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How Dunkirk would be done by American directors.
>musical intro with horn trumpets and drums
>DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOOOOOO
>narration by the main character about how war is heroic beating the nazis was amazing
>"Those boys fought for liberdy n freedum, we are so prooud"
>Intro scene: extremely violent and unnecessary gory battle between British/French and Germans
>American actors are doing British accents
>OW MY BLOODY NOGGIN, GET THOSE BLOODY KRAUTS PIP PIP CHEERIO
>Germans are getting killed in every shot despite the opposite happening irl
>British Lieutenant with a massive mustache walks over the the decapitated German bodies
>WELL DONE LADS BUT BLOODY CENTRAL COMMAND HAS ORRDERED US TO FALL BACK
>"WHAT BLOODY TOSSAHS WE WERE KICKIN THEIR BUMS WE WERE!" a voice cries from the distance
>"NOW NOW LADS ITS HIS MAJESTY'S ARMY NOW LETS RETREAT!"
>Characters are walking next to eachother
>they all talk about their families and girlfriends back home
>ME N THE MISSES ARE GETTIN MARRIED WHEN WE GET BACK BY CHRISTMAS LADS
>(this extra with no name gets killed in an over-dramatic death scene at the end of the film)
>I JUST HATE HITLER SO MUCH LADS, HE'S GASSING THE JEWS AS WE SPEAK
>cue montage of jewish kids in camps being whipped by SS officers in gas masks with sad piano music
>final scene is RAF pilots blowing up German destroyers while they're eating biscuits and Rule Britannia
>in subtitles it says that it is the national anthem
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>>85599213
>making up things to get mad about
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>>85599251
isn't that /tv/ in a nutshell?
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Would watch
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done by brits
>fleeing cowards drowning for two hours
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*wins the battle of britain single handedly*
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kino
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>>85599213
>not posting the superior webm
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>women soldiers
>niggers
>trans actors
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>>85600439
lmao, is this a scene from Dunkirk?
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>>85600480
It was in the first trailer/teaser, but Nolan cut the full version of this guy from the film.
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>>85599213
pretty much
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>>85599213
>>85600439
What's next for his career?
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>>85599213
And by American you mean distinctly Hollywood and by Hollywood you mean...
One of the reasons Dunkirk is great because it isn't a political piece, which is something that """american""" producers just can't seem to avoid
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>frequent scenes in London HQ where Churchill is in conflict with a cowardly bunch of bureaucrats who want to abort the mission
>shot of big Ben and parliament with the text "London, England"
>movie ends with Hitler throwing his hat on the ground and jumping up and down on it
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>>85600576
Jackboots on whitehall was kino though.
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>>85599213
That actually sounds pretty fucken cool Op. I'd watch it.
Dunkirk remake when?
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>>85599213
You did quite well but neglected to include a scene with Churchill making an "inspirational" speech.
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>>85599213
You forgot the usual le evil screaming nazi general scene where he calls all of his troops to perform mass genocide.
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>A female nurse is one of the main characters, she falls in love with the MC
>MC flashbacks of pre-war life
>Tom Hardy explodes his plane along with the nazis in the final scene, with no survivors
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>Entire movie is an elaborate banepost
Unbelievable.
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>>85599213
>this butthurt about Americans
It's all true but man, you look dumber.
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>>85601157
At the end of the movie, Hitler crushes a map of northern France in his hands and mumbles "the jews will pay for this"
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An Australian stereotype who frequently says "bloody" and "crikey" in the RAF.
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>>85599213
An American gave us Beasts of No Nation. A film that wouldn't be allowed to exist without that streaming service Autistic Nolan hates.
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>>85599213
Tip top show old bean
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