>Villain is being choked >Dies in 10 seconds

>Female character sits on Villains face
>Suffocates to death almost immediately

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>>85599163
>this will never happen to u

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>villain gets choked to death underwater

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>Character is socially awkward
>Women speak to him

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>>85599137
>Movie doesn't go on for another 20 minutes depicting true-to-life death by suffocation

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>>85599137
>sex scene starts
>male character goes in raw, with no foreplay and no protection
>cums in 30 seconds
>female character orgasms at the same time

>>85599211
Yeah I just finished watching Morgan too. What a bunch of nothing

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>Someone makes a show where the protagonist actually points out all the silly tropes common in movies
>/tv/ realises they're not that funny

>>85599242
You only need 2 minutes if you put some effort into it.

>>85599221

>Character is socially awkward
>Played by Ryan Gosling

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>character is hit by an arrow in any random spot of his body
>dies immediately
>but if he's a main protagonist he's going to stand like nothing for a long time

both are wrong

>>85599137
>two characters wrestle to control knife
>one character overpowers the other, slowly plunging blade into abdomen
>other character dies, open-eyed with expression on face

>>85599287
LITERALLY WHAT is wrong this scenario???

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>James Bond ninja chops a henchman in the back of the head and he goes out cold
>Bond just leaves him there unconscious without putting him in any kind of recovery position, all but ensuring brain damage if the guy wakes up soon and brain death if he doesn't
>this is supposed to be Bond being merciful
At least he just shoots them in the newer movies, though I'd prefer it if every chest shot left them writing on the floor vomiting up the blood that is filling their perforated lungs as they drown in the stuff