>Comedian walks out with a guitar in his hands

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>>85598360
>he immediately smashes the guitar

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>>85598360
>ventriloquist walks out with a flute in his hands

wtf!
the tmblrfrog blinked at me!

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>man walks into a store
>shovel

DAE remember Stephen Lynch

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>>85598360

>comedian opens his mouth
>SO HOW ABOUT THAT DONALD TRUMP AMIRITE

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>after he's already supposed to have started performing, comedian spends inordinate amount of time carrying in objects from off-stage that look like comedy props
>five or ten minutes of confusion and silence broken only by his microphone banging around
>"Sorry about that, someone was blocking the fire exit with all that shit. Really dangerous."

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>comedian walks on stage with loaded gun