Were the Disney Channel original movies secret kino?

>THIS LAND IS MY LAND starts playing

https://youtu.be/gTIcIzKjGjg

Absolutely.

>It's not eerie you fucking amerifat
>It's Eiry

>>85627549
lmao he looks like Vulcan

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>>85627549
You are god damn right they were kino.

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Was this movie time travel kino?

>tfw planning on watching this after getting high for the first time tomorrow

>>85629873
There are many niggas.
But dis nigga...is my nigga.

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>families weakness is tin foil

was it kino?

>>85627549
>WE'RE FROM CLEVELAND

>>85630300
WE

>>85627549
Some hold up, like halloweentown, but I watched luck of the irish and shit I was bored

They went downhill sometime around Pixel Perfect

>>85629873
is that travis scott

>>85627809
Lol'd at this

>smirks
>My Dad's from Cleveland

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>tfw bursting into treats when I first saw this movie as an 8 year old

>>85630300
WE

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B R A H

>>85630727
I actually did cry at this. Shia is actually a pretty good actor when he wants to be.

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>>85630976
Shia is garbage compared to Frankie

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Some of them are good.
Most of them are bad.
Pic related is the best.

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>Not posting the most kino disney channel movie out there
having mew was a bonus

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>>85627549

>>85631588

but that was in theaters

>MY DATE
>WITH THE PRESIDENT 'S DAUGHTER YEAH
>MY DATE
>WITH HER

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I can't be the only one who got scared as a kid seeing the ending dance scene from Haloweentown 2.

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>>85629873
>not posting his final form

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>>85627755
i find myself occasionally humming this still after all these years

>>85629945
yes, but why were there so many timelapses of clouds?

>>85627549
Ohioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>>85630300
>WE

>>85630955
you havent fully experienced Johny Tsunami until youve seen this youtube kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=se-yQVwwBDE

>were

they still make them anon

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descendants_2

Here's the latest one, came out a few days ago

>>85627549

>luck of the irish

mah nigga

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>>85630727
>Her crush and his bros spit into a hat and gave it to Louis Steven's hat
I don't think I ever hated a fictional character more than that moment. I can't watch retard movies ever again because I know they all have a scene like that.

>>85631588

this was a real movie that was released in theaters

Who /paper brigade/ here

>>85632099
we meant real disney channel movies, faggot. leave this thread and leave us the hell alone. you've punctured our childkino vacuum.

>>85632099
They're just not the same.

They've always been stupid but there was some charm that they were at least trying something different until around the time High School Musical and Camp Rock and stuff came out.

Idk, they're not necessarily all musicals now but those are the only ones they promote. I remember getting like three flyers and a poster for Teen Beach Movie one time when I went to Disneyland for absolutely free, and they came from the parking structure.

>>85631614

this was a real movie that disney just showed all the time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1zahDO1ibU

>>85631588
So... she's wearing both jeans and a skirt... isn't that kinda redundant.

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My fave.

>>85632160
Vini Vini Vici

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>>85632215
>this outfit was allowed in a disney movie
I have work in the morning but looks like I'm staying tonight.

>>85630727
>>85630976
same glad to know im not the only tbbq.h

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>Leave Disney Channel kino to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNIImvFHRJE

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This is the last thing one I saw

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>>85632160
>>85632275
Fucking yes.

>>85632481
that movie was so bad

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>>85630300
>WE

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>when he makes fun of his brother for seeing a shrink

Halloweentown is the only Disney channel movie I remember.

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>They never did a series finale Disney Channel Movie of So Weird

Pretty big missed opportunity. Imagine the paranormal shit with a bigger budget.

>>85632804
>Everyone in heaven is a cripple

That scene really didn't need to be in there.

>>85633035
Holy shit I forgot about that scene lmao. Really heavy handed, even for Disney.

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>>85627549
How would you program your Smart House?

>>85633119
To suck my DICK!
>tfw I was first starting to jerk off when this movie came out and stroked it to Peggy Bundy house

>>85633119
I wish I had a house waifu.

>>85631420
actually a bretty gud movie imo

I didn't realize until now but Disney Channel used to be so wholesome. What went wrong?

>>85631420
is that john cena down there

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OUTTA MY WAY PLEBS

>yfw more than half of the original movies are basically about puberty

>>85633940

THIS IS A REAL MOVIE THAT WAS RELEASED IN THEATERS

>>85633285
Disney is pure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4DJ7acEhBg

>>85633527
u cant c him

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>starts with pink ranger dying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT6zpWd5R_I

>>85631749
The mom getting the mask stuck to her face used to give me boners

>>85632509
not nearly as bad as the third season of suite life on deck. the whole season was just making bad jokes about the fat jew.

>>85632249
>2001
>Be 13 years old
>one of my first faps was Hillary Duff

she'll always be special to me

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Best one here

>>85633285
jew

>>85634534
Jews created the disney channel in the first place

Jews also saved disney. It's how they went from shit like Aristocats to Aladdin & Lion King

>>85633285
>I didn't realize until now but Disney Channel used to be so wholesome

I think you should click on this and see what Disney showed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNIImvFHRJE

>>85627549
Upvoted!

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Top tier

>>85632160
think i stepped in some GUNTHER

>>85634621
The bully guys facial expressions were kino.

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>>85630300
>WE WUZ SUPERHEROEZ AND SHIET

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>>85634773

Luck of the Irish is the only Disney original movie I remember

>>85627755
Why is every part of this hilarious.

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>>85633285
>wholesome

>>85633940

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>>85630300
>WE

jej

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>>85635171

it's a real movie

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>>85630300
>WE

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>>85633119
>tfw you'll never force Pat to watch you masturbate

What's the one about the aliens that die if the wind blows too hard? That shit was weird

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>>85633940
>yfw Max and Jenna are kissing cousins

>>85635596
My Stepsister from Planet Weird, with the bubble people?

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>>85635596
Found it. Anyone remember this? There was a super depressing scene depicting their mom's death that fucked me up

>>85634923
this is where i developed a thing for kathrine heigl

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Only plebs actually hate this

>>85635895
I like it because of the Russian qt

>>85635895
I admit. Never seen them but hated them because everyone else always did.

Am I missing out?

>>85631473
I'm sorry, but that's not Eddie's Million Dollar Cookoff

>>85635964
its comfykino desu, congs are catchy, its one of those movies you hate growing up because you hear the songs 24/7 but looking back it was a really good movie for an original

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>>85636040

>mfw I just realized rose mciver was in this

>>85632143
that movie was kino.

>>85632249
That rifle twirling scene at the end was pure marching kino

>>85635895
We are all on this together

>>85631704
I hate how well this movie holds up

>>85632481
I forgot that existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bo0iG57OA

They also had some tv kino. It's aussie though, may not have aired in America

>>85629873
>>85631763
i still think this and Little Monsters are the same movie despite being a decade apart

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>>85635470
>tfw you'll never reprogram Pat to masturbate while you watch

>>85634387
Well that was, unexpected

>>85630300
Is this capekino?

>>85632052
HEE HEEEE

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the horror ones were always good

>>85635964

first one was pretty good, the sequel were just greedy cash grabs

I think the last one I watched before dropping disney channel was "Now You See It"

I want to lick michalkas sweaty butthole lads

>>85634530
I LOVED this

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What happens in this movie?

>>85632249
>that scene where isis rapes her then tortures her to death

>>85632249
>>85636309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64amsj9CVoE

I have to be honest, that's a lot less upbeat than I expected

>>85637278
Haha I remember this one

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come on who remembers THIS FUCKING MOIVE!

>>85629945
Jason Dolley is too damn charismatic

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_(series)

Disney made FOURTEEN Air Bud movies?

What the ever-loving fuck

>>85630300
I think it was stupid when the bad guy throws tinfoil at the white friend as if that would do anything to him, despite the fact that he's not a member of the family, thus implying that tin foil is a universal hero weakness and abandoning it's previously established universal rules.

>>85636267
ADORABLE

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Pure 90s kid kino.

>>85631588
I miss the early 2000's stereotypes

>>85633940
The principal had giant tits

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>>85637723

>No mentions of Zenon
Yall are weak

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Remember this shit where the white girl from South Africa does an exchange with a black girl from America?

>>85634923
What's this?

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I fucking KNEW I didn't imagine this movie, I just couldn't remember what it was called.

Pink Power Ranger waifu ghost haunting best Jimmy Olsen.

Thanks /tv/

>>85637872
Literally the 3rd post

>>85637894
>>85637910
Never knew these fucking existed, can't believe /tv/ has a thing for remembering these fucking movies

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Literally kino

>>85630955
My friend's sister dated Johnny Tusnami.

>>85637592
This was the best one behind Brink.

>>85627549
Halloween town was absolute kino, anyone remember that one?

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Who remembers this gem?? the main girl was so beautifully hot:)

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>>85638124
Dream gf when I was a kid>>85638124

This is a good and comfy thread

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>>85638111
based

>>85634530
FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I love this thread, first Suzie Q and now I find this fucker after god knows how many years

goddamn

>>85638178
I really wanted to fuck the main girl in halloweentown when I was 10

Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire is a gem

>>85638124
It's when I fell in love with Emmy Rossum.

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>>85638213
she did things for me too anon. she was also in this, I don't remember a thing about it.

>>85630300

>that scene where he throws a basketball over a fence
>this is supposed to convince his family that he can fly

There was a lot of unintentional comedy in these movies.

>>85633119
To SLAM DUNK THE FUNK.

I want to kill myself every day and it's only getting worse

>>85638334
The only thing I can recall about that show is a reporter talking about all those babies.

>literally made a muh heritage movie
Jesus Christ

>>85638492
desu it only gets worse after death.

t. ghost

>>85638492
I don't remember this one

>when you realize you're now the same age as the parents in these movies

>>85637278

I think we've found the inspiration for Brokeback Mountain.

>>85627549

I recently found out I'm 2% Irish, should I off myself?

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>mfw Disney made that fucking Mermaid movie
>except instead of mermaids it was a merman
>and he was like 13
>and the movie implies his mom fucked a merman, cucking his dad
>and the movie ends with him just going into the ocean and leaving civilization behind
>mfw
>my fucking face when

This whole thing felt like it was some awful tf fetishists screenplay, and they somehow got Disney to fund it. Even back then I knew something was off about this fucking movie.

>>85630727
>get to the scene where he breaks down crying for his sister

>cry myself

>realize all these years later that a shia movie made me cry

>>85630955
>>85627549
>>85631749
>>85632143
>>85633119
>>85634621
>>85637811
>>85637894
All these are pure kino

We really need a marathon stream of these movies sometime, anyone know where someone can torrent them?

>>85635295

How the hell did that movie cost 25 million to make?

>>85638756
his mom was a mermaid that left him on a dock

>>85638810

Oh my God, you're right. I remember that now. I fapped to the mom.

What was the movie about some faggy rich guy who has to go work in a ranch or something and bond with this other faggy cowboy kid?
There's a sequel were they are stranded in an island or something like that.

>>85638869
THEY MADE A SEQUEL?

I remember that movie. Kid's dad died. He was his cousin or something. Guy finished his tree house at one point, and then they found a "three paint horse" or some shit that they were going to sell and save the ranch.

>>85638869
It was the older brother from Boy Meets World?

First night there he stays up late watching cable/satellite and gets woken up super early?

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>>85638898
Yes there is a squel

>>85638869
This one?
>>85637278

Fuck me, I can't remember the movie where they are stranded on an island and these villains are trying to catch them

>>85639215
even stevens movie?

>>85639215
>>85639017

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>>85639215
Sequel to horse sense. I found it