Simpsons jokes you don't get

>>85572256
It just feels good

They couldn't afford a pool

Sneed

>>85572283
That's a sauna and it was supposed to mean they are rich and can afford weird shit like that

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I thought it was shameful fan service.

>>85572256
>your jewfu is a cartoon character.

:(

>>85573120
Isn't that the case for everyone? Name one attractive Jew in real life.

>>85572256
That looks comfy.

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Would try.

>>85572256
>You will never take a relaxing bath while sitting on the couch watching tv.

>>85573369
what gender does the human on the left identify as

unironically asking what does the line "so that explains his mysterious trip to holland" mean

>>85572256
But the real question is can it make you cum?

I don't get almost any Simpsons joke. I always have to force my laughs t b h

>>85573470
holland is extremely famous for their flowers, especially tulips. Homer went to holland so he can eat many tulips.

>Come Bart, they're gonna pamper us!
>Ah!
>Not literally

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Is it wrong that I find most Simpsons ladies attractive? Even the ones that aren't supposed to be?

>>85573466
Fat

>>85573692
yes

>>85573692
Marge was super hot when she became a cop and had her hair down

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>(Apu) You've had less than eight kids, haven't you? Haven't you?

>>85573466

i think it's just a fat guy cosplaying as milhouse's dad

>>85573466
Dignity

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>>85573120
Nothing wrong with that.

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?

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>>85573237

>>85573237
Jeff Goldblum

>>85574125
stop that
what's the longest a simpsons thread gone without this being brought up ?

>>85574149
Unf

>>85574125
The joke is Chucks would have been called Chucks Suck and Fuck.

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>>85574125

Why did you post the fake one? The joke only makes sense in the original.

>>85572256
I never ever ever understood why Milhouse's parents literally look like brother and sister. And they are the only blue haired characters. Marge dyes her hair.

>>85573237
It would be a lot easier to name attractive actresses that aren't Jewish tbqh

>>85574247

Why would Chuck fuck and then suck afterwards? Typically people suck, then fuck. Just another reason why the joke doesn't make sense.

>>85574295
>he's never had sex and then came in a girl's mouth
Sad

>>85574376

Well it actually implies that chuck is doing the sucking.

>>85574125
fuck chuck and suck white people

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>>85574257
Was it incest?

>>85574295

yeah if that actually is the joke (and i'm not even sure if it is) then it should have been sneed's seed and feed

>>85572256
>fat people have a waterbed for a belt

>>85574440
>>85574257
Milhouse's hair was actually black in some earlier episodes, same with Smither's being a nigger

>>85574440
No, his dad isn't even American. He's Dutch according to neo-Simpsons.

>>85574257

>chief wiggum

>>85574257
>they are the only blue haired characters. Marge dyes her hair.
her hair was blue when she was young, before she started to dye it

>>85573692
Yes, quite literally the only characters that were hot in the past was Marge and the only hot women they draw are ones that try to steal Homer away from Marge and literally whores.

>>85574125
The joke is that a guy named Chuck used to own a store called Chuck's Feed & Seed, but then it was purchased by a guy named Sneed so the entire name rhymes and it seems like the store was always named Sneed's Feed & Seed to fit the guy's name but that's not the case as we know Chuck used to own it.

I hope that clears things up!

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>>85574685
I had a soft spot for Ms. Hoover

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I'll make sure you dont get apricot one

>>85574172
it's okay, it's not as effective these days now that everyone knows it's a meme. it'll die soon

>>85574125
The joke is that Chuck legally changed his name to something really weird just so that his business could have a rhyming name.

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>>85573692
i'd fuck Patty and Selma

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FUCKING THIS >>85572256

>>85574230
why though? it sells feed and seed, not suck and fuck.

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What on earth is "cactus candy" supposed to be?

>>85572996
Those toes are literally animated kino

>>85577766
literally a piece of cactus that is candied

>>85574422

>not sucking chuck and fucking white people

Sad.

>>85573947
Cat soup

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>>85577766
a traditional candy in Mexico is made from Camote fruit, maybe that's what they wanted to show but the writers were to lazy to do some research, i think.