Star Wars is dead

>>85557706
You are going to feel real stupid, I will let you in on a little secret HE FIGHTS WITH THAT, the point is to show that he reached a Jedi level were he doesnt need a lightsaber, this doesnt mean he is faster but he can anticipate his opponents moves.

Screencap this. This is going to be the movie that makes Star Wars really cool again.

Before you ask how do I know, I did stunts for it. Have a great day /tv/.

>>85557706

>Lifts and a box

Wew lad

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>>85557766
Good job shill. You will receive this stickers book in your mailbox within 3 weeks.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAY SAVE ME

>>85557824

Yeesh

>>85557706
Looks great. Jedi fights were always stupid.
The whole idea was that the force is like some god power that changes the course of the universe.

>>85557706
his costume looks stupid, could've at least given him a longer cape
looks like a hobbit with that shit

>>85557706
>promotional image
>Disney didn't want you to see it

Ebin, just ebin.

>>85557706
>it reveals Luke doesn't fight
Then why does he have a stick? He can obviously walk fine, so it's not a walking stick.
I'm inclined to agree with this retard >>85557766 I hope they choreograph an amazing fight scene where he fluidly dodges every Lightsaber swing (against a decent opponent, not Kylo 'Beaten By A Complete Amateur Mary Sue' Ren) and slowly pummels them into submission.

>>85557706
isn't that a branch from the magic force tree? so it's probably more powerful than a lightsaber. maybe it can cut through them

>>85557943
If you never liked Star Wars to begin with, no wonder you'd like this crap.

>>85557980
These are leaked pics, they clearly lack photoshop editing. They wouldn't let that box visible

>>85557706
Who gives a shit about nu-Star Wars, Hamill himself said it's shit therefore I consider it non-canon.

>>85557706
Oh noes a guy in his 70's doesn't fight. I totally miss the Christopher Lee fight in the prequels.

>>85557706
This will be the first Star Wars movie to bomb. Mark my words. Screencap this.

>>85558069
Mark Hamill is 65 but he's a master Jedi while Harrison Ford was 73 in TFA, yet the gobshites thought it was perfectly normal to see Han Solo back to square one.

makes sense.
Yoda had action scenes in the clones wars and revenge of the sith.

if JJ is following a repeat of the original trilogy. it would make sense to bump Luke up to yoda level, and since yoda was a teacher and not a fighter in the last two movies well....

>>85557995
Trust me you will be more than happy, a particular scene were he fights trained SITH, yes SITH students was inspired by this scene:

Luke uses his stick to break joints and pokes at pressure points (wrists to make them drop the sabers, ankles to make them lose balance).

Let me tell you one thing, this Luke is BRUTAL, he will break bones in some scenes.

>>85558240
Sorry, forgot the link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9ZRjIiNzhM

>>85557824
Oh boy, the ultimate sticker collection. I was worried it would only be a regular sticker collection.

>>85557706
And how does it prove that exactly?

>>85558189
JJ has nothing to do with this film, cucko

>>85558005
Oh shit.

>we Harry Potter now!

>>85557766
Fuck off 90s born queer

>>85557943
You have no idea about star wars.

>>85557766

So if they had the animation capabilities to make Yoda fight in the originals?

>>85558330
He has, indirectly. He created this mess, Rian Johnson can't start from zero and they collaborated on the TFA script to merge with TLJ. When you create a bunch of nonsense mystery boxes, it will have a huge impact on the next episode.

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>>85557706
Bravo Disney.
Rehashed another character.

>>85558240
Kill yourself faggot.

>>85558020
>those sweet ass fights of the originals
Yeah no, you're fucking retard. Star Wars was not originally about the fancy faggot lightsaber spinning

>>85558397
Yeah because students never exhibit traits or points of view from their former teachers/masters.

Please go fuck yoruself with a Jar Jar doll.

>>85558410
Ugly fucking pig cunt

>>85558433
They were good youngfag, just not in a way a pleb like you could appreciate

>>85558393
You have no clue, my sweet summerchild.

>>85558393
You're embarrassing yourself faggot

He has a green lightsaber dumbfuck

>>85558433
which part of the 90s were you born in?

>>85557706
If you paid for star wars after tfa you deserve this.

>>85558600
>REEEEEEEE I CAN'T ADMIT WHEN SOMETHING IS SHIT BECAUSE I WAS ALIVE WHEN IT WAS MADE
Neck yourself you fucking oldfag. The fighting was shit and prequels over acrobatic choreographed shit was crap also

>>85558125
So what? All fights including old people in those movies are ridiculous and overcut. It's a good decision to keep him away from fighting

>>85558675
Stick to your Disney animated movies if you want to watch Mary Sue in Star Wars land. Every SW fan was looking for Luke to be back, not for the nobody cunt and her hapless sidekicks

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>>85558410

>>85558719
This was funny before TFA. Now we know what we actually lost

>>85558666
They served the story and character development you retarded faggot

>>85558775
it served to make me cringe watching grown ass men swing at each other clumsily with sticks. For something Obi-Wan described as an elegant weapon it sure looked fucking retarded in use. Then you have the prequels where fencing meets baton twirling

>>85558831
but you liked the tfa fight?

>>85558831
>grown ass men
Fuck off nigger.

>>85558374
Not really a bad thing

>>85558883
Unless you're pretending to know about it and failing miserably

>>85558410
Is that pissfu?

>>85557706
So lightsaber to yoda stick is a progression thing? Fuck this.

>>85558434
Not so much with the walking sticks and such no.

>>85558359
fuck off, 2000s born chad.

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>>85559051
Probably the 70s

At least it is not Yoda's staff or something like that.

>>85557706
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX????

>>85559137
Your sisters cunt

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I LOVE GOOOOOOOLD!

>>85557824
Is that Stormtrooper holding a laser battleaxe?

>>85559243
Laser butterfly catcher

>>85559243
It's just a stupid thing to sell new irrelevant toys

>>85557824
>More than 1000 stickers
Damn I need to get in on this that's a great deal.

>>85559323
They arent supposed to be relevant to you faggot

>>85558847
As a matter of fact I did. Practical attack and retreat tactics. No over the top bullshit but also no swinging it like a fucking moron and missing by a mile. It actually looked like you would think two people with swords would fight

>>85557706
So he's like Yoda from the OT?

Cool.

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>>85559563
haha you DIsney fag, go back to play with your Rey-Finn toy figurine while we dismantle this crappy movie

>>85559563
90s born queers, when will they learn?

>>85559662
>>85559704
shit-tier insults because you have nothing left of worth to say. Eat shit plebs

>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Vodo-Siosk_Baas
It might not be cannon anymore but this geezer used the force to buff his staff's lightsaber deflection +15 points & could easily combat & disarm sith & Jedi with it.

>>85557766
Hamill says himself Luke doesn't fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUsSimP_FY0

>>85559563
>It actually looked like you would think two people with swords would fight
Are you retarded or what anon?

>>85559243
Laser spit roaster

>>85559955
No but judging from your in-depth and well thought our rhetoric, I'd say you're sitting on the line buddy.

>>85559997
Its all been said a million times anon. The movie was garbage on every level. Youre just too young/stupid to realise it.

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>>85557706
ya wanna see mark hamill crack some skulls in a pure kino scifi epic, check out squadron 42

the rest of the cast into too shabby either ;P

>>85558393
>Rian Johnson can't start from zero
He kinda did. You don't remember when he said they had to go through heavy rewrites just to fix that shitfest JJ created?

>>85557766
>You are going to feel real stupid, I will let you in on a little secret HE FIGHTS WITH THAT, the point is to show that he reached a Jedi level were he doesnt need a lightsaber
I don't know if he is who he say he is, but I want to also mention that it is extremely old school martial arts trope that the master doesn't need a lethal weapon to be dangerous. It is a narrative shorthand to make someone look cool on screen, in giving him inferior weapons for him to kick everyone's ass. It isn't news to anyone; we have all seen films like that in the last 20 years. And Asia in particular never stopped using that trope.

I do wonder if the OP is really some little kid who genuinely believe a Jedi without his lightsabre is powerless.

>>85560106
it's been said a million times? those are opinions anon and the opposite ones have been expressed a million times as well. Holy hell get a better argument than "b-but other people said it was bad too!"
Christ the I.Q. bar of this board amazes me still for some reason

>>85559214
CAN I PAINT HISH TOIT GOOAAWWWWWLLD?

>>85560355
Your opinions are wrong. The facts have been stated.

>>85557766
oh look, a biased disney shill

>>85560436
the only fact here is that you're a dipshit

>>85557766
>$ 0.01 has been deposited into your account

>>85559852
He literally did not say that in the vid you posted. He just dodged the question like he knows he is contractually obligated to. Retard. Here's a (you) for getting me to watch.

>>85559801
Yes, I have nothing left to say to you if you enjoyed JJ Abrams excrements, you disney fag, go back to the sandbox.

>>85560323
It's still the same crappy characters and it takes place right after TFA, there's not even need for a crawl.

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>>85559214
lmao, looks like he put too much skin in the skinbox.

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>>85559214
>main villain is a prime example of the aryan race
Disney's not even being subtle at this point.

LUKE HAS A KEK STICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

>>85559214
looks like NBA Commissioner Adam Silver after getting run over by a train.

snoke stole his lightsaber so he pretends to rey that he doesn't have one when in reality this walking stick sort of folds out into one. a white/grey one.

>>85557706
LUKE SKYWALKER HAS A CANE! LUKE HAS A CANE! DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS A CANE? MASTER YODA! YODA AND LUKE HAVE CANES! IT MIGHT EVEN BE THE SAME CANE THAT YODA USED OR MADE FROM THE SAME TREE!! OMG!!

>>85561312
We better have these emotes in BF2

>>85557824
DAT FORCE PINGUIN

>>85561542
Remember Master Yoda ? He had a cane! Now Luke has one too!!! Isnt that awesome just like back then in your childhood!!!!!

>>85559563
HEMA-fags are the worst.

>>85561937
I CLAPPED

>>85557824
Who is the gook next to Fin?

>>85558397
thought the same thing

>>85561937
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS

>>85558666
So late 90s huh?

just get Sammo Hung to double for Luke and CG Hamill's face on him. George wanted him to choreograph the prequel fights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO4kCguO_V8

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>>85558410
GIVE MILKY

>>85557706
How long until there's a page on Wookiepedia about that box?

>>85559214
>when she still suckin after 50 years

>>85557706
>Luke uses the stick to KO the knights of Ren and partially fight Kylo
>Takes out the green saber to fight Snoke
I want this.

star wars hasn't been good since rotj

>luke begins training Rey
>parrying her lightsaber strikes with cane
>she starts to improve, cuts to campfire talk sequence
>idealism and self improvement conversation
>next day, training
>she uses the force harder than he uses the force
>chops him in half accidentally
>"now you're the last Jedi.. Rey Lucasfilm"
>smash cut to Jar Jar fucking Carrie fishers corpse

Give me a job JJ, I'm a good writer

why is star wars so shit now?

>>85558036
The promo shots are taken by Annie Leibovitz whos signature it is to leave props and backdrops in the shots as a "comment".

>>85565488
emphasis on nostalgia so the screeching hordes of prequel haters can sit and watch them with a slackjawed face and glazed over eyes as they member being young

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>>85564110
Wrong kid died.

>>85557706
>>85557766
>ripping off vodo siosk baas

nuStar Wars at it again with bankrupt creativity. Only reasoned they killed off the EU is to reuse it in worse ways

>>85557706
OF
COURSE
LUKE
SKYWALKER
IS
GAY

Is mark hamill the only reason to watch this shit flick

>>85557766
>This is going to be the movie that makes Star Wars really cool again.
>When even the shills say Star Wars actually is ruined.

>>85559214
I can accept Jigsaw still being alive if he looks like this.

>>85559214
OF
COURSE
SUPREME LORD SNOKE
IS
_WHITE_
WITH _BLUE EYES_

OF
FUCKING
COURSE

>>85562101
Space Yoko Ono

>>85559563
>The prequels fight were garbage
>Oh god the fight in TFA was perfect
This is your braind in Disney Wars

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>>85566943
They're responsible for every catastrophe in the world, after all.

>>85563919
I want this as well

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>>85559214
>yfw it's revealed to be her

>>85557766

So they're ripping off Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon?

>>85565776
What's special about her apart from being a lesbian jew?

Maybe he just beats Rey with it during training Pai Mei style?

>>85568079
Makes me angry. I can already picture the first scene.
>Rey: here your lightsaber
>Luke: keep it, I swore I'll never use a lightsaber again...
This is so lame and predictable, I can guarantee you it's exactly what will happen.

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>>85557706
ANAKIN SKYWALKER IS THE SLOTH CREATURE

SNOKE HAS MULITPLE BODIES HE'S A FORCE VAMPIRE

REY CAN MANIPULATE THE FORCE

KYLO EATS ANAKINS FORCE GHOST AND KILLS IT

A PENGUIN MAKES REY LOSE THE FIGHT TO KYLO

THERES AN X WING ON THE ISLAND

LUKE KILLS ALL OF THE KNIGHTS OF REN IN ONE MOVE

KYLO REY AND LUKE TEAM UP AGAINST SNOKE AT THE VERY END

KYLO IS BEING A SNEAKY SITH

FILM ENDS WITH LUKE FACING OFF AGAINST SNOKE

>>85568155
nah, he's going to say something like he doesn't need it anymore

>>85558069
Fuck you. Old farts who can't even walk very well just about managing to lift their sabers is PROPER Star Wars fighting.

>>85559214
>Dark force user.
>Don't have yellow eyes.

>>85568155
I didn't mean beat as in defeated, I mean he smacks her with his stick when she gets uppity.

>>85560265
I can´t wait for at least a trailer for SQ42

>>85565488
safety and social agenda

>>85557824
I want you all to imagine between ROTS and TFA I showed this sticker book cover to you and said this was gonna be the Star Wars trilogy sequel in the 2010's, what would you have said?

>>85565488
It was always shit. The music was the only thing that made it seem good.

>>85558719
Lucas come back

>>85557824
This is good stuff.

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>>85569106
Nobody smacks Mary SUe, not even Luke Skywalker. Disney didn't even let her lose as an untrained nobody. No time has passed between TFA and TLJ. How is Kylo Ren supposed to be challenging? Because he wears a cape now??LOOL

>>85570460
>that picture
ayy lmao

>>85559852
You'd think an actor as good as him would be able to hide his disgust a little better.

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>I'M HERE TO FULFILL RAS AL GHUL'S DESTINY

>>85557706
they shot a promo photo on a dusty floor with a visible apple box. what the fuck? why are all the star wars promo shots like this? is it laziness?

>>85570797
are you asking that unironically?

What was that anime where a guy could charge his wooden sword so it glowed.

It ended with...
him using a sword that his father had used all of his power charging up, so that his son could defeat the evil, but when you first see that fight, it juest looks like his dad got pwned

>>85570864
I saw another post after mention it was that stupid leibowitz cunt that shot it, I should have known. She's utterly worthless.

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>>85557824
>Dat Disney logo

>>85557706
kek what a manlet

>>85557824
>No Dart Vader
>No Sheev
>No Obi Wan
Fucking shit

>>85565776
oh shit. these are the finished thing? i thought they were going to be trimmed out for sticker books or pasted into cg locations.

>>85559852
He kills all the Knights of Ren in the first act brah.

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>>85570757
>IT'S OVER KYLO I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>85557995
>I hope they choreograph an amazing fight scene where he fluidly dodges every Lightsaber swing

This is my dream lightsaber duel desu.

>>85557766
So how does he reflect blaster shots, you fucking queer?

>>85571677
he probably just soaks them into his hand

>>85571799
That would be extremely painful.

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Bunny when?

>>85563474
That would have been neat, but Sammo would probably have want to have actaul sets and stunts, which would have been far too much work for George.

>>85559704
Don't lump us all in with him you faggot

>>85561937
ATST ATST ATST ATST ATST ATST ATST

>>85557706
Wars not make one great.

>>85558719
not the same type of poetry.

>>85557824
Why does Kylo look autistic?

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>>85570214
He can just give the money back right?

>>85569934
This. It's always been an overrated space soap opera.

>>85557706
lol why is he wearing fucking nikes

>>85561312
>Completely deformed and scarred physically
>Aryan
What did r/the_donald mean by this.

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>>85557824
>it's all human-centric

GOOD JOB AT NOT GETTING THE SW-VERSE AT ALL, DISNEY!

And what's with that thing the duck-trooper is holding? It looks like something my grandma made me use to pick up pecans in her backyard when I was a kid.

>>85572582
Goddamn bunnyfu is cute

yoda had a cane in attack of the clones and he was hopping off walls like a ninja on methamphetamine

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>>85557766
Yeah we know the new and improved force has Kylo Ren being able to stop and capture laser shots, and Luke becoming Neo apparently.


At least Heir to the Empire made fucking sense; there were no sith so the remnants of the empire had to clone one. This shit's just "well you missed one with Snoke who trained Kylo after Luke trained a bunch of kids who got killed by Kylo, and now we have a born super-Jedi!

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>>85557706
Luke has ascended the need to use lightsabers, he has conpletely mastered the force.

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>>85557766
So like Morgan from The Walking Dead?

>>85563816
working on it

>>85568171
mind = blown

>>85571095
with his mind

>>85571677
he freezes them mid air
checkmate atheist

>>85568171
>REY CAN MANIPULATE THE FORCE
MY GOD
I NEVER WOULD HAVE IMAGINED!
No but seriously, what did he mean by this?

>>85576139
Well, the Force Fairy in Disney is a completely different thing from what we know. Apparently you only have to close your eyes. If you hear John Williams music, it means it worked, youve become a master Jedi. Congratulations Mary, welcome to the club.

Doesn't Darth Vander block some laser shots?

>>85557824
Fucking hell, this looks atrocious.

>>85557706
HAHA MEMBER YODA HAD A STICK I MEMBER

>>85569836
I would have believed you

what's wrong with an old wizard man having a walking stick

>>85557824
Science-damnit my fedora can only fit so many stickers, Disney!

Luke is the new Yoda. I swear to Kek, if Snoke is Rey's father there's going to be some reeeeing going on.

>>85571677
It's force imbued.

>>85574586
You can just post a webm like that and not give us a source!

>>85561312
I'm getting so tired of this kikery.