you faggots made me waste almost 2 hrs of my life, this shit

>watches cartoons
>complains that it's childish

>>85613578
used to happen to me all the time. tv made me watch drive, castaway on the moon and a lot of other literally shit movies

Happens when you movie is the BEST SELLER in a country like Japan.

>>85613578
I give it a solid 8/10.

>>85613578
I was on the fence about watching it.
Luckily I showed some online friends who arent total failures in life the synopsis and they gave me their their answer on whether or not I should watch it. NO

>>85613578
Why didn't one of them look at a calendar?

Anime is shit.

hating the instagram inspirational aesthetic that's becoming increasingly popular in anime

>>85614060
>instagram inspirational aesthetic
Explain, child.

it was pretty good, 8-9/10 better than capeshit. First it was a bit clichée but then the time-shift aspect made it interesting in the middle

It's a fine and uplifting story with some fantastic animation in certain scenes. It's easy to see how it's made so much money and how it's compared to Miyazaki.

Is this anything like Whisper of the Heart or The Ocean Waves?

>>85613840
Who the fuck looks at calendars this day and age?

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I actually just finished it too, and anyone talking about how it's "childish" or "for manchildren" or a "cartoon" has either not watched it and is judging it purely based on it being anime or animation, or is just incredibly deeply indoctrinated against anime/animation. If you are avoiding the movie just because "huh well it must be a cartoon for kids" then you couldn't be more mistaken.

This movie is absolutely kino, and even Western critics who don't normally watch anime (and may even be biased against it) almost universally agree. It's also one of the best looking anime and animation movies ever made, the production quality and attention to detail are insane.

The plot holes are the only real problem, but I'm sure Shinkai was aware of them and just decided to ignore them.

>>85614343
I guess it's a little similar to Whisper, but Shinkai's style is very different from Ghibli/Miyazaki. It's very modern and "anime" by comparison.

>>85614429
Ok, why didn't they look at anything with a fucking date on it?

>>85614582
Who consciously seeks out the year when looking at the date of something? The present year is a given. Even if you see something that said 2015 or whatever, you'll just think it's just something old, some future event, or a misprint.

>>85614665
The leaps and bounds you will go to defend this SHITTY movie. Do you now how many fucking things will have the date on it? Cellphones, blackboards, news reports, RECEIPTS have the fucking year on it.

THE MOVIE FALLS TOTALLY APART! IT IS FUCKING RETARDED!

>>85614718
You are exaggerating and being hysterical.

No one actually from this board told you to watch it
Only low IQ /v/edditors that watch game of thrones, capeshit, flavor of the month horror movies and trendy upvote approved 80 actions flicks told you

>>85614753
>and being hysterical
so?
>exaggerating
not really. the movie's premise falls apart under the least bit of scrutiny. Anything with a date on it would have instantly revealed the shaky ass "mystery".

>>85614772
You are just biased against it because it's anime, without even knowing anything about it. Then you try to justify it with this bogeyman nonsense about redditors.

>>85614795
It's obviously a plot hole and it's obviously something that Shinkai noticed and decided to handwave. You are exaggerating its importance and being hysterical.

>>85614718
I've never owned an iPhone, but my android does not display the year anywhere, even in the calendar. I don't know what exactly you mean by blackboards but that sounds like someone has to consciously by choice write it down, which varies person by person.
I'm checking the CNN stream right now, there's no year listed anywhere. Receipts do frequently have the year printed on it, but I haven't paid attention to that portion in a long time, and that's assuming they even keep or look at receipts

>>85614861
No, it's not important; it just makes the movie a silly stupid thing for children.

>>85614915
It's a plot hole. There are plot holes in live action movies, live action shows, books, games... it has nothing to do with being for children.

What's actually going on here after all is that you are biased against it because it's anime and now you're just trying to somehow justify it.

>>85614956
ANd those live-action shows are shit too. We are talking about this movie ITT, excuse me for pointing out a giant GIANT flaw in it.

>>85615003
No, a plot hole does not automatically make something shit. You are making excuses.

>>85615025
>No, a plot hole does not automatically make something shit.
It certainly does in the case of Your Name! Here is why: The entire premise hinges on it.

>>85615003
>a giant GIANT flaw in it.
That's not really a flaw. I haven't seen the year listed anywhere in a long time besides on 4chan posts. If I saw something listed as 2015, I'd just dismiss it as an old poster or old article. Imagine bodyswapping with someone. The last thing you'd do is hunt for the exact date.

>>85615074
they bodyswapped over the course of several months. They didn't realize they were in a different year ONE TIME?!

It is a giant flaw and completely pisses all over the movie.

>>85615041
It's an acceptable plot hole, and as the other anon suggested it could even not be a plot hole, because there is a small possibility that neither of them happened to register the current year.

You are making excuses because it's anime and you are biased against it for that reason.

>>85615120
Yes? They don't swap every day for several months. They swap periodically for one day at a time over a long period of time. It's really not that far fetched.

>>85615154
>It's an acceptable plot hole,
Not really.
>You are making excuses because it's anime and you are biased against it for that reason.
You are making assumptions because you are biased itself. Just accept that the plot hole ruins the movie. Good design, great music, TERRIBLE STORY

starts off as light hearted and comfy and goes full blown donnie darko/nolan retardation by the end.

>>85615206
Excuses excuses. It is an utterly contrived situation that neither of them would realize they time traveled as well as body swapped.

>>85615207
You are making it VERY obvious that you are biased. You call it shit, claim it's for children, and claim that any plot hole will make anything shit. You are just looking for some reason to dismiss it. If it didn't have this plot hole you'd just think of something else.

>>85613578
Why are there so many threads shitposting this movie lately? Did one person just get really butthurt by it? I've never seen threads about this movie until the other day.

>>85615269
Fact is that this movie has a very big plothole and it ruins the entire story. Whether or not I like anime has nothing to do with it.

>>85615246
>one gets swept into a backwater town with access to nothing
>the other gets swept into a bustling city where she's swamped with shit she has to do
>both are just dumb confused kids
>WHY DIDN'T THEY LOOK AT THE DATE
fucking stupid

>>85614582
Because it was a dreamlike experience, and when you're in a dream you don't act rationally.

>>85615299
any thread that's not celebrities twitter or capeshit is an improvement to the board

>>85615331
It doesn't ruin the story let alone the entire movie, and your opposition to anime has everything to do with this.

>>85615299
Blu ray released

>>85615338
Oh look, more excuses. Hey, look, it's a different year! Hey this newspaper I glanced at has a different year on it! Hey, why are the Olympics playing on TV when it's not an Olympic year? Hey why is it election season when its not an election year? Hey...

>>85615365
>It doesn't ruin the story
It totally does.

>>85615365

stop feeding the troll he's just being a faggot

>>85615331
>dreams are a massive theme throughout the movie
>their time in each other's bodies was described as being like in a dream
>why don't they remember the date???

Is this the extent of /tv/ criticism?

Anyone praising this trash knows nothing about cinema

remember this OP

>>85615452
Anyone who thinks this is trash doesn't know anything about cinema.

>>85615401
>dumb japanese kids paying attention to olympics or politics
I think you've lost touch on what kids do

>childish as fuck
Well, that's anime for you. There are very few exceptions —and I ain't talking about Miyzaki.

>>85615439

Yes. If you like thing you find one thing you liked about it and keep harping on about that one thing if anyone challenges you, as if it's the only criteria. If you don't like thing, just do the same thing but with one minor issue you had with it.

>>85615490
I think you've lost touch with good storytelling.

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>>85613578
>your name
My name is not important. What's important is what i am going to do.

https://blog.sakugabooru.com/2017/07/28/kimi-no-na-wa-your-name-production-notes/

>>85613665
>Castaway on the moon was bad

WRONG

>>85615518
>good storytelling is having kids behaving as adults instead of kids
I think you've lost touch on what good storytelling is.

>>85615518

>still acting like a plothole ruins a story especially when it's fantasy

you know how i know you have autism?

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>>85615479
Your favorite movies are on picture related

You know nothing about cinema or art. All your other posts in this thread show your complete lack of cinematic IQ as well. You have the sensibilities of a redditor

>>85615505
It isn't childish and isn't aimed at children either. You are just taking him at his word because it's anime and of course you "know" it must therefore be childish.

>>85613598
Why is it always fpbp? Is it because they got in before the memeing started.

Try watching The Garden of Words if you like the genre of slice of life anime :)

>>85615582
>You know nothing about cinema or art.
I do. You don't.

>You have the sensibilities of a redditor
Bogeyman nonsense. This movie has nothing to do with reddit. It's a Japanese movie, made for Japanese audiences, chiefly successful in Japan.

Like so many others you are just against it because it's anime, and that's it.

>>85613840

If only the movie had some excuse like fuzzy memories and dreamlike logic. Hmmm

Is it better than 5 centimeters per second or Place promised in our early days?

>>85615554
>>85615565
I thin you've lost touch with not being butthurt.

>>85615588
>you "know" it must therefore be childish
Yes, that's the power of anime for you.

>>85615582
Try this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sight_%26_Sound_Top_50_Greatest_Films_of_All_Time

>>85615701
I used quotes for a reason. You don't actually know, you just "know." You are just assuming things based on your bias against anime.

>>85615658
>Your favorite movies are on picture related
>did not deny this
There you have it lurkers. This is the mind of the anti-art plebeian that has come to this art board in the last few years

A gob of spit, the ones who destroy board landscapes with their complete and utter lack of cinematic knowledge

>>85615676

>accusing of samefag for posts literally 5 seconds apart

you know how i know you're a dumb faggot?

>>85615752
>did not deny this
I didn't address it in any way because there's no reason why I would or should.

>This is the mind of the anti-art plebeian that has come to this art board in the last few years
I am pro-art, you are anti-art. I am familiar with cinema, you are not.

>>85615772
>>accusing of samefag
Lol I did no such thing. Enjoy your shit storytelling.

>>85615801

stupid phone poster normie newfag go back

>>85615662
yes, both of those were shit

garden of words and your name are the only two shinkai movies you should watch

>>85615829
>phone poster
Wrong.

>>85615662
It blows them out of the water, especially the latter.

>>85615401
the bodyswaping messed with their time and space perception and made their brains mute details, like dates, that would break reality

the same way the brain tries to reconstruct reality when faced with an optical illusion for example

there, problem solved

>>85615865

>actually denying it even though we both know it's true

pure cancer and there's nothing i can do to stop you

>>85615876
It just occured to me that the way the diary vanished from the phone suggests that real life logic is not entirely applicable here.

>>85615748
Be quiet, kid. Do you know how I developed my """biases"""? Through watching anime. I'm """assuming""" things because I've seen a shit-tonne of anime already, and I know that most of it is childish shite that can't hold a candle to cinema. You're on 4chan, son, so why don't you let go of your """bias""" towards those who dislike anime, and begin to """assume""" that most of us outgrew our weeb phase? I've been there, and I've moved on. You'll feel the same way on your eighteenth birthday.

>>85615945
Lol wow do I need to take a picture of myself on my computer for you?

Is this the same guy who did Garden of Words? That shit is beautiful.

>>85616074
>kid
I'm older than you.

>I'm """assuming""" things because I've seen a shit-tonne of anime already, and I know that most of it is childish shite that can't hold a candle to cinema.
You are obviously lying.

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>>85615945
>>85616075
Congratulations you found someone more autistic than you.

>watches cartoons as an adult
>watches cartoons that aren't in a language he's fluent in

>>85616280
See >>85614563

This is exactly what I was talking about.

>>85616213
>a Mac

Kill yourself.

>>85616312
I have a PC too and I will gladly murder you first.

>>85616301
>reading a paragraph of unadulterated autism about Japanese drawings
Anime is gay and you know it

>>85615546
do people actually laugh at those jokes? are you fucking retarded?

>>85616213

>outing yourself as a normie this hard

okfag

>>85616361
Right, of course. Must be "autism." Everyone who don't shit on the movie, like 98% of critics who watched it, must be "autistic." The people who propelled it to the 4th highest grossing movie of all time in Japan and the 7th highest grossing 2D animated movie of all time must be "autistic." It's always some bogeyman or another.

>>85616457
anime is still gay

The only issue I had with it was that the pacing fell apart a couple times. It started off alright and then stumbled through its second act and then the third act fell to pieces. The third act could have been tremendous . . . oh wait I thought this was the movie about the deaf girl.

This one was alright I'm trying to think of what stood out the most. This movie was pretty nice compared to some others I've seen. Unique premise, characters weren't completely one dimensional, executed well. Maybe that was just a nice evening but that movie was alright.

>>85614563
>This movie is absolutely kino
The perfect confluence of stereotypical nerdy plebshit, it's the average /v/ poster, relatively new to the site, who goes to all the big boards on the site and shits them all up equally with his narrow knowledge and experience with various artistic mediums. He knows mainstream video games, he knows mainstream anime, he knows mainstream cartoons (especially those from the 90s and early 00s), and he knows only the biggest comic book characters. And he feels marginalized by society because of how much of a shut in he is, so he'll have the most shallow /pol/ opinions and tastes. He'll prattle on endlessly about cucks and interracial porn, but he isn't informed or even cares about international political issues and happenings. It's just a slight veneer of racism and misogyny and the rejection of anything that could be considered "degenerate."

And the cross poster signals all of this to his other cross posters with the word "kino." It's like those hobo chalk signs. You slap it on a thread so other cross posters know it's safe to come out of the woodwork.

>>85616167
Uh huh. Yes, yes, I'm obviously lying because there's absolutely no way I've wasted hundreds of hours watching shitty cartoons during my teenage years, and a couple dozen on the occasional film or show since then. Unfortunately I have. It's time for you to grow up.

>>85616521
>All those words to say nothing

>>85616502
Complete nonsense.

>>85616521
You are irrationally biased against anime and have no idea what you are talking about.

>>85616528
Yes, you are lying. If you spent so much time watching anime then you'd know perfectly well what the truth is and why it's ludicrous to dismiss Your Name as a "cartoon" whose fans need to "grow up."

>>85616597
You can call it whatever you like, but anime is still gay

>>85616629
Are you twelve years old?

>>85614718
lmao only receipts have the date printed on them and people rarely even take their receipts.

How often do you even ask people what year it is anon? I actually go out of my way to make sure I'm in the timeline I'm familiar with regularly asking strangers what year it is and who the president is.

>>85616562
If you are not equipped to see through my suit of garbage then you are not qualified to talk to me in the first place. I am /tv/, both as the central metaphor of this post and in a much broader sense. The very fact that there are literal video game players on this board spamming "kino this" and "kino that" and you are complicit in that makes you unfit to post on this board.

Become a meat grinder. Grind the meat with every post. No crosposters left alive.

>>85616645
no mr youknowit all i'm probably older than you

>>85616704
There is virtually no chance that that is true, considering your childish behavior.

>>85616670
>lmao only receipts have the date printed on them and people rarely even take their receipts.
Not even an, I don't know, WAITER AT A RESTAURANT?!

>>85616732
>acting superior on a website that's inherently severely autistic

>>85616787
Autism is a meme. From the perspective of 4chan it doesn't even exist. It's not real. It's made up.

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For fuck's sake, /tv/ really needs to get over its childish fear of anime

We can't discuss anything anime related on this board without autists sperging out and ruining the thread

>>85616768
yeah as a former wait staff no one is ever looking for the date. Eyes are looking immediately at the price and itemization so it's correct and then the tip if they paid with credit card after dropping it.

I'm still laughing at how this was the game breaker for you "WHY ISN'T ANYONE CHECKING THE YEAR? EVERYTHING ALWAYS SHOWS THE FULL DATE WITH YEAR! THERE'S NO WAY ANYONE WOULDN'T BE AWARE OF WHAT YEAR IT IS EVERYONE ALWAYS KNOWS WHAT YEAR IT IS."

That's where you fucked up anon everyone usually knows what year it is until they go to sleep and wake up in a strangers body. At least now you know that if you ever wake up in a strangers body you need to check the year immediately and try and memorize anything if you are in the future or remember everything you can if you are in the past.

>>85616960
It's ironic that 4chan has become the epicenter of the anti-anime movement despite being an anime/otaku site. Or is it that outsiders come here to wage their jihad against it because there is anonymity and practically no moderation?

>>85617020
>4chan
No, just /tv/
Almost every other board on the site is fine with anime

>>85617066
/tv/ is the worst, but other boards have the problem too.

>>85615661
You mean shitty excuses?

>>85616960
Why should we bend over for you new users that joined the site in the 2010s(mainly after 2014 when this board went mainstream with your kind) and are still playing catch up?

mind you I don't actually want you to answer as I know it won't be worth my time

>>85617666
4chan was an anime site from the start.

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>>85617713
/tv/ was made in 2006/7 which was 3ish years after moot decided to open up to a bigger audience. Also don't act like you've been here that long when even the ones who have and post on /a/ don't believe what you're pushing.

>>85617800
/tv/ is a board on 4chan, not a separate site, and /a/ doesn't like anime so of course they would not support me.

Gave me a body swapping fetish

>>85617830
/tv/ is a board on 4chan that was made for live action after moot decided to pander to people outside of anime that did not want to discuss live action television or film on /b/. again do not act like you've been here that long when even the ones who have and post on /a/ don't believe what you're pushing.

>>85617995
4chan is an anime site that also includes boards for non-anime topics. This same system can be routinely seen on forums too. But since you grew up with social media and reddit you don't know how this stuff works.

>again do not act like you've been here that long when even the ones who have and post on /a/ don't believe what you're pushing.
Why are you repeating yourself? I just addressed this.

>don't wanna waste time
>watch weeb shit
????

>>85618055
By your 2010s child playing catch up logic this board should be deleted/never made as it serves no purpose(besides making you feel like you're back on /r/anime) since /b/ is still a board
And once again do not act like you've been here that long when even the ones who have and post on /a/ don't believe what you're pushing

If you want to play the reddit game make sure you can actually name things from /tv/ before the invasion that you wouldn't be able to read on ED

>>85613665
>drive is shit
literally a pleb kys

>>85618121
Actually I just saw >>85602396 and your posts in it. I've realized you're the pretender that doesn't actually even know a thing about anime beyond a surface level and replies to every post.

By default I've won

>>85618119
It's a Japanese movie. By definition it cannot be weeb.

>>85618121
>By your 2010s child playing catch up logic
I'm older than you and have been here longer than you.

>this board should be deleted/never made as it serves no purpose
The purpose of this board is film and TV discussion. 4chan is not exclusively about anime topics and doesn't pretend to be. If you go to a computer or car forum there's almost certainly subforums for things other than computers and cars.

>besides making you feel like you're back on /r/anime
Projection. You're the one who is accustomed to the way reddit works.

>And once again do not act like you've been here that long when even the ones who have and post on /a/ don't believe what you're pushing
Again I have addressed this.

>>85618186
Ok, point out which posts are mine and explain how they back up your accusations.

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>>85613598
FPBP

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>>85613578