>tfw you find out a successful actor is younger than you

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>tfw you find out a failing actress has billionaire parents

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I was having a sober and introspective moment (it's scary, I don't recommend it) and I realized the problem I have with the new Star Wars films may have something to do with that.

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>there are actors younger than you who have already made 10x more than you will in your lifetime

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>>85619750
>run into kid you used to bully years ago in high school
>he's the one who recognizes you
>not a kid anymore - clearly successful, but humble and doesn't brag
>"so what about you, anon?"
>mfw

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>>85619823
>tfw you find out a beautiful successful actress has billionaire parents

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>kids born in the 2000s have already had sex
>you're still a khv

>dad talking about margot robbie
>going on about how even though she comes from a successful family she's gone and made something for herself
>clearly impressed with everything she's achieved
>she's 1 year older than me
>stay quiet and try not to remind him that i'm in the room

>>85619750
The logic of this has always been retarded.

>"Oh no, im gonna kill myself because I'm older than kid actors"

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>tfw you find out a previously successful actor now has less money than you

>>85619750

Mozart was SIX when he wrote his first concerto. You are already a failure.

Oh no, glorified prostitutes have more money than me.

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>>85619750

>>85619750
Reminder the youngest MOH recipient joined the Marine Corps at 14 and received his award at 17

>>85620496
>high schoolers are slaying prime 15 year old pussy
And I'm a 23 year old virgin

>24 almost 25

put a bullet in me

>>85622312
Most of the people who join the Jewish Cannon Fodder Cuck Corps are mentally 14 anyway.

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>there people born after 2000 that are more successful than you'll ever be

>if you, John Boyega and Daisy Ridley had a "who is the oldest" content, you would win

>>85623509
did you guys even go to high school? the hot high school girls never get with any high school dudes, they're all with some older guy or they just fuck random guys from some other school for drugs

>>85623897
Yeah lots of seniors were fucking freshman girls. Some even got in legal trouble. I pleasures myself to them though.

>Citizen Kane written, directed and starring 25 yr old Oron Welles
>Evil Dead directed by 22 year old Sam Raimi
>El Mariachi directed by 23 year old Robert Rodriguez on a 7,000 dollar budget
>Jaws 27 year old Steven Spielberg

And what are you doing with your life anon, shitposting?

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>>85620496
DELETE THIS

>>85623509
Bruce Campbell lost his virginity at 23
Just be you're self

>>85624357
Those movies all suck.

>>85624916

The only questionable one is El Mariachi which was made by a 23 yr old in Mexico with hardly any money, and all of those directors became rich, famous and successful.

>Kid you knew in High School who was a loser and looked like he was going nowhere in life is now a millionaire CEO posting about his Lambos and Ferraris on social media while you're still on a chinese quilting telegram station

>>85619750

I remember at one point I read an article about Jennifer Lawrence winning an Oscar at 23 or something.

>"Oh, well, I'm only a few years older than her and I've got half of a college degree and do tech support, so I guess I'm on track haha."

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>tfw you find out all your friends have nice lives with girlfriends, college, jobs, and cars
>tfw you just sit around talking about movies and television shows no one cares about

>>85619750
I'm 27 and am just reaching that point in my life where there's a sizeable amount of successful people that are younger than me.

It's not so bad though as I'm doing pretty well for myself, but it's still a thing I notice more and more these days and it seems to be the first stage of experiencing being old.

Never too late to start anon
Ugly fucks can make it in Hollywood too, just bee urself anon

>>85625337
Yeah if you think like that though you will go insane. I've got friends with houses and shit and I'm 24 and done fuck all. Just gotta work on yourself and not get jealous

I have it the worst
>Younger sister is going to Hollywood
>I'm still a NEET

>>85626665

She faces a shit load of tough competition.

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>>85625256
that's a good feel anon
you're the lucky one

>there are people on YouTube who make more in one year than I have in my entire life

Eh, whatchagonnado.

>>85623509
Honestly this >>85624784 tons of people I know didn't get any till the early or mid-20s and then turned into girl magnets the moment they did. It's like a 100% of the shots you don't take don't go in type thing.

>>85626665
>have two kids
>daughter is sexually servicing jews for non speaking roles on tv shows
>son stays at home all day on computer

I'd be more embarrassed about my daughter

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>>85619823
>tfw you find out a mediocre comedian has billionaire parents

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>>85620331
>you run into a kid who used to bully you years ago in high school
>he's the one who recognizes you
>clearly successful because you've been stalking his girlfriend on facebook
"so what about you anon"
>mfw

>>85620496
why not just get a hug and a kiss ya dingus

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>run into kid who used to bully you
>his brother OD'd and father drank himself to death
>see him while entering a concert
>offering to sing and dance for people in exchange for money

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>Kid was generally nice in high school as far as you could tell but you two only interacted once and he was being kind of a dick so you irrationally hate him
>Popular, good with girls, got a football scholarship
>Learn that he hung himself in a public park over a girl a few years ago

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>Realize that you're no longer who filmmakers pander to
>The next generation of actors are all younger than you are

>>85620331
>>85627027

>tfw Bully turned out to be an even bigger loser than you are, short, ugly and a cuckold.
>Still doesn't help you because you're also still a loser

>>85619823
>66
Million?

>>85627013
>not listening to podcasts where he jokes about it all the time
You goofed

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>>85628842
GORILLIAN!!!!!!!!!!

>anya-taylor joy is one month younger than me
>both from Miami

I could have had a ayy gf or friend

>>85628977
Yep, good thing sexuality compatibility is based on date of birth alone
Also I thought she was an Argie

>>85626665
Tell her to suck jewish dick if she wants to succeed

>>85619750
I went to highschool with my current boss...he is younger than me...

>tfw young kid you used to know sold his company for $10M and has been living as a NEET for last 6 months

>>85630359

fucking lucky

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>tfw you found out an actor eats more carrots than you

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>>85619750
>Bella Thorne
>Miley Cyrus
>Cara Delevingne
>Daisy Ridley
Are all younger than you, Taylor Swift and Emma Watson
>Chloe Moretz is 5 years your junior with infinity times more wrinkles
>Logan Paul is 3 years your junior with 20% less hair
Wew lad, what a time to be alive