/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

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>>85625608

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DALE CUP LOL

Why aren't we talking about the new finally released episode titles? Or is it just memes in these threads at this point?
Twin Peaks The Return Part 13
What story is that, Charlie?
Twin Peaks The Return Part 14
We are like the dreamer.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 15
There's some fear in letting go.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 16
No knock, no doorbell.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 17
Why does it have to be this way?
Twin Peaks The Return Part 18
Out of sand.

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Douijge JoeNs

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doggy jones lol

>>85625642
I ALREADY ANSWERED YOU LAST THREAD

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People that think Cooper is coming back are in denial.
Pic related.

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nth for Trent Reznor

>>85625642
What terrible fake titles for 17-18 you abject retard, hang yourself and burn the body for thinking this repost is funny

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>>85625659
two rides

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NEVER

EVER

>>85625659
Don't try to capture lightning in a bottle, lunchposter is sacred

i hope cooper returns tomorrow just to see the shitstorm

/tpg/ is going to be insane

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Croanon here

Yes, it's all true
Coop
is
back

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>>85625663
>>85625708
>>85624406
Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85625642

Daily reminder to not fall for the shitpost. Only titles Part 13 - 16 are confirmed.

>>85625642
>Twin Peaks The Return Part 17
>Why does it have to be this way?
>Twin Peaks The Return Part 18
>Out of sand.

>Vedderfags are so desperate to be right they're lying about unconfirmed episode titles now

>>85625688
Laura Rumper lol

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/TPG/ POSTERS POWER RANKINGS
1. Missoulaposter
2. Humble Vedderpost just out to help you have a better experience and have a better grasp of the complex character motivations of Special Agent Dale Cooper while watching Twin Peaks Season 3 the Return
3. Lunchposter
4. Judyposters
5. OFFICIALposter
GAP
6. /mu/fags
7.dOugei poster
GAP
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69. Laurafags
696. Candiefags
GAP
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9000000000001. Jumping manfaggot

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>>85625727

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>>85625749
>yfw after all this time the song actually confirms cooper gets his mind back

>>85625753
>vedderfags
>implying its not one person

>>85625773
who dis boi

This is a doppleganger thread, real thread is in the lodge

>>85625609

>>85625609

>>85625609

>>85625785
I'm guessing around 3 actually.

>>85625772
How about we settle this one and for all so it never needs to be reposted again

What I post > what you post

Now sit in the corner and shut the fuck up

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Kyle MacLachlan recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper gets his groove back. (Pic is funky Cooper)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJLQfOQbtyE

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>>85625785
I'm absolutely certain there's at least two of us.

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>he thinks cooper is returning tomorrow

KEEK.

>>85625804
MISSOULA'D

>>85625804
>no pastebin
fuck off

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>>85625804
janitored

>>85625804
Good try dipshit

Heineken is my favorite beer

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>>85625865

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>>85625851
I never put the pastebin

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>>85625753
See
>>85625663
And
>>85625707

>>85625803

WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT JEREMY AT ALL

>>85625865
HEINEKEN?

>>85625895
Don't worry, you're also a fucking idiot for making it when another thread exists

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>>85625804
NON EX IS TANT

>>85625902
Those don't even resemble valid points.

>>85625925
Hnnnggggg that lingerie

>>85625851
This. The pastebin is literally the only reason I come to these threads.

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That cum you like is going to come back in style.

>>85625663
Looking a lot like the other way around lately. I'll survive if Cooper never wakes up.
Will you survive if he does?

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>>85625957

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Seriously though what's up with lynch's twitter

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How much would you pay to smell Candie's feet?

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Besides David Lynch, can I get some movies or show suggestions? I'm bored.

>>85626010
He starts all of his tweets like that. He has for years.

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>>85626010
Fundraising for the David Lynch Foundation what else do you think it is?

>>85626017
$5 if only to bury my face in those thick fat tits on my way down

>>85626040
Watch Valerie and her week of wonders

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cuties girl

>>85626040
movie:
Synedoche New York

>>85626040
Stranger Things

>>85626040
Anything by Werner Herzog

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>>85626040
Watch Sheryl and Moira suffer in Love Lies and Murder

>>85626040
Carnivale or >>85626056

>>85626065
gay

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Daily reminder to not think too hard and look for meaning and instead just enjoy the ride(s)

>>85626040
Read the entire works of Kafka

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>>85625925

better one

>>85626040
American Psycho, the book first

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Did he find out about Lynch's rapes? Is that why he's not on the show?

>>85625727
AAARMS RAISED IN A V
THE DEAD LAY IN POOLS OF MAROON BELOW

>>85626080
This. Watch Julien Donkey Boy starring Werner Herzog as the dad of a schizophrenic

>>85626040
Watch these and thank me later

Last year at marienbad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGwOAa1Epxs

Pierrot le fou

The red desert

Picnic at hanging rock

>>85626140
He found Sheryl and Moira in Lynch's basement.

Lynch shot him in the spine, raped him, stole his jacket and left him in the woods

>>85625772
infinitely better than the other fag that tried this

>>85625642
THIS^ and who is Charlie?

>>85626040
Berlin Alexanderplatz (1980)

>>85626153
Herzog's scene in the gas mask slamming cough syrup is pure kino

>>85626202
judy

>>85626220
>Fassbinder
Might as well get a BLACKED subscription to go along with it.

>>85626202
Vietnam Fucking Shits

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM
Read https://consequenceofsound.net/2016/08/eddie-vedder-contributes-new-song-to-david-lynchs-twin-peaks-revival/

why do we never talk about Judy?

>>85626324
I'm laffin anon

>>85626360
Because we're gonna leave her out of this

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>>85626360

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Post characters who are literally you.

>>85626360
https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

guys
GUYS
GUUUUYS!
listen to me alright?
just let me here for a second ok?
i know its crazy but please just take a moment and THINK about it ok? yes? please?
ok thank you

so like you know that one character judy right?
the judy? the bowie one?
ok so like

what if

now this is where it gets crazy so fasten your seatbelt

WHAT IF

now i'll give you a second to prepare because its going to blow your mind a bit

WHAT IF

candie is judy

>>85626412
Amy is for kissing!

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>>85626461

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>>85626461

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>>85626461

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>>85626461

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>>85626461

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>>85626524
pic related

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>>85626461

>>85626040

>surreal comedykino

Eagleheart Paradise Rising
Tim And Eric Bedtime Stories
Poundhouse

Surrealish or TRUE ART KINOS

Even Dwarfs Started Small
Last Year At Marienbad
Pierrot Le Fou
Don't Look Now
Stalker
Holy Mountain
Stroszek
Save The Green Planet
Visitor Q

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>>85626461

i dont think cooper is coming back just yet
the we are the dreamer thing from part 14 title was the leaked script with cole in paris having a dream seeing the back of coopers head

i think that implies he hasn't met dougie/coop yet

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>>85626461

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>>85626461
yeah

>>85626475
I thought we weren't going to talk about Judy?

Why is it never mentioned that David Lynch is actually friends with Eddie Vedder and he probably had Vedder write that song specifically for the finale? https://youtu.be/mM_7Xks7vlk

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So frost and lynch literally forgot about Annie Blackburn great

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>>85626595

>>85626600
H E L L G O D B A B Y D A M N N O
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>>85626561
KINO TASTE ANONO

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>>85626607
If by 'friend' you mean 'raped and abused during his childhood', then yeah, they are pretty close friends

>>85626152
DOUGIEEEEE DIDN'T GET HIS MIND BACK

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>>85626677
>entertaining the ramblings of a mentally ill dwarf

>>85626040
L'Ascension du Chevalier Noir (2012)

>>85626677
Why was this guy such a cunt towards Lynch? Guess you could say hes a little man conplex

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms The Man from Another Place never gets his form back. (Pic is evil Evolution of the Arm)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM [Embed]

>>85625682
He's such an edgy faggot. And his music sucks.

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>>85626677

>>85626726
He's not even a dwarf. He's got fragile bones.

>>85626740
It's all a ruse
He's coming back next episode
Why do you think it's called 'Let's rock'?

>>85626759
he was much more fun when he was a self-destructive alcoholic

>>85626768
Pot your top 10 midget faggit

>>85626768
How does one man so freely admit to being this incompetent while attempting to sound smart at the exact same time?

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This is the cosmic saviour of all my mankind, a truly benevolent pure soul lovingly crafted by powerful extraterrestrial beings

Say something nice to her!

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I'll just leave this here.

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I will paypal $20 if someone imitates the Jumping Man noise on vocaroo

I won't really, but I think it'd be funny

>>85626842
thank ms palmar

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>>85626842
cutie

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>85626842
GOD i wish i was that brown bag

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>>85626856

>>85626856
Aww ;)
He's reenacting how David and Naomi met

>>85626856
Is Alexander the one that dressed as Harley Quinn?

>>85626856
>Samuel looking at him with thinly veiled disgust

I have hope.

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>>85626928
>>85626931
>>85626856
>>85626963

>>85626798
Pretty serious to claim you raped your own daughter, that's not a PR stunt. 99.999% sure hes not coming back.

>>85626856
They forgot to mention he was twerking while he was doing that disgusting act :(

>>85626798
because Chris Isaak

22 HOURS AND 40 MINUTES

>>85627034
Part 12 ends with Desmond singing Wicked Game.

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>>85627096
wut??

Final episode titles revealed:

13 What story is that, Charlie?
14 We are like the dreamer.
15 There's some fear in letting go.
16 No knock, no doorbell.
17 Judy?
18 Candie!

Charlie follows the same naming convention as Candie, Sandie, and Mandie.

>>85626633
Try watching the show, she's figuratively mentioned.

Charlie is the kid from 1956.

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>>85627162
>17

>>85627202
Wrong

>>85627192
>>85627219
>>85626202
>Charlie

we all everybody

>>85627162
Nice try, but the real list is:
Twin Peaks The Return Part 13
What story is that, Charlie?
Twin Peaks The Return Part 14
We are like the dreamer.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 15
There's some fear in letting go.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 16
No knock, no doorbell.
Twin Peaks The Return Part 17
Why does it have to be this way?
Twin Peaks The Return Part 18
Out of sand.

>>85627219
that was Judy

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
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>>85627247
>>85627252
>What story is that, Charlie?

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Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms The Man from Another Place never gets his form back. (Pic is Evolution of the Arm)
Listen https://youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>>85627281
Not Judy's boat

>>85627238
Doc Hayward mentioned her in the Skype call with Truman.

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Graham >>>>>>>>>>>> Fenn

btfo

>>85627262
The boy.

>>85627238
Hawk mentioned her when going over case files

>>85627378
Ayudame

>>85627435
https://youtu.be/DEKkOXCsMMk

>>85627435
>>85627463
Ayuadame was Boy 1965
Girl was Judy

>>85625639
Coops hair looks like shit this season it's literally my only complaint

>>85627515
eh, looks better than his fwwm hair desu

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TOMORROW

>>85627515
He can't even comb his hair what do you think it should look like?

>>85627555
aizobnomrag

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>>85627555

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GORDON COLT LOL

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>>85627584

>>85626768
jesus it's literally 1 long trump tweet

>>85627632
Do you reckon that if he was hungry, eating a few spoonfuls of that creamed corn would satisfy his hunger? Being so small and all. How much garmonbozia does a midget really need to grow up healthy?

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>>85627555
Trips confirm.

>>85627252
Part 15 is when coop leaves behind his comfy dougie life to confront the evil in twin peaks

Anybody got the Croatian leak?

>>85627689
Dougie

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>>85627753

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what would you think if Michael J Anderson became white house press secretary for Trump in 2018?

>>85627559
Nah it loked the same in the lodge

>>85627777
David Lunch LOL

>>85627777
David Hunch lol

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>>85626856

>>85627777
Gordon Phone lol

>>85627777
Favid Aynch lol

>>85627786
Anyone got that pic of Trump and the arab with their hands on the glowy orb thing in the black lodge?

>>85627777
David Quads lol

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Will Lynch EVER be able to match this level of kino again?

>>85627632
it looks like he's testing a drug for them

>>85627917
I literally unironcally for real and not fake or made up think that the first time you see this scene is kino like nothing else before desu desu desu desu

>>85627994
i agree 2btbh

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>>85627917
>bobby and shelly being parents
>becky defending steve
>norma looking dissapointed
>red out of nowhere
>bobby destroyed
>bobby operator
>kid and dad looks the same
>HONK HONK HONK
>WHY IS THIS HAPPENING
>AHHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH

5 minutes of top tier television.

>>85627994
>>85628082
Same desu, except it stays kino no matter how many times you watch it.

the degree to which i've become obsessed with this show legit scares me.

>>85628130
non desu it actually really isnt desu as good as it was the first time desu because you cant even imagine that girl could appear the first time honestly you dont even know what youre look at truthfully desu desu

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leaked episode 12 promo photo

its real btw dont click unless you wanna get spoiled

found it on the showtime site in the source

>>85625589
Ya got a bigger version of this pic OP?

>>85628176
ITS REAL!!!

22 HOURS

>>85628206
nope

>>85628176
oh fuck get HYPE

>>85628162
DESU kino is kino. Even if you can't experience all the same emotions as the first time, it doesn't stop being immaculately crafted. (desu(desu))

>>85627281
There is only one actor with crossover between Twin Peaks and LOST. Who is he and what does it mean for the greatest Twin Peaks canon?

>>85628176
better haircut than in series

too much dougie

>>85627917
>>85628125
11 is the best episode so far. if things keep up the deliberate escalation, these last 6 weeks are going to be insane.

>>85628151
Don't be scared anon. We're all in the same boat.

>>85628251
There is 2 by now in S3
Winkie's (Todd) was in Dharma
and Daniel Faraday was gangster Janey paid loan to

>>85627786
literally no one would be even a litlte bit surprimed

>>85628176

>press photo by people who dont even watch the show make him use a tape recorder
>means cooper is coming back

Yeah...no.

Why didn't Cooper have his ID on him when he left the lodge in the outlet? You can't even chalk this up to being "LYNCHED" it's just plain bad writing.

>>85627354
holy shit

>>85628346
The black singer in the Lodge stole his wallet.

>>85628249
kino is a state of mind desu when youre expericening it desu its kino but desu it doesnt last forever honestly :/

>>85628400
KEK

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>>85628346

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>>85628400
"My wallet now"
"My wallet now"
"My wallet now"

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>>85628346
fill in the blanks
L_NCHED

>>85628450

U

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Forget your troubles, come on get happy
You better chase all your cares away
Shout Hallelujah, come on get happy
Get ready for the judgment day

The sun is shining, come on get happy
The Lord is waiting to take your hand
Shout Hallelujah, come on get happy
We're going to the Promised Land
We're heading 'cross the river
Wash your sins away in the tide
It's all so peaceful
On the other side

Forget your troubles, come on get happy
You better chase all your cares away
Shout Hallelujah, come on get happy
Get ready for the judgment day

>>85628346
maybe he lost it
the lodge is a funky place man

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>>85628470

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>tfw your daughter cucks you for a biker

it's not like i'm rewatching every day - i have at least some shit to do - but i can't stop randomly thinking about it all through the day every day.

the scope of the mystery makes nearly any other plot seem small, silly, and mechanical in comparison, but then to have it executed with lynch's incomparable style is what makes this shit a miracle.

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>>85628162
>>85628249
>>85628406
Konichiwa. Kyle MachLachlan desu.

Anyone have the Plebbit discord. I think they need to know that Eddie Vedder wrote a song for the finale that confirms that Cooper never gets his mind back. Thanks.

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/tpg/ POWER POSTERS UPDATED FOR EPISODE 12

1. lunchposter
2. cuteposters
3. LYNCHEDposters
4. actual Michael J. Anderson
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13. comfy DEogie
14. lorefags
15. twitter screenshots
16. Actual Mark Frost
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68. do it for her
69. forced pun memes
70. other forced memes
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9991. judyfags
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9999999999. vedderfags

>>85628534
Poor Kyle has to hide in the bushes from Lynch :( He knows that once Part 18 airs, Lynch is going to have him put down and hard too. Same with Bowie, Ferrer, Nance. It's a terrible thing.

>>85628515
>tfw your daughter cucks you with the whole town

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>>85628555
One person already got banned for it

https://discordapp.com/invite/fWxcY8r

Post results

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>>85628515
THEY DONT CALL THEM LOVERS IN HIGHSCHOOL

>>85628616
Thanks. Will do.

I guess I might as well spam this

POST THE EDDIE VEDDER COPY PASTA IN THE r/twinpeaks DISCORD PLEASE AND THANK YOU

https://discordapp.com/invite/fWxcY8r

>>85628578
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>>85628643

>>85628616
>>85628686
Who the heck is Discord?

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>>85628616
I have two minutes to fill them in...

>>85628728

It's the codename for David Lynch's secret rape dungeon.

>>85628744

Make sure to inform them of David Lynch's offscreen crimes as well.

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What a heavy load Einstein must've had. Fucking morons! Everywhere.

We all agree that judy is a shitty forced meme right?
I literally think it's two dudes that find each other funny and want to ruin a gen that's already barely readable.
Fucking eliminate judy posts. Get the mods involved whatever. Let us enjoy a tiny shred of tvkino and not let two autists' garbage memes spoil it forever
JUDYPOST NON-EXIST-ANT-CUZ-FUCK-THAT-SHIT

Hey /tpg/, have you ever thought you watched a movie on your FUCKING phone?

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kek

>>85628833
>tfw I made two Judy OCs and its like the only Judyposting OCs that even exist

I don't even like Judyposting I was just trying to help them diversify

>>85628856
I have an iPod video that I used to watch movies on, which is worse.

>>85628833
Are you saying we should leave Judy out of this?

>>85628856
I've watched all of Lynch's kino exclusively on my phone. He is the best filmmaker ever.

>>85628874
You could have done better desu

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>>85628856
No, that would be as bad as watching Twin Peaks on your FUCKING television.

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>>85628833
>I literally think it's two dudes
its just one dude and its me idiot. i'm 90% of the posters on here. i post from multiple different computers to fudge the numbers

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>>85628874
>they bought it despite having full access to google
kek

>>85628913
I'd go see the full 18 hours of the season in a theatre if they showed it a few hours at a time over a few days near me.

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I'm still in there
>>85628906

>>85628913
He just means watch it with headphones

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>>85628856
Of course, it's the only way.

>>85628827
Shit this feels so real though. Imagine 90-year-old Bob Dylan trying to walk down a public street and being mobbed by dreadlocked buskers with acoustic guitars singing Blowin' and regretting that no amount of genius could save him from the plastic living hell of fake humans he was eternally trapped in
Not for one second did his genius have any effect on the effortless role-playing garbage of the generic pleb except to give them new costumes and t-shirts and memes . He literally only wanted to crack open a few decent people's minds even a tiny bit and he couldn't even accomplish that without pouring a new layer of concrete over the stale impenetrable pop culture hell-trap we're all permanently embedded in
25 years of careful patience only made the problem a thousand times worse. Old TP was a million times more popular and nobody understood what he was trying to do at all;they only wanted the memes. The only way he could get any funding for a meaningful piece of art was to dress it in TP t-shirts and get back in touch with fucking Frost
He's literally in hell, probably more than any human being ever has been

>>85628833
Judyposting kept the general alive between part 4 and 5. Vedderposting is the shit derailing generals.

>>85628920
Is there a template for these or something? I like this tho

>>85628987
Better

>>85628987

Do the one about Kyle McLachlan getting his groove back.

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>>85628570
Cuteposting is a necessary evil that keeps /tpg/ alive

I guarantee without it these threads would 404 but they never do

NUKE THE GOD DAMN DISCORD RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE

https://discordapp.com/invite/fWxcY8r

>>85628888
heh. You're alright. nothin personnel...kid...

>>85629003
Is this pasta? I love Bob Dylan.

>>85628913
>mfw I was at work when the third season premiered and I couldn't stop myself from taking a peek on my phone to see how the first episode started

Did I fail Lynch? I only watched the first couple seconds.

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>>85628888
i did this one

>>85629088

You must reflect on your sins during a session of transcendental meditation to make it up to him.

>>85628913
>if you watch this you are not hearing this
What did he mean by this? Seriously though.

>>85629088
you made david cry :(

>>85629113
I can do that. Can I text while meditating?

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>>85629141
dont make fun of his cult

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is this crossover or something?

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>>85629048
They got "triggered" and I'm gone. They need more vedderposting hahaha

>>85629141

Only to Naomi Watts.

>>85629048
It won't let me sign up with a few different throwaway email accounts

>>85629048
This isn't /b/, and if it was, NYPA.

>>85628527
this is a really good way of putting it and I completely agree

>>85629070
I'm shitfaced drunk and just wrote it for the first time but I'll probably grab the Lynch image and turn it into pasta. Just waiting for the limit to be reached.
I honestly totally believe every word of it. I love how I write when I'm half a fifth deep. "plastic hell" how good is that? tell me I'm good. Please. I don' tknow. I don't know what to do. I'm suicidal and TP3 is the only thing keeping me from stopping this. Everyone I love has hurt me. It hurts so fucking much. Every little glimpse of hope is completely fucking fake. You don't know how badly I needed them and they all fucking hurt me so fucking bad. And they loved it. They laughed and they loved it so much. They needed me to hurt so they could get through the night and move on to somebody else. It's so impossible. Maybe I can make a pasta but I'll still die. I'll still die. September is it. Thanks for this general it's literally it. I think Lynch and Dylan love me more than any human being I have ever met aside from my parents and I don't want to hurt my parents. I don't. I don't know what to do. I don't. I tried therapy and he just laughed at me too. Said I was ridiculous. Only the dregs of the earth want to interact with me. Anyone I respect at all fucking hates me, fucking hates me so much. Any girl I date and sleep with is so obviously humiliated after the fact she assaults me and asks me for an apology(which I give because I don't want anybody to feel bad) and then cuts me off entirely. Everything hurts. I can't believe this is real life. It feels like a trial for the next stage where everything actually works and I learn all kinds of lessons and everything is okay again. Maybe it is. I can't wait to never wake up again. I wish I did it twenty years ago the firsttime I thought of it but I went with the consensus "No, this is temporary, I'll find something beautiful and then it'll be easy to hang on" but I DID find something beautiful, and it ruined me, and then it happened again, and agai

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>>85629272

>>85625772
.0000001 - Lucyfags

>>85629204
People unironically say that they are triggered? I thought that was a meme hahahahahaha

>>85628527
truth

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post this there

>>85629399
what is it?

>>85629399
what about Bob? If she resurrected what's he gonna do?

>>85629426
Laura returning home

>>85626040
The movie versions of Krasznahorkai's books

>>85629285
>tfw you're also delaying suicide until twin peaks finishes

worth it though, amazing kinografie

>>85629427
>always liked dennis
>no nonsense

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>>85629399
I'm gonna cry like a fag when this airs.

>>85629426
Lynch is Laurafag

>>85626461
Hawk

>>85629427
Wow, I forgot that Hawk is a clown comic, he needs to fix his heart or die Tbh

>>85626856
I guess he saw the uncut version of the Dougie-Janey E episode.

>>85629366
There were a few people saying I "triggered" them and throwing tantrums until I was banned.

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>>85628987
Hahahahahaha

>>85629285
You're good.

> but I DID find something beautiful, and it ruined me, and then it happened again, and agai
Maybe you can find it again and it won't ruin you. If you're suicidal, you should seek some help. Start with a hotline (1-800-273-TALK) then try to see a doctor about getting some medication. You're already self medicating with alcohol, but that's a poor substitute. Here's hoping you get the help you need.

>>85626461

Candie tbqh

>>85629048
WTF? It's not working.

>>85629472
hell god baby damn yes

I always held out hope there were actual kino fans in these threads and it wasn't all just 15-year-old trump teens trying to be funny by outLYNCHEDing each other

if there are any serious people in this thread, you need to watch SATANTANGO, the 8-hour opus of genius Krasznahorkai collaborating with genius Tarr. It will make you appreciate what Lynch is doing so much more. The patience, the empiness, the pain, the subtle horrific punchline at the end. It's so fucking perfect and an absolute masterpiece of challenging, beautiful, patrician cinema. Watch it tomorrow afternoon before Episode 12 and you will be in a perfect state of artistic appreciation, I fucking guarantee it. You won't want to turn any of it off and you'll want to rewatch Season 3 right away now that you realize it's not just Lynch, there's a decades-long tradition of intense artists who can film hours of mud and wreck your soul and win no awards at the end of the day. The award is YOU

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>>85626461

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>>85629569
Can I fug u bby?

Does Douggie have the mental capacity to consent?

Was it rape?

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>>85629653
>you need to watch SATANTANGO, the 8-hour opus of genius Krasznahorkai collaborating with genius Tarr.
Embarrassed for you famalam

>>85629492
Denise was always cool.

Gordon's scene in this season was a little cringey but I get what he was trying to say (treating women like sexy soulless violence-loving punching bags is cool in 2017 if you didn't treat transgender people like goblins in 1990)

>>85629653
desu the real genius of lynch is that he gets his stuff out on network tv, hollywood, etc - mainstream channels

>>85626524
>by the end of this season, Eddie Veddar will be a character in Twin Peaks
Tarantino was right about Lynch.

>>85629701
You don't like Satantango? Why not?

>>85629731
Tarr is too cerebral, frightened and insincere, nothing like Lynch.

>>85629706
Gordon didn't want Dennis fucking up his case, so he reminded him that Dennis owed him for being chief of staff.

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>>85629691
"Diane, this is what I was wearing when Janey E raped me. Tell me I asked for it, I dare you."

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>>85627894

New thread candie edition
>>85629788
>>85629788

>>85629538
yeah, jeez, I had the same thought. Didn't realize his beautiful ancient wisdom made him a total cunt instantly disrespectful to kind strangers who have a haircut he doesn't like

>>85629497
me too anon

>>85628292
Legit all I think about nowadays is Twin Peaks
This never happened before, not even with Breaking Bad or Reddit and Mortimer

>>85628856
I watch movies on my telephone first, so that when I rewatch them on the big screen it's like watching it for the first time - a different experience.

>>85629272
Fuck off

>>85629812
Yeah but there was a shopped version in the Lodge

>>85629653
We're not all NEETs, you fat, disgusting piece of shit.

>>85628643
WASH YOUR HANDS

>>85630248
I'm not a NEET because I do have a full-time job actually. Rest was accurate

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>>85626461