*Breathes in*

>>855607
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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>>85560798
JUST

>reviews are even moderately positive
>critic consensus within hours

>reviews are overwhelmingly negative
>no critic consensus for weeks

hmm

What is Sony's end game?

>>85560951
selling sony pictures so they can focus on the ps4 and hardware

>>85560926
There is a consensus, it's the 'no symbol" emoji

>>85560798
Not even one pity fresh tomato? jesus Sony at least be competent enough to pay off one reviewer.

>>85560926
The symbol is the consensus. Its an emoji.

>>85560984
No amount of money can save a movie this bad.
>This movie's "believe in yourself" message is borne out, in a perverse way, by the very fact that it even exists. And yet the whole thing remains nakedly idiotic.

>T.J. Miller

Glad this prick's career is now over.

How can sony be stopped?

>>85560798
TJ MILLER BURNED ALL BRIDGES FOR SILICON VALLEY FOR THIS!

>>85560926
The consensus is there. It's an emoji

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>>85561041
HOW CAN TJ EVER RECOVER?

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>>85560847
FUCK

Sony pictures needs to be labeled as a terrorist organization

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>>85561098
Kek

>this movie
I still can't believe it's real

>>85560951
The Sony president wants to get rid of their movie division altogether. The Sony Pictures execs are probably panicking, but the rest of the company is just glad they can finally bury this thing.

>>85560798
instant classic.

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>>85560798
Sony is dead, consider this mercy

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>>85560798
Ummm, sweetie, these critics are obvious alt-right trolls panning a brave work of #resistance that upsets them.

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>>85561173
wait wait wait

what the fuck is he saying

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>>85561173
>Le evil Drumpf meme
It never fucking ends

>>85561173
>Why didn't you donate to Hillary Clinton reeeeee
They probably gave money to Bernie. So technically they did contribute to her campaign

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>>85561173

>>85561173
Ahh Hillary didn't spend enough money, that was the problem.

>>85561173
wtf

i love silicon valley now

Why is the audience score so high?

>>85561173
The next US president will be :smile::skin-tone-5:

>>85561389
normie parents

I don't care about those other critics, I will watch it or not depending on Armond Whites review

Daily reminder - this is the film that was cancelled in favour of The Emoji Movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puSSTA_tnRg

>>85561173
>Movie will be inevitably compared to Angry Birds
>Angry Birds considered by some a subtle jab at the immigration crisis
>Emoji movie main actor telling everyone it is actually a political movie

>>85561389
A bunch of them seem to be people having a laugh. Or really unsubtle shills.

>>85561475
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>85561475
No. They were never developed at the same time. It was canceled because Sony are plebs and didn't like Tartakovsky version so he just left instead of fighting them.

>>85561173

>drumpf is evil lel anybody else think so

4 fucking years of this.

>>85560984
Don't worry, Armond White will do it for free.

>>85561173
Another graduate from the nu-ghostbusters school of marketing.

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>>85561173

>>85561503
Or went to see it while high.

>>85561173
how do i become a certified sweetie

>>85561860
Be pro-drumpft.

Sony is retarded. They don't involve the film makers in on the analytics of a movie.

They make decisions on what films to make based on the sales of existing IP. Ever bother to ask your audience if they want to sit through a 2 hour movie of that IP?

Read this
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/27/magazine/why-hollywood-is-trying-to-turn-everything-into-movies-even-mindless-games-like-fruit-ninja.html?_r=0

>>85561981
This environment has fostered, in some producers, a sense of desperation. When I asked Vinson if the changes his business has undergone over the past decade have inspired him to panic, he told me: ‘‘Absolutely. It’s forced me to look at everything as though it could be I.P.’’ Increasingly, that means nonnarrative I.P.: stuff with big followings but no stories, or even characters, already cooked in.

‘‘The Angry Birds Movie,’’ which was based on a mobile game, was released in 2016 and took in over $349 million worldwide. The game itself consisted of flinging birds at pigs, but it at least provided its writer, Jon Vitti, with protagonists (the birds) and antagonists (the pigs). There was also Adam Sandler’s 2015 movie ‘‘Pixels,’’ a disaster story that united characters from classic 1980s arcade games. Allspark, a subsidiary of Hasbro, has scored two big successes with a pair of movies based on the Ouija board. The first installment, ‘‘Ouija,’’ cost an estimated $5 million to make but managed to earn more than $103 million in the worldwide box office; the sequel, ‘‘Ouija: Origin of Evil,’’ made $81 million on a reported $9 million budget.

>>85562051
This summer’s most prominent example of nonnarrative I.P. is ‘‘The Emoji Movie,’’ a film that dramatizes the imaginary lives of emojis. The film’s director and co-writer, Tony Leondis, told me that ‘‘The Emoji Movie’’ actually began with a quest for some other form of I.P. About two years ago, he was thinking about what his next project should be, and he asked himself: ‘‘What are the newest and hottest toys out there in the marketplace?’’ He looked down at his phone and realized they were right there in front of him: emojis. Everyone uses them.

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>>85561173

>leaving out the best part

>>85561389

Cause the movie's a HUGE success even though critics can't appreciate a good raunchy adult comedy

>>85562140
>positivistic

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>85562140
>literally breaks through the glass ceiling
Holy fuck guys. I have to watch this.

>>85562183
What is Sausage Party?

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Film Of The Decade

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>>85562140

>literally breaks through the glass ceiling

Holy fuck could they pander any harder?

>>85561653
well that fucking sucks it looked perfect

Are they trying to bury sony on purpose?.
Maybe the producers are disney moles fucking up sony so they can buy their IPs cheap.

The FBI should investigate this shit.

>>85561489
Angry birds was actually decent through.

In that it had an actual plot and real characters.

>>85562265
after this level of negative reaction, hes probably going to call it the best film since the silent era

>>85560798
Who are you trying to antagonize? Who on this website do you think wanted this movie to succeed?

>>85561140
But why didn't they sell it when they could make a profit?
After the marketing disaster of ghostbusters the Japanese bosses should have known it had a bunch of morons in charge.

Bad news is Disney is gonna buy whats left of sony.

>>85562468
OH SWEETIE

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Only "he" can save it.

>>85560926
The emoji, it's there, that's it- the consensus

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>The Emoji Movie is a force of insidious evil, a film that feels as if it was dashed off by an uninspired advertising executive. The best commercials have a way of making you forget you’re being pitched at, but director Tony Leondis leaves all the notes received from his brand partners in full view.

>>85560798
Inb4 Gay Nigger White says he loves it and uses it as an excuse to whine about the mainstream media and public opinion

>>85561771
Just because you watch a movie high doesn't mean it'll be magically good, some friends dragged me along to sausage party and even though I was high the movie was still terrible

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>>85562662
kek

>>85560984
It would take way too many jewbux for that. You'de have to pay a critic into retirement to throw away their career over this.

>>85561173
HILLARY WOULD HAVE WON IF SHE JUST HAD MORE MONEY

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>>85562140
>one of the characters literally breaks through a glass ceiling
jesus fucking christ i need to see this train wreck

>>85561173
>hillary didnt throw enough money into the furnace
her campaign was fucked from the start because her messages and method created too many enemies. DT admin spent a fraction of what shillary did and won presidency.
When will libshits get it through their thick skulls that you can't just throw money at a problem to make it go away? That fucking thought is the epitome of laziness.

>film focuses on millennial technology
not even armond will defend it

What's the significance of the glass ceiling? I don't get it

>>85562265
Armond is thankfully not inhumanly contrarian, he gave a negative score to Suicide Squad.
I legit look forward to the verbal beating he'll give this shit and the societal/political insight he'll take from it.

>>85563062
muh feminist symbolism

Yet Sausage Party is certified fresh.

>>85563062
metaphor for an artificial potential cap that is put there by the "fucking white males" that women can easily surpass.

>>85563062
"Glass ceiling" = patriarchy.

You can't see it, but it's totally real.

>>85561475
Would never work as a real movie and not shorts.
This shit sucks.
Also your lying.

>>85563102
that movie was fucking terrible. only one I've ever walked out of. even the dudebro that wanted to see it had enough at about the halfway point and wanted out.

>>85563102
>>85563145
for whatever reason I read that as certified trash

In late 2014, the hack of Sony resulted in the publishing of private emails that much of the internet had a great time laughing at. One item considered particularly risible in certain corners was a pitch to the co-chairwoman of Sony Pictures Entertainment from a sort of youth consultant, averring that “NBD,” shorthand for no big deal, was popular text speak among millennials and that it should be used as dialogue in a new “Spider-Man” movie.

Sony’s latest release, “The Emoji Movie,” features among its heroes a female computer hacker who at one point shrugs off a crisis by saying “NBD.” I’m not sure if this is an indication of abject cluelessness, or if it represents what I believe some millennials call a self-own.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/27/movies/the-emoji-movie-review.html?action=click&contentCollection=Magazine&module=RelatedCoverage&region=EndOfArticle&pgtype=article

>>85563092
>>85563104
>>85563116
wew. thanks (I guess)

>>85562662
is this rating by based black man™

>>85563188
Is Amy Pascal deliberately destroying Sony?

>>85563203
anytime my non-melanin enriched friend
dont forget to check your privilege

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S-SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY

>>85562542
Based gaynigger in space.

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>>85561475
If I open that and it's the Popeye preview, I'm gonna lose my fucking mind

All these normies and redditors hating on Emoji Movie are making me start to think it might actually be good.

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>>85561475

>>85561475
Reminder that this is a widely accepted myth.
Popeye wasn't cancelled in favour of the Emoji movie.
Popeye was cancelled in favour of Amy Pascal, who didn't belive in the movie even after multiple positive social media feedback, positive focus-testing numbers and The Lego Movie directors' blessing (they called Genndy a genius). Some bumfuck no-one from Taiwan did say the script was only funny to pre-schoolers tho, so maybe that's what set her off.

>>85563376
Don't click it bro.

>>85561173
I wanted to see The Emoji Movie too, but now that I know it's political bullshit I'm gonna pass.
I just wanted pure Emojikino featuring Patrick Stewart.

>>85562140
At least he confesses that he's movie is 100% propaganda to shovel his liberal bullshit.

He wants to be a mastermind like the jews but he can't stop running his mouth. That could make for a good comedy.

>>85563592
How mad is Stewart right now lads? He clearly thought this was gonna be the next Lego movie, but this just makes him look like an idiot.

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>>85563376

>>85561016
Seriously the plot we saw in the trailers is some of the most basic bitch pseudosaccharine meaningless shit, and it's absolutely something middle schoolers usually come up with when they're forced to write a two and a half page story for teacher.

>>85561173
>the emoji movie will fight trump because it's about beeing urself
This flower fights trump because it has color.
This toddler fights against trump because he hates girls.
This balloon fights against trump because it's free, which he doesn't want.

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>>85563644
Look at him, look at the stains on his shirt.
Does this honestly look like a man who had high hopes for this movie?

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>>85561280
>they did contribute to her campaign
Yeah, specifically ending it.


Dohhohoho le funny

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>>85564176
looks like he stood in some shit

I hope Patrick Stewart fucking kills himself, old faggot

>>85563037

>When will libshits get it through their thick skulls that you can't just throw money at a problem to make it go away?

But anon... if they realized this, then they wouldn't be liberals.

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>rotten tomatoes
>ever

This movie is probably just sexists in some way.

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>>85561173

Is he the next Shia LaBeouf?

>>85564543
What movie is that picture referring to?

>>85564625
BvS

>>85564625
the emoji movie

>>85561173
This guy has to be on some Andy Kaufman tier shit, no way he's for real

>>85564625

Pokemon

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>that scene where Gene goes to a dirty dark bathroom at the Instagramville bus station to sadly/angrily jerk off to a girl's profile while repeatedly calling her an attention slut under his breath
That powerful close-up of his sudden shift in facial expression the moment he cums and him failing to wash off the jizz without soap from the broken dispenser and settling on casually wiping the rest on the hacker girl emoji's back both disgusted and scared me. It was just too fucking real.

>>85564543
>make movie with obvious drumpf metaphors
>make movie with blatant parallels to current events
>"wow this is a very thought provoking movie"
critics are fucking hacks and rotten tomatoes is shit.

>>85561173
Is he playing the "how much insane liberal bullshit can I say before it effects my career" game too? Lots of people are getting in on it these days

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How long until good quality non-KORSUB rip?

2 months? 3?

>>85564829

Wait, what?

>>85560798
i havent seen a single thread about this movie. why are we happy it's failing?

>>85564829
>that one scene where chaos breaks out after the skin color update and a lynch mob starts hanging the black emojis
sony has a fucked up sense of humor

>>85565008
Because a shitty premise with shitty writing is getting bad reviews, so hopefully we get better films because of it.

Not likely, but hopefully.

>>85565265
Oh its far too late to fix Hollywood, the whole thing needs to come down

>>85565621
It can't be done

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>>85560798
He'll be fine.

>As Leondis is gay, he connected to Gene's plight of "being different in a world that expects you to be one thing" and in eventually realizing that the feeling held true for most people, Leondis has said the film "was very personal".

>>85561016
>The words "just be yourself" are first said less than 10 minutes in, and there are lots of reiterations of the same lesson from there on.

Even critics don't buy into this normie bullshit.

>>85561452
>Armond White
What's the deal with this guy, anyway? I know he writes for National Review but is he contractually obligated to be contrarian?

>let's go and see this movie, Timmy!
>No mommie, I heard it got a low average score on rotten tomatoes

This board talks more about ticket sales than actual films.

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>>85561173
>the main antagonist for the emoji movie is literally a blonde woman who smiles too much and is very insincere
>"THIS MOVIE WILL GET PEOPLE TO REBEL AGAINST DRUMPF FOR SURE!! DRUMPF BTFO!!!"

I can't stop laughing holy shit

>>85561663
>4

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Meme magic is real.

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>>85560951
Crashing their company's stock


With No survivors

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>>85561173

>>85564543
Jailbreak is a manic pixie girlfriend stereotype that turns out to be a rebellious princess in the most cliché way possible.

Not sure if that's sexist or not but it sure is boring and overdone.

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>>85562140
>positivistic

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While we all think Armond is gonna give it a good review, I think it's more than possible he bashes it for the "progressive" morals TJ paraded for the film. Keep in mind he's conservative and lets it show many times. If Armond DOES dislike this ot may be possible we have the most hated film of all time on our hands.

>>85561663
*8

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POST YFW WHEN /pol/ WINS AGAIN

>>85561475
Didn't know this was getting made, but it looks perfect and true to its source. That's disappointing.

>>85561203
This, what the fuck is he saying?

>now at 3% thanks to a Fresh review from Common Sense Media

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>August 11th

>>85564176
Are those Comme Des Garcon Shirt sneakers? Damn Patrick has some taste

>>85561683
There's some movies even he won't go against the popular opinion.

>>85560974
That would be a retarded move considering their videogames division has moved to California to work closer with the movies division. AAA Sony games have writters from Hollywood in their development team.

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>>85561173
My fucking sides.

>>85564176
>that lackluster crowd behind him

JUST

>>85567465
GODDAMN IT! NO!

>>85561475
My dad was REALLY looking forward to that since he grew up with Popeye.

>>85562227
>>85563028
>he he this movie is going to be so bad that I HAVE to watch it amirite fellow channers?!?!?!
No one wants to watch your shitty movie TJ

>>85563102
Sony only distributed it.

Annapurna financed it.

>>85567493
>Emoji Man looks different
>movie released earlier
Guess they put all their resources in rushing the movie into theaters.

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>>85561663

>>85566575

He's arguably the most well-known movie critic in the world now that Ebert is kill so clearly he's doing something right

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>>85561173
Add TJ to the people who got Stumped by Trump

HAS ONE FRESH
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>>85567834

>>85564050
I don't understand shit

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>>85567834
What's her endgame?

>>85567465

>not even a real review, focuses on if the movie is appropriate for kids
>gave it a 3/5
>"fresh"

RT is such fucking trash

>>85567834
>how to get recognized
>pretend to like a critically panned film

>>85567834
Armond White?

the breathing in and fake laughing thing is the most reddit shit i've ever heard
fucking newfags, i can smell your high school parking passes from here

>>85567878
nope

>>85560926
That red circle, that's an emoji, that's the consensus.

>>85561663

*8

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they're not done /tv/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGIV0-BbLbM

>>85567876
>>85567878
It's from Common Sense Media, a site for over protective parents

>>85567923
>It's from Common Sense Media, a kike-owned site for overprotective parents
ftfy

>>85566726
>>85567327
>>85567741
>>85567911
>they think he won't be impeached before the year ends

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>>85567943
Any day now... any day...

>>85567941
thanks for the fix

>>85562346
maybe it's money laundering.

>>85561475

Actually that is a rumor, emoji movie was made in such a short time it was not connected at all to Popeye.

Sony crushed it for no actual reason!

>>85562468
Who says you need to antagonize someone around here when making fun of a movie?

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>>85567943

>>85567862
That's the kind of smile I want around my dick

>>85564543
>>85564832
RT is a review aggregator, by your logic you should also discard metacritic.

>>85564948
this is why you don't fall asleep during the movie

>>85566628
Anyone with internet can just google the movie and see the hate it's getting on the first page of results.

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>>85567943
>CNN can find a Reddit user who made a .gif that hurt their feelings
>Cant find a solid link between Trump and Russia

>>85567943
>Trump will be impeached any day now!
>says the increasingly nervous "man" for the 100th time this month

>>85568113
He is a redditor, he probably posted a social network himself some time

>>85561173

based sweetie poster

>>85567857
>literally rates movie "meh"
>CERTIFIED FRESH

>>85568138
4chan is a social network.

>>85568062
Metacritic don't have a dumb black and white rating system that certifies middling reviews that didn't really like the movie as positive.

>patrick stewart will die with "poop" being his final credited role
Fucking kill me.

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what did she mean by this?

>>85568151
Certified fresh is RT's own ''approval'', it doesn't apply to a single critic review.

Fresh just means ''not shit'', meaning it could average.

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>>85561173
Lel

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>>85567913
>Wacky talking animal movie about the birth of Jesus.
Well, OK then.

>>85568184

>Betsy (((Bosdech)))

>>85568153
check your message box

>>85568138
Makes CNN look worse....russia is an entire country not hiding behind anonymity.

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>>85568184

>>85567913
are they going to include Herod's soldiers killing every boy under 2 years old?

>>85567862
to end movies

>>85560798
A glib fascimile.

>>85568184
Pretty sure that ain't a "fresh" review...

>>85568153

please add me to your friends list thanks

>>85567913
>donkey's head gets bashed in with a wired club by the eccentric villain
>J-jeee-sus...

>>85561280
Ending her campaign yeah, Bernie being in the race made her look like a shit since he was an actual diehard leftie and not a center corporatist like your usual dem.

>>85567913
Is that Balaam's donkey?

>>85564176
>YOU'RE WITH ME NUMBER TWO

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>>85568153

>>85560926
The consensus? It's there - the emoji.

>>85568494
A social network for anti-socials.

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>>85561173

>>85568454
Wish I could add you in my filtered list.

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>>85562140
>woman with limitless potential

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>>85560926

>>85567943
>impeached

I dont think you know what that word means.

>>85567857
Hey, it's better than Laserblast!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-ijHd6qtrE
11:40

>>85568541
thanks for being the 7th person to point it out, really appreciate it.

Emojis are the defining cultural anchor point of an entire generation, once again /tv/ will be proven wrong and this movie is going to make tons of money for Sony. 10-15 years from now, young parents will be naming their children after popular emojis.

>>85568541
For being the 7th person to point it out, I thank and really appreciate you.

>>85568609
>>85568587
No Problem!

>>85561173
OH NO NO NO

>>85568594
My parents named me "happy piece of shit" but I think that was because Kabbalah told them to.

>>85568594
>When some names their shit kid Poop.

>>85568609
>>85568587
Problem? No!

>>85568628
No, really friend.
My heartfelt appreciation for rendering me such a fine service.

>>85568594

My dad always called me shitface. I guess he was ahead of the curve.

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>>85568672

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>>85561078

a few scenes of quips in Deadpool 2?

>>85568594
>10-15 years from now, young parents will be naming their children after popular emojis.
This part I believe.

>>85567857
The funniest shit will be when Sony latches on to this one review and we get commercials like.
>"Come and see the movie that critics everywhere are calling "Meh"!

Thank you, Betsy!

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> it was 'meh'
> fresh review

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Is this the infamous glib facsimile Roger Moore?

Been listening to Miller's podcast for what seems close to two years now. Honestly, this is the kind of shit he thrives on.

The guy is an absurdist comic that has been lowkey getting work for almost a decade now. He is always looking for the next outrageous thing to do so he can get a laugh. He is the type of man that insisted on being presented as the star of Yogi Bear 3D whenever he came on stage, for a year or two after the movie came out.

This won't phase him at all because honestly he is batshit crazy ever since they removed part of his brain so I doubt he takes himself too seriously with the shit he says and does. I think people are honestly taking what he says too seriously.

Also, people giving him shit about leaving Silicon Valley. The show had become stale reusing the same plot devices every season. He probably got bored with the shit too.

>>85568792
>calls it meh
>rates it 0.5 points above meh
her fault

>>85561173

Ummm, didn't Hillary outspend Trump by a massive amount? I don't think more money would have helped her sweetie.

>>85568792
That's how Marvel Studios only get fresh movies if you haven't noticed yet.

>>85561041
That's what I thought. I really liked his character in Silicon Valley, but this movie has to be the end of his career.

>>85568792
She's really cute, I wish I could make sweet love to her and watch her lick my cum off her lips.

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>>85568792
>"Sure, Sony, I'll give it a RT kick for you..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdDMrncAy4U

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>>85562140
>one of the characters literally breaks through a glass ceiling

>>85568792
if you don't know, the RT reviewers decide if their review is fresh/rotten.

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>>85561173

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>>85561173
>western voice acting

>>85562140
>>85561173

I can't tell if he is legitimate or if Miller is satarizing.

>>85567538
Which is why all Sonys game stories are the same garbage storylines they use in movies. Need to get some real writers.

Also you're one of those fags that think a game needs a story to be good. Not gameplay or fun.

>>85569112
Miller doesn't understand satire. I've seen people saying this is some sort of joke on his part, but the guy is not clever and he lacks the capacity to be funny on his own. He's being sincere.

>>85560926
the consensus is actually an emoji

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>>85561173
>promotes movie by shitting on half the country

>>85564704
>>85564625
>BvS

Well, she's not wrong.

>>85569058
She gave it a 3/5, that's above average so it's considered fresh.

>>85561475
I want to FUCK Olive

>>85569376
Popeye pls

>>85569346
yes, but the rotten tomatoes doesn't classify the reviews as fresh/rotten by itself (or some RT editors/algorithm) like spergs on the internet seem to imply when they see a review classified as fresh when it's "clearly" a rotten review when said sperg reads it.

The reviewer him/herself decides if it counts as rotten.

>>85568846
>>85568862
>>85568792

seem to believe RT manipulates the tomatometer against the reviewers' intents.

>>85564543
>testosterone fueled rage
oh so something actually happened in the movie and its not a drama-filled "heart touching" flick. good to know.

>>85569526
>seem to believe RT manipulates
No. I believe the exact words I used were "her fault."

>>85567943
>these daydreams help the libtard get through his day
how quaint

>>85560926
Emoji there critical the consensus it is

>>85562140
fuck I used to like this guy

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>>85560798
>A
>FUCKING
>WOMAN

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Wow.

>>85570132
do women have any standards when it comes to cinema?

>>85570156
>>>/pol/

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>>85570150
it's the beaner demographic. I warned you guys about the spics. Anything with flashy colors and high pitched voices will make millions because of beaners

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Pfft.

>>85570173
nice falseflag

>>85561320

Who is he?

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>>85570224
Akshully...

>>85570224
I can't wait to see overweight mexican women in Emoji Movie leggings at the state fair.

>>85570132
>the movie is good because it contains "positive messages"
>it's a woman

>>85560798
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/critic/betsy-bozdech/

will she have a career after this?

Why does rotten tomatoes suddenly matter? Make up your minds.

>>85570360
RT just shows what critics think, so it's not just ''RT'', it's the whole media.

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These audience reviews are dynamite.

>>85570278
that must be a turkroach

>>85570395
Yeah, I get that it does. But whenever a capeshit movie bombs it doesn't matter but when it fits the narrative suddenly its the greatest site in the world.

>>85570422
Regardless of what some people have done in the past, right now we're just laughing at a movie whose critics not even Sony could bribe.

>>85570013

you're a faggot then, he was never really that funny. his best work was him just playing a lazy stoner in the least inspired way ever, hawhaw so funnay

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>>85570405

>>85570456
Except the one. But even she rebelled and said the movie sucked despite giving it three stars.

>>85561475
Only Drumpfkins care about popeye. Every civillized person knows that the emoji movie is a far better choice.

>>85570339
>parenting website
what did you expect her to say?
"b urself" is a bad message? she even said the movie is shit

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Just saw this movie and it was great. Plenty of redpills throughout the whole thing. There's a reason why only liberal cucks are saying this is the worst movie of all time and to not see it.

>>85570224
beaners are fucking weird and I will never understand them. They have the strangest taste in everything. Food, entertainment, fucking everything.

>>85570641
>>85570745
wew

>>85567943
I've never seen someone flip b8 around to piss off the people posting it so effectively before. Bravo, lad

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>>85570641
>>85570745
are you trying to trick me again

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Remember, there's no such thing as bad publicity!

>>85564176
He's standing on fucking poop.

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>>85568888
>8888

>>85560951
Need to launder money for the democratic establishment somehow

>>85560974
The point of the PS4 is it's backed by a conglomerate with a huge wallet. Their videogames division alone would end like nintendo.

>>85569115
No one give shit about gameplay kiddo. 99% of the AAA you play are directed by art designers and script writters with game designers obeying. The 90's are over and videogames aren't toys anymore.

>>85571134
>one hour and a half

That's way too short. Wtf?

>>85571407
Western devs maybe.

>>85568517
FUCKING SEAGULL I HATE YOU LET ME GET MY FUCKING NORMA YOU BIRD BITCH

>>85571425
its a kids movie do you expect them to sit through 2hr+ of this trash

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>>85570405

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>>85568541

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>>85560798
>you've lived long enough to see Sony give you 2 Spideykinos and file for bankruptcy not even two decades into the new century due to extreme incompetence and out of touch executives

>>85572065
>2 Spideykinos
3

>>85570745
Agreed. Everyone who's saying this movie is bad hasn't actually seen it.

>>85570405
Wow, even normies have gotten good at baiting the autists of /tv/

>>85572264
How is he baiting succesfully when even the filename points out the joke?

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>>85562140
>one of the characters literally breaks through a glass ceiling

Reminded me of this.

>>85572264
>it's 2017
>you are no longer allowed to tell jokes
>anything with a hint of sarcasm, irony, or humor has become "bait" for random "autists" on the internet

>>85572065
THIS. It is a hilarious comedic romp from start to finish. I haven't laughed this much or this hard since seeing The LEGO Movie. They say this is a "kids' movie" but it has a lot of adult references only mature people will appreciate. Definitely the sleep hit of 2017, can't wait to see it again with my wife and her son this weekend.

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>>85563376

>>85561475
Popeye's voice sounds way off. Not gravelly enough.

>>85567913
Donkey Ollie is getting a cinematic release?

>>85567913
I remember seeing an animated movie about almost the same thing, except that was ten years ago. Can't remember much about it, but that movie was pretty dark. The donkey was really old and was being treated like shit by the roman soldier who owned him. Then I guess he got stolen/freed by Joseph who was trying to dodge the romans looking for babies. Then at the end the donkey is found by the soldier again while resting in a stable, and Soldier starts beating the shit out of him. Donkey manages to tear down some shit in panic and the entire building collapses on Soldier, and Donkey dies from his wounds shortly after. That was a really sad movie.

>>85560798
THAT'S IT
SONY IS FINISHED

>>85573468
I doubt it. This movie only cost 50 millions to make.

>>85571306
Nintendo is doing very very well right now actually

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>>85573468
we can only hope anon

>>85573547
>only
JAJAJAJAJAAJA

>>85573633
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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>my role model as an animated pile of shit dropping through a glass ceiling
Yeah, I can see 'progressive values' female kiddies will be adopting will be of the highest quality.

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>>85564176