Simpsons jokes you don't understand

Sneed

theres no grabity in space so the crisps float around

>Have you ever noticed how men always leave the toilet seat up?

Literally what's the joke?

>>85552175
>read in a kzone magazine in like 2000 that if you flush the toilet air flows up from it carrying toilet germs into the air and raining them down on you, your toothbrush and anything else in tbe room
>close the lid before flushing every single time without fail since

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Feed & Seed doesn't work without gravity.

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>>85552120
>crisps

They're chips you limey fuck.

>inb4 muh soggy chunks of potatoes are chips

>>85552265
You're not funny

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The fuck is cactus candy?

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>>85552120
>grabity

>>85552408
This picture keeps changing every time it's posted. Am I losing my mind? There's always something slightly off.

>>85552401
?

>>85552252
germs make you stronger stupid

>>85552252
Your immune system isn't a last defense, you shouldn't be afraid of microscopic bacteria on a brush you're going to rinse in hot water anyway; not unless you have aids.

>>85552476
These threads are play dumb and shitpost anon

>>85552408
They were formerly sold at Chuck's.

>>85552506
That's why the Nazis were so strong, they were all German.

>>85552491
You're not funny fuckin loser

>>85552595
?
hey man is there something bothering you? you wanna talk about it?

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>>85552252
>flushing

>>85552562
Germanic blood causes innate aggression against civilization and people of Caucasian heritage.

>>85552624
not that guy, but you aren't funny

>>85552648
not that guy, but you seem mad

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>>85552096
quit looking for ideas for your cringy facebook page, you colossal faggot

>>85552624
You're really not funny stop trying bud.

>>85552408
It's a play on gay hipster snacks like kale chips

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I'm so confused

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>>85552120

>>85552401
how's he trying to be funny? Do you understand the joke then?

I'm pretty sure the joke just straight up is that Buzz Aldrin is a goofy old man. He's scared by Ruffled Chips in the same way Grandpa Simpson was traumatized by Buzz Cola as the bubbles burned his tongue.

>>85552814
He's trying to use a shitty meme. It's overused and was never funny

>>85552096

an old ad campaign from ruffles, and general simpsons absurdity

>not fearing that which has ridges

>>85552895
thanks for pointing it out big guy.
/tv/ has always been against the use of forced memes

>>85552096
the joke is that he says "careful, they're ruffles" as if that matters, like the edges make them dangerous somehow

>>85552252
This literally doesn't matter, there is fecal matter on literally everything in the world, it's just microscopic and the chances of getting sick from it is extremely low. Most people have probably never gotten sick from toilet flushes, regardless of whether or not they close the lid.

>>85552512
You brush with hot water? Wut do people do this? Or are you from some shithole country that requires you to boil your well water?

>>85552814
chuck's fuck and suck

>>85552382
> chips
you mean potato chips
"chips" can mean literally anything

>>85553596

if you say "chips" in the US with any sort of food context, people will know you are referring to. they aren't thinking lead paint or french fries or gambling markers or the tv show. they know you mean the snack food that comes in a bag and you can dip into salsa or french onion dip or make nachos with. shut the fuck up

>>85552096
Sneed's Chips are famous for destroying spaceship equipment.

>>85553866
what if I work at a wood chip factory

>>85552557
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxldOEOnzPA

>>85554049

i would ask why you are eating wood chips

>>85552408
She cheated on Homer

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>>85552096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2eud_tEIj8

>>85552265
Sneed feed seed...chuck fuck suck

>>85553866
its called fish and chips not fish and fries stupid american

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>>85552382

They're fucking tayto you mad eejit

>>85554860
We have fish and chips in America too, but the rest of the time we call them fries, and associate the word chips with potato chips. I'm sorry if our minute cultural differences upset you

>>85555157
>crisp

>>85553866
Irrelevant, Amerifats are always thinking of snack food anyway.

>>85554230
maybe im a beaver

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>>85555157
>cheese&onion

>>85557352
>cheese
good
>onion
good
how are these two bad together

>>85557543
Good taste horrible breath I'm guessing

>>85552773
This is a good example of how the Simpsons started to suck and run out of ideas.

Why did they think it would be a good enough joke to invent a silly knock off brand just to have burns confused and call it a joke.

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>>85552096