Nothing happens: the movie

You have to be white for it to resonate with you.

>>85595865
I am white, I love slow paced movies. I watch art movies. This was shit, there's no characterization. I don't care about any of the dipshits getting shot

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>oh look another anti-dunkirk post

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ETERNALLY BUTTHURT LMAO

>>85595844
>tv licenses for everyone
10/10 stay mad bongs

I'm Irish and even I was able to enjoy this movie. There was only about 5 minutes were I was thinking it was too sweet on itself.

This was one dimensional murder porn with simple moral dilemmas and people looking at the sky.

The technical part of the film was also a disgrace.

I was really looking forward to this movie, but it's not fit for broadcast television. Kenneth Branagh needs to hop in a grave and then roll over in it.

Ameritard: the thread. Wanted some more (((neo con))) patriotic movies? oh too bad...

>>85595896
I hate characterisation, it's for faggots and sailors

>>85595844
This isn't nearly as good as Hacksaw Ridge is it

great movie

>tfw no romance or lines so they bring in harry styles to have a nonzero female audience
>tfw i like harry styles now

Friend of gf said all the men in the movie were really sexy.

Mark Rylance was pretty based

should I watch Bridge of Spies?

>>85595844

You're right, it wasn't the english spirit that saved them, it was pure unrefined nazi retardation. That and the soviets unleashing a retaliatory wave or rape and destruction.

>>85596897
Styles was surprisingly decent

>lets fly at sea level to conserve fuel

that's not how planes work, asshole.

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Dunkirk filters out yet another pleb.

I still don't know who the fuck harry styles is

yeah i'm not american

can I ask why the alt right people are viewing this as some victory for the white man? its just a british wankfest which as a culture is bending over for durkas. if anything its a reminder that europes demographics have changed forever

Real question

Was the intro better than The Dark Knights?

>>85596897
this

god dammit

>>85597059

It's the new pubic grooming fad.

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>>85595896
>I am white

>>85597722
That's exactly why, and that's why the film has been so well received even if most of the critics don't understand why they liked it so much. They like it because they subconsciously understand that the Britain that was being defended in the movie no longer exists, and on some level they're aware that it was better when it was actually British.

>>85595844
FILTERED

>>85596897
>watch Dunkirk
>wow One Direction Man is kind of good
>looks up his recent solo music
>it's generic but pretty comfy
help what's happening to me

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>>85595844
>pajeet getting devastated

Where are the memes from dunkirk?
Nolan always delivers memes.

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>>85595844
How is it any more of a patriotic circlejerk than American Sniper, Black Hawk Down, The Patriot or the hundred other hooray 'Murca movies weve been subjected to throughout the years.

>>85596968
Why do people keep saying this? (Pro-tip: the answer is parroting). He said about 5 whole lines in the whole movie. The rest of the movie is him walking around. In fact, non of the actors have had to do any "strong acting", cause there simply wasent any time for character buildup.

>>85596974

those were old propeller planes you idiot

thicker air = less fuel needed

>>85596948
Damn right.

Rylance is also excellent in the BBC production of Wolf Hall. Basically anything he's in.

>>85599376
Acting is not just reciting lines, you absolute braindead autist. He had to believably act like he's drowning/being shot at/bombed/torpedoed/being scared for his life in general and act like a true brit cunt in between.
Fact is that he blended in with the rest of the cast quite good and had a decent performance.

>>85595844
The movie made no sense. I dont know much about the actual events but why didnt the germans just shell the entire area? Why let them leave? Why send 2 or 3 planes when they controlled the airspace? Chivalry? Is that it? My amateur military strategist in me says that if I was a german commander I'd stop the assault on the french, deploy artillery coupled with overwhelming air units and blast them out.

>>85599549
This

Styles could have easy stuck out like a sore thumb but he didn't


just look at Ed Sheeran in that newish GoT episode, he barely said a word but it still seemed like 'look guys we got Ed Sheeran lol'

>>85595865
>anglos
>white
Way to out yourself as non-white. Shitskin

>>85599616
also i realise i just did '''reddit spacing''' before some chucklefuck points it out

>>85599572
> didnt the germans just shell the entire area?
They didn't have the artillery; the entire reason the Germans stopped was because their supply lines were overstretched. (Or the meme that Hitler liked the British, so didn't want to slaughter them.)

> Why let them leave?
See above.

> Why send 2 or 3 planes when they controlled the airspace?
They didn't control the airspace.

> stop the assault on the French
And get your rear counter-attacked?

>>85595844
Haha

>>85599662
All right thanks anon. Gonna go read up on it a bit.

>>85599572
Then don't say the movie made no sense, say that Hitler/Goebbells made no sense.
Dunkirk is considered as one of the biggest military blunders of ww2. There's even a line in the film where Branagh says "why waste precious tanks when they can pick us off from the air like fish in a barrel?"
Goes to show that you can't kill a ground force from the air exclusively (excluding nukes/huge amounts of artillery)

DUNKIRK - THE PLEB FILTER

>>85596650
>Kenneth Branagh needs to hop in a grave and then roll over in it.

I am confused.

Donner is German, the British choice would be vindaloo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE

>>85596974
You do understand that in order to fly higher you actually have to climb there first and use much more fuel, right?

>>85598958
Because they don't pretend to be anything other than blockbuster flicks, unlike Dunkuck.

>>85595844
nolan is going to do bond 25 just because this was successful

fuck

Even if Britiain was completely destroyed and occupied by Germany, the Nazis would have still won the war with the Russians and USA fighting them.

It's like saying where would we be without the Free French Resistance? Nice to have- yes. Crucial to victory- no way.

>>85599776
> still

No Normandy campaign, no north Africa campaign, no Battle of the Atlantic. Debatable whether America would have entered the European theatre at all.

>>85597751
The outro is what you gotta focus on.
>Takes off mask
>Crashes plane
>Is captured but was it part of his plan?
Brava, Nolan! Brava!

>>85596764
>Hacksaw Ridge
>good

I was shocked how shit that movie was
>dude combat scenes lmao

no
no tactics whatsoever, just a bunch of retards running in every direction
six million CG japs
dude hip firing with a bar.webm
vaughn.webm
somewhat realistic looking explosions at the beging of the battle then switched to the usuall hollywood style fake gasoline explosions
and gore isn't even that impressive desu with you familia

>>85600060
Woman detected

>>85600119
lol
HR's approach to combat scenes is what women and brainlets usually think combat is like

>>85600060
Yeah. Mel went full retard. Just look at We Were Soldiers. He didn't always go full stupid, though it was still over the top at some points.

>>85600317
Mel didn't direct WWS.

>>85596948
yeah, i really liked it, mostly because the coens wrote the script and occasionally it shows, but it's a good movie regardless.

>>85598958
it's a lot better than those movies because in dunkirk, you actually see the good guys, whereas in american war movies you're expected to sympathize with the bad guys.

>>85596974
Fucking moron, kill yourself.

>>85596947
>friend of gf
>"friend"
Just admit your gf said it anon. There's nothing wrong with being a cuck

>>85598958
During the Crimean war, post-soviet respublics were Russia. So, 22-14 countries.

>>85599776
>Even if Britiain was completely destroyed and occupied by Germany, the Nazis would have still won the war with the Russians and USA fighting them.
Oh yeah? And precisely HOW will USA fight them without their unsinkable aircraft carrier? Even if it will decide to do so.

>>85595844

2deep4u senpai

I think you ended up at the wrong movie, isn't there some capeshit rolling in cinemas right now?