"i just masturbated. here is money"
-Kramer Seinfeld
great moments in television
>>85585280
The saga of the summer of George
"Did she cum in your mouth or something? I want an answer."
-Bill Cutting
"Where the hell have you been? Get on, boy."
-The Architect
"Yo senpai, this slavery shit is whack!"
-John Quincy Adams
"You're from a proud culture distinguished by countless intellectual and historical achievements."
-Clifford Worley
"Do you smell what the Hulk Man is frying up?"
-Terry Bollea
"When are you going to get a girlfriend and move out?"
-Yoda
"I never explicitly say it in the script...but we all know. Right?"
-Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs
"I'm Leeloo Dallas and this is my multipass"
-Leeloo
"Shit dont change unless you wipe your ass." - Dexter
"I can't afford my ex wife's health insurance"
-Sam Heidecker
"Show me your fuck face!"
-Michael Bolton
"It's icky like prom night."
-Doogie Howser M.D.
"To you, I am a big man"
-Batman
"Brian?"
-William Wilson, FBI
"ow get off me you puta perro"
-the dog pisserer
>>85586400
hahaha based Johnny
>Steve McCroskey: Johnny, how 'bout some more coffee?
>Johnny: No, thanks!
>>85590338
He was my favorite when I watched that movie as a kid. I'd laugh my ass off.