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>Emoji Movie went up from 0% to 3% Y O U C U N T

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>Emoji Movie went up from 0% to 3%

Y O U
C U N T
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>>85575978
/ourgal/
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>>85575978
>I'm spending my Friday night refreshing the Rotten Tomatoes score of a CGI movie aimed at 3 year olds and getting triggered about it.

take an autism pill and rethink your life
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YASSS SLAY QUEEN
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>>85575978
Oh look, it's christcuck movie reviews
uggghh
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I imagine the train of thought within Columbia when it came to this movie was "irony sells", but they've probably managed to drive away even the edgy contrarian crowd with how obnoxious and overbearing the marketing for this has been.

I'll be amazed if this is #3 or higher next week.
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>>85575978
POSITIVE
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>>85575978
>literal propoganda
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>it's not Armond
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>>85575978
>christcucks are plaebians when it comes to their taste in movies
Not surprised
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She gave it a 3/5, not exactly positive just not negative. Not that anyone pays attention to reviews other the thumbs up or thumbs down.
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>>85575978
So is that consensus supposed to be a single character? Like they're trying to be clever? Or is it just a glitch?
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>>85575978
Armond White fresh review when?
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>>85576098
>Hollywood elites didn't do enough to elect Hillary
Now I've seen it all
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>>85576098
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>>85576540
Go back to /pol/ with that trump shit
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>>85576599
Cant stop meme magic
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>>85576733
Why go through the effort of making this? No one is ever going to read that.
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>>85576733
I thought Hillary killed those who disagree with her? So why do you support Trump supposedly killing people who disagree with him?
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>>85576796
The salt in your response.......its....beautiful
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>>85575978

This is a good thing. A zero would make it much more infamous and give it much more attention
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>>85576733
>B-but Hitlery killed 4 Americans in Benghazi! B-but Seth Rich!!!! HiLIEry is killing americans who oppose her!!!
Meanwhile, Trump is using magic powers to kill those who disagree. Do you not see the irony?
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>>85576939
Can't prove that in court, Russ
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>>85575978
is this film going to lose more money than Valerian?
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>>85576859
Back to r/the_donald
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>>85576859
>>85576733
Wrong board sonny
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>>85577200
>le go back to pol maymay
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>>85577157

Impossible. Valerian cost 4x the amount
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>>85576599
>>85576796
>>85576839
>>85577161
>>85577200
RAAAAAAAHRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH IT WAS HER TURN /B/ROS IT WAS HER TURN WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>85577459
Im as /pol/ as they come, but that image is serious autism. No one is going to spend twenty minutes reading all that.
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>>85577638
If that takes you 20 minutes to read you need to go get checked for mental retardation.
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>>>85577459
>Im as /pol/ as they come
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>>85577717
>Twenty minutes for fifty news articles
hmm
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>>85577638
>20 min to read that
Underaged detected.
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>>85577753
replied to the wrong post my dude
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>>85577252
>>85577459
>>85577753
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>>85577774
95% of it is headlines and a few sentences, the other 5% are a few paragraphs at most. You're ADHD ridden, retarded, or illiterate. Or all of the above.
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>>85577827
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>>85577827
>/v/edditor MS paint comic
Libcuck memes are pathetic.
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>>85577827
>Le /pol/ boogeyman
rent free my dude, rent free
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>>85577850
Uh huh, whatever you say my dude
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Based. Reminder Trump is president for the next 8 years libcucks.
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>>85577917
>it takes me 20 minutes to read 2 1/2 pages of words
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>>85577894
It's harder because we don't have the backing of the Russian state.
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>>85576540
Ok... Listen here bigot...

I'm what some people around here refer to as an "oldfag". I've been hacking 4chan kiddies like you since 2010 when this website was created. If you keep posting your hateful, racist schlock I'm going to Dock you (release your personal information on the interwebz). Tiny hands Drumphy WILL be impeached, mark my words, I know people on the dark web who are ready to spill the dirt on DRUMPH any day now. Laugh while you can alt-righter...

We do not forgive
We do not forget
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What does Emoji movie have to do with politics? I swear I see this every single time I go into a thread to shit on this movie.
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>>85578029
>IT'S RUSSIA'S FAULT WE CAN'T INTO MEMES REEEEEE
wew
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>>85577459
>>85577252
>>85576859
>>85576733
>>85577894
>>85577965
>>85578078
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Imagine being on the team who was making Popeye and seeing this shit.
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>>85578046
see >>85576098
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>>85578046
See
>>85576098
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>>85577986
>I take wording very seriously on 4chan
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>>85578119
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>>85578152
>big werds hert brane
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This is what all you r/the_Donald kiddos look like in real life when you try to do that trump shit in public
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>>85576520
I was shocked they didn't make a 200M movie about how you need to vote for Hillary.
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>>85578266
>kiddos

Lol projecting your "daddy issues"

Didnt get held a lot as a child?
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>>85578266
Wtf I hate white people and love mass immigration of shitskins now
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>>85578228
I know they do champ, try to keep up though
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>>85576098
When will these people learn that Trump is pretty much protected by divine intervention?
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>champ

>>85578370
See
>>85578330
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>>85578266
Stay mad libcuck
8 more years PRAISE KEK
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>>85578169
Turn the 8 sideways desu
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>>85578266
THIS.
Pic related, you better fear us drumpflets
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>>85578370
t. sub-70 IQlet
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>>85578266
>this is what happens when you vote for the guy I didn't want you to vote for! You get ganged up on and beat up! That's how tough us tolerant liberals are!
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BOYS

CALM DOWN

Let's just wait until our boy Armond gets a look at it, okay?

Let's not lose our heads here, it might still be good
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>>85578029
>the backing of the Russian state.
Believing jew propaganda. Forget the time Hillary sold Russia a quarter of a billion dollars worth of Uranium? Even CNN admitted off-camera the Russian narrative is complete bullshit.
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>>85578498
see>>85578498
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>>85576374
>t. atheist virgin who probably enjoyed pic related
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>>85578266
Watch out libtard, us centipedes are a tough bunch!
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>>85578564
>might still be good
t. drumpftard
This movie is pure KINO. It's not a movie for drumpflets, you have to have a sense of humour to appreciate it. It's funnier than The LEGO Movie (2014) which was the last movie that had me laughing from beginning to end until I saw Le Filme Emojie. It's a LAUGH-OUT-LOUD (LOL) non-stop comedic romp from start to finish. Only inbred hicks hate it because they hate what they don't understand
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>>85576599
/po/ actually has to go back though, they're not very good imho
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>>85578653
Wow, black trump supporters! FUCKING BASED!
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>>85578597
>CNN can track down the redditor who mad a .gif that hurt their feelings.
>cant find a solid link between Trump and Russia
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>>85578614
Your damage control is pathetic but that's to be expected from a literal brainlet. You really have no leg to stand on considering it takes you 20+ minutes to read what amounts to 2-3 pages of a book. I believe you on one point, you're definitely a the_donald /pol/ tourist, I'll give you that.
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>>85578720
>check reddit account for past posts full of personal info
>"track down"
I keep forgetting you guys are technologically impaired.
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>>85578697
I thought I was not going to see that pasta here.
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>>85578771
You're super smart, I get it. Keep on typing meme replies, I love it.
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>>85576098
>Progressive movie
>Only brown character is literal shit
Really makes you think
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>>85578266
I would also do that. Would literally smack the stupid maga hat off that kid's face
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>>85578697

fuck of libcuck

us magapedes love the emoji movies. don't listen to the FAKE REVIEWS of paid shills giving it bad reviews.

it's surprisingly redpilled and based af, just look at PJW's video on it.
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>>85576098
what the fuck is this "yaas slay queen" thing?
How am I even supposed to read it? I can only imagine it being like some faggot shit
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>>85578836
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>>85576494
Too late. Meme Contrarianigger already got beat to the punch.
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>>85578827
I know you love meme replies, I get it, it's the highest level of reading you can manage.
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>>85578888
Why does he do meme roles?
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>>85578888
They give him a shit ton of cash.....thats why
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>>85578888
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
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>>85575978
commonsensemedia lmao
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>dumps
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>>85579128
Like what other angle can you take on Trump....its like comedically tiring at this point.
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>>85578653
>a bunch of adult whites and a couple of blacks
>2 teenagers
>no latinos
>no muslims
>no fat girls

I see nothing wrong with that.
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>>85578653
antifa would fuck those losers up
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>>85578653
>90% white, 10% black
Real US
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>>85578152

Just go to school ffs Jamal
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>>85579199
>>85578653
Like, i'm not even a trump supporter and I see nothing wrong with this
>>85579289
Is that matt forney on the far left??
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>>85578653
>>85579289
the war of the autists is coming
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>>85578454
the dude looks pretty cyberpunk desu
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>>85578653

I salute you brothers! PRAISE KEK!

-Proud memeber of Kekistan
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>>85579289
>>85578653
Why do the far left/far right like to LARP so much? It's so cringe
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>>85579128
Shouldn't people who request safe spaces and act like they care about feelings be aware that this has reached a point where their "comedy" is nothing but comprehensive systematic bullying? Guess it's ok if you target someone who has a different opinion.
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>>85579462

Problem? Say it to my face cuck.
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>>85579394
Kekistan is by far the cringiest thing to come out of the alt-right
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>>85575978
Still better than any Marvel movie
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>>85579491

heh
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>>85579491
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>>85576599
End your internet service
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>>85578266
>bullying is good when it's for our cause
hmm
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>>85579491
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>>85577827
I can tell /co/ made this
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>>85576098
>haha im out of shape and my shirts off lmao

fucking hack.
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Can I be real for a second?

This board is fucking atrocious right now. You're all acting like a bunch of whiny, entitled little babies.

A tiny team of people made an animated adventure for you to embark on. They made it for YOU, and they're going to wake up tomorrow morning and see that instead of enjoying it, this community of "fans" picked out the 3 or 4 things that weren't perfect and are using that to fucking riot.

Guess what? The movie was never going to be perfect. It was never going to live up to your hype. It was never going to be everything you'd ever want in a movie.

What it WAS going to be was an impossibly epic adventure filled with action and funny shit. I just watched it for an hour and a half and it was exactly that. What more do you want?

Is it simple? Sure. Is it repetitive? Maybe. Is the product placement jarring and the jokes questionable and the structure unclear? Sure, fine.

But holy shit what do these people OWE YOU?

How fucking entitled do you have to be to have the appventure of a lifetime inside a smartphone and then say "yeah but…"

We should all be fucking weeping in our chairs right now at the sheer size and scale of the achievement. We should be showering the people behind this thing with the praise they deserve for pulling off one of the most inspiring movies in recent memory.

Sony Pictures doesn't owe you a good time. Yet they gave you 86 MINUTES worth.

If you have the fucking audacity to complain about it then you don't deserve it and you were never fans in the first place.
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>>85579491
>alt-right
fucking Sargon, reeeeeeeeee
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>>85579838
I've been on 4chan for 4506893456908345 years. If this isn't legit then this is an 11/10 troll
well played
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>>85579491
The evolution of it was funny. But it became chanology tier. Once a meme goes IRL it's gone too far and is cringy as frick.
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>>85579881
literally the guy to blame for the kekistan shit
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>>85579902
Pretty sure it's a modified pasta of No Mans Sky.
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>>85579462
For our amusement. Dance monkey boi dance.
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it only took three posts for this to become a trump thread pretty impressive desu
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>>85575978
How is that a positive review.
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>>85579909
Why are you so extremely against it is my question?
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I miss when you could be anti-leftist without rebbitors spamming pictures of other rebbitors while telling you to go back to rebbit.
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>>85579491
It came from /pol/ but was taken over by reddit and Sargon.
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>>85578848
No you wouldnt
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The only review that matters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWn8zsYtbtY
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>>85580065
Emoji movie was a masterpiece of cinema, can't wait for Armond White to give it a fresh review
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>>85579938
i don't go on /v/
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>>85578848
Tough guy.
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>>85575978
why is saying the movie is shit now a political thing
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>>85580189
Because the main character's voice actor said the movie is anti-trump, you fucking bigot alt-right NAZI
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>complain that reviewers always make everything about trump
>derail a movie thread to talk about trump
I hate you faggots more than the liberals at this point.
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>>85578169
>couldn't even repeal obamacare with a majority in both houses of congress
>AGAIN
yeah I hope he's president forever, these laughs are something else. Trump is the Emoji Movie of presidents
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>>85579374
He does at that.
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>>85575978
"This is a film that seems beamed from a near future in which nothing goes right; “words,” as the kids in the film agree, “aren’t cool” anymore; and Patrick Stewart making jokes about soft shits is the new prestige TV. But what do I know? At my screening, which was for both press and a handful of unfortunate families, at the first sighting of her favorite rainbow-colored icon, a little girl behind me cried out, adoringly, “It’s Instagram!” A new age of heroes is born."
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>>85580363
horseshoe theory
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>>85580025
/pol/ is reddit
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>>85580387
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>>85579491
Middle-schoolers ruin everything on the internet, they always have to turn it into a "meme".
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>>85580414
Holy fuck.
This is some real horror shit.
Lovecraft ain't got nothing on this shit.
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>>85580387
>>85580523
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>>85578720
good post
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>don't normally come to /tv/ but decided to see what everyone was saying about the Emoji movie
>see this thread
>it's all political bickering

see ya
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>>85578720
>Trump can't repeal an unpopular liberal policy with a party majority in both houses of Congress
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>>85580606
It took 3 fucking posts to turn this into a thread about trump
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>>85580640
>Trump can't build the wall or get a travel ban
>Military said they won't enforce trump's transgender military ban
>Obamacare still in place
This guy is literally the JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP president
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>>85580640
It passed the house and only failed in the senate because of John McTumor and two women.
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>>85580387
See
>>85577867
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>>85580775
You do realize the Supreme Court implemented most of the travel ban right Colbert?

>military said they wouldn't enforce the tranny ban
When?
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>>85580801
Kinda makes you wonder if Trump should've wasted his energy insulting POWs
>>85580840
Not an argument
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>>85580885
>liberals now love John "Bomb Bomb Iran" McCain
Really makes you think
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>>85580885
>>85580801
trump is literally a draft dodger while john mccain is a war hero
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>>85580965
I don't even like him but its hilarious how much he managed to fuck Trump over
>Trump goes out of his way to insult McCain for being a POW
>McCain singlehandedly cucks Trump out of repealing Obamacare
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>>85576098
won't be surprised when it turns out TJ Miller's involved in some questionable shit
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>>85580966
>war hero
>got over a hundred of his fellow servicemen killed and gave away secrets to the vietcong
Pick one
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>>85580885
Neither is you MS paint comic....but here we are.
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>>85581025
That's karma in action
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>>85581054
>this desperate to defend his draft dodger cuck of a president
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>>85581122
Tell us how many wars you fought in
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>>85581122
Fuck this zionist conman
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>>85581142
>whataboutism
literally not an argument
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>>85578030
>hacker
>oldfag

You didn't even make a meme faggot. Meanwhile I invented crab posting.
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>>85581199
>can't defend himself doing the same thing as Trump and not wanting to die in a war
>s-shut up
top lel eat shit you chickenhawk
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>>85581270
The difference is that I've never been drafted while Trump was
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>>85581270
>calls other people chickenhawks while fellating a blatant chickenhawk
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>>85580133
for you
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Can't we all just get along?
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>>85581301
Yeah I'm sure you'd definitely not dodge if the draft were around
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>>85581377
>projecting this hard
I love my country anon
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>>85575978
How can you live with yourself while working on a project like this?
>>
c-can we talk about the movie?
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>It's an autistic retards think every thing that happens on earth revolves around Donald Trump episode
boring
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>>85576098

Bravo T. J.! It was HER TURN, buddy!
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>>85581402
Alright then, feel free to sign up for the army then.
Oh wait then you'll bitch about not wanting to die for Israel or some shit and desert your post.
>>
>>85578653
MAGAcenaries have actual adults, antifags are fucked.
>>
>>85581474
See
>>85576098
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>>85575978
It was Armond White, right?
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>>85581402
but I thought the us army fought for israel?
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>>85581511
I actively sign up because I'm a fatass who would do terribly in the military and my talents lie elsewhere. But if I were to be called upon by my country then I wouldn't run away like a coward, unlike our president.
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>why is a thread about the Emoji movie getting so many replies?
>open thread
>it's just more politics bait
>>
>>85581585
See
>>85576098
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>>85576189
>I imagine the train of thought within Columbia when it came to this movie was "irony sells"

Nope.

Sony doesn't understand the concept of irony. That's why they allow the 21 Jump Street franchise to constantly undermine and demean them through dialogue in the fucking films they personally approve and produce. They're fucking clueless.

The train of thought with Emoji Movie was "people know what that is, and we MAKE smartphones! brand recognition and heavy product placement - it's the perfect scam! grab some idiot voice actors from our roster of contract slaves and let's get this shit over with so i can cash this check".
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>>85579128
I'm a leftist and colbert is fuckign annoying jesus christ.
>>
>>85581584
>I'm a fatass
Not surprising given all you do all day is post the same tired pics of Trump with Israeli shit and r/the_donald fags on /tv/ threads, it's always funny seeing people like you talk such a big game yet not even be physically able to do any of the shit you whine about Trump not doing.
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>>85581592
as i said: politics bait
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>>85581651
See
>>85576098
>>
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kek
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>>85580007
>KEK KEK KEK
>FUCKING LEFTISTS
>8 YEARS FAGGOT
>PRAISE KEK LMAO I POSTED IT AGAIN MOM
this is why literally no one likes /pol/ outside of /pol/
>>
>>85581663
that's clearly the bait that derailed the thread, what the fucks your point?
>>
>>85581643
There's a difference between choosing to pursue other skills and running away from your patriotic duty. Like I said, if I were drafted then I wouldn't run away, and I'm sure that boot camp would get me in enough shape. I love my country
>defending a chickenhawk so hard that you project your own chickenhawk properties onto other people
>>
>>85580801
Which is why politicians before Trump always avoided insulting people personally

Real life has consequences
>>
>>85581691
Still sad how people (ie kids and their parents) will go see it and this will get a sequel
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>>85576479
>emoji movie

you'll figure it out one day
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>>85581584
>my talents lie elsewhere
Shitposting all day on a japanese imageboard for free while eating isn't a talent anon
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>>85581705
honesty you deserve it for replying to them you retard
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>>85581708
>I-I would totally do it guys
>Join the military and die for Israel? No way!
If you really meant what you said you would sign up for active duty right now instead of pretending like you're better than Trump despite not even living through the draft.
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>>85575978
>check out cast, they're all jews
Good let it crashed and burn, 0% here we come again.
>>
>>85576839

The difference being:

>Hillary knowingly allowed innocent people to die for her own benefit, not to mention silencing detractors via assassination
>Donald just tosses out the bantz, sets a fire under their asses, they voluntarily say something stupid and cry about "le most depressing year of my life" and "literally Hitler". Finally, natural selection does what it should

One is shady, covert ups information silencing. The other is happy coincidence.
>>
>>85581716
t. Never alive for any presidential campaign before 2008
>>
>>85581707
See
>>85576098
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>>85581705
do you expect underage to NOT be cringe?
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>check out the review thread on the new movie
>it's /pol/ circlejerking
Every time.
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>r*dditors and leftpol set up /pol/strawmen and then attack them

go away
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>>85581866
>someone got mad enough to make this after getting called a cuck
kek
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>>85577827
Nothing in that top panel has ever happened
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>>85581909
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>has to make 10 posts a second complaining about /pol/ instead of just ignoring them like someone who was over 18 would actually do
you cunts are worse than they are because if you weren't here they wouldn't be.
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>>85581885
setting up crazy SJWs as liberals then attacking them as "the left" has always been one the alt-right's primary tactics
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>>85575978
How the hell do these "certified critics" get $60k/yr in salary for writing reviews like this?

>Positive messages, but colorful adventure is only "meh"

This quote can literally be slapped onto any fucking movie. How come I don't get paid $60k/yr to write reviews such as these?
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>>85581808
>still projecting
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>>85581937
Thanks for proving my point again
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>>85581985
That's why critics are shit
Reminder that Armond White is the only good movie critic
>>85581976
pic related
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>>85581937
>implying Bernie isn't a slimy gommie sellout
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>>85581976
Das rite, fellow enlightened alt-centrist radical! Hail Sargon!
>>
>>85582004
>weeb too
Why am I not surprised
>>
Since all critics are shills and reviews on Metacritic are mostly garbage I think it's quite safe to say that Emoji Movie is absolute redpilled kino
>>
>>85581937
Bernie is literally a sellout though desu. Literally killed any hope for a socialist US
>>
>>85581976
>>85582027
Oh so this is a leftypol invasion, the "Workers of the World Unite" isn't exactly subtle there Jason.
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>>85582052
>complains about anime on anime website
why am I not surprised
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>>85582077
Truly a hero.
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>>85576098
>point out leftists do something bad
>Leftpol shits up the entire thread
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>>85582027
>that pic
Name ONE (1) Lefty group/org that doesn't campaign and bitch on about identity politics. pro tip you can't
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>>85582110
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>>85576098
Took 3 fucking posts to derail this thread
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>>85582052
>doggedly loyal to Trump
>hates anime
can you be even more of an r/the_donald election newfag?
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>>85581623
Eh, I'm not buying it. There's just too many signed approvals needed from people within the studio who likely have enough sense to see that attempting to play something titled "The Emoji Movie" straight is undeniably out-of-touch and transparent.

They wanted the very idea of the movie to be a meme, and it's going to crash and burn.
>>
That doesn't sound positive. Why is it shown as a positive review?
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>>85582110
Thanks for confirming you're not to be taken seriously at all and are a fatass weeb
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>>85581818
>>check out cast, they're all jews
>Good let it crashed and burn, 0% here we come again.
>>
>>85582242
Browsing here since '06 and /tv/ since The Dark Knight came out, go back to /a/ faggot.
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>>85582277
Thank you for confirming that you are an actual the_donald redditor
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>thought this was a thread about the movie
>3 posts in, it gets derailed

WHAT...NO WAY
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>>85582312
>hating anime on an anime site
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>>85582312
nobody asked you to start pulling dates out your ass newfaggot
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>>85582321
>>85582389
>>85582423
>weebs this buttblasted
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>>85582448
>redditor this mad he got found out
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>>85582312
>guise i'm not a newfag, i've been here all summer!
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>>85582536
>>85582539
>weebs still mad
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>>85582448
>on 4chan
>not an anime fan
Found the redditor
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>>85582564
>image.png
how much more newfag can you get?
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>>85582564
>image.jpg
>he's not only a redditor but a mobileposter as well
>>
idk what's going on in this thread but I just wanted to say that anime is shit and only enjoyed by degenerates and children
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>>85582564
>image.png
Hello newfriend
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>>85582705
i know you are but what am i?
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>>85582705
Delet this
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>>85581585
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>>85580775
Lol none of that is true
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>thread is derailed by politics
>filled with bait, shitflinging, shitty memes and rage
>someone badmouths anime
>everyone unites to hate on him
there's still some hope for this place
>>
>>85575978
>Meh is a positive review

You can literally have 1000 review saying "it's just ok", "not the worst thing I've seen all year", " doesn't immediately make you want to kill yourself" and get 100% on RT.
>>
>>85579614
>these are the faggots spamming their capeshit consolewar faggotry on /tv/
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>>85582897
>asukafags
Liberals have such shit taste
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>>85582897
politics divides us but anime unites us
feels good man dot jpeg
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Does our lad Armond have a review out yet? I'm feeling this will bee his film of the year and he'll declare that it's actually a Solzhenitsyn-esque indictment of Leftism.
>>
>>85582613
>>85582653
>>85582714
>weebs hate technology and anything they can't afford
Not surprising
>>
>>85583019
>asuka
>liberals
t. dumbass
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>>85582897
save us from this meme hell /a/
>>
>>85578454
Apart from the glasses that guy actually looks bretty good
>>
>>85583049
http://www.cnn.com/2017/07/28/entertainment/emoji-movie-rotten-tomatoes/index.html
How long before he's the second critic to like it?
>>
This is the worst thread I've ever seen on 4chan, and that's saying something
>>
>>85575978
Besty is gonna get so roasted at the movie critics christmas office party this year.
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>>85582897
/pol/ and r/the_Cuckold will not divide us
>>
>>85583172

>This is the worst thread I've ever seen on 4chan, and that's saying something

being this new
>>
>>85583062
What has summer wrought upon this board?
>>
>>85583172
>This is the worst thread I've ever seen on 4chan, and that's saying something
Summerfags get out
>>
>>85583241
A bunch of filthy weebs
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>>85578119
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>>85583172
Dont let the door hit your ass on the way out
>>
>6%
>>
>>85583388
Did /ourguy/ Armond White give it a fresh review?
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>>85583172
Bane?
>>
>>85576098
>implying that money would have saved Hillary
She lost the moment our nations almost savior Ted Cruz dropped out of the Republican primary
>>
>>85583388
naw, some mexican gave it a positive review
>>
>>85583388
No fucking way lol

>the fire rises
>>
>>85583062
Yeah bro just dab on dem haters xD
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>>85583388
/tv/ BTFO
>>
I wonder if Sony sent her a nice cheque.
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Maybe we were all wrong about this
>>
Really made me think
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gas the weebs
>>
I'm still waiting for the Armond review before I decide if this movie is bad or good
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>>85583388
Will it end up with better critical acclaim than piece of Trankino?
>>
>>85583594
Based kaitlyn and lizzie
>>
>>85583446
He didn't review it as of yet. He decided to call Atomic Blonde and From The Land Of The Moon feminist tripe
>>
>>85583594
>>85583681
And based tiffany* thought that was a last name
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>>85575978
so

how is the thinking emoji in that movie?
>>
Why does /pol/ feel the need to shitpost on every single board?
>>
>>85583747
legit go on /pol/ they think they own the entire site because they're currently the biggest/most popular board on the site
>tfw miss the time when they were just a containment board
>>
Why does Reddit feel the need to cry about /pol/ on every single board?
>>
>>85583770
reddit and /pol/ are the same thing wyd
>>
>>85583747
>why does leftypol feel the need to make strawmen threads and posts so autismal redditards bitch and whine on /qa/ to delete /pol/

you really think people on /pol/ have nothing better to do but shitpost in threads across the entire website? get real
>>
>>85583747
/pol/ is every single board. /pol/ is 4chan now.
>>
>>85583747
When shit like this >>85576098 happens. Really, people bring /pol/ on themselves.
>>
it went up to 6% now
>>
>>85583795
>>85583765
See what I mean? Just because you actively shit on other boards doesn't mean your colonization is a success
>>
>>85583804
Yeah, some shithead celebrity says a thing, and so every thread should get shit up. Makes sense, doesn't sound like bullshit to me.

Hey, I think I heard a leftist say you SHOULDN'T suck my dick. Hehehe.
>>
>>85583817
Some mexican gave it a positive review
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>>85575978
It's almost time
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>>85584072
Can't wait for his fresh review
He will bump it up to 9%
>>
>>85578454
He actually looks cool, though...
>>
>>85578454
Looks cool, would be better without the glasses though
>>
>>85581825
>coincidence
It's 11d chess, anon.
>>
>>85583843
>every thread
>hundreds of others with no /pol/ in sight across many different boards

You dont have to be here, you know that right?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWn8zsYtbtY

youtubers are better reviewers than "professional" ones.
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>want to discuss emojino
>thread gets derailed by drumpf
I HATE IT
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>>85583475
Great now the spics have arrived
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>>85576098
>T.J Miller leaves Silicon Valley to be a big time movie star.
>Burns bridges and talks shit about his co-stars after leaving.
>1st movie post Silicon Valley is Emoji Movie.

Did he deserve it?
>>
>>85583853
lol yea i saw
>>
>>85578720
Stolen post. Reported for plagiarism.
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