/cat/ Complaining about Tarkovsky General

His films aren't for ADHD kids like you.

>>85584653
They are for try hards like you?

>>85584614
>His films have literally no substance.
What does this mean?

>>85585753
There is a scene of his where cars drive down a highway for 8 minutes for no reason

>>85584653
>He's butthurt so he moves on to ad hominems
Cute

>>85584614
tell us more genderfluid bro

So...this is the brainlet general?

>>85585834
Oh, so boring you mean. Like a Gus Van Sant film.

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Hands up if you rather watch this shit that this boring commie hack. At least its an adventure and not just drawn on shots of the most uninteresting things the director could find (lets just film these river plants for 20 minutes! people will think I am so deep!)

>>85585834
You fucking brainlet. He was trying to convey the idea that space, just like watching someone drive, is dull. It's self referential. He's a genius that conned his way to the top.

>>85586251
I hope for your sake you are trolling. You don't show something having a meaningless scene.

his films have no substance? Do all slow directors not have substance? Tarr, Ming-Liang, Costa?

>>85586307
Of course I am. I think he's a director that doesn't fully understand the benefits and negatives of film vs the written word. That's why he's boring.

>>85586965
thank god. BvS is better than anything he made

BVS > solaris
not even meming

>>85587033
Probably not

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>>85587061
Watch this version. It's actually done a lot better.

>>85587061
this

god bless zack snyder

>>85587113
"no"

>>85587169
You have 0 taste and can't recognize actually kino when you see it

>>85587209
"no"

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>>85587121
Lets settle this once and for all
Zack or Tarkhacksky?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13564045/