/who/ - Doctor Who General

What song would you rather Capaldi regenerate to -

Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
or
Changes - David Bowie
or
Kero Kero Bonito - Flamingo
???

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this picture makes me so hard

the look in his eye, you just KNOW they banged

Capaldi is known to be THE most hung guy in the UK, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed bradley's anus.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting him lubed enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him begging for it, with Capaldi barely able to force it past the prostate, and bradley moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. he would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to the end of his rectum.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with his sphincter muscles clamping down on Capaldi's throbbing monstrosity, his whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet he still masturbates to the memory of it

>>85567823
are you okay?

@Edge get in the new thread you dork

I also have no interest in duck cartoons

I'll probably listen to the new classic doc new monsters sometime this weekend too yeah

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Besides Swinton who else would be a better choice than Whittaker?

Pic related is my choice

>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
http://www.saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
https://glyphobet.net/drwho

We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

WE need more entries for classic as well as NuWho Doctors. Entries for Thirteen are accepted as well. Aug 10th is deadlin

I want a mult-Doctor story which ends with Doctor regenerating into the Doctor he just teamed up with, then going back in time to help his former self out

>>85567886
Why do people want Swinton to play the Doctor so much, apart from her looking like an alien?

Watching David Tennant in Spies of Warsaw? Warsaw spies? WW2 era show.

It's funny. The music switches between comedy piano and serious mix.

They did the Doctor thing where he quips and throws a cigarette to explode a fuel leaking car and then runs away.

>>85567909
The Missy/Simm stuff had shades of that but yeah it's a neat idea

>>85567905
Are you excited for when it's all done on Aug10?

>>85567929
Because she's androgynous and they don't want women to be too strong and feminine.

>>85567981
They don't like the thought of me wanking over 200 times to the Doctor do they? I could produce more cum from Colin Baker than I could Swinton.

>>85567856
Stop, you're blowing up my notifications!

I wonder if that Racnoss is the same from The Runaway Bride

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I WILL NOT CHANGE

AAAAAARRRRGHH

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>>85568014
>tfw googling racnoss facts

>>85567905
I'll give you this one for nothing because I won't get around to writing it:

Time Table
An autist creates a seance like device that "contacts" the Doctor and pulls him away from whatever time period he's in to appear with the autist. Multiple Doctors from different time periods are hence allowed to appear over time. Over the season the Doctor would become disorientated as the autist tries to contact him.


Inspired by The living and the Dead tv series which won't get a second series thanks to the BBC.

http://doctorwhogeneral.wikia.com/wiki/Sherlock_/who/lmes_and_the_Case_of_the_Mysterious_Shit_Trip

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>>85568045
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories. (You can still write stories with other Doctors who already have entries. In fact, I'd be glad to have them. The 12th Doctor only has two stories!):

Second Doctor
Fourth Doctor
War Doctor
Tenth Doctor
Kris Marshall Doctor with Anri Okata companion
Morbius Doctor
Foreman Doctor
Auton Stratgem Doctor

More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well.

I'll also accept stories with just the companions.

Perhaps a story where Bill and Heather battle an army of Daleks?

Or that story that Moffat was originally gonna make for the 50th when it looked like Matt Smith's contract would run out, with just Clara Oswald in the 50th celebration?

Or a story where Gwen Cooper ends up meeting that maid from Unquiet Dead?

Or a story where Sam Jones and Fitz meets the female Doctor?

Or a story with Iris Widthyme?

>>85568100
>Time Table
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QhusT8fGBs

>>85568137
Have the guy experiment on himself with stolen time lord tech so he is the table.
The Doctor is forced to kill him.

>>85567886
Anyone

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>tfw you ask immigrant a question but he ignores it and just keeps posting the general shit trips notices

>>85567823
what the fuck

>Day of the Doctor

>>85567950
>>85568203
Sorry, I miss things sometimes. No, I'm not totally happy, because I still have to put everything in some sort of order, make sure there are no spelling and grammar errors, and make sure it looks like one book. Plus finish the framing story.

Once all that is done, then I'll be happy.

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>>85568110
Having fun, anon?

>>85568203
Utterly btfo

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Some fun S1 tunes https://youtu.be/kufG7VmffFg?list=PLD1110BD00889E104

>>85568304
All good, just yanking ya chain. It's really cool how much effort you put into these, definitely kicks it up several notches from just being some disparate fanfics.

>>85568394
Yup, Immigrant delivered that tactical negging nuke on me

>>85567808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY-FJvRqK0E

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Stop, don't move.

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>>85568433

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Scaroth reporting in.

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>>85568477
lym! Thoughts on >>85567808
?

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>>85568533
Scaroth Pacific Rim.

>>85568545
Changes, mostly for Capaldi and Moffat's love of Bowie. And it's pretty apt for the situation too, as well as being a great song.

>>85568598
If the music was doing usual regen stuff before he regenerated, then neatly segued into an instrumental version of Changes (like how Matt's regen neatly did the Akhaten Long Song), that would be so amazing

>>85568567

How's it hanging lym? Did that next stream end up happening?

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>It came out in May

Ignoring the sub par eccleston impression, is it any good?

>>85568748
It's actually pretty good, surprisingly enough.

>>85568699
Yep, it was short but sweet. Loved Hartnell in it.

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Reminder that Jodie should wear the floral coat

>>85568477
THE DEATHLY FLOOR IS THE GREATEST CLIFFHANGER IN DOCTOR WHO HISTORY

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>>85568748
It's stunningly bad

>>85568389
That's fucking great

Is Nine the best Doctor?

>>85568922
He could be your best Doctor!

>>85568922
Probably

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Who's your Doctor /who/?

>>85567929
She's a great actress and can play an aloof type very well. Her Gabriel is what saved that trainwreck of Constantine movie adaptation.

>>85569012
Currently Capaldi, but depending on S11 I may switch to Whittaker.

>>85569012
The Eleventh Doctor. He's not my utter favorite now, but he was my first.

>>85569081
Well duh, that's a totally redundant statement. You could switch to any new upcoming Doctor if they turned out to be good enough.

>>85568318
Five's story was shit in the last one too. Exciting to hear 4 actually tries in his.

>>85569081
Mine's Capaldi too which is a weird feeling cause the 'current' Doctor hasn't been my favourite before

>>85569102
First is always special, for sure

>>85569012
9, I like his angst.

>>85569141
Easily one of the best performances of the part ever. Eccleston really seriously tried to act the hell out of it. Great stuff. I really liked his take on the angst too. It didn't play well for me with 10 but that was also because of the writing of it too. It worked really well for 9.

Do NOT bully:
>Mickey
>Martha
>Rory
>Craig
>Danny
>Nardole
>Bill

DO bully:
>Adric
>Rose
>Amy
>Clara

>>85569118
Only listened to Tom's so fr, it was quite good an Tom was definitively trying.
Simon Guerrier writing for Six with a logophile monster sounds lke it could be GOAT.

>>85569181
Those lists sure do seem gender biased.

>>85567886
Clarke could be a good qt Dr! Keep the dads watching :)

>>85569181
Why Amy and Clara?

>>85569189
I love that Tom Baker does the audios but the writing he usually gets doesn't really push him to try hard anyway, so it's great to hear he got a good story and went for it

Yeah I'm hype as hell for Sixie's

>>85569217
Pls no. Even from GOT as well, plenty of other young hot ladies that can act leagues better than Clarke. Natalie Dormer and Rose Leslie come to mind

>>85567886
Liara Roux

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Is the Five (ish) Doctors kino?

>>85569343
Five Doctors - nostalgic fun but definitely not kino
Fiveish Doctors - pure unadulterated kino

>>85569281
What the fuck are you doing?

>>85567808
KKB

You know what fucks me up?

That Thirteen and Beth Latimer are played by the same actress yet look so fucking different.

I mean fucking Matt Smith shaved his hair for Genisys and he still looked like Matt Smith and Eccleston put on full makeup for The Dark World and I could still tell that it was Eccleston.

But if you put a pic of Thirteen, Beth, and the Doctor Whore image side-by-side, it would fuck me up

>>85568389
kek

>>85569281
She's too attractive to play Victoria

Is McGann a vampire?

>>85569405
Capaldi has a similar sort of face--he looks different depending on the angle, or even the expression. His evil grinning face, and his normal sour face, looks very different.

The Thirteenth Doctor has that same sort of face. A really expressive face.

Thread theme: https://youtu.be/CMThz7eQ6K0

>>85569012
10

would be 11 or 12 if I liked their stories more

>>85569012
>people keep editing these kinds of images to include 13 despite us not knowing what her costume or title sequence will be

Is Night of the Doctor kino?

>>85569645
>"""""""""""music"""""

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Who's your Bowie?

>>85569785
lel, seriously? Linky?

>>85569796
I didn't save any I've seen so I might have to be stinky but I will have a quick look

>>85569796
it's blackstar bowie

>>85569796
Hunky Dory Bowie.

>>85568389
this shitposting's meta is way too advanced

>>85569012
It's a tie between Nine and Ten teebeeaich

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>>85569962
>not Ten/nant
hmm

>>85569796
>no war bowie

Is there some sort of recent poll on who's the most favorite doctor here in /who/?

>>85570092
What album/era would that be anyway? Interesting question

>>85569181
Why bully Clara? She's so sad when she cries...

How do we get NuWho to be as good as BFWho?

>>85570218
Sandifer once wrote that her "neoteny was significant" aka she has big cute eyes

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>>85570256
>Big Finish
>Good

>>85570256
I'm afraid Capaldi Who already went far beyond Briggs Finish in quality. You may have a point with Tennant Who and Russell Finish though

>>85570256
We get some big star director to direct one episode, then it'll get a kick up!

>>85570019
I love Nine just as much as Ten

I just wanna bang Tennant really bad

>>85570317
Whatever happened to peter Jackson directing an episode?

better yet, 7th Doctor one off.

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>>85570258

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>>85570322
but 9 has a sonicock

>>85570352
didn't jackson say he'd do it for free (or very cheap) as well or am I imagining that?

>>85570414
what the fuck

>>85565462
Confirmed for underage.

Star Trek started in the 1960's not 2009 with the J.J. Abrams reboot.

>>85570256
For all its faults, it's always been much better than Big Finish has been from 2012 onwards.

>>85570432
Yes.
He said he was busy with the Hobbit at the tome of the 50th but would like to find time to do Who.

>>85570432
He said he'd do it for a Dalek prop. I think he later increased it to a TARDIS prop as well.

>>85570126
Tonight/Never Let Me Down where he got a bit shit.

>>85570393
Fuck it, I'm writing some full on Clara smut once I've finished the Amy/13 one.

>>85570486
What he sang, he sang without choice

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>>85570500

>>85570019
It's Christopher Ninelstin for me, thanks.

>>85570414
why would you make me see this with my own two eyes

>>85570517
In the name of money and...

>>85570577
You said you weren't attracted to him, I just tried to remedy that!

>>85570480
That's only about £10,000...

>>>/x/19360541
what did /ourguy/ mean by this?

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>it's a cyberman episode

>>85570532
I'll let dubs decide what scenario should happen.

If multiple people get dubs I'll combine their ideas.

>>85570660
Clara fucks the TARDIS.

>>85570660
Clara kills Twelve during Dark Water's beginning. She ends up shagging 13.

>>85570660
Clara gets gangbanged by Varga plants

>>85570625
It's hilarious how few good Cyberman stories there have been, across all Doctor Who media, over the ~50 years.

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>>85570722

>>85570660
>>85570722
Oh crap!

Dis gonna get dark.

>>85570660
Hardcore Weeping Angel porn

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>>85570771

>>85570722
Good start. I'll wait and see what other ideas people have as well.

SIR THE CLOISTERS

>>85570890
>>85570660

The darker version of my idea was of Clara nursing a post-regen trauma 13 to health out of guilt, and eventually going into a weird twisted romantic relationship with that Doctor.

>>85570608
Did you write a Shit Trips 2 entry, Neo?

>>85570981
I wrote one about crisps the other day, I'm writing one about 8/War now

>>85570981
So she killed the 12th Doctor and felt guilty, so did that out of guilt?

>>85570981
Christ, I thought you meant "nursing" as in breastfeeding.

>>85571119
I might include some tit-sucking in the Clara smut I make...

>>85570660
Clara is locked in a room with the Idris version of the TARDIS, and airs out the tensions between her and the TARDIS...physically.
>>85571068
Yep.

>>85571119
Kek.

>>85571157
This is naughyty!

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>>85571157
Good.

>>85571026
Sounds awesome.

>>85570740
I watched Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) yesterday and it completely blows the fuck out of Terror of the Zygons AND every single Cyberman story.
>tfw you realize Doctor Who outside Hartnell, McCoy, and Eccleston is shit

Just watched Broadchurch series 2 episode 1.
It's pretty good, it holds the bar. Phoebe Waller is convincing and I fancy her already, I love courtkino so I have high hopes. A bunch of new characters established and they seem pretty interesting.
When it's supposed to start being bad like people say?

Which tripfag samefags the most? Cats or Cloister?

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>>85571119
>>85571157

>>85571454
What's wrong, Edge?

>>85571497
Edge is being edged.

>>85570660
Thirteen and Clara go on a rampage against all cars, as revenge for Danny's death. Sex happens too.

>>85571429
neither could top you

>>85571622
Hi Cats.

>>85567808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3hcmgHmZDc

Which Doctor had the best armpits ?

>>85571699
you poor lad

Y'know what I'd like to see, a spinoff about some aliens. Just choose one or a few neutral aliens and have them go on adventures or even a day in the life of an alien type thing.

You could even have villain species and have episodes on how their culture operates, or doesn't if its the Daleks. Would be an excuse for a Doctor cameo as he defeats them. It's just we are introduced to so many throwaway species but some could be quite interesting fleshed out.

>>85571877
Sycorax sitcom when?

>>85567808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GEghzKip8Y

WHO IS psyched for new POLLY???

>>85571947
Comfy leadership duel episode when

>>85572020
I want Polly to pully my cock

Why was the Doctor taking the bus, was his TARDIS in for repairs or something.

>>85572176
when?

>>85572176
Plot convenience

>>85572232
Planet of the dead.

>>85572058
I was thinking of Sycorax leader getting nagged by his wife when he comes home from work.

>>85572262
Fun
Why not take a bus?

>>85571809
Hi Cats.

>>85572298
Because buses are shit and filthy

>>85572262
oh yes, because chocolate easter egg
forgot episode, kinda meh
has that cutie that would be better 13th than plain Jodie

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Will we make one for Moff when he leaves?

>>85572420
Someone will try. It will be rarely reposted and mostly forgotten.

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I'm so glad moffhack literally reset the universe 7 years ago so we can discount all the terrible shit that came after it as not canon

>>85572495
*before it

>>85572420
Moff's would be more like a copypasta collection of cringey dialogue.

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Just rewatched Amy's choice lads... why is that episode so comfy?

>>85572392
I liked the small cast though like in Midnight as well.

>>85572563
>Midnight
this is a good one

Where were you when Corrie's Moffat died?

http://www.digitalspy.com/soaps/coronation-street/news/a834246/coronation-street-prolific-writer-peter-whalley-dies/

>>85572462
Not if it becomes a forced emme like with the RTD one.

>>85572509
don't correct me when i didnt make a mistake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg5BWxatZEU

>>85572672
Your parents clearly made a mistake.

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>>85568014
>I wonder if that Racnoss is the same from The Runaway Bride

I guess so, Martha's mum did a pretty good impression of Sarah Parish's Empress. Not gonna lie this one bugged the shit out of me with its back and forth of the Empress is the big bad, the Emperor is the big bad, no the Empress is the big bad, no the Emperor is the big bad... fuck it, they're both cunts at the end of the day. And I guess that the Empress must have somehow made more children by the Runaway Bride despite her hatcheries getting BTFO and it being stated that she's a barren space roastie.

tl:dr Bravo Briggs

>>85569796
>Outside/Earthling Bowie is Nine
>Anime Dad Bowie is Ten
Fitting

>>85572709
I'm excited to hear it regardless, I love Five. People didn't like his weeping angels one, but I digged it, thought it was comfy.

Weeping angels don't really translate that well into an audio though kek since the characters have to announce what they're doing constantly.

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>>85572773

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>>85569796

>>85572513
that's the thing about the Moffat era, only the dialogue is cringey like when the Doctor talks about twitter and google
RTD was cringey about everything

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>>85572689
i really wish you hadn't showed me this

How do we make the Weeping Angels good again?

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>>85572689
>>85573059
Robbie dislikes xer gender

>>85573059
Don't.

No really. Fucking leave them alone. Enough.

>>85568131
How's that Faction Paradox entry going for Shit Trips?

I want some Faction Paradox representation, dammit.

>>85573157
it was me, it is going, but dont expect much
it is on FP world but my own ideas

>>85572958
RTD dialogue was fine m8

>>85569012
Technically the first I watched was 9, but I see 1 as 'my Doctor' because I watched his episodes shortly after and that's what got me into the show.

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>>85572689

>>85570256
BF at its best will never be beaten, not by NuWho, not by Classic Who.
but BF in its current state...

>>85573242
>I'm
>shaking my booty
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>85572689
It's not that bad actually.
Apart from the bollocks when they're shitting on the McCoy era and claiming that gays like Classic Who because it's 'bad'

>>85572689
What does the "Q" stand for?

>>85573308
BF was edgy before new series
BBC made them tone down
and they fired Jim Mortimore who did
Natural History of Fear

Why the FUCK was Martha married to Mickey? I thought she married that hunky white guy?

>>85573397
Queer

>>85573397
queer
the ones that feel gay act gay but not sex as gay

>>85573403
Do you have
any evidence
for those claims?

>>85573407
The universe got reset so that dude didn't know her.

She got paired with Mickey in the end because they were both spare and both black.

>>85573420
WHAT?

>>85573421
Jim used to post on GB
all BF scripts have to be approved by Whales BBC

Tommy Bronavan, who wrote a 11th book, also said BBC slashed his script regarding Kennedy

>>85573397
Qringe

>>85573455
fluid genders and people who does not fuck as they appear

>>85573454
>Thomas Milligan worked for the NHS in 2008.

>When the Master's paradox machine was destroyed, undoing the Year That Never Was and reversing time back to 2008, Martha Jones phoned doctor Thomas Milligan and then hung up, reassured that in the proper timeline he was alive. (TV: Last of the Time Lords)

>When Martha was working for UNIT, and seconded to Torchwood 3 as a medical officer, she mentioned to the flirtatious Owen that she had a serious boyfriend who had once saved her life. (TV: Reset)

>Martha later got engaged to Tom, who was a paediatrician working in Africa. (TV: The Sontaran Stratagem) Ultimately, however, Martha at some point later married Mickey Smith. (TV: The End of Time)

Bravo RTD

>>85573420
I thought it was just an umbrella term for sexual deviants.

>>85573473
>all BF scripts have to be approved by Whales BBC

I'm PHUCKING SICK of the BBC's sea mammals agenda

>>85573455
queer is a generic term used for anyone that is not straight or cisgendered.
Some people use it to sound special even though they're still straight.

>>85573510
Oh right. I remember very little of Martha's appearances in S4, for I think understandable reasons

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>>85573374
>Apart from the bollocks when they're shitting on the McCoy era and claiming that gays like Classic Who because it's 'bad'
Give me timecode so I can trigger myself.

>>85573520
REEEE
Wales

>>85573510
They didn't know what to do with the 2 major boring characters so they paired them up because they are both black.

Why can't gay people be normal?

>>85573407
Martha and Mickey were supposed to be in Children of Earth and that was supposed to lead to their marriage. That's why you see them leaving with Jack at the end of Journey's End.
Then the actors couldn't be in Children of Earth and RTD decided "fuck it, I'll have them marry anyway".

>>85573606
Why can't Doctor Who fans?

>>85573606
need for attention

>>85573552
She was in Torchwood series 2 as well.

>>85573606
Because dweebs want to treat them special instead of letting them be

>>85570624
He comes from another timeline where the time machine depicted in the show was green not blue. It's called the Mandela Effect and current theories suggest that it is either false memories or false memories caused by shifting timelines and/or alternate universes.

>>85569796
JUDY?

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>http://www.doctorwhotv.co.uk/series-10-a-numbery-wumbery-breakdown-part-1-86026.htm

>Series 2 is thus the most inconsistent series and by quite a margin, and Series 10 is definitively the most consistent series

>Series 9 confidently remains the best series. It is still the only series to average above 8

>Four of the top five series are Moffat era series

Moffat is the best thing that happened to Doctor Who. If you think otherwise you are minority and the show isn't for you so you can fuck right off.

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>>85573787

>>85573606
Because [made-up explanation that only exists to comfort me for my lack of understanding of other people]. It's [conspiracy theory completely bereft of context or empathy] and the fucking [justification that conveniently places blame on others for existing so as to shield me from comprehending the complexity of the world].

>>85573804
That's actually right though

>>85573804
>If you think otherwise you are minority
A minority of the fraction of viewers who are left.

>the show isn't for you so you can fuck right off.
Millions of people have.

ITT: We try to ruin the show more than Moffat

>>85573935
Cast a woman as the Doctor.

>>85573935
have a season with lots of older doctor played by untallented unkowns, they all have jokes about 13th being woman

>>85573935
Bring back Master and make him a flamboyant psycho who becomes the prime minister of UK.

>>85571371
it gets very convoluted by the end. I still really liked it, but it's not for everyone

>>85574022
this was accept, having Doctor Jesus from wirnkled house elf was the worst (also having niggerete saving him with love)

>>85574079
Also rewriting the entire events of a year just because it became so ridiculous to solve meaningfully.

>>85572420
you could probably make one for matt and one for peter. (not saying there's more cringe, just saying their eras have different kinds of cringe)

>>85574128
RTD had good setups with bad resolutions
Moff had convoluted arcs with random unticlimatic set ups and no resolutions

>>85574022
Or make him shoot electric bolts from his hands and cannibalise people before succesfully managing to transform every other human on the planet into himself.

>>85573935
The Doctor has a child, and then dies. The child regenerates and takes over the show as the New Doctor.

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>>85574181
this is him

>>85574022
>>85574128
>>85574173
Moffcucks get out. Your reign is coming to an end.

>>85574285
I hate Moffag more, but this were RTD lows and you have to accept

>>85573804
>For 12 weeks, DWTV ran polls asking you to vote your scores for each episode of Series 10, and each week I analysed the results.
Stopped reading there. That's a poll from a single fan site and thererefore of literally zero statistical value.

>>85573935
Sequel to The Doctor's Wife where the TARDIS' soul manifests in a human body, but this time the Doctor sexually assaults her heinously and it's implied at the end that they are locked in a permanent abusive relationship.

We see a series of photographs of famous figures from throughout history, who are all strongly implied to be hidden or future incarnations of the Doctor similar to the Curator. Somewhere in the array of images is one of Adolf Hitler.

An episode where the Doctor goes back to the dawn of the Earth and ends up creating humanity with his own genetic material.

>>85574348
>An episode where the Doctor goes back to the dawn of the Earth and ends up creating humanity with his own genetic material.
BF companion chronicle: the beggining

>>85573935
Reveal that Rassilon is the Doctor's father and the Master his brother.

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>>85574330
>https://theparadoxcycle.wordpress.com/2014/05/31/doctor-who-magazine-474-2014-poll-results/

DWM poll shows that 3 episodes of Top 10 are Moffat stories from the entire history of Who, first two belonging to him.

>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0436992/eprate

Episode rankings indicate 8 of Top 8 episodes of NuWho belong to Moffat.

Why can't you just accept the fact that majority of the people who enjoy the show love him and his stories?

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>>85574375
Would not put it past Teninch to have jizzed in the primordial ooze. Some of Rose's spit probably made it there as well.

>>85573935
A regeneration episode where the Doctor literally gets crucified on a cross.

>>85574552
it was pre unearthly child Doc

>>85574539
Then why are the ratings lower than they've been in almost 30 years?

>>85574608
tumblr crowd hated oldie Capaldi

>>85574608
pleb filter

>>85574670
cancelation fuel

>>85574608
Ratings are down for UK for various reasons. It's broadcasted on more networks throughout the world and more people watch it worldwide now than anytime in its history.

>>85573935
The Doctor is crushed under concerete at the end of the Christmas special, and 12 is eliminated from existence.

Series 11 starts with a normal episode that looks like Eastenders. Then, a Dalek shows up and kills everyone. Then it teleports away. A team of soldiers show up, and carton off the area.

Next ep, no dialogue. Just a woman played by Whittaker, helping reugees in a war zone. We see the refugees with bloody injuries, we see the dead kids. This woman says nothing, just help people. At the end, a boy comes up to the woman. He metamorphosizes into a soldier, and whispers into the woman's ear. The woman nods, and says "Yes. I'm the Doctor."

Next ep: It's an anime. The war between the Krotons and the Daleks, versus some giant spiders. We see the Krotons and Daleks being slaughtered...and then find out it's just a cartoon being played in a class. None of the students have eyes. The teacher is revealed to be a giant spider.

Next ep: It's an audio episode. A black screen throughout. You hear Jodie's voice. She's talking to UNIT, tryinh desperately to save some Muslim refugees fro an unknown enemy. The enemny is implied to be giant spiders. At the end, one of the refugees, called Nirvi, gives the Doctor a key. Then one image flashes: the TARDIS.

Continued in next post:

>>85573935
The TARDIS materialisation sound is replaced with the no.1 pop song of the week.

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>>85574593
How about:
>gets crucified to a giant fidget spinner

Who /hype/ for BF's Dance of the Drashigs?

>>85574792
>Drashigs
what is it?

>>85574734
better than Moffat

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>>85567823
>his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle"
Fucking amazing

>>85568748
<--MILF

>>85574873
Good job.

>>85573935
Letting Christel Dee host anything.

>>85568748
seconded this:
>>85568798

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>>85574022
>"The master was different! That makes him bad!"
Yeah, because the doctor never has a different personality when he regenerates, fucking hell.

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>>85569012
Pertwee and T.Baker are the ones I grew up with.

Pertwee my fave, and Capaldi my fave nuWho Doctor.

Yeah I'm old, no bully please.

>>85574930
how old?

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>>85574927

>>85574927
It's not about being different. Missy was different and she was great. The problem with Simm's Master was the sheer stupidity of the plots revolving around his mental health and ridiculous antics of his character that make him merely a caricature of an 'evil guy'. I don't care if it'd be different, I wish he had a personality to begin with,

>>85569012
Probably would be 9 if he was in it for longer. 10 overall has to be my favorite
although I apologize for my plebbyness as I haven't watched all of the classic series yet

>this was actually something Tom Baker himself shipped when he first heard about Leela and the intended arc between Leela and his Doctor...until he actually met Lousie Jameson. Then he stopped shipping it

Did this really happen

>>85575036
what

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>>85575015
Fair enough. I like the character personally, but I can't stand people who hate him only because he isn't like the old versions- but not liking his character is ok otherwise. Missy is great also, I agree.

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>>85575036
I guess he saw her "tits".

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>>85574167
>RTD had good setups

>>85575110
>Missy is great also
yes, like 10x12, first half was fucking cool and should have been the entire series

>>85573935
>have the Time Lords involved in a Time War
>It's with the most predictable of monsters, the Daleks
>The Time Lords end up getting completely wiped out and it was the Doctor who was responsible
>spend the next 10 years having the Doctor whine about all the guilt he feels
>we're supposed to care

>>85575134
yes, like... Doctor in space Big Brother

but seriously
Utopia is best setup ever

>>85575110
Mind you, I loved Simm in World Enough and Time and in The Doctor Falls. He seems sinister in a more dangerous way. I think the problem I had with his earlier depiction was that it seemed revolve too much around his manic performance with the whole thing becoming a bit too 'style over substance' when the only substance that was given was that he was 'mad'. And that plot went to nowhere really so...

>>85575170
>big brother in space is a bad setting
when will you just DIE
you just can't appreciate kino you fucking fools

>>85575194
Yeah, I think I preferred the more menacing version of him, but I liked his earlier performances also. He was more of a manic genius which I don't usually like but I think Simm is perfect for that kind of character.

>>85575134
>Daleks are back in their thousands and are ready to take over the Earth. The only thing that can stop them will also kill most of Planet Earth.
>Cybermen and Daleks are using the earth as a battleground. There are millions of both, and the Doctor doesn't know what to do.
>The Master has returned and become prime minister. Using the refugees from utopia he has 700 million people killed. Martha is gone, Jack is held prisoner and the Doctor is old and withered.
>The Daleks have returned with a bomb which can destroy reality itself. Everyone is fucked and the Doctor has just been shot, and is about to regenerate.

You can't deny these are good setups, but they're just solved by deus-ex-machinas, so their quality is weakened.

>>85567772
>Galliwathever was never destroyed just hidden

Fuck you guys, you tricked me into seeing this stuff.

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>>85575157
>the most predictable of monsters

Kek of course it was always gonna be the Daleks. What did you expect, Edgelord Paradox? The Abzorbaloff Empire?

>>85574167
>RTD had good setups
Remember the time 10 got so depressed over Rose that he killed himself which ended up killing everyone cause he wasn't alive to stop it

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>>85575325
that

>>85575362
when

>>85575356
Would've been kino to see the timelords decimated by the Chumbleys.

>>85575362
No I don't

>>85573804
Moffat is simultaneously the best AND worst thing that has happened to Doctor Who. Many of his episodes are beautiful masterpieces...yet he couldn't write a story arc to save his life. He has a profound knowledge of Doctor Who's history...yet shows no respect for the show's continuity.or mythology. He has cast superb actors in roles they were born to play...but can't write female characters. The man's got serious Jekyll and Hyde issues.

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>>85575362
B-but Mommy Milky Tiddies was there to stop him so it's cool.

>>85575346
Gallifrey was timelocked, we knew this, so it was always a possibility that it could come back.

>>85575388
>Not the Trods

>>85575412
Donna most important person on universe
no it is the Doc
no it is Ashildr
no it is Clara
ow fuck

>>85575346
Seeing what stuff? Did you binge 9 years of the show or something?

>>85575439
>timelocked
jargon for normies

>>85575362
>Remember the time 10 got so depressed over Rose that he killed himself which ended up killing everyone cause he wasn't alive to stop it
No because that didn't happen

>>85575479
They mean Turn Left

>>85569789
Yes. 9.2/10 on IMDb. But it's only 7 minutes long.

>>85575325
>The Master has returned and become prime minister. Using the refugees from utopia he has 700 million people killed. Martha is gone, Jack is held prisoner and the Doctor is old and withered.
This was the worst offender. Why did the archangel network feature a regenerating function and how the hell did they know that thinking "Doctor" would activate it? Nonsense. Would have been better if Martha had shot him with the anti-timelord gun and then the Doctor could just be young again from the collapsing of the paradox- or that woman could have just shot him earlier but with the anti-timelord gun

Which of the Bernice Summerfield/Faction Paradox/Iris Wildthyme books are worth reading?

>>85575411
>yet shows no respect for the show's continuity.or mythology
What do you mean? he seems to go to great lengths to make sure he doesnt fundamentally change anything, The s10 finale was a cyber-origin story, and he even managed to make it so that it didn't contradict any other ones, like Spare Parts

>>85575469
yes

>>85575526
Huh, I guess that was kind of a suicide.

>>85575585
Shame they wasted the Master on that.

>>85575569
I'd rather have 1 Night of the Doctor than 50 Day of the Doctors

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>>85575600
none
only if you read everrything else
go read
Interference

>>85575622
clara created doctor's personality in listen lmao
clara told doctor which TARDIS he should take lmao

>>85572420
I don't get why people don't like the human-dalek mix. I liked it, and had hoped the human-dalek would become a reoccurring character.
Something like that would be extra interesting
He could work sometimes as a commander similar to Davros, or like a lone renegade similar to master.

The show really needs more character to be reoccurring over a longer period like that

>>85575600
Dead Romance, which is related to both Bernice Summerfield and Faction Paradox but doesn't feature either.

>>85575622
He contradicts something within his own run about why the Doctor takes the TARDIS.

>>85574734
Next ep: The Doctor is in, and he's played by fan favorite Kris Marshall! He curses, uses guns, and pisses on the side of his spaceship. Not a TARDIS, because in his words, "a phone box is fookin' stupid." He drags along his companion, played by a buxom Japanese lady, to an election in Peladon that's being plagued by a monster. After spending some time there (and having implied sex with his companion), he kills the monster, gaining Peladon's thanks. He calls them all peace-loving hippies, and assasinates the elected president, claiming that he's setting time straight. Ten years pass, and he is the ruler of Peladon, using his companion as a maid. Eventually, his companion starts a coup, and he's about to kill her roo. As the companion is running away, she sees a blonde woman in a phone box.

"Hello. I'm the Doctor."

Next episode: The Doctor sits in a therapy room. She explains to her therapist how her past six companions in this verse have died. At the end, the therapist reveals he is a crappy CGI giant spider.

Continued next post

>>85575624
Okay. Well look, the show's been going over 50 years with countless different writers. It's going to radically change the lore every 10 or so or it'll run out of things to do. Gallifrey being destroyed in the first place was a new invention someone just made up, it never had privileged status where no-one could ever alter it.

>>85575411
Well now that's an argument I can't really protest against since I know he does so many things that piss off a lot of people. Yet for me, Doctor Who has its lows without Moffat in the first place. I have found RTD's arcs even stupider than Moffats (here's to hoping Chibs excels at that). Time War itself was the biggest bastardisation of the show's mythology. The show is filled with bland characters since its inception. So to me, Doctor Who will have had its worst days, and they are truly awful, even if Moffat wasn't born at all. The fact that he elevated the show to whole new territories with amazing stories is a plus that cannot be negated by the faults he has had.

>>85575646
Donna stopped the doctor from killing himself lmao
Donna became the doctor lmao

>>85574181

The doctor already has children, he even has grandchildren. He traveled with his granddaughter in the original series

>>85575640
Yep, I was actually hyped up to know how they would resolve it. Dammit Russel. And then the whole magic thing later in the show to bring him back made no sense either. How the hell was there a cult for the master when no one knew about him after the paradox vanished?

>>85575676
>I don't get why people don't like the human-dalek mix. I liked it, and had hoped the human-dalek would become a reoccurring character.
it was done to sell toys

>Something like that would be extra interesting
>He could work sometimes as a commander similar to Davros, or like a lone renegade similar to master.
COULD, so was Jenny

>The show really needs more character to be reoccurring over a longer period like that
there is already 50 years of recurring characters to chose

>>85567772
Donna having her mind wiped is the saddest moment in the show and this is not debatable.

NEW THREAD
>>85575738
>>85575738
>>85575738

>>85575712
He was on Earth for about a year after Utopia, plenty of time to get a inner circle.

>>85575646
Rose was the first companion the doctor loved lmao
Ten killed himself because he was depressed about her lmao

>>85575711
I'm aware of that, bumface. You're in /who/, you don't need to educate people on basic lore. Susan being his granddaughter (allegedly) doesn't change the fact that a parenthood plotline for the Doctor, inside the actual show, would go down uneasily at best and like a lead balloon at worst. And attempting to actually replace the Doctor altogether would be a death knell.

>>85575646
>clara told doctor which TARDIS he should take lmao
That was a cheeky scene and it worked despite all reason since stealing whichever Tardis seemed to have no affect at all if you really care.

>clara created doctor's personality in listen lmao
That was a step too far yeah. I get that Listen was an experimental episode and it appears to have clicked with many people, but it just gave Clara too much agency in the grand narrative while reducing the Doctor's.

>>85575818
At least they had better chemistry than him and River.

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>tfw the best doctor only did 1 series, has never watched or cared for the show and won't come back to it since he doesn't want anything to do with it anymore

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>>85575928

>>85575733
>it was done to sell toys
Oh. Well, yes that's a shitty reason to make the thing, but other than that i thought it was alright.

>there is already 50 years of recurring characters to chose
But how many of his enemies are reoccurring? Master, Davros, maybe Dalek Emperor. Other than that, you'll have a hard time finding an enemy that appears in more than two unconnected stories.
Mostly it's just one species or another, which doesn't call for much character chemistry

>>85576009
But the Daleks are being underused, only well made in DALEK.
Making humans into daleks and daleks into humans is crappy and not in their nature.
Like in REVELATION when they tried and failed.
we have the cybes for this

>>85575821

I disagree, and obviously I do because the statement I replied to specifically states that the Doctor would have to have a child in order for the hypothetical situation to happen. But if the poster knew that he already had child then that wouldn't have been necessary. Also did you seriously just use the word Bumface?

Having the Doctor's granddaughter take over... or even simply and unrelated time lady such as Romana would be more fitting within the actual show compared to the complete ass pull of the Doctor magically being granted a complete new set of regenerations.

The fact that they have reset the Doctor's regenerations is a death knell in itself. The writers have no respect for the shows longstanding mythology.

>>85568100
I'm the anon that wrote the Curse of Fatal Death fic so I don't know if you guys would want more of my shitty writing but I would love to make that into a story

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>>85571767
12th Doctor.

>>85576085
Wasn't there a thing about becoming at least part human in Evil of the Daleks?

>>85576085
>But the Daleks are being underused
>underused
Is this sarcasm?

And i'm not talking about more human-dalek, i'm talking about a single human-dalek that Doctor faces over and over again.
Wouldn't that be interesting?

>>85576416
use Davros
use his motivation
he is not just another master
see Davros in BF "terror firma"

Daleks underused in its best features, they are killed to easy nowadays.

>>85576286
Frieeennnds, frieeeeeennnnnds.

>>85574863
That's some old fucking pasta mah bro