Armond White

but muh contrarian king of /tv/

I hope he does

our guy

report all e celeb threads

go reddit if you wanna discuss this shit

>>85570479
Armond is our guy though

>>85570526
this board is for movie/television

not wannabees and their fans

he should be gassed in a room contains you and rest of you,RLM and their wanna be equivalents .

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He's the hero cinema deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hate him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian. The Armond White.

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I wonder what score he will give it.

>>85570599
nice

reddit

spacing

>>85569439
he won't review it

>>85573765
Spotted the Redditor

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Would Armond vs Kermode be the film debate of the century?

What I'd give to see them talk about Snyder

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>>85569439
/ourguy/

He literally thinks Man of Shit and BvS: Dawn of shit is literally kino so he's obviously /ourguy/

it'd be funny if he was the sole fresh reviewer on the emoji movie but that dumb homely bitch gave it a 3/5 so it's too late

>>85574206
More like kang of /tv/

Cole Smithy is more of a contrarian than him

>>85569439
Whatever he writes about it, positive or negative, /tv/ will take it as gospel.

90% of his reviews don't even apply to the movie he's writing about anyway. Everything has to be a political commentary or a soulless exhibition of capitalism. Nigga, just review the goddamn film.

>>85575282
>Everything has to be a political commentary or a soulless exhibition of capitalism. Nigga, just review the goddamn film.

He's just not being a pleb and is instead doing what all intelligent film lovers do and going into the deeper themes and messages of a movie. That's what a critic ideally should do. It's not about just adding a vote to Rotten Tomatoes.

>>85573730
I wonder how he feels about his retard brother is a lot more famous than him.

>>85575282
Your pleb is showing

>>85569439
literally /ourguy/

>>85574174

Kermode is a pretentious, dude transformers is shit because I'm comparing it to Citizen Kane, arthouse, failed director.

White is an actual, unironic contrarian.

Critics were a mistake. These clowns get paid to talk shit that the average Joe doesn't care about.

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There's already a fresh review for Emoji movie

Honestly I can't even tell when his reviews are positive or negative, he doesn't give anything a score and the movies RT says he rated positive are filled with negative comments about it.

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>>85575797

>criticism should only be about "I like it/I don't like it"

This is why the art of film criticism is dead

>>85575447
But he has to force his conservative worldview into everything.

How many mainstream film critics talked about gay rights when reviewing Toy Story?

>>85575923
>How many mainstream film critics talked about gay rights when reviewing Toy Story?

Is that such an odd thing to do when you're writing for a gay magazine?

>>85575923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTm4CO6cASA
>this pleb doesn't know that toy story had homosexual romantic subplot

>>85569439
>Armond White
>White
>Actually super dark black man

Really fired up the 'ol noggin

>>85569439
Midlife crisis

>>85569439
GOAT

>>85575910
What should it be about then? If you're going to say "[whatever Armond does]" then does that mean film criticism comes and goes with his reviews? Because he seems to be trying to avoid actual film criticism as much as possible.

>>85569439
Too late. Someone else already gave Emoji Movie a fresh review

>>85575978

Is The Emoji Movie kino?

>>85576237

Like I said before it's about actually exploring the film's issues and how it relates to the world around us. If you want to hear some bozo praise a film's special effects, there are a hundred idiots on youtube happy to do that for you. It's the mark of a true patrician to explore a film's political and philosophical themes.

>>85569439
>shits on Dunkirk
>praises Valerian
truly /ourguy/