Who will Joe get for JRE #1000?
>>85596356
Howard Stern
duncan trussell, joey diaz, and DMT
An egg expert
>56 mins
just long enough to keep in character and not expose anything REAL
Greg "Opie" Hughes
>>85596356
Dr. E. Michael Jones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNWPYQjXSYA
Carlos Mencia
Donald J Trump
Trump
>>85596356
Deez Nutz
>>85596589
I saw Carlos Mencia on TV, I think it was last February. He stole a joke from Steven Wright. I couldn't believe he's still stealing jokes after all these years.
>>85596511
yeah, Jamie is doing his radio personality and he's basically just doing his show while Joe sits in lol
A.I.
Elon Musk/ The Zucc
Leno
>>85596356
Who cares? It's still just going to be him all coked out not letting his guest any words in...
>Jamie, bro, pull up that CRAZY video, dude
>Dude...
>Duuuude, this video is CRAZY bro
>Jamie, isn't this a fucking crazy ass video bro
>dude monkeys are nuts
>Broooooo, WHAT THE FUCK
>THAT'S CRAZY BRO
It's going to be Obama most likely.
That or a circlejerk with his little cult of friends " I woudnlt have wanted it any other way, this is what this show has always been about!"
alex jones and eddie bravo 8 hour outdoor episode hunting axolotl with kettlebells doing mushrooms
>>85596356
Guaranteed it will be another alex jones episode
It's going to be Bernie Sanders, it's like you guys don't remember how hard he was pushing for him initally.
Schaub and Rogan strap Eddie Bravo down in a chair, they get him high on DMT and mushrooms while explaining how the world is a sphere, Alex Jones makes an appearence and gets his 10th planet black belt in the process.
Should be his top 3 biggest guests ever. I want Alex Jones, black science man, and some random ass comedian to have a total shitshow of an episode that's like 7 hours long.
It should be a monologue, a final manafesto and he should end the show. He should retreat into the wkldernes and live out his life as a lonely philosopher
>>85597584
>Alex Jones and Neil Degrasse Tyson arguing for 7 hours about science while Joe increasingly desperately tries to calm them down
I want episode 1000 to be the camping trip he wants to go on with Obama. Just the two of them and the secret service in the middle of fucking woods in Idaho shooting it straight.
I actually wouldn't care about which president Rogan talks to. I just want to hear a president take off the politician hat and talk straight and give their uncensored opinion. They no longer have to give a fuck. I think it would be funny if you got Clinton there and asked him what he thought about being the last presidential horndog.
third time's the charm
>>85596356
The winner of mayweather McGregor
It's going to be the Opie & Anthony reunion, they are going to use Joe's show as middle ground and Joe will try to do marriage counseling.
No Jim Norton tho.
>>85597189
>thinking Joe has the pull to get Barack Obama on his dude weed lmao podcast
are rogancucks really this dumb?
>>85598447
Would either of those people have anything to say that's even remotely interesting?
Actually fuck it; have BOTH of them on and try to engage them in a discussion about their hobbies.
>>85598359
i think we went in on the second podcast so hard that the third would be tuff to top
>>85598549
he*
>>85598494
Obama and Carter are the two presidents that were "regular" people before they became politicians.
It's not a matter of pull, it's the fact they're probably the only ones grounded enough to cut loose and do something like show up on some popular podcast and do it without charging a $100,000 appearance fee.
He'll go back in time and do a podcast with his past self
>>85598494
Obama has done some podcasts already even some by people with podcasts way less popular than Joe's.
He was on Maron's one and that literal who Scott Aukerman.
>one of the best guests Joe has ever had
>tells engaging stories, has hilarious impressions, and doesn't shill his projects too much
>joe rogan doesn't dare interrupt him or go on rants about grizzly bears and chimp grip strength
>lasts under an hour
why does Rogan fuck everything up?
Obama or Alex Jones with no eddie bravo just going straight down deep rabbit hole
He hinted on Obama.
STOP SAYING OBAMA. HE CAN'T GET OBAMA ON YOU FUCKING DELUSIONAL LIBKEKS
>>85598593
which guest are you referring to
>>85598717
frog
>>85598717
ceara lynch
>>85596356
Connor McGregor
>>85598717
Nobody, because literally every episode is Rogan interrupting his guest to talk about monkeys or bears or some gay weed lmao shit for 3 hours
>>85598644
>>85598652
>mfw it's Alex Jones and Obama
>>85596356
Beetlejuice
>>85599124
what would happen if they sat down together thoguh? I honestly think Alex would walk back on most of his statements about him being a vampire pedophile.
>>85599124
as much as i would love that theres no way obama would agree to that
>>85596356
I hope Alex Jones again he was awesome last time
>>85596356
Who gives a shit?
>>85596356
I wouldn't mind the Coen brothers.
Tyson, Dubay, Bravo
Donald Trump
>>85596356
Someone shit like fighter and the kid or Brian Redban.
>>85596356
>Who will Joe get for JRE #1000?
Dude weed man lmao (pic related)
John Carmack
>>85596356
Hulk Hogan
screenshot this
>>85599902
>podcast is silent for a couple of minutes because they're both too stoned to talk
I hate Jaime Foxx. He just has this dirty nigger look to him and the he acts just reinforces it.
What is the best episode of the past 300 epis? Haven't listened in a while.
>>85599764
it might be the only thing that could unJUST him
>>85596356
Conor and Floyd
>>85598758
why can't she do regular porn?
>>85598582
>obama
>normal
How can somebody be this delusional? Not to mention that Obama recently got 400k for a speech.
He should get Trump. Alex Jones could help set this up.
>>85600063
He's so fucking full of himself. I hate people like that, that find a way to turn every conversation about shit they've done or interactions they've had. it's like they can't conceive of a world outside their own. and the worst is he puts on this fake humble act.
>>85596370
That would actually be pretty cool. It feels like as far as interviewers go, Joe is sort of the Howard for the next generation. I can't see Howard going out to La to do it, though.
Hillary Clinton
>>85600196
>Trump
this is the dumbest idea ever, why would he intentionally give the media 10000000 soundbites
Andy Kaufman
>>85600079
alex jones episodes maybe peterson are the best
>>85600079
oh and by far one of the best ones where joe is hostile check the crowder one. he gets all defensive and shit even aggressive. hilarious shit.
>>85598593
Why is that frog wearing prive revaux
>>85598593
>Joe: "Hey dude, do you prefer cats or dogs"
>Crowder: "Huh?"
>Joe: "Cats or dogs bro, pick one"
>Crowder: "Man, i'm not doing this again...."
>Joe: "Fucking pick one you little bitch"
>Crowder: "Dude i really don't care...."
>Joe: "ahh that's adorable, the little bitch can't pick one...."
>Crowder: "...fine dude....dogs"
>Joe: "WHAT!!! So you hate cats bro? You dumbass! Hey, Jamie bring up some stats about how people who hate cats are sociopaths.
>Jamie: "Googling now..........ok, found it"
>Joe: "nah bro, i'm too high to read it...zoom in.......yeh cool. reading Washington Post, a survey of 10 people determined that 36.5% of people who disliked cats also registered as sociopaths..."
>Crowder: "...well i didn't say i dislike cats for starters and i..."
>Joe: "SHUT UP FK FACE don't interrupt me, i'm just presenting facts"
*one hour later*
>Crowder: "dude, i really don't care"
>Joe: "you seem like you care a lot dude"
>>85596795
>well no because
>*brings the mic closer*
>every 10 years your cells in your body actually completely change.
>i was reading this article about how DMT can actually advance this process into only taking 6 years because your pineal gland- jaimie could you get that article up? yeah but its because your pineal glands can actually make your cells rejuvenate faster ... here we go
>*looks over at the screen*
>look at that ...
>yeah that chimp must be what? 400 pounds? jesus those things will tear you to shreds
>>85596795
>>85600501
>>85600517
I don't know if these were real or not but they sound like they could be from what I've seen of jre
Joe, STOP! He's black but it's fine
>>85600583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrL56-TZhQ0
>>85600501
>>85600517
>you know about the Haber method, right?
>there's a guy named Fritz Haber
>he figured out a way to, uh, extract nitrogen from the air
>>85597263
>hunting axolotl with kettlebells
>>85596356
JBP
>You know, it's so fascinating to me that human beings are still stuck in this cycle of creating peanut butter, creating jam, putting it between bread, eating it. Where did it come from, evolutionarily? What compels us to consume pastes made from just natural things and put it between slices of bread that we've churned out of grains? If we had to fight a gorilla right now we would get fucked up (Jaimie pull up gorillas fucking up peanut butter and jelly sandwiches) but we're at the top of the food chain anyway, creating these, these products out of the natural world that have become staples to us. And it's so crazy to me that we're allowed to make these things out of these substances, but weed, which is a COMPLEEEETELY natural substance, is off limits, sorry bitch can't make shit outta weed. It's insanity. It's utter insanity. Oh, yeah look at that. That gorilla is FUCKING SLAMMING that sandwich that is a monster son, that is a real live monster. I bet if you gave a gorilla weed it'd get the munchies like cray haha then it'd REALLY be begging for that peanut butter and banana sandwich, Jaimie pull up gorillas eating peanut butter.
JRE #1000: Mountain Lion, Bear, Wolf, Coyote & Redban
>>85598549
Not if you add in a third element, like some staunch post modernist for Peterson to wreck
>>85600469
thanks. will get some popcorn ready
>>85598842
Absolutely this
just in time for OJs,release, with bryan callen
>>85600369
>why would he intentionally give the media 10000000 soundbites
Because he's a retard that literally does that all the time.
Ben Garrison
Regg
>>85598652
source?
>>85596356
the answer is obvious:
OJ.
This guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ZL_3cDYsU
confront his friend bryan callen about being a globalist pedo fuck
>>85600885
audibly keked
have a (You), and a joe rogan toilet plant
>dude thats insane
>duuuude
>dude I read a study on this
>hey pull up that article that says weed advanced civilization
>dude
Did DUDE LMAO come from joe rogan?
>>85600603
im literally crying from laughing so hard
That Jamie Foxx podcast was so shit
An hour of Jamie talking about his gay Hollywood parties and dropping names
>>85601434
SO BIZZAAARE
It'll probably be the usual crew: Callen, Schaub, Diaz and Bravo.
>>85601465
If you throw the right trigger guest in there it would create the perfect storm. But not Alex Jones, we've seen this shit already
i made this same thread like a week ago and it got deleted
gonna shitpost whilst im here. Im 24 and possibly about to lose my virginity to this girl who invited me over. How do i go about initiating / asking her for sex. what are the steps i take. obviously i cant just ask her
ive been told im not bad looking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M
>>85601554
PULL THAT SHIT UP JAMIE
it's gonna be redban
>>85601537
Where are we supposed to discuss podcasts on 4chan?
>>85598592
Comedy Bang Bang is a bunch of people getting together and having fun though, Joe just tries to force some existential conversation on every single guest if they arent a specialist talking about their field for 90% of the episode.
>>85596356
Norm Macdonald.
>>85601460
He's a legit A-list actor. He can't go too off cuff. It will make headlines, he has to keep it safe.
>>85601537
Ayo bby, are you an antiquedor?
Cuz I got junk than hazn't been used n yearz
>>85600063
well hes a nigger soooo
its gonna be Young "Pull that shit up" Jaime
>>85598582
Obama would never go on his show. If if if if joe went off script he'd malfunction.
Probably some shitty comedian and writer.
some literally who hunter or outdoorsman
screencap this
>>85601537
After the first kiss it usually all goes smoothly without even saying a single word. Before that just talk to her and preferrably get physical contact.
>>85600885
I would pay to see redban locked in a room with those, he is fucking awful.
>>85599902
I'm going to see him today
>>85596356
Alex Jones and Cenk Uyger
Either them or O.J. Simpson
>>85603293
>Alex Jones and Cenk Uyger
Can't see that happening
>OJ
Or that
Probably McGregor or his first ever guest.
Or he might interview CustomGrow420
It's probably gonna be either someone like Duncan or a really famous person that he hasn't had on, jogan knows 1000 is hyped
>>85596356
buzz aldrin & eddie bravo
>>85600369
Trump could say that he loves to kill babies and it would drop off the news cycle in less than a week
He should go
I honestly think it'll be one of his shit usual guests or comedian friends. If it is, I'll be really pissed off. Everyone saying Obama will be it is delusional though, literally no sign of that being the case. If it were someone like McGregor, that would be cool, or a famous person that hasn't been on yet, also pretty good.
>>85596356
W Bush
>>85605293
That was me when stoned. That was also the reason I quit for good.
>>85598485
Would be ebic
>>85605293
But does Buzz Aldrin follow Buzz Aldrin on instagram?
>>85596356
Alex Jones and Hillary Clinton, or maybe Piers Morgan
>>85596356
Idris Elba
OJ
>>85603293
Who is this semen demon?
lexington steele and bryan callen's wife
some interchangeable UFC meathead buddy most likely
>It's true joe. All of it. 911, bigfoot, aliens are actually human mutants from the future, but they say they'll destroy us if we don't release the Chem trails. Oh and the deep state is run by a man who simultaneously acts as controlled opposition, I believe he goes by the name of Jones.
>>85605293
>check out buzz aldrin's instagram
what did he mean by this?
>>85606159
If you dont follow Aldrin on instagram than you dont know SHIT about space
>>85599977 (checked)
Two dubs and trips confirm
>>85597713
>while Joe increasingly feeds them weed and alcohol
fixed that for you
>>85598359
jordan peterson is a retard
>>85601363
bryan "trump threatened to imprison his political opponent during the debate" Callen is mentally challenged.
>>85602158
he really isnt an a-list actor
>>85599977
>>85601537
body language and naughty jokes
>>85606315
> lel edgy atheist post
Fuck off. Even as an atheist, I find his view of religion incredible fascinating.
>>85606047
pls
>>85596356
>>85596356
Jaime should be his 1000th guest desu
>>85606560
he is and he has been since collateral
>>85596384
he might as well just get a chicken for episode 1000
>>85606820
Whoa. So powerful. He could break you in two.
>>85600501
>/rightypol/ still assblasted that joe btfo their man 5 months ago
>>85596356
Sam Harris. They will spend five hours bashing Trump.
>>85600501
>>85601405
I hope to god that is shopped. It's fucking disgusting and the plumbers response is unbelievable.
>>85606692
>I find his view of religion incredible fascinating.
Those views aren't new or thought up by him. His entire argument is basically a very round about way of saying SJWs and post-modernism suck therefore we need need God.
>>85596356
He should just shoot the shit with Jamie.
>>85607990
S O R T
O
R
T
>>85606315
nah, he's actually absolutely right. you just have to think about proving shit enough to realize you can't without some sort of base that is always true. and that's God.
newsradio reunion
>>85596356
chapelle
>its a someone does not immediately worship weed on it being mentioned episode.
Podcast will end at 1000 screen-cap this
>>85606315
sort yourself out anon start by cleaning your room
It's Snoop Dogg, sorry to spoil the surprise
>>85609542
thats just objectively wrong
Donald Trump would be ideal but Joe hates him and Trump is of course too busy to do stuff like this so sadly not gonna happen
>>85607424
When a roided out dwarf is rambling about DMT and is obviously fucked up on something you generally just nod and agree and gtfo.
>>85596539
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON this is an underrated post
>>85598485
Can confirm.
>>85610352
sauce?
I have to watch this
>>85597650
>lonely philosopher
>philosopher
>joe rogan being able to come up with a single original thought in his life
I like how Foxx namedropped Bella Thorne in the same breath as J-Lo when talking about his endorsed sunglasses company
>>85612688
Twin Peaks
Slavoj Žižek confirmed for #1000 I heard.
Sam harris ;^)
It's going to be me guys, i hope you all enjoy it.
>>85610235
wow it took this fucking long.
>>85598494
The real question is who would want to listen to that nigger talk for an hour
>>85600301
I think Joe Rogan is like this generation's Larry King.
>>85609542
>>85609542
>you just have to think about proving shit enough to realize you can't without some sort of base that is always true
That truth is faith, faith is the sediment of reality, not god.
>>85596370
FPBP
IT'S BIGFOOT!!!! JOE HAS FOUND HIM AND WILL BE BRINGING HIM ON!!!! SCREENCAP THIS! HISTORY WILL BE MADE!!!
>>85596356
It would be special
>>85616389
no one likes this commie
>>85616511
SO MOTHERFUCKING HYPED HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
>>85617128
on the contrary he has a huge following, even among people who don't agree with his politics. he's got a good critical eye, a good presence, and a great sense of humor.
Farmaajo would spice things up.
Jamie Foxx was a great guest, I actually liked his stories and Joe wasnt interrupting him, shame it was under an hour
>ON THIS EPISODE OF JRE, WE FIND OUT WHO STILL GIVES A -FUCK- ABOUT BIGFOOT
>>85617313
hes a commie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8o9yXgm65U
>>85606315
fuck off autheist
>>85598758
i fap to her joi and cei vids all the time
>>85617604
he is a communist. he's also a voice on the left speaking out against the mainstream PC and immigration narratives, who "supported" Trump and someone who could respond to the topics guests like Sam Harris and Jordan Peterson have been bringing up.
its obvious at this point
>>85617624
No thanks. David Paulides does good work and he doesn't need to stoop down to talking to a mentally retarded, weed-obsessed manlet.
>>85617963
He's gonna force feed that poor boor toast with undercooked eggs and jalapenos.
>>85617963
Rogan woudln't be able to handle it, he would be too starstruck/intimidated by based Reviewbrah.
>>85617894
>>85617313
>>85616389
His lisp is unbearable.
>>85618588
>Now what you have in the case of 4chan is a macabro expression of ideology similar to Yugoslavia in the 1980s. If you have not heard of the lasting fashion, like pepe the scatological toad in which past visions of uber and undermen are sublated in a surreal manner, you are told to go to ray-did or tumbler because you aren't part of the tribe and commune and so on and so on. *sniff* There is an old East German joke in which an engineer gets sent to Siberia and he tells his friend beforehand that in his letters all that is true will be written with blue ink and all that is not with red and so in the first letter what is written on red is that how great the Gulag is and how they get new clothes and women and so on - in red ink. Only thin that is missing is blue ink. If we see this in the case of 4chan *sniff*, this is precisely the case. We have all the red ink we want - mehmehs, endless jokes and freudian ironies which go a long way to show us a creative and modern men. But there are no memes to show true pain, the truth of 4chan which is that it does not hate the Other, but rather, itself to the point of it unable to consider crippling solitude without turning it to a joke of having "no gf" or drawing a comic of two fellows you have here in the illustration. These men eat up ideology, shit ideology and make nonsensical machines out of ideology so that they don't see ideology, but an entertaining process of alienation and so on.
>>85618752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajr8qQcZWPo&t=1m35s
>>85596356
president donald j trump
>>85618956
"president" donald j trump
>>85600079
unironically Alex Jones
>>85618752
you just KNOW
>>85607990
Jordan is a meta-structuralist. He sees connections and patterns at the most fundamental level where others have yet to venture. His viewpoints comes not from some singular idea or breakthrough but the intricately interconnected narrative that he crafts about the meaning of existance and living a full life without regrets and lasting ignorance.
So if that's all you managed to glean from his entire body of work then frankly it seems to me that its just that kind of dismissive attitude that make people estranged and bitter and unable to improve themselves because their frame of reference is always that of oneself and oneself only.
>>85617827
Are her JOI videos emasculating, weird bullshit or normal dirty talk telling you when to stroke and when to stop?
Donald J Trump
>>85619412
she has variety. i usually like the ones where she pretends to be your older sister.
Sam Hyde
>>85606315
If he's talking about objective morality, he's right. Otherwise, this hack needs to stick to talking about underworlds and cleaning rooms.
>>85616389
that'd be incredible
>So you're saying everything we know about the world is a posteriori knowledge derived from our interpretation of sense data transmitted from noumena, and that the mind is a separate entity creating a dualistic reality where we can also uncover a priori truths?
>Wow... that's insane
>Did you see that video of a lion getting jacked by an eagle? Holy shit Jamie pull that up.
>>85620152
it'd be funny to have someone so over Joe's head on to talk.
Nick Land, Slavoj Zizek andEddie Bravofor ep 1000
Redpill overdose
>>85598494
Mark Maron got Obama during his time in the office, so Rogan can definitely make it work.
>>85596370
>>85600301
howard "the king of all jews" stern hates podcasts. he has said this much on his show, podcasters are literally holocausting listeners away from radio.
>>85623240
>some weeks there are more JRE episodes than Howard Stern broadcasts
When did Howard get so lazy?
Trump
>>85600501
Crowder is a fucking faggot but this is good memearrows all the same, friendo
>>85610352
/tv/ needs sound .webms, this scene with the JRE guitar theme over it would be perfect
>>85614430
uh uh uh uh uh uh uh
guarantee it's louis ck
Probably one of his buddies if not all of them.
Are you all retarded? it`s going to be the Mayweather Vs McGregor fight companion with all his buttbudies.
>>85606315
There's probably a god
>>85598758
that podcast made me mad because she was genuinely one of the best guests he ever had and he was obviously weirded out by her and wanted to get it over with
>>85625373
fight companion are separate you fucking retard