Will he love the Emoji Movie or hate it?

He won't review it because if he gives it a good review it messes up his counterculture pose that's he's striking to sell his upcoming book, but if he gives it a bad review he won't be able to be a contrarian about it.

He's gonna love it, obviously. 0% on Rotten Tomatoes? He's gonna honor it as the best movie ever made.

He really hates consumerism and modern culture, so I imagine he's just gonna complain about that for his review.

>>85585575
Sure, but he also writes for National Review and hates modern liberalism. Considering that this movie was supposed to "help inspire people to resist Trump" I doubt he'll consider giving it any praise.

>>85585648
He'll just claim it's a sly damning by faint praise of the shallow meme-driven culture that we have today.

>>85585575
>>85585537
>>85586141
Is there anything more reddit than shitting on armond?

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>>85586141
>resist Trump
the country would look exactly the same if Clinton was president, except dicky girls would still be allowed in the military

No, the director is adamantly pro-Trump so he will 100% not like it at all.

>>85587562
And liberals would be protesting the last nigger killed by cops instead of Trump

>>85587504
I wasn't shitting on Armond. I was just saying he's gonna love the Emoji Movie because everyone hates it. That's what he does. It's is repertoire. Now is there anything more reddit than being so sensitive to opinions you don't share that you scream "reddit" at everything?

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>>85587714
ebin meme reply. you sure are a true memester, Mr. Meme Man. :^)

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>>85587678
you're the only memer if you think armond white is simply le epic gay contrarian review man xD

he has a passion for film that goes far beyond simple contrarianism. maybe you'll understand when you stop watching trash movies

>>85587504
Yes, bringing up reddit. This is the third thread in a row I've opened to find some oblivious newfag like you constantly bring up that place. Your obsession is obvious projecting. Also they didn't shit on Armond this is the best post in the thread >>85585537 it would be interesting to see some sabre metrics type stuff about armond and create a model to predict his future reviews

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>>85585648
>Gay nigger Republican hates consumerism

Yeah right