this is your wife for today /tv/

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>>85568253

>>85568253
Gillian Anderson got plastic surgery?

>>85568253
Skyler literally did nothing wrong

i just realized all women in fiction are based on the creator's irl waifu from highschool or college lmao groce cringe af desu senpai

>>85568312
shut up anna gunn, ur ugly

>>85568312
Unironically this, if you were in skylar's position tell me you wouldn't act just like her

>>85568253
You stupid bitch, go back in the kitchen and cook something for and William before I give you to the damn hoopleheads out there. ALMA!

>>85568312
Ted

>>85568368
so i would have fucked Ted?

>>85568312
She fucked Ted but that was it.

>>85568472
Cmon anon, dont deny that you wouldn't love some of teds sweet man ass.

>>85568369
And if you ever try to take out the bundling boards from the bed again i'll beat your fuckin face in like I beat that cocksucker Farnum!

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>>85568289
Heh

>>85568253
>for today

cool i would fuck her to death without breathing and also fuck her skull

tomorrow she is not my wife right?

>>85569732
yes, but she'll still talk shit about you and insult you even if she is not your wife anymore

>>85568253

There would probably be lots of fighting and rape

>>85569786
I COULD CARE LESS i fucked her to death she could talk what she wants also cucked heisenberg and put little me into her pussy

>>85569809
>your wife
>rape

tarded?

>>85568253
where is my pistol for today? XD

>>85568472
I mean you are probably a faggot

>>85568253
>>85568253
I have sex all day because it feels so good inside of her

>>85568312
Adultery in marriage.

>>85569732
True. But thats still murder and is a crime.

>>85570251
>you can't rape your wife
Ahmed pls

>>85571360
i'd beat that pussy up so bad she'd be like, "Ted who?"

>>85568253
Pound her ass all day because Walt obviously couldn't do it right.

>>85571318
Needs
>someone might find out about what you do, you should kill them
>WHY DID YOU KILL THEM? UR A MURDERERER!

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I see a lot off sad faces in this thread, so this is your mistress for today! But now you also have to take care of Chuck! Good luck

>>85570251

Anon, you never asked how rough i'm going to be.

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>>85568253
Here's your wife for tomorrow.

*aborts ur baby*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjN9iImfw_w

>>85571897

I would strangle her. or figure out a way of poisoning that doesn't girl her, just makes her infertile so she can never have kids.

>>85571935

girl - kill*

>>85571756
Perfect. I'll just give Chuck some more oil lamps, he'll take care of himself.

>>85571897
How is this show even real?

>>85568253
>fuck pusi and butthole with force of a hundred German immigrants
>kill her and dump body in acid bin

>>85571756
>love Kim forever

>>85568253
I find her really attractive and I don't know why. Never seen Breaking Bad though.

>>85572888
Can't you see the horns?

>>85568312
She laundered Walter's money and didn't turn him in. The divorce lawyer was the only non-shitbag in that whole show.

>>85574159

Not to mention she was a cheating whore, and the actress felt so maligned that she needed to write an op-ed to defend her character's choices.

You know you play an unlikable character if you feel the need to do that.

That's the only roles she gets too. Her only other famous role for deadwood was literally the same thing.

>>85568253
murder-suicide only option

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>>85568472
not fucking Ted even ironically

>>85568253
>couldn't even leave a meth dealer
I'd just take zero shit from her and make her my bitch. Also I could probably make Junior hate her.