If your dick get chopped off would you kill yourself?

No because with modern technology it's possible to have another one made from your thigh or something.

you can still become a fag

>Still have balls
>Still have gooch
>Still have rectum
>Still have prostate
>Still have earholes
You just gotta get creative, also what happens with all the piss and cum. Does that come out his bum like a girl?

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No. It's not like I'll use it for it's intended purpose.

you can learn to cum from other stimuli, like your prostate.

>>85610601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

I'd just get a prostetic with double the size.

>>85610601
>implying I have sex

>>85610601
Now, I would become a transgender model, have my own degenerate youtube channel and trash tv show. I would probably make millions until I OD in my early 40s.

You can get a penileplasty

>>85610762
Dont be a retard, only periods come out the bum.

I'd just get a girl to peg me, I see no problem here

>>85610601
I still have my dick and i might kill myself.

>>85610930
No the period is from the pee hole, babies and poos come out the poopee.

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well i'm not using it anyway so probably not

>>85610967
Don't do that!

>>85611823
Leave him alone.

How did they stop the bleeding?

Why didn't he die from blood loss or infection and how does he piss without dying again from blood loss and infection?

And why is their navy so utterly useless? I thought they were supposed to be good at sailing but they got btfo by 1 ship.

>>85611948
Not picking on him. I just take threats of suicide seriously. He needs to phone suicide prevention immediately if he's feeling like that.

https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

>>85612215
You're too good for this board anon

Well I've got a micro which is basically the same thing and I think about it every day.

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>>85610640

a dick with no dick nerves

might kys myself

>>85610601
No, I've never used it for anything other than peeing anyway.

Don't be dumb.

Maybe. But then I would spend eternity burning in hell instead of the kingdom of heaven.

>>85612215
Tried a suicide hotline once, I was just put automatically on hold

>>85612291
Become a man of the cloth and purge your mind from these thoughts.

>having a built in excuse for women to fawn over you and pity you
>killing myself

Uh, no thanks

>>85610601
that seems like a stupid reason to kill yourself