/nakedattraction/

watch it here
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

Who checking out Sara Pascoe's legs here

So Crystal Maze is taking a break until the regular folk play yeah? Have they said a date?

How can people watch the last leg? Fucking shite.

You realise tonight is a gay special? 2 lads?

>43

wew lads

MILF

>>85576648
Fuming if true

>43

Uh oh.

>have a child
>at 43

good luck love
would ravage her still

Old Hag ;___; Rotten eggs, Autism ahoy.

43? my 70 year old gran looks younger than her

MICROPENIS

blues fucking stance kek

>>85576739
>>85576751

You are literally gay if you would not smash her no childbirth vagina

red going out 1st

LITTLE

GREY

PUBES

O brave new world that has such people in it.

haha i like this milf she isn't fucking about

Dirty old slag, bet shes fucked 100s of men in her time

LIFT UP YOUR WILLY

HAHAHA

WE'RE SO PROGRESSIVE

THIS MAN IDENTIFIES AS A WOMAN BUT HE STILL HAS HIS PENIS

HAHAHA

THIS IS THE FUTURE

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>getting naked on tv for some 43 year old slag

What the fuck yurop

that fucking micropenis kek

red committing sudoku after this show

>>85576798
I was more worried about the guys in the pods.

Case in point, most of them look like they have elves caps, including grey pubed Santa.

not zero, not one BUT
T W O
W
O

Balls

>Red

At last somebody with a smaller dick than me

that nigga had blue fingernails what the fuck

inb4 removal of microbenis

>looking at willies on a friday night

kill me lads

wtf they hug?!

blue is an orc haha

>got eliminated before a literal micropenis

JUST

blue looks like he can barely breath right

blue if favking huge

>bear mode santa claus from hell

You know the right choice whore

blue is roiding af

Do they swap the genders after this or will I be looking at dongs all night?

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>Blue

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>tfw old bitch doesn't want me

blue looks like he's doing sagat's idle animation

what a shit presenter

>Stupid tattoos
>Hips wider than chest
>Flat and hairy
>Flabby tits
>A fucking adonis

GEE I WONDER WHO

not gay but green had a proper fit body

lovely arse

>waist to hip ratio

How do you even correct that?

>>85576982
next one is the gay from the intro that makes the comment about willys in bums

so the next one has titties?

>blue gates booted.
>kills the entire crew.

>>85577039
looks like we get to see the slag's tits

>Long chili cheeseburger

wtf I love Britbongs now

>>85577049
lol

P O O E D

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REMINDER

NO BBC = SHIT EPISODE

i'd probably get a stiffy if i went on this

jesus they're all fuck ugly

>turn this on
>first thing I see is a row of cocks

wow, england is so gay

RASHEED LMAO

what a dumb slag

adam driver?

Figures I get to watch it the night there's 13 ding dongs and the only tits are older than Star Wars.

>settle down at 43

rofl, just rofl

>43
>im ready to settle down

i wanna dropkick this cunt

>poo in loo
>orc
>jesus
>bear mode

Would any 43 year old women, seriously pick blue to settle down with

Pajeet BTFO

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last ep

It's the fucking Black Eyed Peas and a roided up Leslie Neilsen

If this GILF pinched your arse at a bar, would you be alpha enough to take her home and smash it?

>>85577254
why even post your screenshots if you censor them

RACIST

This is the most redpilled show I have ever seen

>skinny nerd is relationship material
>chad "looks like a lot of fun and I know why"

I hope she dies of HPV

>British.
>dental health no concern.

Checks out.

red kind of looks like a retired andy serkis

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>>85577267
cheeky cunt

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>move from Tursday to Friday

FUCK

What did I miss?

>not enough hair
lmfao

yellow is so fucking creepy

how on earth is she ever going to 'settle' with any of the cunts she's left

>>85577254
grim

isn't 43 really old to be getting pregnant?

>>85577350
she voted the two normals out at the start lol

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>>85577254
>>85577334

>>85577108
wow this makes me feel like a sex god

>that second from the left

He can grow hair YOU LYING BITCH

This show is grim

>>85577365
lol grandad

Downs is just a fact of life

Andy about to get BTFO

Everything about this show pisses me off and I cant look away

The wheelchair guy and the big black shogun weren't more different?

What a fucking slut

not bad for 43

that jesus is creepy af

this incel has got no chance

>we've never had two so different bodies

They had the black guy wit all the tattoos and giant cock vs the guy in a wheelchair

Lying cow

>>85577445
>t. Dicklet

do any of them ever pop a boner at this point?

Beta males BTFO

>>85577496
i think its too cold

State of these freaks

SHOCK OF THE CENTURY

How the fuck is nudity allowed on tv?

alpha as fuck

would quite like to see this beast destroy her

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CHAD WINS AGAIN

CHAD WINS AGAIN

CHAD WINS AGAIN

WHY

WHY THE CLOSEUP OF THE HAIRY ASS

>picked Andy

well.....fuck

I was wrong

CHAD FUCKS

beta ____

this dude looks like leslie neilson in a muscle suit

no bad

he looks a lot worse with his clothes on

>>85577531

what do you call an old British Chad?

>>85577555
Nigel Thunderoos

>>85577548
that bitch just wants some peen

>>85577525
no boners
aired after the watershed

>>85577555
Gary (Gaz)

remember that really cute blonde girl from the previous seasons?

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>>85577555

>I think I can change chad

I have no idea how she ended up 43 and single

>Chad wins even when he's a fucking pensioner
Are you kidding

CHAD WINS EVEN WHEN HES OLD AF

fugg

she got it from big andy

what's his accent?

I've never watched this before. Is it usually this fucking weird?

>>85577580
This could never be aired on US tv unless it was on some sort of paid cable channel

Is this the whole show or is there a reverse version now?

>>85577555
Dad

love this katy perry song xxx

>>85577626
you have no fucking idea

watch the back catalogue

>>85577608

he's a taxi driver

ROASTIE BTFO

>>85577621
Bongistani

JUST

SHE GOT BTFO BY CHAD

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE

OLD NIGGA HIT IT AND QUIT IT

BASED FAKE TAN GUY

hahaha fucking hell she got blown the fuck out jesus christ

>He never called back

Saw that shit coming.

Lmao he literally pumped and dumped her this is great

>>85577629

And that's why you are a terrible country full of cucked manlets.

>how does it keep happening!!??!

every roastie ever

lmfao
this is fantastic
old roastie btfo

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>I'm ready to settle down at 43
>*chooses chad*
>Chad uses this show to pork-slam some roastie and cut her off

C l a s s i c

WHO HERE /CHAD/?

Pump & Dump, Roasty BTFO

stacy never learns....

well who saw that one coming

That guy is my fucking hero

holy shit

we should all aspire to be that guy at 65 years old or whatever the fuck

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what the fuck did she expect jesus hahahhahahahaha

43 years old and this roastie hasnt learned
Screeching

advertkino

So she chose a Chad and he acted like a Chad?

Will Roasties never fucking learn. This is why this white woman is single in her 40s.

>>85576235

>show is called Naked Attraction
>the attractive host isn't naked

What did you limey fucks mean by this?

>>85577654

when will they learn?

is the show over now or do they show another set of people?

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r9k was right again

oh dear
remember a couple of weeks ago the lad didn't even come back to the studio

>>85577777

>>85577780
A second set is coming.

But it looks like it'll be a gay guy and six more peens.

>>85577780

Naked women up next

hotel? trivago

>>85577773
Poor man's Davina.

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This is all I see when this woman speaks.

>>85577810
"If you can't fit it in your mouth it probably won't fit in your bum"

for fooks sake

Reminder that the host has taste Sue Perkins' pussy

>>85577773
>attractive host

You mean the woman who realized she was a lesbian after a 20 year relationship with a man?

most people are saying a gay guy is next so prepare to be disappointed

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not that bad for a 40 year old desu

>>85577794

yeah the big black guy clearly got his nut and ghosted

*chooses Chad with big cock*
*Gets pumped and dumped*
>WHY DID HE LEAVE ME?!?

CM PUNK

>my nickname is Jesus
>because I look lie Jesus
>I like in a church

dafuq

This cunt.

I missed the first half

highlights?

Jesus & Moby.

JESUS

seems like a nice bloke

3rd time Chad got picked and the 3rd time Chad BTFO the dumb roastie

is C4 dare I say, /ourchannel/?

Oh he's not gay.

>>85577854
yeah except for the tits and the stomach and the hips

look at this hipster faggot. why does he get puss?

IT'S NOT FAIR REEEEEEEEEEEE

Jesus's second cumming

/takemeout/ and /nakedattraction/ when?

>le I don't use a smartphone look at me nu male
Fucking hell

>never been on a date
>hates stacies

he is /ourguy/

STRONG

INDEPENDENT

Holy shit, that slag on the bench who rejected him is hotter than anyone I've seen on this show.

STRONG

He seems quite decent desu

>>85577854
Never got a good shot of her bum though and that looked pretty nice from the side.

STRONK

>>85577948
I tried to keep TMO going this year and got no response

Paddy need to step up and go back to what we liked

If he's looking for a bitch that doesn't take selfies where the fuck is he supposed to find that

>roastie lips
>tattoos
oh dear oh daer

>hipster hair
>hipster beard
>lumberjack gear
>dude old phone lmao
>doesn't date
>I don't need to be interesting I live in a church

Guy is cancer.

RED

VAGINA

MISTRESS

RACE

>tattoos

GOD WHY

ROAST BEEF SPOTTED

goodbye orange

hit the bricks orange

Do any of those slags keep some hair down there
Not really a fan of the bald look

>>85577949
how is not using a smartphone nu-male?

fucking idiot

TIDY

pink/purple has a cute vag

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This show is fucking mint. How often is this on?

Hipster degenerate is attracted to other degenerates. How surprising.

lads post screens, not watching but i wanna see some hotties

Stream for non limeys?

Jesus, this fucking show literally wtf

>Delicate

>1/2 of all slags have no pubes

good lasses

Pink noice

>only 4% of men like bush

wrong

That square arse on red.

greens bum is quality

>>85577912
43 year old woman wants to settle down and have kids. Literally 5 nice guys and a giant muscle man with gray pubes. She chose the chad and he pumped and dumped.

>>85578082
Not really. I am not opposed to a bit of pubes, but fully bushy is horrid

>BRITISH WOMEN

red absolutely disgusting

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>orange

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>liking bald fannies

Stream ded for anyone?

>>85578059
weekly, although there's already been 4/5 episodes so likely not much more this series

purple wins

This guy needs a heeming

>>85578082
hard to believe such shit taste is a vast minority huh kiddo

>>85578064

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why is it angled?

what in the fuck britain

fatty btfo

FATTY LAUREN FUCK OFF
BTFO

WHAT THE FUCK

>>85578116
TIME TRAVELLER FROM THE 70s

TELL THEM NOT TO SUPPORT AFGHANISTAN

He dodged a bullet with red holy shit

Dreads hahahaha. Fucking disgusting.

>your average 22 year old has a lumpy arse and droopy breasts

>>85578161
kek

I mean this is yellow for sure right?

>>85578028
It's just a certain type of virtue signalling. Having a smartphone for it's obvious uses but not using social media is what a patrician would do, this guy HAS to have a bad phone to let people know

yellow is horrific

Round up and decapitate all tattoo "artists"

T H I C C

>he likes small chebs
literal nonce

>deleting your waifu with the first pick
not doing well

Yellow best tits, pink number 2.

>>85578064
http://tvcatchup.com/watch/channel4

>>85578171
>dat fat

YELLOW BTFO

>those sad tits on orange

green is the only acceptable choice at this point

Jesus fuck just send yellow home

tiny tits on all of them
fuck this shite

>>85578172
didn't he just say he didn't want a shallow instagram whore?

all bad tits, ffs

what the fuck is this show?

all these girls have ugly bodies

Ah he fucked himself. Pink is a plank and Orange has a spare tire bigger than the Michelin man.

HAHAHAHA HE KICKED OFF THE BEST ONE RIGHT AWAY, HAHAHAHA!

>No titcows
baka

>>85578191
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These god tier little breasts.

MICROWILLIES MENTIONED

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>sending home the titcow first pick

Disgusting outie belly button

Queen Izabella was a right dirty slag

Orange gtfo

>>85578199

I mean its better than fucking orange holy shit

>>85577334
mmmm

The absolute state of orange.

DAE think nipple piercings are gross

BYE BYE ORANGE

yellow wins pretty easily tbph

>nipple studs are a millennial musthave
REMOVE THOTS

correct choice

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MICROWILLY BELLYBUTTON

>>85578209
wait shit I meant orange. Fuck I'm colorblind.

>that sad droopy stomach


yellow has a good body

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>Orange

PICS!

Purple looks alright maybe.

FAT ORANGE BTFO

I would've fucked red

>I d-didn't want him anyway

shut up you fat bint

32 year old student, dodged a bullet there.

>bright coloured hair

dodged a bullet there

I like how these fags always pick the clear uggo to go second so they don't look fat phobic

anyone got a picture of red? i missed her

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>32 year old student

FATTIES GET FUCKED

or preferably don't

>>85578304
Yeah red wasn't bad and had a cute face despite the dreads.

>people hating on yellow when they meant orange

Pls engage your eyes lads, yellow has this in the bag.

he's getting rid of all the fatties 1 by 1
good lad

>Woman gets CHAD option
>man doesn't get Stacey

so progressive


tumblrina btfo'd

>STICK LEGS
Dan Bilzerian

>>85578223

Eh pink and yellow are fine, bod wise

>decent face and legs
>sadface belly
lmao my sides

State of this numale hippy cunt
Would turn his jawbone to dust

>>85577983
My bad, I taped them all after I got behind. Although nothing was gonna top those celeb specials.

>>85578329
He fucked up with the chubby

She had a nice face a good proportions which means she's 40lbs away from being a sex-bomb

FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TOO CRAIG

this show just makes me so SO thankful my gf goes to the gym

CORSE DUNCAN

>>85578214
But he also uses a shitty Nokia brick phone

>fat
>dyed hair
>32 YEAR OLD STUDENT
jesus fucking christ

>>85577933
If he did do you think he would need to embarrass himself on national TV?

>only 4% men like bush
>most women over 25 will have bush
damn sucks to be that 4%

>lets talk about sex-
>-toys

channel 4 pls

your body is the one thing you can do something about

lazy slags put down the chocolate and hit the gym

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>32 year old student
literally how

>>85578379
???

>>85578360
>tfw the botnet wants him to stay a virgin

LOTS OF MILK
LOADS OF CHOCLATE FLAVOR

>>85578371
He is guaranteed puss just for coming on the show and picking a naked chick you mong

>>85578360
yes he should be a good goy and buy the latest iphone to fit in

>>85578387
>lazy slags put down the chocolate and hit the gym

RADICAL. FAT. ACCEPTANCE.

>>85578403
>>85578362
she changed majors 8 times

If I saw this runtoid irl I reckon I'd turn his jaw into fairy dust

>mom...im HIV positive

>gf gone to bed
>can watch this while i shitpost with fellow anons
we /comfy/ now

>>85578403
shes probably getting her doctorate

>>85578405
whats the matter anon?

>>85578458
far too many yanks here for that

has it ended? just getting adverts on that tvcatchup thing

Why is Kevin Bacon shilling Apple products to Brits. Why did that one woman not have a British accent

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Katherine Ryan would GET IT

>>85578458
only 15 minutes left you mong

>>85578459
no way is a doctor of anything on this show

all of these women are disgusting

>>85578467
I'm a Yank visiting Finland rn desu

>>85578459
in gender studies

how big is this guy's dick gonna be?

>>85578475
same here, fucking brits

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STOP SHAMING ME CHANNEL 4

>>85578484
yeh i would slap a belt around her neck and choke that dumb american bitch out while i tear her ass open

>>85578458
>gf gone to bed

its only 4pm anon...

>>85578493
good for you i do not care

>>85578448
>>85578342
>>85578132

hey there samefag

>>85578496
it'll be fucking tiny

Respect the water, lads.

>>85578467
>far too many yanks here for that
feel free to post on your popular british website

>>85578436
Not what I said, plenty of phones cheap as anything much better than a brick

You guys kidding? He's a numale hipster, he was immediately drawn to how painted blue is. She's the clear frontrunner.

>>85578448
>>85578342

Fat burger detected, course you would son.

YELLOW GONNA GIT FUCKED

green and blue exterminate

those teeth

>pink and yellow
MY DICK

PINK IS THE ONLY RIGHT CHOICE

MOONFACE

blue please!

Blue is gone.

BRACES AND MOLE GIRL

G R E E N
R
E
E
N

B T F O
T
F
O

Braces are grim

PINK EASILY FITTEST

I would walk off the fucking stage

does he get his knob out now or what

Oi yellow is fit

i swear to god yellow has been on this show before

green is kind of a cutie, shame about the tatts

Boring choice but I only like pink.

pink is a fucking cheeky fuck, sticking it up her ass while choking her

Yellow looks like sansa

>>85578530
t. yank disappointed he isn't a 7ft black guy with a massive dick

BLUE IS ARYA "QUASIMODO" STARK

pink best girl, yellow a cute

Hold on a minute, I swear yellow has been on a previous episode before? can the women come back or something?

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WHAT THE FUCK

WHY ARE BRITS SO UGLY

>>85578577
boots 2 more then he will

>>85578580
might of seen her on another channel4 program, quite common on this show they reuse the drama students

It's yellow and blue and he's picking blue, cap this.

I thought only south americans get braces in their twenties

>>85578590
fat sansa

>british genetics

That being said I would go pink. Red was the overall winner from me due to tit-queen properties

who gives a shit about braces facts

also I want blue I love the black hair

>he's not picking that hot slut pink

>these random info segments

Green or Yellow ftw

PINK
PINK
PINK
PINK
PINK

>>85578607
cheers mate. just watching this cause im self conscious about my small american cock

Yellow has a big old face but is still the best, followed by pink. Green and blue gtfo, green is a dwarf mongoloid and blue looks like a lesbian.

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yellow is CUTE

BRACES COME OFF YOU FUCKING RETARD WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

>>85578566
called it

>the energy isn't right
Fucking mongo I could flatten this guy with 1 punch

BRACEFACE BTFO

>>85578622
There's like 10 people in my uni year that have braces.

>>85578602
They can't have qts on because it would be unfair for everyone else.

cannot imagine any girl saying i'm fit like she just said to him

just can't fathom a girl finding me attractive

>i'm not really feeling it

what he really means
>I don't like horse gums

I hope he picks Pink but he's not