*breathes in*

>>85595120
What the fuck did you expect based on what he looked like in the previous movie?

>>85595120
I thought Ebert was dead

Imagine having a bunch of vaginas on your neck

>>85595120
looks literally like the kid from Ep III who gets attacked by Vader.

MASTA SKYWALKA THER AH TOO MANY OF THEM WHAT ARE WE GONUA DO?

>>85595266
I for one expected him to not have a gapping cunt in his neck

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>>85595120
HEY GUYS LOOK THE BAD GUY IS AN evil OLD DECREPIT WHITE MALE
GET IT???? GET IT HUH????
>hits you in head with a frying pan

>>85595120
Wait a second. Look at his neck. Doesn't it look like the roots of a tree? Was he stuck inside the rumored force tree thing?

Did the force tree have an evil white cis-male inside of it?

>>85595120
smoke too much weed lmao

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>>85595332
>>85595342

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>>85595319
You can see it in The Force Awakens you daft cunt.

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>>85595319
Upvoted!

>>85595120
Maybe he's a heavy smoker

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>>85595120

>>85595120
looks better this way than his emperor 2.0 look in TFA

>>85595332
Is this for real? What a grade A nigger.

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>>85595120
Jon Voight was in a car accident?

Looks like he was hastily put back together.

Like his head was blown apart and some Sith just jammed it back together and flash recovered it or whatever.

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>>85595120
Is this that bad guy from TFA? So original. Didnt expect any better from nuStar sjwars.

>>85595120
The oldest of the white man is the father of evil.

Brap?

*breathes in*
*skull contracts*

>>85595120
I'd swear the intact side of his face reminds me of some actor whom I can't put my finger on, and it's not andy serkis either

>>85595955

Idris Elba.

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Would you?

Heavily reminds me of that famous woman who smoked so much she got like three types of cancers, had her vocal chords removed due to surgery and spoke with this raspy robot voice box, and did all these anti-smoking PSA's. Fucked me up.

>>85595413
If you're trying to imply that this image in any way looks like OPs image, then you're the daft cunt. Cunt.

Woah Sheev Palpatine looks like that?!!

>>85595571
>singaporean
>watch the force awakens
>keep telling my gf what a dumb nigger Boyega is
>white people there keep looking at me while other chinks dont give a fuck
>movie ends
>J J ABRAMS on the screen
>I shout BRAVO ABRAMS
>white kid with her asian bf pats me on the back
>excuse me but i think its rude to use the N word
>i tell her "Do you see any niggers around? Go home and complain on tumblr"
>she gasps at me and urges her boyfriend to do something
>told him in mandarin "keep your pet on a leash, you race traitor"
>walk off
>my gf tells me i'm an asshole
>i tell her to stop going to reddit or she'll have to take the cab back home
>i wrap my hand around her and tell her, just kidding you know i love you babe
>she just keeps quiet

>>85595413
He doesn't even look like the same thing, they cant do anything right

>>85595120
He could have been your brother Steve.

>>85596177
Didn't happen but it would be based if it did.

>>85596177

>>85596177
>be chink
>think you are above anything but aboriginals

Cut you wrists man, asians are lowest of the low.

Hahahaha. With your weird slanty slits for eyes. How do you even live?

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>>85595955
Kinda reminds me of Tobin Bell
>yfw Snoke is actually Space Jigsaw

>>85596177
>a chink
>believing he's better than a nog

haha

>>85595120
Twist: Snoke is really Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory and his real name is Darth Bazinga and uses Force Laugh Track on Rey and Kylo

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>>85595955
Looks like the guy who played Hanzee Dent in Fargo season 2, the eye placement, the cheeks, the lips

Wait so he's human? I kinda wanted him to be 50 ft tall like the hologram for you

>>85597555
YEEEEAAAH I'M SUPREME COMMANDER SNOKE, AND WAS THOUGHT UP BY A CHICK, YOU CAN ROLL WITH THE DARKSIDE OR YOU CAN [Pottery Edit] / I'M IN A DISNEY FLICK, SET IN OUTER SPACE / WHAT IS THE ANALOGY WHY I HAVE A CUNT ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE.

>>85595120
How the fuck can anyone stay alive like that? He's got holes in his fucking neck.

>>85597410
At this point you may be right

Hes a failed emperor palpatine clone test tube gub gub snail man

>>85597829

Antibiotics I'm guessing

>>85597859
He's the vanguard of a Yuuzhan Vong invasion force.

>>85597859
This would align with the Expanded Universe. Although the clone of Sheev in the Expanded Universe was much younger and not disfigured.

>>85597859

He's supposedly a George Soros-type man behind the curtain, who was behind Sheev and everything, really.

George was running with it too.

>>85597859
He's Stanrey Poo from Bioware.
RINE ENDS HERE
-------------------------------

>>85595120
Looks like jigsaw

>>85597859
Literal moon man.

>>85595292
it has a chin, anon

>>85597859
hes the youngling from the jedi purge scene that talked to anakin

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>>85596177
>i tell her her to stop going to reddit or she'll have to take the cab back home

>>85596060
Loooood

>>85595503
>Shnoke and a pancake?

>>85596060
Only if he makes very faint moaning sounds from it, like one of those smokers that eat from those weird neck tubes.

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>>85595120
Its the damned wonky eyes that mess up his image in my opinion.

>>85595120
is he /ourguy/

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*blocks your snoke*

>>85596177
i like it

>>85597859
Wrong. He'll be what was left of Darth Vader after Anakin was redeemed. How? Force magic. Who knows?

>>85597859
He's Mace Windu and did a Michael Jackson.

>>85595120
more like *wheezes in*

>>85595120
is that the MISTAH SKYWOKAH kid?

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>>85599173

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>>85598061
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>>85596177
nice fanfic bro

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>>85595120
>white guy with blue eyes

He's human at the least

tfw hes rey's father

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Could have had a bad ass alien or something different but no its a fucked up ballsack face white old man.....again

>>85600034
>white old man

The final boss of the SJWhore

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>>85598880

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He's either Anakin's corpse possessed by Plagueis or Plagueis himself with the scars being the result of Sheev attacking him with a lightsaber in his sleep.

>>85595120
doesn't look too bad, it's way better than whatever Force awakening was

>>85598111
Holy shit you just took me back

STANREY ROO, GLORIOUS MODERATOR OF BIOWARE FORUM

Jesus

The fact that he has a normal human skin tone instead of grey/white just destroyed a whole lot of snoke theories

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>>85600131
Anakin's corpse was burned in RotJ

>>85595120
>70 years and she still sucking

>>85596177
Based chink

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>>85598880

>>85595120
>hey that thanos cgi looks pretty bad
>Don't worry I got this!

>>85599198
>*trips on cape*

WHITE MALE
H
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M
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>>85598880

so whats the general leaked plot of this movie so far?

>>85599198
Disney creative department's at the top of their game I see.

>>85600818
Fuck off newfag

>>85597859
He's Tarkin.

>>85596177
WTF? I love Chinks now.

>>85600344
Fire can't melt durasteel suits.

>>85596177
9/10

>>85600939
>>85600957
Get your story straight, anon.

>>85596177
Nice pasta, Ah Beng.
t. Malaysian

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>>85595120
>Lucas died for this

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>>85595120
>>85595955

>>85595332

Statements like this are just how you can tell Boyega has a low IQ

>NO LOOK ME NO LIKE!!
what a nigger.

*dabs*

>>85600034

>Expecting original contributions from this cynical cash milking disney (not)reboot

>>85598061
>who was behind Sheev and everything

How to fix plotholes 101: Assert all the inconsistencies were just part of a master plan.

CIA?

>>85595342
That's exactly what I was thinking. Like he has part of a force tree shrouding him to make sure he has top tier force abilities. Or if the reincarnation thing is true, the robes help him some way.

>>85596177
glorious

fuck white people

>>85599198

Look at the top of their heads!

>>85595120
>yfw darth darth bink is still better than this

>>85596177
That's bullshit and I don't believe it because it's obviously false, but I enjoy a good story every now and again.

>>85595120
T H R U S S Y
H
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U
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S
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>>85595120
>has same facial structure and eye color as ezra bridger

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>>85595120
He looks like a regular sized humanoid... in TFA he's the size of King Kong... how are they going to explain this?
Shrink-Ray???

>>85595503
SOLID GOLD

>>85595120
i thought mace windu was black

>>85596177
I believe yuweishi

>>85596177
>cringe

>>85595120
Where is the neckfag?

>>85595332
>I ain't

Why is a British black speaking in American ebonics

And they say it's the fault of white people for making them speak like this, blacks are proud of sounding like special needs retards

Waht the fuck happened to Turtle Guy's face?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezAJeaCySV4

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>>85595955
terence stamp

HOLY SHIT IT'S CHANCELLOR VALORUM

Being John Malkovich

>>85596177
white/asian alliance when?

>>85595955
Ian McDiarmid

It's the mouth.

>>85600131
>that exact scarring
It's so obviously Anakin's material dark side removed from his light side force ghost. They pulled exactly the same shit with Revan.

t. Someone who has played through all of TOR including the expansions

>>85604291
>tfw based Darth Vader's last shred of good was keeping him from turning full Golmember all this time

>>85604408
That's why you never go full evil.

>>85596177
Haha! That's not true!
You don't have a gf

>>85604408
Oh, I just realized something. He also has deep set blue eyes like Anakin which adds further credence to my "Snoke is the material embodiment of Anakin's dark side" theory.
>what about that leak that was going around saying that Rey fight's Vader's force ghost in the form of a giant sloth
Snoke looks very sloth like. Perhaps Rey is in fact going to fight a projection of Snoke (dark side Anakin) as part of her training and the leaker mistook this monster for a giant sloth.

>>85596177
>rice-farmer
>go see the force awakens
>my wheezing and smell of curry-filled tupperware makes everyone move away from me
>when a black guy shows up on screen my beady eyes widen and i gasp
>"n-nigger" I mutter
>The couple in front of me turns around in disgust
>they must be coalburning cucks
>After the movie the guy turns around and says "If you're going to talk like that just stay home"
>"S-sorry sir"
>Experience scars me so much I still post about what I wish I'd done two years later
>MAGA

>>85604693
>insults white people
>MAGA

still failing that reading comprehension demarcus

>>85604812
Make Asians Great Again

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>>85595120
I kinda want to fuck that little throat pussy.

>>85604852

>>85604547
I worked on the movies. It's even more retarded than that. I know you're not going to believe this, but...

The evil tree form Dagobah is the main villain. The original Force Tree became two, one Light, one Dark. Light trees die and create new Light trees and they also created Anakin (and now Rey). Dark tree (only one) live forever. He's projecting the Big Snoke (it's not an hologram, it's a Force Projection) and possessing a random human when in Goldmembe rmode (but it's old and evil so it rots the body). The Dark Tree is an entity and every Dark Side user isn't trully using the Force, it's the tree using their bodies, but leaving them some control because it's easier to influence a Force user than to outright control him. The tree basically sucks out their Force and uses it to keep on living. That's why Palpatine was looking like shit.

The tree's new body isn't a Force user, so the tree is in full control.

They made the an EU full of LUUUkes and Triclops look good.

>>85597890
OH MY GAAAHD
This is what Disney will actually do
Those fuckers will actually do this

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>>85595120
What is Snoke's tax policy?

>>85600344
agree. I don't think Disney is stupid enough to pull that off. His redemption was one of the most important scenes of the whole Star Wars trilogy

>>85595120
>>85595120
>>85595120
Snoke is a representation of the decadent white male.

>>85605079
why he struggles to breathe?

>>85605029
a fuckin' 3...

>>85605141
the chosen ONE
the rule of TWO
force T(H)REE
harrison FO(U)Rd

>>85605029
this is so bad it has to be fake

>>85605029
This may be the ultimate 'that's retarded...but I believe it.'

Oh God, why did I invest so much time learning about and loving an expanded universe that was always going to be aimed at ages six and up. Fuck you Obsidian and Bioware and DK books. Fuck you for making me care about this remedial bullshit in the first place.

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>>85595120
fixd

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>>85604038
They just used the thing that made Leia regular sized again, but backwards

>The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed

>>85600344
That's exactly why Snoke looks melted m8.

>>85605029
>They made the an EU full of LUUUkes and Triclops look good.
Triclops was never a part of the EU, that was a non-canon children's book.

I can't wait to laugh at all the EU/prequel retards that think Snoke is Plagueis.
December can't come soon enough, but I know the idiots will just say it's a twist for the 3rd movie anyway.

>>85595120
*breathes out*

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>>85595120
At least it looks better than the orange asshole face from force awakens

>>85608104
Haaa... pshhhh.

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>>85595625

>>85596177
I know this is fake but I laughed

10/10 would pasta

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>>85595120
What happened to his face?

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>>85595955
He reminds you of Peter Cushing...
>>85595120
...because Snoke is Tarkin

I can't believe you plebeians haven't figured this out yet. I wouldn't be surprised if 'Snoke' turns out to be some bizarre title akin to 'Moff.'

>>85595332
You were the chosen one!
You were supposed to destroy the niggers, not join them!
You were our brother, John.
We loved you.

>>85598061
Why would George Soros put himself in the movie?
Handjobs from the cast not enough?

>>85604164
ain't is not an american word you stupid fucking burger

You faggots arguing about Shmuck's identity make me laugh. He belongs to JJ Abrams mystery box. Even Rian haven't given him an identity, it's up to Colin Jurassic >Trevorow to figure it out.
His face doesn't matter, he was modeled randomly. He's deformed because Sidious had a deformed face too in the OT.

>>85608308
Do you think the designer put assholes in her eyes to vent his frustration working on this dogshit movie? I mean this is embarrassing, there is an emphasis on her eyes in the movie and they still green lit this horror. Is JJ Abrams retarded?

>>85605029
Please don't be true.
It probably is...

>>85604547
Slothes, why?

>>85605029
Darth Plagueis created Anakin, that's already canon they can't retcon it

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>>85595332
>HEY GUYS LOOK THE BAD GUY IS AN evil OLD DECREPIT WHITE MALE
>GET IT???? GET IT HUH????

>>85605029
Rian Johnson slipped in an interview and said the film ends on Dagobah

>>85612602
Whew, I thought that idea was true for a sec.

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>>85612653
the good guys were all white back then too though

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>>85612709
>

>>85612661
Nah, it's terrible head canon, thankfully it's stupid to ever be canon. Lucky us.

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>>85597859
What was the Emperor's backstory in the original trilogy? Did Lucas go "Dude he's the child of Vader's cousin twice removed's cloned remains" or was he simply a stereotypical evil space wizard that shot lightning out of his hands?

Why is everyone expecting some kind of special backstory to Snoke? He's a dark side bad guy.

He's Darth Plageuis and Rey is a Skywalker. Done.

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>>85595120
ANAKIN SKYWALKER IS THE SLOTH CREATURE

SNOKE HAS MULITPLE BODIES HE'S A FORCE VAMPIRE

REY CAN PHYSICALLY SEE AND MANIPULATE THE FORCE

HER PARENTS ARE DEAD THEY WERE KILLED BY SNOKE WHEN THEY TRIED TO BRING HER TO LUKE FOR TRAINING

KYLO EATS ANAKINS FORCE GHOST AND KILLS IT

A PENGUIN MAKES REY LOSE THE FIGHT TO KYLO

THERES AN X WING ON THE ISLAND

LUKE KILLS ALL OF THE KNIGHTS OF REN IN ONE MOVE

KYLO REY AND LUKE TEAM UP AGAINST SNOKE AT THE VERY END

KYLO IS BEING A SNEAKY SITH

FILM ENDS WITH LUKE FACING OFF AGAINST SNOKE

>>85605029
This is so stupid, it just might be true.
Bravo Jar Jar.

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>>85612653
>HEY GUYS LOOK THE MAIN CHARACTER IS WHITE
>GET IT???? GET IT HUH????
Wow really blows my mind anon

>>85612789
>the state of prequelniggers
lololol, I will savor your tears in December

>>85600344
doesnt mean they wont try to retcon it. Kennedy spits on anything OT

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>>85612753
I should have said mostly white, also the Empire has poo skins in high positions in nuCanon now too

>>85612709
That was just because Lucas was fucking cheap so he hired a bunch of British theater extras and the tidal wave of brown people hadn't hit England outside of London at that point.

>>85595332
Fuck. Why can't more black people just be like Yaphet Koto and reject this black washing bullshit

>>85599198
Is this a Lego set or an actual costume

>>85613065
doesn't matter, the Alliance being 90% white is still canon

>>85612657
source?

>>85595120
JUST

>>85600034
I think it's kinda cool that white women, Jews, blacks, flamboyant homosexuals see the straight while male as the end boss. Like Bison or Shao Khan. They acknowledge that we are superior.

>>85605029
>Big Snoke
A LARGE NUMBER NINE

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>Dark Side force user
>eyes aren't red and yellow

Did they retcon this or is the big twist going to be that Snoke isn't actually force sensitive?

>>85604291
>Playing TOR
You don't deserves nothing

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>>85613701
>Snoke using only his massive theoretical knowledge and holocrons to teach the Dark Side
Top tier twist

Also I prefer Snoke being the way they're making him, he was among the weakest parts of TFA since there was absolutely nothing interesting about him other than giant hologram bearing his likeness

>>85605029
The Yuuzhan vong invasion don't looks so bad now

>>85604291
I hate EU fans like you.
Why can't you dumbfucks separate EU fan fiction from movie making?
Why the fuck do you idiots even think the people writing scripts for movies care about EU? And it's not even "canon" EU, it's literally bioware fan fiction that is in a "separate universe."
Fucking dumb EU kids.

>>85612709
We can fix that with CGI

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>>85605029
I remember someone posting a still of a massive tree where luke is months ago. This is probably true.

Bravo JewJew

>>85613701
Are their eyes required to be red or yellow? I wasn't aware.

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>>85597890

You are close.
Snoke is from a neighbouring galaxy. He has been sent to this galaxy by his other dark force using race so they can all come to this galaxy and take it over. Think of instead of one emperor the galaxy would be then be ruled by an army of emperors..With dark side powers, ofcourse. The galaxy would be an endless nightmare of chaos and death. In order for them to be able to safely enter the galaxy, "the light of galaxy" must be extinguished to cross over. In other words to kill any remaining Jedi.
Think of Snokes people like a cancer spreading to galaxy to galaxy destroying anything that gets in their way. For what purpose? I still haven't been told yet. When I find out you will all be the first to know.

>>85596125
>>85596243

>we're pretending to be retarded?

it's the fucking same exact face you autistic faceblind retards

>but that pic is dark!!

>>85612393
>shitposting from special needs summer school

>>85614597
Basically Dragon Ball Super and a multiverse theory ?

>>85614597
It gets shittier and shittier
Fuck me

>>85605127

He was paralyzed in a swimming accident. His wheelchair is always framed out when he goes on TV.

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>>85599198
>an army of sword wielding lobster men
BRAVO DISNEY!

>>85597343
I'll pay to see a Jedi toutre smut film

>>85612019
suspiciously similar...

>>85596177
there is no episode 7

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when did you realize that Snoke stuck his rotten duck up Ben's virgin ass

>>85605090
maybe it is Anakin's undead body possessed by some older Sith force ghost or some shit

He looks like a guy who has been electrocuted, put through a window and dropped on an debris energy field

Played by Stephen Merchant?

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>>85595332
Hollywood stopped being about entertainment/art for its own sake long ago.

It's now nothing but a leftist social programming propaganda machine disguised as "entertainment".

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>>85617936

>>85612709
Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher are kikes, not white

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>>85618012
/tv/ is so underage and daft they don't realize 90%+ of the actors/directors/producers they discuss are jews

>>85612019
so this is why they cgi-revived this guy back for Rogue One, there was literally no reason why they couldn't have recast him, but they wanted this particular face back in the recent memory of the fans, it all makes sense now

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>>85595503
>>85598880
Underrated

>ITT: manbabies continue to complain about a children's story

Can't wait to see how assraped you EU fags get come December. I'll be enjoying my star kino just fine.

>>85614445
It's a manifestation of the dark side.

>>85596177
Based Star Wars dubs

>>85618255
Stop stealing my EU hating gimmick, nigger.

>>85595120
isn't this the ancient one from Dr. Strange

>>85612019

what bullshit explanation could there possibly be for him surviving? it literally cuts from a close-up of him on-board the Death Star to the exterior of the Death Star exploding. dude got completely vaporized.

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>>85618255
>"We'll inject propaganda into films aimed at young people because that's when people are most malleable"
Get called out on jew the bullshit
>"Hurr hurr it's just a kids movie, who cares? Hehe grow up *clasps hands*
This is Hollywood jew 101

>>85617796
Why does he look exactly like Snape in that picture?

>>85618485
You are the idiot for expecting anything good out of hollywood. If you don't want jewish bullshit stop watching movies. It's very simple.

Am I the only one that immediately thought of Palpatine?
It really looks like Ian McDiarmid to me.

>>85618485
>tfw I want to go into filmmaking
>tfw I would have to deal with this bullshit every single day

>>85599198
These are the new Knights of Ren
Knights of Ren concept scrapped inbetween TFA and TLJ
They are just guards now

>>85612908
literally the entire Empire army from the beginning was the same nigger cloned a million times, what makes you think that after abandoning clones and retreating to recruit real humans they somehow went "only whites allowed", especially since you never see a single stormtrooper take of their helmet in the original trilogy

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>>85598880

>>85605029
>every Dark Side user isn't trully using the Force, it's the tree using their bodies, but leaving them some control because it's easier to influence a Force user than to outright control him. The tree basically sucks out their Force and uses it to keep on living

Oh good fucking god this is so bad.

>That's why Palpatine was looking like shit.

But.. it's literally canon now he looks ugly because he got force lightning in his face. Even though that was retarded too.

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>>85595955

>>85595120
why does he look like the bazinga guy?

>>85595120
Looks like my grandma after she got throat cancer.

>>85596177
I welcome my Chinese overlords soon..

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>>85598880

>>85618955
There's no evidence to support that, and the red guards are literally called Praetorian Guards

>>85595120
They must have amazing Obamacare in a galaxy far far away.

>>85600034
according to the Art of TFA book Abrams originally envisioned Snoke as a woman, so I guess that would've been different. They didn't even have a finished design until a few months before the movie came out which is why the CGI for him looks so off in TFA. I think Rian changed him to be prosthetics for TLJ though, but even if he kept him CGI Snoke would still look a lot better with how much time they've had for post-production. Based Rian started editing the film last august and everyone who worked on it has said how there were never any problems or setbacks during filming. Dude's professional as fuck, and even if the movie ends up somehow being shitty I'll still respect him a lot for his work ethic

>>85597108
You shame our county with your low quality bantz cunt

>>85600818
honestly there haven't been any substantial plot leaks. Just things like spy pics of locations, leaked toys, and theories based off those things as well as the teaser trailer. It's funny with how much Bad Robot/JJ were obsessed with secrecy that at this point before TFA's release we already had 95% of the plot leaked online, while Rian is answering questions on twitter almost every day and there still are no substantial leaks.

Also that "leak" about Rey the female incarnation of the light side or whatever the Force Tree stuff is is 100% fake. Think about it, how would that leak? It's not a ship or character design like the other leaks. It's not a action sequence or set or location like the other leaks. It's just backstory probably told through dialogue, but somehow there are no other leaks of that kind for the movie? Nothing about Poe, Leia, or even Luke? I'm so surprised people continue to believe it.

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>>85598880

>>85618925
not really, people here make it out to be a bigger deal than it is. It's like the whole redneck crowd screaming that Obama was taking their guns for 8 years when he never ended up doing anything of the sort.

You never really see those tumblr SJW types in person outside of like, protests or shit like that. I've never seen anything remotely close to that, and I fucking live in Manhattan. The internet just gives these people a platform and a megaphone which makes them seem bigger and more powerful than they actually are.

Honestly, if you guys stopped thinking about them and just pretended they didn't exist, you'd realize that they really don't matter and you'll generally be a happier person. I know this from experience. Shit annoyed me to no end, I decided to stop subjecting myself to it by reading about SJW exploits, and after like a week it was like they never existed. The only time I ever see shit like this is here, which is weird because this place hates them.

>>85596177

based gooks

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post your face when reylo goes canon

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>>85621274
>bigger deal than it is
thank you jidf! i will just ignore it all and let the world burn in peace
maybe i'll smoke some weed or play a video game now
or go to sleep

>>85605029
>Said Snoke was a tree yesterday
>See this
Christ.

>>85618485
Was lurking until I saw this picture.

It is a dangerous fucking precedent when a foreigner can openly state they have plans to interfere in our affairs. I don't care where the fuck you stand on the issues, you best be standing by AMERICANS when it comes to AMERICA.

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>>85621445
>>85621445
Nigger x Rey would be worse

>>85622007
That's funny that you say that, Trumptard, because you'll ignore the fact that a fucking FOREIGN POWER ALREADY INTEREFERED IN OUR AFFAIRS

You alt right cuckolds are PATHETIC

>>85618255
the new Star Wars trilogy is already shit

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>>85622064
True story, lady?

>>85614597
>>85605029
do you have a source?

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>>85622064
>FOREIGN POWER ALREADY INTEREFERED IN OUR AFFAIRS
oh noes
(it's spelt interfered btw)

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>>85605029
>The evil tree from Dagobah is the main villain

>>85613942
>TFA copies a bunch of EU shit because Disney is making movies "for the fans" and the fans are adult men who read YA novels
>one of these dorks goes on his favorite Norwegian otter hunting forum and explains what the EU direction for TLJ would be
>triggered Redditor who is The Most Le Nerdy of Them Le All at the office yells at him

pottery

>>85622264
>oh no he made a typo looks like i win hehe
you trumptards are fucking pathetic keep burrying your head in the sand pretending russia didnt hand your cheetoking the house

>>85614620
You're blind faggot

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>>85598880
nothing better than a joke 15 years in the making

>>85617839
Maybe you're a fucking retard

>>85622363
>all those EU tears this December
soon

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>>85622394
yeah, those russians are a big problem ma'am

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/07/26/russia-probe-democrats-block-key-witness-against-shadowy-firm-fusion-gps.html

tick tock

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I want /pol/ to leave

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>>85621581
>>85622201
>>85622264
>>85622602
>>>85595503

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>>85622394
>he
Want to know how I know you're female?

>>85620993
Nice try disneyfag

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tell me more about how based and redpilled you kids are

>>85622840
Based Gen Z, fighting the good fight.

>>85614597
Too young

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>>85622840
Tell me more about how based and woke your kids are

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tell me more about how jews are why you cant get laid

>>85622950
Based.

>>85622984
>it's a roastie shitposting
Explains the inability to think logically, I should have known!

>>85622937
Fucking 90s born queers

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>>85623070
>baawwwwwwww i hate women and cant get laid so ill vote for a failed businessman who can only win through foreign interference
you this desperate for sex kiddo?

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>>85622937
egad, here's an actual woman to cleanse our eyes

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>>85623112
>baaaawwww men run away when I take off panties because of meat curtains so I voted for a loser conwoman who can't win despite having spent 100 of millions of dollars of Saudi money
Can't even get a nigger to fuck you, eh roastie?

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>>85623179
haha! upvoted my friend! whats your /u/ on reddit so i can upvote your posts on /r/the_donald?

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God bless normal non-insane women, they saved the country by electing Trump.

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why does the left want to destroy everything that's good

>>85623179
>>85623222
>>85623269
Nice. I know it's hypocritical, but I thankful my girl grew up poor; and never had a reason to be a liberal. Still, she could be slightly more to the right. With time comes wisdom though.

>>85620330
>>85600920
>>85600531
>>85597352
>>85597108
>Thinking he's Chinese
>Not a m*lay

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don't be assblasted

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>>85595332
there was clearly a black woman in lotr
>pic related

/pol/ pls go

>>85623508
>4chan pls leave 4chan
kek

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>>85623212
>defends violent tranny freaks
>mocks normal everyday kids
the left ladies and gentleman

>>85623554
those fucking semitic noses

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and, to nobody's surprise, /POL/ shits up another perfectly good thread.

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>>85624034
>country and its president treats her like a 3rd rate citizen
>"wtf why doesnt she love america?"

>>85624122
pic was from before Trump's presidency.

>>85624148
that invalidates nothing you idiot she still lived in a country that elected that fat fuck by promising to ban islam

no wonder shes not standing you idiot

>>85624230
>by promising to ban islam
when was this?

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>>85624262
amaznig how short you trumpcucks memories is

NOT EVEN 2 YEARS AGO YOU FUCKING IDIOT

>>85624230
>that invalidates nothing
It kinda does, considering you said she wasn't standing because of people electing Trump.

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Looks like he has a scrotum for a face.

>>85624378
>prohibiting muslims from certain countries from entering for a specific period of time

Yeah, totally a "ban on Islam"

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is there anything more alpha then carrying a FOREIGN HOMOSEXUAL in a litter throughout your country?

man these trump supporters are sure alpha!

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>>85624461
>TOTAL AND COMPLETE SHUTDOWN
>"g-guys its not a b-ban i s-s-swear"
i know your trumpcucks were fucking dumb but didnt think illiterate to

>>85595120
tilda swinton have a new haircut?

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>>85624122
>>85624230
Of course somebody on /tv/ would be defending Islam. are you the guy always posting those threads with the kid pictures?

>>85595955
Anthony Hopkins

>>85595120

GOT A MACHINE HEAD

GREEN TO RED

>>85622463

>DUDE PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED IS FUNNY LMAO

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>>85596177
>things that never happened

>>85597859
So he's Paalpatine?

>>85595120
Sheldon looks like shit

>>85624525
>too

Fixed, you gay faggot.

>>85624122
>country and its president treats her like a 3rd rate citizen
Is this what liberals actually believe?

>>85625526
not him but hes definitely right see >>85624378

>>85624122
you're trash

>>85625620
Yea, naw, Muslims already get stupid amount of welfare just for being Muslims. I wish Trump had actually promised to ban Islam though.

>>85625683
t. undereducated trump voter

you rural retards are cute

>>85625705
Dumb non-white voter.

>>85625620
WE DON'T WANT THESE ANIMALS IN OUR COUNTRY RETARDS
do you faggots not even care that they literally execute gays and force their women to wear garbage bags and live seperate lives from men?
you idiots have legit cognitive dissonance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_rights_in_Saudi_Arabia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLh5O6PV7E8

>>85625912
and theres the blatant racism

why am i not surpriced

>>85625940
>racism
How is it racist to remind you that blacks and Hispanics have sub-par IQ's, lol?

Silly non-white, education is for whites.

>>85625978
t. rural retard living in a state that is subsidized by the federel government

fucking idiot

>>85595120
Roger Ebert is back.

>>85595332
Boyega is right. Game of Thrones has too many whites, it needs diversity.

>>85596177
Why are asians so redpilled? Is it in your DNA?

>>85626893
>depict 12th century England and surrounding nations with dragons
>"YO WHERE THEM NIGGAS AT DOE???"

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>>85598880

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>>85599198
Going to be one scene with them and they die easily in it