RANK NOLAN!

Memento, as basically every film ever directed by Christopher Nolan, is basically an outrageous and mean spirited attempt at murdering cinema as an art form. The classic example of a film that panders to this memetic MTV generation teens who have never touched real cinema getting triggered and mistakenly considering it a film instead of a flick.

In reality is merely a futile exercise in style filled with 101 screenwriting techniques and thriller/film noir cliches making it no more authentic than your average Michael Bay flick.

But still, liking Transformers 4 is not as bad as liking Memento. Because honestly, if you like Michael Bay you are a bad person, but liking pretend inauthentic cinema makes you a criminal supporting cinema murderers and means that you should be wiped off this planet as sooner as possible, to avoid further damages to the human species as a whole

>>85620048
uhhhhhh

dark knight
memento
dunkirk
inception
dark knight rises

havent seen anything else

Memento >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The prestige/Dark Knight/Batman Begins/Interstellar/Inception/Dunkirk > The Dark Knight Rises.

Nolan is a mediocre director with one standout.

>>85620079
You're retarded and you don't even know it.

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>>85620048

1. Dark Knight

2. Inception

3. Memento

4. Prestige

5. Dunkirk

6 Batman Begins

7. Interstellar

8. The Dark Knight Rises

9. The Following

10. Insomnia

>>85621283
11. Doodlebug. Predicable shit.

Dunkirk is easily is best movie, maybe second only to Memento. The rest are ok

>>85620250
Yeah, inception is just like every other movie. doesn't stand out at all. Shithead

1. I

2. Don't

3. Like

4. Nolan's

5. Movies

6. Except,

7. Really,

8. For

9. The Prestige

>>85620079
>MTV generation teens

Most people who like Nolan barely remember MTV.

1. Inception
2. Dark Knight
3. Dunkirk
4. Interstellar
5. Memento
6. DKR
7. Batman Begins

1. Memento
2. The Dark Knight
3. Inception
4. Dunkirk
5. Interstellar
6. The Prestige
7. Batman Begins
8. Following
9. The Dark Knight Rises
10. Insomnia

>>85620048
1. Inception
>DUDE EXPOSITION FOR 3 HOURS LMAO

2. Memento
>"It all makes sense logistically, who cares if it's entertaining or compelling haha"

3. Batman Begins
>"I MAKE CAPESHIT NOW LMAO but I only ever refer to Batman as 'Bruce' in the script because it alllows me to pretend that I've not sold out and started making movies for manchildren"

4. The Dark Knight Rises
>"I'm sure one take of this big crowd scene will do. Fuck I'll compare it A Tale of Two Cities in interviews; my teenage internet autists will defend anything LMAO"

5. Interstellar
>get criticised for being a robotic unemotional autist
>"I'll show them!"
>goes full Spielberg schmaltz
>LOVE LMAO

6. Dunkirk
>haven't seen it

7. The Dark Knight
>"I'll kill off my protagonist's love interest. That'll be his motivation. Haven't done that before LMAO"

8. The Prestige
>"'Are you watching closely?' It's meta yah get it? It's a trick within a trick. Hey that gives me an idea for my next movie. I'm going to start writing immediately; let's see, 'there once was a man with a dead wife'"

9. Insomnia
>Aptly named because this movie is a fucking cure for it LEL.

not seen: Following
>Who has? LMAO.

1. Memento
2. Dunkirk
3. Insomnia
[cut off point for anything I would be willing to rewatch]
4. Inception
5. The Prestige
6. The Dark Knight
7. Following
8. Batman Begins
9. Interstellar
10. The Dark Knight Rises

i expect this to be a really popular ranking. plane scene obviously unrankable.

dunkino
inception
following
interstellar
dark knight
barman begins
prestige
dark knight rises

not viddy'd: insomnia

>>85620048
> 4.TDKR

you're a fucking pleb bro

Interstellar is my fave

>>85620048
>>85623569

interesting that except for these two idiots the one thing most people's lists have in common is TDKR somewhere near the bottom

it really is a long, terrible, boring movie

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>all these plebians ranking batman begins so low

>>85625315

Insomnia is the more auspicious underranking. No gimmick, spectacle, or sci-fi elements I guess. Memento and Insomnia are like a completely different filmmaker, they're Nolan's only movies that are uncategorically for grown-ups. They're his only two R-rated movies.

After Insomnia Nolan was going to do a Howard Hughes biopic, but because of The Aviator he moved on to Batman Begins. Interesting to think that he could've ended up with the career of someone like pre-Skyfall Sam Mendes, instead of becoming God to teenage boys.

memento>batman begins>the dark knight>inception>the dark knight rises>interstellar

havent seen the others

I hope those who claim to like this guy are juveniles. His movies are so childish.

>>85620048

Memento > Dunkirk > inception > Prestige >> Batman Begins = Interstellar > TDK > Insomnia >> TDKR >> Following

>>85620048
Every time Nolan makes a movie his old movies look total shit.

Why is this? Inception looks like so much shit to me now, and I loved it when came out.

I saw Memento today, it was good but way overrated by you guys

Dunkirk > Dark Knight > Memento > Interstellar > Inception

Haven't seen the rest

>>85620079
this but unironically

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>>85625088
TDKR is his one film that is a chore to watch. Also the action setpeices do not work, when he shown he can do that in Inception and other films.

Compare this (which is hardly one of the big set piece action sequences) to TDKR. feels like someone else did it.

Dunkirk
The Prestige
Memento
The Dark Knight
Inception
Insomnia
Batman Begins
TDKR

POWER GAP

Interstellar

>mfw other anons rank the prestige relativemy high

for what I've seen

1. the prestige
2. Dunkirk
3. Batman begins
4. the dark knight
5. inception
6. dark knight rises (#1 for memes tho)

>>85625088
for you

>>85620048
Prestige>Inception>TDK>Interstellar>Dunkirk>Batman Begins>TDKR
Haven't seen Memento, Insomnia or Following

>>85626487
Actually swap Dunkirk and Interstellar, my bad

1) Inception

2) The Dark Knight Rises

3) Interstellar

4) The Dark Knight

5) Batman Begins

Haven't seen anything else.

The prestige was number 1 desu