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Armond White - Emoji Movie review 2017-07-28 03:18:07 Post No. 85548009
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Looks like KINO is back on the menu, lads.
>It's easy to walk in with low expectations for "The Emoji Movie," a film so saturated with product placement that every single scene doubles as a smart phone commercial. Adding to the cynicism is the late July release date, a time when quality family cinema is typically as plentiful as tulips on a freeway median.
>The movie is a wonderful surprise, cleverly written and executed pixel by pixel with a visual panache. Filled with humor and action, the Sony movie pulls off an emotional finish that rivals some of Pixar's best work. You can argue - and not sound completely crazy - that this is a better film than a few recent Academy Awards best picture nominees.
>There were early signs that "The Emoji Movie" might rise above mediocrity. It was directed and written by Tony Leondis and Eric Siegel who seem to specialize in stealthily making quality films, including the charming "Igor" (2008) and the satisfying Dreamworks film of "Kung-Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters" (2011). Sony has a history of nurturing the brand; the company's video games have mostly been excellent in recent years.
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>>85548009
Please tell me this isn't real
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>>85548009
He's right. He's always right. Inferior movie critics must submit!
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>>85548009
>But the first big-screen animated Emoji movie has the feel of a passion project - where smart people were given a lot of resources and allowed to execute the craziest thoughts that came to their head. "The Emoji Movie" is a PG film, but its closest comparison is the work of "South Park" creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. The single musical number, "Emoji City," is so effective, you'll wonder why Leondis and Siegel didn't make more.
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>>85548059
> He doesn't want it to be real so he can laugh even more
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>>85548079
He loves Dunkirk
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>>85548009
>the company's video games have mostly been excellent in recent years.
Armond buddy, I love you but you are full of shit.
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>>85548009
I'll buy it once you provide a source.
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>>85548361
To be fair the PS4 has outsold every other console on the market by millions.
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>>85548412
Check nationalreview.com
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>>85548009
literally a pseudo-intellectual gaynigger with a thesaurus and AFI's top 100 list that looks up rotten tomato scores and critiques the movies based off that
"dunkirk is absolutely shit cause its all explosions!!"
"transformers 3 is absolute mastery of cinema cause it's all explosions!! bergman!! eisenstein!! kurosawa!!"
he's a meaningless contrarian nobody in "cultured" circles like film critic societies dares to call out on his shit cause he's a faggot coon.
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>>85548431
>it's real
Why does he do this?
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>>85548490
He's the only based film critic left.
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>>85548431
Nada. Only review up is shitting on An Inconvenient Sequel, and that's not even a White Review.
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This is it. This is what it took for /tv/ to realize Armond is a contrarian hack. The fucking Emoji movie
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>>85548560
Fuck off reddit.
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>>85548601
Fuck off reddit.
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>>85548560
The Emoji Movie is a feel good, laugh-out-loud comedic romp that rivals the likes of The LEGO Movie (2014)
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>>85548009
>black gay man watches movies for a living and has built a successful career solely on being a contrarian
literally everything /tv/ wants to be
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>>85548652
nah
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>>85548682
Its fake
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>>85548009
FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS FAKE NEWS
https://www.google.com/amp/www.sfgate.com/movies/amp/Lego-Movie-review-Good-film-built-on-low-5210735.php
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>>85548682
Not all of us are black. We're all gay though.
>>85548791
>mfw the actual review is even more glowing than the OP
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