What about you, /tv/? Remember your first blowjob?

Yeah it was from you

10 minutes from now

>>85586787
y-yeah it was really g-good hahaha I've had a ton of blowjobs and other sex haha

Yeah, yeah I do. She got the tip in her mouth then starting crying because she was having flash backs of when she was molested.
Bitch was fucked up.

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a gendleman do no kiss and tel

gud day sir

>>85586948
very good anon!

Yeah, she insisted I lie down but I wanted to do it standing up because that's mostly how I saw it in porn then later we laid down and that's when I realised that I was the one who was wrong.

>>85586787
My gf gave me my first bj on my bday many a years ago

>>85586787
My brother was supposed to be chaperoning me and my ex. He didn't do a very good job because he walked right through the living room to the kitchen while she was blowing me and didn't even look.

>>85586787
I'll never forget. Senior year of high school, had my new girl over to watch 'There Will Be Blood'. Halfway through she made a mad dash for my dong. I was obviously pleased, but afterward thought less of her for not appreciating TWBB.

>>85586787
My neighbour, she was 40 at the time.

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>slept with 4 girls
>never got a blowjob
>all of them told me not to wear a condom
what means

>>85586999
standing up is better your retarded

>>85587134
youre sleeping with sluts that are used to getting what they want

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>>85587195
I was with all of them for at least a few months tho

needed little foreplay as well

>>85586787
No, honestly. It was a long time ago. I'm 28 now and it was sometime in my mid teens.

>>85587251
>needed little foreplay as well
>never got a single blowjob
You are Beta Max.

>>85587182
>your retarded
Wow.

>>85587251
you gotta not let the woman dictate sex man. at least not 24/7. ive made nymphos want to date me that way. girls like that think sex is a routine that needs to be the same way every time. then they get bored of you after a short time and move on

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>>85587306
Why would I want one whne they are wet and my dick works fine? benis in vagine is nice

Was to a half black girl when I was 18 in my car. It wasnt for very long and we fucked after. I didn't cum but it felt good losing my virginity

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>>85587491
I don't get it

how it happen usually
>come home
>kiss
>benis expanding
>carry to bedroom
>benis in pusy
>????
>put sticky sauce inside

is this incorrect methods?

>>85586887
nice. did you keep going?

ye it sucked, lol

>>85587583
that's a good feeling, too bad you fucked a nigger; I'd keep that close.

I try not to think about her

>>85587763
topkek

my high school sweetheart gave me my first BJ
she was fucking terrible and I couldn't get off
I ate her out after she jerked me off though. I ate her out like every single day though and she never reciprocated ever. I enjoyed eating her out though

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When my mom died 10 years ago, I received an insurance check the equivalent of $200k, needless to say, I spent a huge chunk of that on "high class" escorts. Got my dick sucked by women and trannies from every continent on earth.

Now I'm broke, and these blowjobs happen much less frequently, unfortunately.

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>hook up with super milfy lady at my job
>were making out at her house
>hands are going places
>she starts jerking me off
>I stand up and put my dick toward her face
>she stops and says "I think a blowjob would be too much"
>I tell her that's fine and I go to lay back down
>she says "fuck it" and starts blowing me like its her last day on earth
>literally feels like she's trying to suck my balls out through my dick
>I tell her I'm about to cum and try to pull my dick out of her mouth
>she knocks my hands away and pulls me in closer
>literally cum so hard my knees wobble and I fall to the ground
>she tells me she's only ever done that for one other guy

Not my first bj but it was definitely the best. Older women give incredible bjs

Does it count if a stripper bit on my dick?

>>85587502
I honestly was the same way TILL I got blown by this chick who had a lot of "experience" literally changed my life.

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>watching rough facefucking porn
>cock comes out scratched up and bloodied

This is why I never want to get s blowjob

>>85587829
I hope this is real you pathetic retard

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>>85587045
>mfw my ex gfs cousin caught her blowing me in my car

Boy that was awkward also didn't help she was 17 and I had my hands all over her giants boobs

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>mfw i dated a 19yo virgin who "wasnt ready" for sex but i convinced her to give me a blowjob every time we met for the first 6 months

probably the best thing that will ever happen to me in my entire life

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>>85587945
stop watch pr0n

Yeah, when I paid to a woman to put her mouth in my cock with a condom on while millions of guys get it raw for free everyday? remember it well

and the fact that it got only half-hard haha! Yeah I remember what about it?

look old man, sex and intimacy just isn't for everyone

>>85587084
>mad dash for my dong

DamnI know that feeling

>driving home from seeing the Simpson's movie
>gf and I are just bullshitting
>out of nowhere she says "i need that fucking cock in my mouth"
>proceeds to rip my pants and blow me like a psycho while she fingers herself

That was pretty cool

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wow, just yesterday I was watching a kino and for whatever reason it made me remember getting my dick sucked for the first time.

it felt so amazing bros. easily one of the best looking girls i've ever known, and her warm wet mouth felt like heaven. never got the chance to fuck her but we fooled around for a few months after that before our situation kind of just dissolved. that was 8 years ago and the last chick I hooked up with. If I had known that my future was going to be looking so grim and partner-less i would have done a lot of degenerate shit with her. what went wrong, bros?

>>85588061
The first time a girl you find attractive willingly wants and puts your dick in her mouth. Is a pretty amazing feeling.

>all these normies
>even dumbfrogposter has had sex

fuck you nu-/tv/

>>85588106
>paying a hooker for cbj

you know the chances of getting an std from receiving head is almost zero right? i bet your paid twice as much as you needed to as well.

>>85588283
she wouldn't do it without a condom lol

that's how pathetic I am, be glad you're not me

>>85588208
this not having sex is just a meme on /tv/ right? i mean, i was an overweight, magic card and dungeon and dragon playing guy in highschool and i still managed to sex up two of my girlfriends before i graduated

>>85588431
No, fuck off reddit

HOW LONG DID IT TAKE FOR THE GUY TO CUM?

>>85587251
Fuck you cuck.

>>85588462
you probably would have gotten more puss if you had burn/counterspell deck like i did. got bitchs wet

>>85588583
damn, probably looked too desperate with my green deck full of 6/6 wurms

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>tfw first blowjob

>>85587831
did she have big milf titties

>>85588203
im 28 and this has never happened to me

>>85588583
Fuck. Off. I've never had sex. Videogames and getting fucking hammered were way more important.

>>85586948
Based blowjobposter

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Yes.

It was summer vacation after sophotorealism year at my step dad's deep hunting cabin my family and my boyfriend at the time stayed at for a weekend. It was really hot one night and I texted him to come in my room from where he was staying to "kill a spider" but I just wanted him to see me in my underwear. He asked where it was and I just grabbed his dick and started sucking on his neck and went from there. My mom and step dad were in the room right next to us. Cum tastes gross.

[Spoiler]I'm a girl btw [/spoiler]

>>85586787
Yeah, it was bad, really really bad. It was so bad I'd be flaccid within seconds of her putting my dick in her mouth. Turned out alright in the end though because we fucked again two years later and found out she didn't have a gag reflex, so I just fucked her throat instead.

Ey ya hear what I said?

shit thread

>>85589713
t. ugly Virgin who has never came in a girls mouth

Everyone laugh at this faggot!

>>85589511
post roast

"Remember when" is the lowest form of conversation

>>85587992
SKEEEEEEEEEEEUP

>>85587101
How old were you?