Eternal /got/ general - Dothraki in Westeros edition

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first for one true queen

>>85559896
dothraki are more like the huns than mongols

The leaks are all confirmed, the plot isn't even bad compared to season 5 and 6.

What will season 8 end up like? Jon as the night king?

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>>85559896
HBO should have funded more episodes. He would have saved this show.

Reminder that Theon deserved literally everything he got.

>>85559956
>anon is actually gay
That's awesome

reminder that thread edition should be in comment, not subject

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Can someone spice it up with euron memes? I am bad at ms paint.

>>85559935
>Dothraki are more like an ancient group we know almost nothing about and aren't even sure are east asian than the infamous asiatic moustachioed horse raiders from the middle ages (which ASOIAF is meant to be set in)
No sweetie

>>85559956
devin oliver is playing him

>>85559956
when they add in shit like greyworm's romance it's clear they more eps wouldn't help

Reminder that Beric, Thoros, the Hound, and the rest of the BwB are /ourguys/

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>>85559987
I think Euron to something anon

>>85559956
>thank god they cut him
That's awesome

>>85559896
When did Mongols ever fight Teutonic order knights? What kind of picture is that?

>>85559952
>Jon as the night king
We warcraft now

I hope they kill the night king, ending winter forever but they suffer catastrophic losses (Jon, Dany and basically everyone who fought in the battle is dead).

Then in some of the final scenes Cercei gloats as all her enemies are broken but the people turn against her (for whatever reason, maybe Varys was involved or they are led by what remains of the sparrows).

In the end Westeros is well and truly fucked.

The epilogue is a time jump to modern day Westeros. We see a classroom teaching students about the great achievements of president Daenerys (yes president), and the sacrifice of Jon Snow.

>>85560033
1241 or cant you fucking read

>Greyjoys before Euron comes back
literally retarded
>Greyjoys after Euron comes back
B A S E D

>>85560033
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Legnica
it says on the picture anon

>Jon, its me.. your sister.. Arya
>Don't look like my sister to me boy
>Its all part of my disguise, look
>Arya then slowly unbuttons her armor, showing her fine and round grown breasts
>Please Jon, you promised you would make me into a real woman once I've grown enough.. I'm.. I'm ready now
>Jon said sorry and pulls away the curtains in his room, revealing the smooth and hairless naked body of Lady Mormont

>>85560033
It literally says in the caption of the picture, anon
(Admittedly modern scholarship doubts they were there but that's not the point right now)

>>85559896
>mongols not using Cantabarian Circles
>fighting against Teutonic Knights

wew lad

>>85560088
More

>>85559935
True that the Mongols had more going on in tactics and governing, they're steppe nomads and their book description paints them physically similar.
Best just to call them Altaics and leave it at that.

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>>85560088

why were the kingsguard at the tower of joy? they followed through till the very end. held true to their vows. fought to the death despite finding out the rebellion was lost and were disgusted by the fact that jaime broke his vows to aerys.

the fuck were they doing with lyanna in dorne?

>>85560201
Protecting their princes whore and bastard offspring of course

>>85560201
>the fuck were they doing with lyanna in dorne?
Guarding her. Following orders.

>>85560201
>Our prince wanted us here.

>>85560212
but they don't follow rhaegars orders. they only follow aerys. even after his death. they followed aerys.

>>85560201
Protecting baby Daenerys
>inb4 showpleb R+L=J fags reply to me with their dumbass theory

>>85560201
The fact that Whent and Dayne had a hand in organising the Tourney at Harrenhal proves their loyalties didn't lie with Aerys.

>>85560248
Obviously aerys ordered them to go with rhaegar and obey his orders and do what he tells them

AZOR SANDOR

>>85559896

I hope Cersei and based Euron slaughter YASSQUEEN for bringing in mudskins into Westeros.

>>85560084
>GoT before Euron comes back
literally retarded
>GoT after Euron comes back
Still retarded, but Euron is based

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>>85560268
>Whent
http://gameofthrones.wikia.com/wiki/Gerold_Hightower

>>85560268
I doubt it.

“I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them. “We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered. “Woe to the Usurper if we had been,” said Ser Oswell. “When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.” “Far away,” Ser Gerold said, “or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells.” “I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege,” Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.” “Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Arthur Dayne. “Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.” “Ser Willem is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell. “But not of the Kingsguard,” Ser Gerold pointed out. “The Kingsguard does not flee.” “Then or now,” said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm. “We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Gerold. Ned’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three. “And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light. “No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”

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>>85560415
MELLY
E
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L
Y

>>85559930
you can sort of tell they hired an acting coach for her in like season 4 because she's gotten better

still horrendously bad though, whats her appeal again?

>>85560415
new website design?
i liked old one better

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>>85560415
>that one retard who voted Dany

>>85559896
I find the Mongols very interesting, they swept everything in their path but in the end they left nothing behind.

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>>85560458
stay mad stannisfag

>>85560404
Literally the best scene in the last 10 episodes

I will be very sad when he will inevitably get the ramsey treatment

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Has there ever been a better written secondary character on television before? Maybe Omar Little?

>>85560517
are you suggesting that euron will be BTFO'd by a a strong independent woman?

say it aint so

reminder none of tywins children are his. cersei, jaime and tyrion are the children of aerys and joanna.

the twins were most likely conceived during the days of their long going affair but I believe tyrion to be a rape baby.

the three heads of the dragon are aerys rape babies.

raped rhaella = daenerys
raped lyanna = jon
raped joanna = tyrion

lyanna was a hostage at the tower of joy under aerys command. rhaegar only fought for aerys due to his family being held hostage

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>"I looked for you on the Trident," Ned said to them. "We were not there," Ser Gerold answered. "Woe to the Usurper if we had been," said Ser Oswell.
Was Whent right? Would Robert have been able to get through Dayne and co to kill Rhaegar? Sure Robert was full rage and had his Baratheon retard strength, but Dayne was something special.

>>85560545
What else are you expecting, honestly

>>85560525
never

I want to meet him and Bronn in a pub and listen to Bronn talk shit while the hound grumbles and eats chicken

>>85560517
>Euron literally just fucks off and sits at Pyke waiting out the White Walker invasion.

>>85560496
But that is wrong. They founded cities through Asia and created a number of institutions to connect their empire like the pony express.

>>85560556
Barristan and Lewyn Martell were something special too, and they got taken out by chumps.

>>85560418
Doubt what, their implicitness or their words to Ned at the tower?
Harrenhal is Whent's Seat, the Tourney was a cover for lords to discuss removing Aerys, and Dayne threw the tilt for Rhaegar

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>>85560556
>yfw you realise Ned was related to one of the Kingsguard by marriage
Was it kinslaying?

>>85560556
I highly doubt you could stop a two handed warhammer with TWO SWORDS

>>85560415
What is with all the frogfu fags around all of a sudden?

>>85560581
he says that to everyone in the dragonpits but it's just a ruse to make everyone think he's out of the fight

>>85560604
>Lyn Corbray
>chump
LF please

>>85560627
Is that not in the show?

>>85560621
Not by blood, Robert adnd Rhaegar were cousins by blood, but no one screamed kinslayer when he caved in his chest.

>>85560652
>mortally wounded and missing an arm by the time Corbray gets anywhere near him
Don't believe the lies of that boy lover.

>>85560415
Missandei surely, even if she is now blacked

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It Is Our Holy Duty to Guard against the Foreign Hordes

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>bad pusay is actually a wholesome girl
That's awesome

>>85560084
>>85560379
>>85560763

B A S E D

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>>85560415
>Alys coming in 3rd

What is the cringiest GoT montage you can find?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0jSP1Pwrtc

>Greyworm is castrated
>So brave
>So beautiful
>10/10 pls cuddle

>Theon is castrated
>dude no dik lol
>ha ha watch us be lesbians
>kill urself cockless coward

What did they mean by this?

>>85560803
>wholesome
>from chatsworth
>the literal porn capital of the world for over 2 decades (until florida took over)

yeah, no

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>yfw Euron kills Gregor one on one

>>85560875
They meant
>check there isn't a new thread before posting

>>85560875
it means characters aren't the writers mouthpiece you dumb fuck. what the fuck do you expect euron to say to theon?

>>85560895
>yfw euron is killed off like a seasonal villain

>>85560844
She looks like a King on a playing card

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Hotpie for king

>>85560895
>YOU'RE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!

>>85561114
[Doom theme plays in the distance]

What if it comes down to the final battle and the white walkers and danyjon take each other out, leaving the final victor to be the only one who fled the final battle -- theon

>>85561150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B9bhkFxP4k

>>85560688
Also the Karstarks are a cadet house of House Stark and nobody was branded kinslayer over that execution

>>85561199
It'll be Cersei/Euron, and they'll kill all the survivors of the battle against spooky iceman

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>>85560844
a cute

>>85559994
They're little like Mongols actually

>>85559987
I support this request.

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>>85559987
here's a solid finnish euron meme, enjoy

>>85561328
>Finnish """""humour"""""

>>85561328
noice

reminder blood raven is not the three eyed crow. he appears to bran as a talking weirwood tree.

bran is the three eyed crow

>>85561261
Baratheon is technically a Targaryen cadet branch, as well.
It seems to be only very close family, perhaps 1st cousins at most.
Every northern house is related to the Starks at some point; marrying the bannermen is how the great houses maintain stability.

>>85560556
Dayne was better than Rhaegar at swords. But Robert was a pure beast. 6 feet 9 of pure retard strength and rage, but also tactical and martial prowess. Put that together with a huge warhammer and it's ogre.

>>85561519
>6 feet 9
let's not get ahead of ourselves here

>>85561519

The ultimate medieval chad.

>>85561536
My bad, meant 6'6''

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what's his endgame?

>>85561631
growing his dick back

>>85561631
Independence and sovereignty for the iron islands
A cuck-corner in the master bedroom where he can watch his sister fuck women

>>85561631
He's a survivor

Can someone post the full leaks for the next episodes?
The ones for EP 1 and 2 were spot on

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>>85561287

>>85561723
they're a dying breed

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>>85561757

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What are chances that we get even more Theon bullying this season?

That stuff makes my ovaries tingle.

>>85562001
gets beaten up by some ironborn
jon snu almost beats him up

>>85561631

>kill off interesting characters with a plan like Doran and CIA
>Theon is still around although hes useless and has no plans of his own

I seriously hope he doesnt just die now that we wasted so much time on him.

>>85561741
>Dany and Jon meet
>tension between the two
>Jon pets drogon
>Drogon likes it
>highgarden gets fucked
>olenna poisons herselfs while telling Jaime she killed Joffrey
>Dany gets worried
>negotiation talks
>

>>85562001
gets shit on by the iron born who find him after he claims he tried to save yara. they see through his bullshit and decide to kick his ass when they get to shore

>>85560418

>"I looked for you in the riverlands, where Rhaegar Targaryen died," Ned said to them.
>"We were not there," Ser Gerold answered.
>"Woe to Robert Baratheon, the man who killed him, if we had been," said Ser Oswell.
>"When Tywin Lannister took King's Landing, his son Ser Jaime the Kingslayer slew Rhaegar's father, King Aerys Targaryen, with a golden sword and I wondered where you were."
>"We were somewhere else," Ser Gerold said, "or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother Jaime Lannister from the Kingsguard would burn in seven hells."
>"I came down on Storm's End to help out Stannis because he was under siege," Ned told them, "and Lord Tyrell who was in charge of the siege dipped his banners, and all his knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them. The knights."
>"Our knees do not bend so easily," said Ser Arthur Dayne.
>"Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with Khaleesi and her brother Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him."
>"Ser Willem is a good man and true," said Ser Oswell. "But we're the Kingsguard and we don't flee."
>"Not then, not now, not ever," said Ser Arthur. He left his helm off so that we could see his face more clearly.
>"We swore a vow," explained old Ser Gerold.
>Ned's wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.
>"I fight for the North," Ned said with sadness in his voice. "Who do you fight for?"
>Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning, unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
>"Your sister."

What's the most retarded moment in show/book

It might just be King Renlys fucking rainbow guard

>>85561741
>>85562073
i meant dany gets worried when she sees jon petting drogon

Last night I had a dream that I was heading down to the shore and I stopped along the way at a motel and D&D were there. Dabid was being a really rude asshole and kept talking about the plights of the Jews but his wife Amanda was great at one point she gave me a handjob.
DB was actually really nice but extremely simple minded. I told him how many people don't think Stannis is dead because we didn't see him die and he told me Stannis will be back in season 8 but he will be part whight like Benjen Stark. Dabid then slapped DB on the head for revealing this to me and then stormed off.

>>85561631
if i were him i'd just want to fall off the face of the earth

Why did Balon attack barren castles in the north instead of attacking the reach when all their men were in the stormlands, coulda raided a bunch of rich lands in the westerlands and reach smfh

>>85562093
>hurrhhh it's because he's gay
The Rainbow is a symbol of the seven you dipshit, this was established in the second chapter of the first book

>>85562093
>Show
Avenging House Martell by extinguishing it
or
Marrying Sansa to Ramsay in exchange for ???
>Book
Rearming the Faith
or
Killing all male Astapori citizens aged 12 and up

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>>85562046
>>85562087
Nice, gotta prepare some private time for next episodes

>>85562093
Literally no one in the north wearing any hoods or hats even though it's cold as fuck

Who /Farwynd/ here? They're the only true smart people in the world

>>85562369
what's a fartwynd?

>>85562394
BRAAAAAPFT

Is Sansas dialogue in episode 1 the worst ever written?

>father and Robb were stupid and they died for it
>she's the reason Ned died
>so she's sorta the reason Robb died
>the only really stupid thing Robb did was marry someone of his own will
>so did Sansa only her wedding turned into non consensual German dungeon porn

>>85560201
Their presence proves that Jon was legitimized in some way and was the next in line for the throne

Even if Rhaegar ordered them to protect Lyanna and the kid, they'd be released from their vows after he died if Jon was just a bastard

Since they were still there we can assume Jon was legitimized which means we can assume that the Martell girl was a cuckqueen

>>85562358
'We're actors we need people to see us properly or what's the point meeeeh'

You know when I think about it I genuinely think Rhaegar and Lyanna are the biggest cunts in the whole series. Like seriously Lyanna is such a stupid bitch.

>>85562437
did they turn into sheep in the end? what did you mean by this?

>>85562426
they only obey aerys. aerys had arthur kidnap her and he raped her. then sent her to be held at the tower of joy

>>85562426
>Their presence proves that Jon was legitimized in some way and was the next in line for the throne

Rhaegar wasn't the king and had no authority to do that.

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>>85562414
>Sansa gives Jon shit for deciding the Karstarks and Umbers shouldn't lose their castles because their parents were retarded
>Sansa calls him out and undermines him in the meeting
>when Winterfell ended up being the home of two traitors to a different king who afterwards gave it to the Boltons for a reward of their loyalty to the crown

>>85562466
>stupid bitch for getting kidnapped and raped

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Cast her

>>85562492
>>85562504
"Our Prince wanted us here"

>>85562558
lady shekel

>>85562558
Lyanna Queen of Love and Beauty

>>85560087
>Decisive Mongol victory

what did they mean by this?

>>85562293
>Killing all male Astapori citizens aged 12 and up
Wait, Dany does this? She's gone full mad king in the books then?
t.showpleb

>>85562558
>Cast her
In what? A low budget beetlejuice remake?

>>85562582
what?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TVBHfErKWI

>>85562694
Only the Masters (Slavers)

>>85562526
>Implying they didn't get married and were in love
Denial anon

>>85562558
American McGee's Alice

>>85562582
they never said our prince wanted us here

>>85561631
to rule Iron islands with no survivers

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>The Golden Empire of Yi Ti is a realm located in the eponymous region of the Further East of Essos. It is the supposed successor to the mythic Great Empire of the Dawn, which, according to legend, fell during the Long Night.
>The Five Forts are massive fortresses along the northeastern boundaries of the Golden Empire of Yi Ti, situated between the Bleeding Sea and the Mountains of the Morn.
>The forts' walls are slabs of fused black stone almost a thousand feet high. Some think the walls are Valyrian in origin, although there is no record of Valyrians having visited the area and they even predate the rise of the Freehold. Each fort can house ten thousand men.
>The Five Forts, which predate the Golden Empire of Yi Ti, are claimed by some to have been raised by the Pearl Emperor to keep the Lion of Night and his demons away from the realms of men.

Reminder that Essos curves to the North and connects to Westeros beyond the Wall.

Is anything going to happen this season?

>>85561631
I don't know, but I miss seeing his ass wiggle around in mud.

>>85563068
>Does Westeros connect to the eastern continent through the north?
>No.
http://www.westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Category/C91/P60

lol

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>>85559896

>>85563068
no it doesn't. it's already been confirmed it doesn't

>>85563163
>MARCH 26, 2002

>>85563178
can he just die already?
such a boring character

>>85563181
No it hasn't.

>>85563163
thats before he even created meeren

>>85563137
Not really come back next year

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>>85563137

>>85562694
she was married against her will at 13 in the books
so it makes sense she doesn't view them as kids

>>85562726
Literally no proof, just theory and conjecture with no evidence

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Who /nightlamp/ here?

http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/March_on_Winterfell
https://cantuse.wordpress.com/2014/08/28/the-night-lamp-revisited-the-wrath-of-the-old-and-the-new/

requesting new missandei nudez webm

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more specifically, Dany has like 1.3% of Aegons blood in her from direct descent, aka not counting blood from Aegons sisterwife.

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WE GO HARD

>>85563493
NICE.

>>85562694
>>85562721
It's every man above 12 that wears a tokar (garment of the freemen)
Slaver or no, it ends the same.
The former slaves rape & kill the free, commercial breakdown results in famine, the sanitation, in plague; last reports of Astapor describe a sunbaked hell.

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>Carcosa

Can someone post a cool picture of Euron

> last episode of season 8
> everyone is dead except for Tyrion
> tyrion soulfully gazes across the ruins of a war torn Westerns
> tyrion narrates the final lines of the show
> "in the end it was all just a game"
> " a game of Thrones"

Is Selmy's death still the worst thing D&D have ever done?

>>85563694
S t a n n i s

>>85563538
Wait, so does Dany directly order that all free men over 12 be put to death, or does it just happen as a result of her sacking and abandoning the place?
Like, that butcher character who took over in the show (was mentioned by Dario in season 5) or someone similar killing the old masters?

>>85562582
They're retarded. It's very clear on the books that some of the Kingsguard felt Rhaegar was the one apt to rule. Dayne, Whent and Hightower trained him in the sword.
>>85563475
>Rhaegal
Literally fucking with dragons. Even those that weren't born.

So all the men have been written out or emasculated, all the women now hold power.

Does GRRM have a femdom fetish?

>>85563794
DnD do.

>>85563794
>GRRM
>the show
no

>>85563794
If you haven't read the books, just assume all the stupid shit was done by D&D
You'll be right 90% of the time

>>85563794
And then there's Euron

>>85563694
the show's portrayal of mance
cutting jamie's arc for sand sneks and greyworm romance
20 good men
shae
stannis burning his child alive

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>>85563661

>>85563836
>token white guy

>>85563862
Cooler

>>85563717
"Unsullied! Slay the Good Masters, slaythe soldiers, slay every man who wears a tokar or holds a whip, but harm no child under twelve"

Much of DwD is her dealing with the fallout of destroying the Ghiscari's major lifeline.

>>85563891
God, she's actually a mass murdering psychopath. No one under 12? That cant be more than fucking 20% of the population. Can't wait till Stannis rises from the grave to kill this bitch.

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So Sansan is dead?

>>85563951
Stannis as the Night King would be interesting

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>be rosie mac
>be hot
>they need stand-in for dany in season 5 of GOT
>requirements: be blonde and not too tall
>die your hair blonde
>get job because you're hot
>make instagram and post provocative photos there
>add 'daenerys double in GOT' to your instagram description
>some tabloids notice you and start writing articles about you
>they assume you're nude double because that will give them more clicks
>even mainstream clickbait generators start making articles about you
>you're famous now
>add '(not nude double)' to your instagram description to pretend this is not what you intended to happen from begining
>...
>it's offseason now. there isn't so much interest for you
>add 'virgin until marriage' to your instagram description
>they are making articles about that now
>no, I'm not making this up
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3092341/Emilia-Clarke-s-twice-engaged-Game-Thrones-body-double-Rosie-Mac-18-vows-remain-virgin-marriage.html
>your photos are now first suggestion from google when you do image search for 'daenerys targaryen'
>you're very famous
>you don't want to be just model or stand-in anymore
>decide to get into acting
>you got a main role in a movie
>delete your instagram because you think you don't need it anymore and you've made it
>movie is massive failure http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4030560/?ref_=nm_knf_t2
>make instagram again
JUST

>>85563214
>implying he doesn't have one hell of a life
from riches to ditches, catching snitches and sleeping with bitches. even when they try to stitch everything with his bitch sister he just ditches ship to swim for the nearest beach.
name a better plotling, /waiting/

>>85563891
This is far worse than anything anyone else in the story has done surely, is she basically just a villain in the books now?

>>85563794
>Based Euron
>Azor Jon the Bastard being the king of the north over Sansa Stark
>Littlefinger still scheming, only wanted to marry Sansa as it would increase his power and rules over the Vale

There's still some hope left.

>>85563891
Bookbro help me remember where we were left in the books. I can't remember what was happening in Daenerys shitty city, nor can I remember where was Bran.

In the books, Bran is a tree, and Meera is feeding him Jojen right? He hasn't left nor does he plan to leave there, right?

While daenerys, what happened to her city? Was she being attacked when she left with Drogon and had a 10 page long diarrhea montage? Was that the last we saw of her? What happened to Tyrion? Help me remember

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>>85563661
love this one

>>85563957
>implying Sansa is a slut

>>85563970
No I mean I want them to do a full 180 and have Stannis get Beric'd. I want him to actually return, pull the sword and have it ignite just so everyone can whine and cry that it's not Jon or Dany. And then I want him to become the King he was destined to be.

>>85563836
You just know Yara or some other icon of female power will give him the good ol' ramsay treatment

>>85564045
She has been a villain for several books now.

>>85564057
Bran is exploring the CotF caves warging into Hodor
Meera is not feeding him Jojen, that's a shit theory.
Meereen is being sieged and under a blockade.
The city wasn't under attack per se, it's just Quentyn and his crew releasing the dragons.

>>85564084
>no brazzers logo
un trabajo

>>85563998
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4030560/?ref_=nm_knf_t2
>Based off of the
>That trailer
She's not hotter than the chavs I went to school with.

Why the fuck did she quit her day job for this shit? Did she think it was actually produced by Disney?

>>85564057
I am not him but Meereen is currently under siege for the 2nd time and Based Barristan the Bold is riding out to meet the slavers who are flinging corpses infected with the pox into the city to spread disease. Victarion Greyjoy and his Iron Fleet landed in Meereen just as the siege is underway and we haven't heard more of him yet.

Tyrion got sold into slavery with another dwarf called Penny, and last we saw of him he sneaked his way out of the slaver camp and into the camp of the Second Sons


Daenerys has trouble starting her car and has to walk to Meereen, when suddenly a horde of Dothraki come upon he in the Dothraki Sea.

>>85563794
No, his fetishes are
>9-14 year old girls
>incest
>lactation
>anal
in that order

>>85564095
but that pic and quote is from the book anon.

>>85563998
>be /v/irgin
>concern yourself with some brainless thot

Arya was made for hound cock

Sansa enjoyed being raped by Gordon Ramsay Bolton

>>85564057
Drogon dropped Dany off and refused to fly her back, so she was wandering around the Dothraki Sea and was accosted by a horde, most likely taken captive.

The city is in chaos, the Sons of the Harpy are killing again. Hizdahr was ruling as king, but Barristan the Based absolutely BTFOs his guards and takes him prisoner, effectively pulling off a coup for the Shavepate, who is probably actually the guy behind the SotH.

Astapor/Yunkai are about to attack Meereen, so Barristan rallies the troops to defend it.

Tyrion is still fucking around outside the city with Brown Ben Plumm/The Second Sons.

Bran is in the weirwood being taught by Bloodraven, Meera and Hodor are just hanging out, Jojen hasn't been seen for a while, and may or may not be being fed to Bran as a paste.

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>>85564170
Thanks, yes I remember now. I had forgotten about Quentyn's existence. He is alive right? the fire didn't burn him. He was a good boy.

>>85564291
Quentyn is toast

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>>85564291
Of course he is, anon.

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>>85564291
>He is alive right? the fire didn't burn him. He was a good boy.
don't stop believing

>>85563951
That one command effectively killed everyone in Astapor by the end of DwD, I would be surprised if more than 2% of its SoS population survived.
The city was so dead it had to be entirely recolonised by the Yunkish and New Ghis.

>>85564217
The last three are patrician-tier fetishes. /ourfatty/

For those who have read the leaks :

Will there any new flashbacks involving Rhaegar ? If yes, wich episodes ?

>>85564291
Preston seems to think he's alive and chillin' with one of the dragons at the top of one of the pyramids.
That and the night lamp theory are the ones I most hope turn out to be accurate

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Payne ?

>>85559896
I wanna rape, kill and pillage :DD

>>85564385
The last one.

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>>85564385
>yfw rhaegar is played by a spic

>>85564384
Not enough /mummy/ for my taste. Only the barest hints.

>>85560803
>wholesome girl

got tit implants already

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>>85563998
>The 18-year-old British model - who has been engaged twice - has insisted her 'high morals' are responsible for her decision not to have sex until she has a husband.

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>>85564434
What the fuck? Source

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>>85559935
>le cavalry with no armor, no archers, no long weapons, shit for tactics
Remind me again why the (show) Dothraki are anything but glorified pillaging savages? If they don't get BTFO by Westerosi heavy cavalry and foot soldiers it's just another D&D cuck fantasy.

>>85564486
>Remind me again why the (show) Dothraki are anything but glorified pillaging savages?
Because the script and screenwriting says so.

>>85564385
Episode 7
Lyanna and Raeghar's marriage scene.

>>85563689
You forgot the
>*looks directly at the reader*

>>85564524
They're actually going to have a marriage scene? Why can't DnD understand that him being legitimized isn't the point?

>>85560630

you shut your whore mouth, frogfu is the only likeable female character besides Gilly and Brienne

>>85560571
Would be pretty comfy to be honest.

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>>85564434
Cast list?

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Friendly reminder that the fate of Westeros is in the hands of one man...

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>>85564434
>implying Rhaegar won't have a BBC

>>85564627
he isn't actually going back to pyke though.
it's all part of cersei's masterplan

>>85564604
I think he'd be a very good Drowned God.
>>85564627
But the Others can swim, as seen in the books.

>>85560630
She appears next episode. It's the last time we see her, so frogfuckers are ansious

captcha: frances road

>>85564627

That would automatically and indisputably make him the best character in the entire show

>>85564656
In the show they can't

I'm so fucking ready for Jon and The Hound hunting wights

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>>85564698

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>>85564627

>>85564656
what what what what?? I've read the books, where is this notion that the Others can swim?

>>85564698
About time we get some jolly cooperation.

>>85564719
Which trailer is this from?

>>85564719
I can see Gendry Thoros and The Hound.
Anyone can make out anybody else?

>>85564736
Cotter Pyke sends a letter about dead things in the water to Jon. He's from the first rescue party sent to Hardhome.

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>tfw they're gonna bring back that doughy faced spic to play "Lyanna" again

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>>85564736
>"dead things in the water"
Was the last we saw of Pyke before getting overrun in Hardome

acording to yet-to-be-wrong-about-something leaker cersei gives blowjob to jaime next episode
seems like explicit sex scenes are back this season
i'm really hyped for boatsex now.

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>>85564749
No idea, took it from the leak's website

>>85564720
>Normies emojis in 4chan
So 4chan is truly dead then...

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>>85564820
Why would you be hyped for boatsex? It's not like we'll have full frontal nudes of Emilia anyways.

reminder the starks throne is made of weirwood roots similar to bloodraven and beneath the winterfell heart tree.

>>85564352
That's fucked. 'Oh I don't like slavery, so sorry you, your children, your wife, your friends, and pretty much everyone in your entire realm has to be horribly killed by my eunuch soldiers or burned to death by my dragons. I'm the good guy though, definitely.'
She really don't deserve to win.

>>85564855
she was almost full nude in her last movie, so i'm optimistic
but i'll be satisfied with bouncing boobies

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Reminder incest is wincest

>>85561384
bran is the winged wolf. stop talking if you dont know anything, d&d.

>>85564934
The only way to keep a bloodline pure is through incest, the Targaryens did nothing wrong

>>85564886
isn't it just stone?

>>85564926
Dude, she's his aunt. Why are people cheering for actual incest?

>>85564855

I like to imagine her labia is really floppy, like a dragon's wings

>>85564983
there is nothing wrong with incest

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my sword is yours, from this day until my last day

>>85562293
>Marrying Sansa to Ramsay in exchange for ???

LF wanted to draw Cersies troops north

is brantard actually gay or just shitposting?

>>85564988
I hate you for posting this but less than I hate myself for actually laughing at it.

>>85565045

obviously both. he's a gaynigger shitposter

>>85565045
Both

Can someone explain to me how so many of the houses loyal to the Tyrells would simple take up Cersei's invitation right after blowing up their queen and most of the Tyrells?

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>Hey sir Gregor, a head of and actual house with castle and sigil, wanna get naked and kill some random peasants for no reason?
D&D in charge of exposition

why the fuck does everyone believe jon about magic ice monsters

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>>85561631

>>85565127
Why doesn't anyone raise the very obvious point of the wall has stood since forever, why would it fall now?

>>85565127
He's a Stark, and Starks don't lie.

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>dude I want to fuck your underage sister
what was the point of this?

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>>85565045
neither

>>85564889
It's funny when she's reminding everyone she's the Blood of Old Valyria, the greatest slavers there were, & spent most her life in the heavily slave-based Free Cities.
It's just a shame that she decided to abolish slavery hadn't thought further ahead than that.

>>85565111
the killing peasants thing was meant to be some sort of three birds one stone thing I guess. Getting rid of criminals, giving the moutain some """training""" and letting him sate his constant bloodlust
they only call him over because he's basically a free win in 1v1,

>>85565182
>save the starks
>everyone treats you like shit
i'd fuck off back to the vale

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>>85565127
everyone trusts a Jimmy Choo Man, anon

>>85565182
>underage
According to the autists at GoT wiki, Salsa is around 19, and Westeros isn't exactly big on the consent laws anyway.

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>>85565182
>underage

>>85565284
BOI SHE THICC

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>>85565249
>they only call him over because he's basically a free win in 1v1,
um try again sweetie

>>85565407
*dies*

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>mfw reddit has better memes than /got/ now

>>85565111

the guy bashed a baby's skull against a wall, he's not exactly the nicest fella.

also in the books because of his freakish size he is constantly plagued by horrible migraines, making him extremely grumpy.

>>85565545
who's the loser standing in the background

>>85565545
>anon goes on reddit
That's awesome

>>85564720
Go away nigger.

>>85565565
Yeah he chugs milk of the puppy all the time. Nice detail anon.

>>85559896
>>85559896
>>85559896
>>85559896


>comparing savage Dothraki to glorious efficient Mongols
>GR8 B8 M8

Mongol feats are terrifyingly efficient. Dothraki cavalry meanwhile charge spearmen formation headon like dipshits.

M8 when the Mongols invaded the ruskies they waited until winter so they could cross the rivers easier. Hitler and Napoleon got rekted by winter in Russia.

I mean Subutai was sent with a small recon army to the west and was outnumbered by the local rulers 3 to 1 after going through an arduous mountain journey and nearly starved to death. Yet he still wrecked the opposing army. This was only mentioned in one fucking sentence in the Mongol history book because it was just routine work for them and not worth glorifying.

Danny and her dragons would get raped harder than when she was a loli.

>>85565574
davos

>>85565574
Probably just an extra.

thank you uncle benjen

>>85565574
dothraki soldier #74

post more things

>>85565693
more things

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we know what they meant by this

>>85565720
thank you

/got/ is slowest on fridays

>>85565270
>when the shoes are the worst part of his otherwise pretty /fa/ outfit

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>>85565284
fuggo

>>85565280
some sandrafag retards claim she's still 15 and arya is still 13 which makes me wonder how old they think bran is

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>>85565029

new >>85565829

new >>85565829

new >>85565829

>>85565545
>now

>>85564973
no they have a great hall and a table to sit at

>>85560088
kino