ITT: oh yeah, that exists

>>85557267
It wasn't that bad. Slightly better than the rest of Hairy Potter movies

>>85557267
Halfway through you almost forget it's a HP film.

>>85557726
FPWP

>>85557267
I didn't watch the Harry Potter movies, I tried but it sucked hard and is clearly aimed at young kids only. I enjoyed some part in this movie though, I liked the villain. But now that he is replaced by Johnny Depp I think I'll skuip the sequel

>>85557850
Pretty much. I enjoyed it though, I like seeing more from that world.

>>85557267
It was alright. I would argue it's a better story than Harry Potter but to me the nostalgia is the only thing that keeps me somewhat attached to the property and without it it's still just a fairly uninteresting movie in a badly constructed world.

Also, who thought No-Maj was a good fucking replacement word for Muggle? Christ.

>>85557920
Yeah I preferred Colin Farrell.

>>85558002
And I usually hate Colin Farrell but he nailed it in this movie. I have no idea why he's not coming back.

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>>85557267
Oh yeah, the infamous spin-off to the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>85557869
3pbp

>>85558725
i can't believe this image was changed around so much but still remains the best bait

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>>85557267
>ywn feed Newt's beasts aphrodisiacs
>ywn shackle him to the floor naked on all fours
>ywn gently stroke his trembling freckly back while he whimpers "M-mister a-anon, w-w-what are you going to do to me?"
>ywn see the shock on his cute face as you open his suitcase and release the aroused beasts
>ywn spread his pale perky cheeks and reveal his twitching boy cunt to the animals while he babbles in terror
>ywn watch his eyes go wide and hear him scream in agony as the first beast mounts him and thrusts its fat monster cock up his tiny hole
>ywn trace the rim of his tight pink asshole with your fingers as it's stretched impossibly tight around a dick bigger than his arm
>ywn put your hand on his flat belly to feel it bulge out every time the creature thrusts inside
>ywn call him a filthy beast whore when the pressure on his prostate becomes too much and he cums hard all over himself
>ywn wipe away the helpless tears running down his cheeks and press your leaking cock against his pretty pink lips
>ywn ignore his pathetic attempts at resisting as you push your dick down his throat and grab his messy red hair, using his abused body like a fucktoy
>ywn feel his throat contract around you as he chokes and gags each time his bowels are flooded with cum
>ywn pull out and thrust your dick inside his now loose and sloppy hole, rubbing his pregnant-looking belly as you add your cum to the rivers of fluids running down his bruised thighs
>ywn thrust 3 or 4 fingers inside him and finger-fuck him to one last orgasm while his whimpers and pleas for mercy turn into pleasured moans
>ywn gather him up in your arms and carry him to your quarters, kissing his sweaty forehead and telling him he did so well for his animals
>ywn make him dependant on your kindness and obsessed with obeying your every command, no matter how degrading

>>85558725
STOP BULLYING HARRY

>>85558725
I like books from each row. I'm glad I don't give a shit about peer pressure.

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I read the books before the other movies and I gotta say I enjoyed this more than any of them. the movies that is, I strongly prefer the books. But yeah, this has the benefit of actually being a movie and not a watered down version of a thousand page book.

>>85558725
2/10 opening line. Be more creative

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>>85558820
Agreed

>>85558820
>>85558862
Sorry

>>85558725
they're fucking children's books you sperg

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>>85558780

>pic related

I lied the picture does not represent feelings i have while writing this post what the fuck is wrong with you

>>85557267
Why was the CGI so terrible in this?