Why is marvel obsessed with quips

>@DCOLYMPUS

What did he mean by this?

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>>85622329
I love stupid nonsensical images like that, OP

>>85623434
But image you posted makes sense though.

>>85622329
That's a kino image

>>85623434
Just looking at this having never seen it before, I'm irrationally annoyed at how many retarded arguments this simple image must have started

>>85622329
>bvs
>logic, plot
stop

>>85623434
Trump = quips and banter, mindless fun, everyone who dislikes it secretly wishes they could like it, one trick pony, appeals to stupid people = Marvel.
Hillary = bleak, pretends to be smart, everyone who hates has no reason to change their opinion, appeals to people who think that they are smart = DC.

>>85622329

DC fags seem more obsessed with quips than anyone else.

can i get a rundown on orangle slices and dance offs. i see this brought up quite often lately

>>85623882
When ant man gets knocked out by black panther he says: "anyone got some orange slices" because he just suffered a concussion and can't think straight.

In guardians of the galaxy vol 1, Starlord has to make time for rocket raccooon to do something, so he challenges the villain to a dance off, this makes the villain confused and the guardians can attack him.

>>85623434
Reminder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRp1CK_X_Yw

>>85622329
Just fuck off their isn't anything smart about either BvS or MoS. Everyone are miserable, loathing cunts that do things because it makes a neat shot. I mean Cavill just looks like he want to put a shotgun in his mouth and blow his brain out. In fact I bet this Superman tried it, which is how he found out that he is invincible.

>>85623434
Except Marvel won the popular vote.

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>>85623434

>>85622329
Why are DCucks so obsessed with Marvel?

>>85623766
Faggot.

>>85624212
Well he isn't wrong

>>85623975
can someone please confirm this? or is he joking?

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>>85623434
This is actually true though

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>>85624305

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>>85622329

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>>85624399

>>85623434
Yeah hillary is dc because without the russians meddling thats where shed be right now

>>85624284
>>85624284
https://youtu.be/jaaJyAjvajo
https://youtu.be/865Px6KTlEg 9:50

>>85624492
Kek

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>>85624492
>mad

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>>85624212
What a fuckin baby.

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>>85623434
>>85624305
Based Marvel

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>>85624305
This.

>>85624255
>being a hatemonger (hating terrorists and violent illegal aliens) is bad
(You)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4742896/Illegal-immigrant-freed-sanctuary-law-charged-rape.html

>>85623434
No wonder Marvel movies are putrid horse shit.

>>85623434
>DC is clearly the superior choice, but idiot plebs instead flock to Marvel which entertains them with quips and doesn't make them think too hard

Spot on comparison

>>85625179
>dailymail
What, no fake news meme for this one?

>>85625348
>DC = shitskins
It makes sense now

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>>85625419

>>85625179
>daily mail

every. single. time.

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>>85625495
At least DC isn't changing their white leads into shitskins

>>85625495
how is this hella diverse if it's mostly one race

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>>85625530
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>85625561
Diversity is measured by distance from an all-white cast. If the film is more than 90% black, it's less than 10% white, and therefore diverse.

>>85623434
wtf i love trump now

>>85622329

Fuck Marvel and fuck DC.

Meteor Man is still the greatest superhero movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njP6YczRgsA

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>>85625566
>>85625629
DC = Diversity Casting

>>85625566
>>85625629

>blacks can't come up with their own superheroes, must be the "successor" of a popular white one

I honestly don't understand how this is passed of as some kind of empowerment, it still reinforces the notion that black people can't come up with anything based on their own merit or intelligence. All their powers must be handed down to them by white men.

>>85622329
Super heroes usually say something witty before or after punching somebody. Right now marvel is making a killing with their movies but the books are a mess according to most people, meanwhile, the opposite is true for dc.

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>>85623434
It's obvious at this point
Also marvel is getting tired of winning

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>>85625751
>Deadshot (a DC villain) is played by Will Smith

>>85625566
>>85625629
These comics have nothing to do with the MCU as of now. Nice try though

>>85625843
>Ike Perlmutter
>Reclusive Marvel CEO
>Nationality: Israel

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>>85626007
yes and?

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>>85623434
>Marvel always wins
Sounds about right

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>>85625843

>>85626147
see >>85624076

>>85624305
Ben Affleck is the only casting choice DC did right

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Lol

>>85625751
Suicide Squad is practically a Marvel movie. It's nowhere near as good as MoS or BvS.

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>>85625843
>Also marvel is getting tired of winning
cant realy disagree there

>>85624204
>muh popular vote
Is literally meaningless you stupid faggot

>>85624693
All my cringe

>>85626381
i want to cummy inside comic valkyrie so much

>>85624305
>Ruffalo
>4chin
Yeah whatever

>>85627693
They're both shit. When will you fucking faggots realize this? capeshit IS reddit, ALL of it.

>>85622329
A normie meme that's true? First time I saw something like this.

>>85624492
>mad
yeah but they joke about everything

>>85628035
100% agree
Marvel just has the (((critics))) in its corner. It's still fucking garbage though. The Avengers movies are just as fucking awful as the Man of Steel series, you should all go fuck yourselves

>>85622329
“Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.”

- Joss Whedon


Its almost like humans experience multiple emotion.

>>85624076
>when politics is so stupid you don't vote

Feels good not to be a sucker

>>85624255
>>>/pol/

>>85623581
Fucking kill me

>>85622329
What was hard to understand in Wonder Woman? This movie has literally no plot.

>>85622329
They both suck get over it!

>>85622329
It makes it easy for people to make and share gifs of said quips, which then serve as advertising.

>>85622329
It´s a cheap and easy way of keeping the audience´s attention.

>>85624212
Are celebrities forced to write these things for job security or do they actually type that on their own volition? If I was a celeb I wouldn't talk politics one way or the other, or at the VERY LEAST I'd be as subtle as possible.

>>85630493
yes, their Jewish handlers give them talking points to repeat
why else do you think literally every celeb agrees about drumpf and is seemingly super worried about climate change and refugees

Amazing

>>85626209
>"notoriously frugal"
basically shouting "fucking kike!" kek

>>85622329
wow orange slices really rustled you'rall's jimmies huh?

>>85622329
>my manchild soap opera is better than your manchild soap opera

kill yourself

Marvel = WWF
DC = WCW

I watched Age of Ultron fecently and came to the conclusion that Whedon and his audience are manchildren suffering Aspergers.

>>85625561
"Diversity" just means "fewer white people".
Notice how every institution talks about how great it is?
White Genocide isn't a joke or a meme from paranoids. It's policy.

>>85622329
It's because they're cheap, low-effort laughs that don't take much talent to write or deliver.

Writing organic humor and comedy is hard. Finding actors with the skill, physicality, and timing to make it work is even harder. Quips, on the other hand, flippant, absurdist dialogue thrown in no matter how inappropriate or out of character, well, a nutless monkey could do that job.

>>85630838
go back to /pol/ dipshit

>>85625566
How does she fit that disgusting hair into the helmet?

>>85625086
Wow, Raimi wrote this?!

>>85624693
>guy promises to make a shitty city good again
>people show up with weapons and threaten him
>guy is supposed to be the bad guy?

>>85632571
Marvel = Raw
DC= Smackdown

>>85634088

black girl magic

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>>85625561
If you want to get REAL technical about it, you could argue that since Africa as a continent, has more diversity in Y-DNA haplogroups then Europe (it's a bigger continent, after all, and was inhabited longer) hiring an all-African cast could be more diverse then an all-European cast, but that would also mean giving far too much credit to the idiot who wrote the article. And since cast is mostly played by African-Americans anyways, they mostly belong to the same West African haplogroup, therefore having the same effect on actual diversity of the cast as the cast of Avengers.

>>85628090
True. I think the real thing is having someone from CNN come in and write the foreword. I don't have a problem with people have biases in the news, but CNN has proven time and time again that they're willing to distort the truth and flat out lie in order to present an anti-Trump narrative. Honestly, I almost feel like the government should step in and force them to run disclaimers saying stuff like "this isn't the real news."

>>85625566
Check out the new Power Girl

>>85624492
How did he win if he is brainless.
Also aren't they insulting hillary by implying that she was beat by a brainless buffoon?

>>85634360
Get your autism in check anon.

>>85622329
Because they're realistic. Real life is totally absurd people don't make epic speeches to get through tough times like a bunch of euphoric gaylords we just crack jokes with our fellow man.

>>85636194
This. "Quips" are literally the humor you experience in your daily lives when hanging out with friends and shit

>>85636194
From Battlestar Galactica, a grimmer, grittier, darker show you'd be hard-pressed to find:

https://youtu.be/6545CxoqCW4

That's gallows humor, motherfuckers. It works BECAUSE the situation is grim. What the MCU does can never feel like that because all the events that are happening are so fucking weightless.

What makes it even worse is that whenever it's time to be all serious, oh man, are they ever fucking serious, because how else would the brainless plebs in the audience know to stop laughing? That will last just long enough for a shallow emotional appeal, then it's rigjt back into quip mode, because this is fucking Disney we're talking about here, the "Imagineers" so creatively bankrupt that they're just live-action plagiarizing themselves at this point. The MCU movies aren't comic book movies, they're cynical reskins of the worst Pixar has to offer.

Just remind me of why being funny is a bad thing in a movie based on comic books?

>>85634150
kek

>>85623434

Trump is watchmen desu

Sanders & shill dog could be either or dc/marvel

>>85638705
Mainly because even the comics understand comedy better than the MCU.

>>85622329
This is a really kino image. I'm saving it, and will probably vector it to make it not look like shit anymore.

Because people remember them and quote them and therefore more people become aware of the movie. Being quotable is something every action movie attempts to do.

>>85634665
Americlaps are at least four time more stupid

>more falseflag threads
We need to ban disneyshills on sight

>>85623434
But Wonder Woman is destroying marlel in the US and marlel actors shilled for hillary