can't trust a vedderfag
Oh

>>85633218

Is tonight the night all the vedderfags come out with incredible OC? This has been the best /tpg/ in forever

>>85633276
You just gotta remind /tpg/ that they haven't produced much OC at all. Eventually people will get on it. if we could get quality Jeffery content...

>>85633276
It's because tomorrow Vedderfags could get btfo so we're going all out tonight.

What are Vedder's offscreen crimes?

>>85633566
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearl_Jam_discography

>>85633615
Awful opinion

>>85633566
>got 9 people trampled at a concert
>no code

CHERRY PIE

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Dougie Jones

>>85633376

If coop comes back tomorrow, will vedderfags be so btfo they'll slip into a coma?

>>85633747
Yes. They'll lose their minds and never get them back. In other words, Out of Sand is actually about them. Pure pottery.

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>>85633615
Kek

>>85633669
no code is literally pleb filter.

>>85630126
I won't kill myself until Lynch dies, may as well experience almostdeadkino while I'm here

>all these vedders
what is happening

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WHO I WAS I NEVER WILL BE AGAIN

>>85633997

KEK

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Is vedderposting
"You'll see..." to any unresolved issues in any current TV show going to be the new /tv/ meme?

>>85634227
call for help

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DOhegio JEiksdnm get home computer

>>85633997
Ay that's pretty good

IN THE BOX! IS THAT A CHERRY PIE?

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SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THESE VEDDER POSTS I JUST WANT TO SPAM ABOUT HOW CANDIE MUST BE LAURA PALMER IN A SIMILAR SITUATION AS COOPER

>>85633997

Kek

>>85634336
>I JUST WANT TO SPAM ABOUT HOW CANDIE MUST BE LAURA PALMER IN A SIMILAR SITUATION AS COOPER

But that's fucking wrong. Laura's in the red room.

>NEW THREAD WHEN

New thread with pastebin
>>85634382
New thread with pastebin
>>85634382
New thread with pastebin
>>85634382
New thread with pastebin
>>85634382
New thread with pastebin
>>85634382

>>85634384
EDDIE VEDDER PLAY US OUT

>>85631106
We're not gonna talk about Judy, in fact we're not gonna talk about Judy at all