WE LITTY AF NOW

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all the money in the world can't raise that RT score or make it not a piece of shit

>>85593848
What was it about this movie that made Rock want to defend it so much? All the shit he's been in the past and this is the hill he choose to die on?

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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC CRITIC CLOWN MOTHERFUCKER YOU REALLY THINK THAT I WILL NOT HUNT YOU DOWN AND SEVERE YOUR URETHRA WITH MY FIST STUPID MOTHEFUCKING IDIOT YOU BETTER DELETE THIS FAKE INFORMATION FROM THIS WEBPAGE IMMEDIATLY YOU COMPLETE UTTER PATHETIC MORON.

>>85593966
He produced it.

>hercules movie
>wanted to be bigger than arnold's hercules
>doubled down on the roids and lifting
>couldnt grow a beard
>literally had goat pubes glued to his face
>movie flopped anyway

>>85594141
>movie flopped anyway
Do you just go around spreading lies?

>>85593848
Jumanii is going to clear 2 Billy. Prime littykino is right around the corner boys.

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The Rock falls in love with a Baywatch Reboot.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the new movie's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls it, thanking it for the time by saying MAHALO, and is overjoyed to find out that his Baywatch film is FUN for the FANS that will lead you to a PISS-GOOD TIME.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to his new movie made for the FANS, it ends up being panned by critics who have a disconnect over what the piss-happy FANS want over a RAUNCHY SUMMER MOVIE. After some investigation, he finds out that the piss-inducing comedy he called is not the same movie he fell in love with. In fact, it doesn't exist in this universe at all. It is Baywatch's alternate universe counterpart, with Daddary's mammaries rather swinging dicks and gore.

Hijinks ensue as the the Rock strikes up a deal with producers to shill his movie over Twitter until everyone pisses their pants and floods theaters in a sea of piss. While the two chase a dwindling box office, DRAMA from the R-18 COMEDY ensues as they begin to piss on each other instead in HILARITY and question the NATURE of LITTY.

>>85594141
>arnold's hercules

what are you, retarded?

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>>85594571

good thing we're anonymous, otherwise i'd feel so embarrassed for you right now

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>>85594141
>literally had goat pubes glued to his face

Thought this was a joke until i googled it. jesus christ.

Anyone know if the dvd rip is out yet? Asking purely out of interest in seeing Daddario in HD

>>85594646
me and my brother on the right

>>85594646
I know about the actual movie, dipshit. But it has nothing to do with hercules lore nor did it need to do anything significant to be a bigger movie.

>>85593991
Calm down Rocky

>>85594946
>dvd
>HD
Pick one then fuck off

>>85594754
Your Google must be retarded

>>85595714
What if I pick both, faggot? You wanna fight me?

>>85595661

sure you did, captain autismo. go be subhuman somewhere else

>>85593966
He's under contract to.

>>85594548
FINDS A LITTY

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>>85594548

>>85594548

Already a thing.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/keit-ai-finds-a-way/
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebOriginal/KeitAi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
http://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit%E6%84%9B-%E5%A5%89%E6%96%87-x-%E8%81%96%E5%AD%90

>>85595808
If you want to pick a fight with me, you better come armed with brass knuckles on each fist. You'll need every underhanded advantage you can get prevent me from sending you to the hospital, you bassmouth nigger.

>>85594548
>Baywatch is the Rock's Roman Reigns

Poetry.

>>85593848
Baywatch: Nights when?