Valerian and the looped bootleg.

you mean a version with a character explaining everything so the stupid american audience can understand the plot and not have to use their small brains.

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>numale manlet and goblin fridge (and that monkey rihanna) jumping in front of a greenscreen for 2 hours

no thanks

>>85579225
I want that goblin fridge to keep my penis cool if you know what I mean Pepe.

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>>85579297
lets say you could pick any woman for a fugg you want, from every place or time at her absolute prime, who would you take?

>>85578219
what kind of shit are you downloading?

Valerian.2017.HDCAM.X264-SeeHD

>>85579378
Damned if I know. The scope of the question is too big and I don't have any particular waifus I could instantly make a snap decision for which is probably why I have a fondness for that goblin and her thick fuzzy eyebrows.

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>>85578522
>basing your national pride on shitty flicks
kek

>>85579505
He's a cam pleb, of course he's dumb enough to download fake copies.

>>85578522
This is why the movie failed. Evidently, Besson listened to people like you. "Muhrikkans are fuckin' stupid so have you to have the characters explain everything they're doing! Also, Muhrikkans won't like good actors who are chosen for their acting ability and suitability for the role. We need to fill the film with pop stars and meme 'actors.'"

Despite being catered to an "American" audience, the film has flopped spectacularly in the U.S. Congratulations.