Oh dear....

>>85547646
Is this movie a money laundering scheme? Insurance fraud?

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>>85547646
who is the 14%?

I'm so hyped up niggaaaaaaaaaa

2/10 on RT
9/10 on metacritic

there's some kind of conspiracy going on

>>85547761
Propaganda to get kids to #RESIST

>>85547761
No, Sony execs just that incompetent.

And you're suprised?

>>85547780
trump voters

It doesn't matter who likes it and who doesn't, think that you are in the timeline where an emoji movie exists.

What a time to be alive.

>>85547807
>9/10 on meta
try 9/100

>>85547646
>metacritic gave this shitshow a 9/10
more proof that metacritic is a garbage website

>>85547646
Holy shit we're up to 9/10? KINO

>>85547646
>the synopsis is an emoji no symbol
kek

>>85547780
Armond White

>>85547867
Would've been over 50%

>>85547867
Wasn't this movie supposed to inspire the youth to revolt against Trump though? Why would Trump voters enjoy it?

>>85547646
>reddit doesn't like kino
Yeah... I sure am surprised...

Rotten Tomatoes is fake news

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>>85547867
the movie is literally antitrump

>>85548272
I don't find this to be very exciting or mind-blowing

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>>85547780
oh shit

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>everything else in 2017

Does this faggot really not know that David Lynch is redefining kino right now?

>>85548370

CURRENT YEAR

>>85548299
Fucking really?
Is it explicitly stated? Like is there an orange emoji telling the other emojis it's gonna make phone great again?

>>85547646
It will still be a financial success because people see shit like this out of "irony" nowadays.

>>85548409
My little brother will like this

>>85548370
Normie blogs/publications/etc are not looking favorably on The Return unsurprisingly enough
I do agree about the depressing part though

>>85548409
>>>/mlp/

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>>85547761
If it is, I don't know why other films don't spend the same amount of money and effort marketing as this one.

I'm going to pirate it and watch just because its so hyped. Whatever they did worked. I hope future money laundering schemes take note on how it's really done

And as low as this score is going to officially be, they're going to make a shit ton of money

>>85548370
it's clearly a not so subtle dig at Trump.

>>85547780
T.J. Miller in a room surrounded by hundreds of laptops

>>85548444
Sadly, trips don't lie.

>>85547780
Pajeets

>>85547761
It's a liberal propaganda attempt.

>>85548409

Oops, meant to make a thread.

>>85548370
Elrich is obsessed with Trump and mentions him at least twice in every review,

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>>85547646
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! We were supposed to take down BLEMPF with this movie's help! These racist reviewers will pay!

>>85548067
>>85548089
Its 9/100 not 9/10, just lock at the color

>>85548522
Liberals have much better propoganda than this shit.

>>85548466
>I hope future money laundering schemes take note on how it's really done
Couldn't be repeated. Sony gave the movie a modest marketing budget and it went viral based on notoriety and the sheer stupidity of the premise alone. Whoever was in charge of marketing for the movie should get a few promotions, it's actually impressive.
They outsourced the animation so the budget for that was peanuts too. I bet it's one of the biggest ROIs of the year. We're witnessing one of the most cynically crafted products of 21st century capitalism in action and it's almost beautiful in its execution.

>>85548409
>What the fuck is this new animation style holy shit this is bad
t. everyone in this thread when the first pokemon movie was to be released before we all went to see it

>>85548437
they call trump a troll which is just about as negative as a kids movie can get

>>85548594
it's red because it's hot, as in a hit.

I don't know anything about this movie other than its premises is retarded.

What makes it any more liberal propaganda than the rest of entertainment in CURRENT YEAR?

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>>85548451
Are you kidding? The only reason it has a 74 is because of one scathing review from some literally who nostalgiafaggot who thought two episodes equaled an entire season.

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>Emoji Film is compared to a dystopian novel about rape

Really makes you think

Would the disney shills fuck off?

Holy fuck why is an animated kids film making people so fucking angry. Jesus fucking christ.

>>85548467
>>85548550
His face says about as much. You'd think he'd have loved this movie.

>>85548599
Such as?

>>85548704
this is the darkest timeline

>>85548704
Would you rather be raped or watch The Emoji Movie?

>>85548753
Why not pleasure two birds with one stone and do both? *dabs*

>>85548753
watch the emoji movie..

>>85548594
>9/100
how do you know it's out of 100? sauce?

>>85548673
Read the reviews of recent episodes. Everyone's bitching about the pacing.

>>85548741
the internet

>>85548741
Every film or television episode produced in the last 2 years, if you believe some of the posts around here.

But in all seriousness, you can't deny there isn't a liberal agenda to modern day entertainment.

(I don't care because I'm a liberal and it suits me)

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>>85548229

>>85548887
lol'd hard.. I can't afford gold so have some Reddit silver

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>>85548805
A vocal minority, maybe. No different from the first two seasons when they released. FWWM was far more polarizing.

I already saw it. They all die in the end. Poop kills everyone before taking his own life. It was tragic.

>>85548753
raped
because physical wounds heal

>>85548409
wrong board faggo

>>85548936
XD

>>85549018
That's pretty Shakespearian. Definitely gonna check this out over the weekend.

>>85549018
>Poop puts gun to his head
>"Life...is shitty."
>Gunshot, slam to black
>credits
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

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>>85548804
All the others reviews in that site is from 0 - 100, just look at the color.

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>the piece of shit is a black guy

>>85548155
both, neither, depending on which one sticks as an anti-liberal narrative

>>85549234
Get an adblocker, Pablo.

>>85549234
You're getting tricked, anon.

Of course fedora-tipping redditors can't grasp multi-layered ironic satire when they see it. I just watched it and I was literally in shock by how one thing can be so kíno. It wasn't meant to be a comedy; it wasn't meant to be a kids movie. It was supposed to be watched as an allegory for the modern world's blind acceptance of anything that's presented as being cool just for its own sake. The very act of watching the movie was it telling you "See? You like to use emojis everyday and so does everyone around you so you have to watch this because you're part of the grotesque machine that is modern pop culture". The screen was laughing at me and I enjoyed every moment of it. Of course Reddictor McAtheists won't ever understand that, their small "le epic upboat XD" brains could never allow them to pull their heads out of their asses and really appreciate the art that is Le Filmé Emojie. Fuck reddit, man. The movie was great.

>>85549234
lmao your ads are in some durka durka goat fucker language jesus christ are you a faggot or what

>>85549392

This is advanced shitposting.

Kino

>>85548444
People should pirate if it's ironically.

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>critic consensus is just a prohibited sign emoji

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This shit is fucking Mac & Me tier.

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>>85549532
>ends up in the trash

POTTERY
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Y

>>85548332
Redditors do.

>>85549532
I can't fucking wait to dissect this now.
There's no way in Hell they didn't make this deeper than it seems

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>there is already R34 of the Jailbreak emoji and the human girl, Alex(?)
>mfw

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>>85549392
>Le Filmé Emojie

>>85548272
I wish I wasn't born now, thanks anon

Where's the cinegrid for this kino?

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>>85549392
Doesn't have the same impact without the pepe pic

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>>85549936
>r34 before a film comes out

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>>85548841
And it works! Thanks comrade! The future is ours!

>>85549392
How is this the best review I've ever read?

>>85547995
>I'm in a timeline where corporations try to make money off of pop culture

wtf

>>85547646

Would have been hilarious for this shit to end at 0% for another Sony bomb but of course Armond White will give it a blowing review.

>>85548272
Is this supposed to make me feel suicidal?

>>85550225
Sadly none of it is very good. Loli is shit tier and the one adult version of the human girl (Addie?) isn't top quality but it's OK. Most of the art is Jailbreak.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2211147#search=Addie_McAllister

That's her as an adult.

>>85550281
Wait, he can submit his reviews to RT now?

>>85547761
I wish. Sony emails leaked that they thought this was a good idea. The people at Sony are fucking retarded. I think other studio heads are pretty dumb too, but at least they can make a profit unlike Sony. They thought they were going to make billions off ASM franchise.

>>85550328

His reviews have been on RT for a while now. Pretty sure one of his contrarian reviews prevented a 100% recently.

>>85548466
>Hyped
Where? If you have an adblock and don't watch cable, where would you see hype or advertising for this?

>>85550347
He stopped Get Out from being 100%
Literally /ourguy/

>>85550410

>Fedora tipper who just looks at a general consensus to ensure he can write a review opposite of it to be a special contrarian snowflake because he has no identity beyond "I am not others, I'm special"

Yes, he really is /tv/'s guy

>>85549392
>Le Filmé Emojie

woke up my mom from laughing too hard

>>85550461
Peele pls go

>>85548370
>“The Emoji Movie” might seem like a brazenly cynical cash grab that only exists because a Hollywood studio saw an opportunity to brand the most universal human language since the invention of math (apologies to Esperanto), but Sony Pictures Animation’s big new blockbuster has represented something very positive since the start of this summer movie season: hope. Specifically, the hope that — for 90 beautiful minutes — Hollywood would spirit us away to a cinematic world that was somehow actually worse than real life. What a gift it would be in July 2017 to leave the multiplex and actually come up on our way back to reality, to feel the faint nausea of ascension for the first time all year and be reminded that it’s still possible for things to get better. Alas, blind optimism is a dangerous game in this day and age, and there is no such respite to be found here.

>Make no mistake, “The Emoji Movie” is very, very, very bad (we’re talking about a hyperactive piece of corporate propaganda in which Spotify saves the world and Sir Patrick Stewart voices a living turd), but real life is just too hard to compete with right now. Not even a gaudy monument to late capitalism that masquerades as children’s entertainment — a film that bends over backwards to teach your kids that true happiness is always just an app away — can measure up to what’s happening off-screen. Not even a witless cartoon that unfolds like a PG-rated remake of “They Live” as told from the aliens’ POV feels as toxic as glancing at your Twitter feed or (God forbid) turning on the television news.

>>85550394
What do you think /tv/ is where you are?

>>85548753
Raped. It'd be over way quicker than The Emoji Movie and I'd probably learn more from it.

>>85549392
I can't breathe.

>>85550522
christ democrats are pathetic

>>85550522
DRUMPF!!!!!!!

>>85547646
Was this a last ditch effort to counter the racist Angry Birds movie?

>movie is shown in 3d
>features 2d characters

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>>85548370
Face it, 2017 sucks.

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>>85550522
The critiques are just making this better and better. This may be better than BvS and actually save /tv/

>>85550244
>44

O lawd.

>>85550785
It's official. These faggots strictly love being miserable. If Hillary won (lol) they'd have killed themselves or found some way to bitch about her, too.

>want to make fun of shitty cartoon movie on /tv/
>threads are full of a bunch of /pol/shits saying the usual /pol/shit things
Boring.

>>85548272

*kills self*

>>85550522
>late capitalism

Why is /pol/ always right about these ((types)) ?

>>85550785
s m h these republicans under TOTAL PUTIN CONTROL martial law

>>85550856
Because it was common knowledge for most of history.

>>85547867
I think you mean
>Urban and inner city retards

>>85549532

I read the whole thing and now I can't tie my shoes.

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>>85548299

>>85547780
shills

>>85550823
If Hillary won his tweet would be exactly the same

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>>85551077
>

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>>85549392
>that scene where Gene beats the mirror emoji to a pulp completely unprovoked and sees his broken reflection on the pieces of blood-soaked glass on the floor
>when he picks up the piece of glass that used to be part of the mirror emoji's eye and starts stabbing every Textopolisian he crosses all while screaming "wake the [red cross emoji] up! Wake the [18+ emoji] up!!"
Christ.

>>85551478
>Are you talkin to me?

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>>85548437

> Ghostbusters: forced feminism

> Spiderman homecoming: forced diversity

> Emoji movie: forced liberal protest

Why is Sony still alive? Kill it with fire already.

>>85549532
Sounds like wreck it Ralph

Chinese cash grab.

>>85551782
>Rotten Tomatoes reviewers give liberal propaganda good reviews to further their sinister agenda
>The Emoji Movie is liberal anti-Trump propaganda
Pick one.

WAITING FOR ARMOND WHITE. ALL OTHER REVIEWS ARE DOGSHIT AND UNTRUSTWORTHY

>>85550836
why dont you like /pol/ stuff its conflict, conflict is fun my man

>>85551965
It's same stuff posted every single time. It's boring.

>>85550785
I hate this guy so fucking much.

>>85551988
what are your thoughts on Hollywood showing everyone that they are liberal propaganda?

>>85548299
Having general morals and values is being antitrump

>>85552053
Yeah I've heard it, so what? Everyone knows that Hollywood's perspective has always been liberal. It's not some secret plot. Nothing has changed. I'm not retarded, I'm capable of understanding that what I watch comes from people of various perspectives and their perspective is well-known.

>>85551478
>>85549392
>that scene where Gene goes to a dirty dark bathroom at the Instagramville bus station to sadly/angrily jerk off to a girl's profile while repeatedly calling her an attention whore under his breath
That powerful close-up of his sudden shift in facial expression the moment he cums and him failing to wash off the jizz without soap from the broken dispenser and settling on casually wiping the rest on the hacker girl emoji's back both disgusted and scared me. It was just too fucking real.

where the camrip

>>85552201
Unironically this is one movie I would be willing to watch on camrip
In fact I might only be willing to watch it that way

What will Armond White rate it? Who's putting their money on 5/5 fresh rating, its a masterpiece lol

>>85552223
same, I want to make some memes out of this piece of shit

the writer said this movie would destroy glumpf and people would become socialists thanks to it...

what the fuck happened to that?

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I'm mildly sad that this will end up winning golden raspberry for worst picture instead of pic related which deserves it.

Is this a new record? Didn't human centipede get a really low score too?

>>85547646
>up from 8 to 9

SONY COMEBACK IMMENENT

SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY

>>85550394
Both of those apply to me. Heard about it for the first time a couple weeks ago during the trailers when I saw Spiderman.

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>>85547646
It had a shitty marketing idea, who the fuck does this?

>>85552459
ABAP BABY

>>85552492
>Sprichen ze hand Juden!

>>85552492
Sony at this point anytime you see something completely stupid and are baffled how any reasonable, sane person could think it was a good idea, just tell yourself "well it's Sony" and move on

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>>85552492
nein, nein, nein guy is very upset about thid right now

>>85552643
I bet someone ...
Yep they did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRWR6RM9KIo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__5tscxEApI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NuMQq5fTus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aChaMHNflE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znzz_vvFD3M
I hate the internet, I wish I would have died before I had to see this.

>>85548229
This is not right

>>85547646
Yes, but what does Based Armond think?

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>>85547646
>Sony pictures is one step closer to bankrupcy

Feels good.

This movie, man.
I barely thought it would live up to the hype, let alone exceed it. I've been watching it for four hours straight across only two movie theaters and about five sound systems, and it has been absolutely and utterly humbling. My breath is being taken away at every turn.
I just laughed watching them desperately try to make their way out of the Candy Crush app, with ominous bots startling me from far across some rocky, eroded mountains against the backdrop of a massive dark blue system. Earlier I was marveling at a herd of grazing Emojis on a little yellow snapchat with a pink filter. Creatures were screeching in the distance and tinkling piano chords played in the background.
I very much appreciate the technical and leveling aspects such as CGI and voice acting, but most of all, this movie has been an extremely emotional experience for me so far. I could barely pull myself away from my first scene once I took a seat. No matter what I'm looking at, I have this excitement and this wonder and frustration that I am inevitably missing so much. I have never, EVER felt this lost. The Movie just beckons, wordlessly. What a beautiful, beautiful, titanic movie. I have no words.
Enjoy, everyone. And thank you, Sony and Tony Leondis. Jeez Louise.

>>85549392
Can we get some still shots and renessonce paintings in here

>>85552849
Just nod if Tony Leondis is holding you hostage anon, we will send help.

>>85548444
i'm legitimately excited to see it with my friends and get drunk in the theatre

it's going to be amazing

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>now I have to watch it because 0%

>>85552988
The plight of being true-/tv/, having to be so contrarian that we *need* to watch the lowest rated kinos. i feel ya

>>85552988
pray 4 screener

>>85548753
who's raping me, a man or a woman?

>>85547646
Fifty
Million
Dollars

>>85553206
trap

>>85549392
>e Filmé Emojie
"L'œuvre cinématographique Aimaujie"

>>85548753
Whos raping me?
John Candy or Amber Heard?

>>85552923
There's no way this is a "good" bad movie. Just watch birdemic or something and jerk your bros off in the comfort of your own living room.

>>85547761
Springtime for Emojis and Columbia

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>Sony

>>85551806
but wreck it Ralph was more original... or not?

>>85547646
Add rotten tomatoes to the list of Russian agents

>>85547646
REMINDER: An amazing looking Popeye movie was cancelled for this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4tNuM9XttM

>>85553496
>worst girl

>>85547646
>tfw Sony reached out to the company I work for for a cross-promotion type thing

Luckily my boss was smart enough to say fuck no. Jesus christ

>>85549288
>cracking your android in 2017

>>85553691
Spinach Growers Of America couldn't compete with the product placement cost against cell phone carriers

another great success by the good guys at Sony™

truly the marketing masters

>>85551828

This.

Movie features hugely popular Chinese chat app.

>>85548753
Well I'm a man so rape wouldn't even feel good, it would mostly hurt me.

>>85547646
Sony should call it quits.

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>>85547646
Rev up those asparagus anons.
Your bladder is needed once more. Let's show those jabronies that they don't get to decide what's LITTY anymore.

>>85548229
I never thought I'd say this but Patrick Stewart is SHIT

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Fun fact
Xavier Dolan is the dub voice of the main Emoji

>>85548229
Oh. Captain, my captain.

Don't go see this movie, guys, seriously. Just stay in and REFUSE to watch it. All the critics agree this is a BAD movie and you should NOT watch it.
If you're in the mood for a movie I would suggest you instead watch a quality movie like Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean or the excellent Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy 2, both of which are still on cinemas across the nation and are by far more deserving of your hard-earned cash than this garbage movie.

Can we say that Sony is without a doubt the worst studio now? Not that the other ones are good but I don't think there's another studio that manages to be so constant and infallibile in the low quality of their products.

>>85555410
You're right. I haven't seen Wonder Woman yet, I'll watch that instead.

>>85552063
2 terms, 2 scoops, 2 genders

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Does someone have a MEGA or some shit? I don't want Sony grabbing anymore of my cash besides the online fee. I just wanna see HOW bad it is.

>>85548229
Lol he's a capeshitter and now literal shit. Just like his career.

>>85550244
>>85548841
liberals are brainwashed

>>85555555

>>85548145
Actually it wouldn't have :^)

>>85555071
Have you never been fucked by a ladyboy? Fucking normies are ruining this place

>>85547780
vapid bints who use emojis

>>85548741
Reddit

>>85548522
How is it a liberal propaganda attempt?

>>85547780
Unintelligent people who did not heed the expert opinion of beloved film critics. This is a bad movie, do not watch it. Further, boycott future Sony movies until they go bankrupt and are forced to return all intellectual property unjustly held hostage.

>>85555008
>>85551828
Emoji is big in Japan where they've been using it since 1992 and Japan considers Sony Pictures an embarrassment. Sony proper considers it an embarrassment.

>>85552819
I read like 8 months ago the President of Sony was seriously considering closing down Sony Pictures to the point of threatening that if the Emoji movie didn't perform well he would.

>>85547646
I'm sorry, but did The Emoji Movie already lose best picture? Oh, that's right. It isn't even out yet. In fact, it comes out next month. Does not having box office sales before it's out count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the movie isn't out? The Emoji Movie is still playing next month and Sony has been the best studio in Hollywood for how many years now? It's playing during one of the worst seasons in film and Nolan just happens to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of alt-right drumpfkins. But you know what? He still fucking sucks. Sony is still one of the best fucking studios in Hollywood, they had hits like Sausage Party and Don't Breathe last year and would have won Best Picture if Paul Feig didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when The Emoji Movie wins best picture and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, a critic just gave The Emoji Movie a fresh tomato. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Emoji topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the movie because it's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking movies on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>85555873
Sony had already declared that Jumanji2 and Emoji Movie are basically their last chances.

Homecoming don't count, because Sony Japan doesn't need Sony Pictures to exist for that. They could just keep paying Marvel to make films without paying Amy Pascal's salary.

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TJ Miller is my most hated actor in Hollywood

Others are pathetic as well, but usually have at least a tiny bit of talent, this guy is offensively unfunny, his standup special was one of the worst thimgs Ive ever seen

>>85556013
Under rated pasta

>>85556079
Stop spamming that, faggot. No one cares.

>>85548370
He's not wrong.

>>85552379
King Arthur was a decent movie though. Disjointed, but entertaining and definitely watchable.

>>85556051
>alt-right retards suddenly insisting this guy is the worst actor in Hollywood because he expressed views against the faggot trump
you aren't fooling anyone

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>>85556019
>lived to see to see Sony Pictures die

>>85556133

He's fucking TERRIBLE. Useless. Trash.

Im a Trump guy whose favorite comedian of all time is Tim Heidecker so your logic fails

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Meanwhile on /co/...

>>85556268
>I'm a Trump guy
lmao

>>85556268
>Im a Trump guy

Who let the white trash in?

When will based Kaz Hirai step in and kick out all the jews wasting his money?

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>>85556274
Epic screenshot my fellow redditor!
The OP of that thread surely didn't write that beforehand to get (You)s, no sirree! That is bonafide r/4chan GOLD you have there, dare I say... comedy gold? xD

>>85550785
lol

>>85547646
>This was supposed to save Sony pictures.

Part that shit out already, sell the franchise rights to people who know what the fuck they're doing.

Honestly I feel like Sony could have paid one average Joe 50 grand a year to sit through boardroom meetings and say "no, that's retarded" when some idiot Hollywood yes-men come through and propose absolute shit and they would have made it as a company.

>>85556051
He was ok in Deadpool.

>>85556385
I really think Sony got infiltrated by other corporations who have done their damnedest to sabotage the company. I know a lot of them are out of touch, especially after the email leaks (spiderman millenial humble brag, snapchat, EDM guy was my favorite), but no one can be THAT out of touch.

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>>85547761

>>85556133
>suddenly

This guy has always sucked.

>>85556019
Man now I really hope Jumanji2 bombs.

Wonder who would get the James Bond IP.

>>85549771
We know. You're telling us from experience

>>85548229
"Look, Number One. I'm number two!"

>>85548753
rape i would heal faster emotionally from the rape than i would the emoji movie

>>85553729
YOU CAN INSTALL AN ADBLOCKING BROWSER YOU KNOBWIZARD

>>85556284
>>85556299

samefag reddit3r, fuck off

>>85550522

what an insufferable faggot. he deserves to be dragged from the back of a pickup truck

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>>85556051
I am a liberal hoping Trump getz defeated and even I find this stupid and disgusting

>>85556491
progressivism was a mistake

>>85556468
You underestimate the incompetence of Amy Pascal, anon.

>>85556299
This so much!! 4chan.com/tv users EXCLUSIVELY supported hillary! (Yaaaas queen) we DO NOT stand for racism, sexism, transphobia, islamaphobia and queerphobia! NO BIGOTS ALLOWED!
>shitskins are this delusional

>>85547780
Jacksfilms

>>85556663
>calls anyone a Redditor when he supports Reddit: the president
lmfao

>>85556274
This is just a No Man's Sky pasta

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Can we talk about how Sony's next animated picture is a wacky company about the animals from the Nativity Scene?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCtp84nKmJw

>>85556928
wacky comedy*

>>85556540
Warner and Fox were interested in bidding for it. EON hasn't even said what studio. Just a target date. Personally I hope WB because we could get Nolan-Kino Bond.

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>>85549532
>The state of cinema in 2017

They turned down Genndy's Popeye movie for this.

They literally told the guy who saved them with Hotel Transylvania and made Samurai Jack, Dexter's Lab to fuck off because he wanted to stay faithful to Popeye and they wanted it "updated" .

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>>85556874
Agreed! Reddit is a conservative hivemind with racist sexist nazis! 4chan on the other hand is a bastion of progressivism! #bashthefash #resist

so many triggered drumpfkins in this thread

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Do you think Sony Pictures are secretly seeing how far they can go with making shit before they crumble?

Or do you think Disney said something to the execs that they are forced to produce shit or else consequences will happen?

With James Bond being sold to Disney (not joking there are talks about it), and Spiderman sold to Disney, and Disney owning Star Wars - Disney wants to be the Orwellian nightmare whilst Sony that used to be good is now rated the worst film company due to all the shitty flicks they keep bringing out.

No one in their right mind would make an Emoji movie, especially when so many of their films are flops.

If the execs were actually wanting Sony to not be destroyed, they would choose to release a movie all want to see.

So that is why I have come to the conclusion that Sony Pictures WANT to keep producing shit due to some reason: either Disney is threatening all who work there if they make a good movie or they all who work there want to commit suicide.

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>>85549532
>Jailbreak is revealed to be a princess emoji who tired of being stereotyped and fled home to be different
These chucklefucks take me for a fool?

>>85557111
Imagine being so devoid of testosterone you can't even respond to a post on an anonymous user on an anime imageboard

>Sony wasn't expecting turn out for Baby Driver
>Did better then expected
>lets make a sequel
>FUUUUUUC

It's like they don't get people watched it because it was a Original IP by a cult Director

>>85556268
me me, i'm a Trump boy!

>>85551854
Dude come on there are places even those idiots won't go. They could play it safe and bash the movie or virtue signal their "career" out of existence. Maybe they realized that something that agrees with you politically doesn't make it automatically a quality product/work. But I'm sure they just know it's not worth it. It's a movie about fucking emojis after all.

>>85557069
Like Hollywood would allow a Popeye movie to be made in 2017 without Popeye being black, Olive Oyl being a blonde white woman who saves the world somehow because womyn, and Bluto being a fat redneck Trump supporter. Jack Black would play the hamburger guy.

>>85547816
This part makes me lose my shit that this will fail.

>trusting (((critics))) who regularly shit on anything with a conservative viewpoint

They are not impartial judges, they are willing cogs in the cultural Marxist machine. The lowest-rated movie of 2016 was an anti-Hillary documentary. http://www.metacritic.com/movie/hillarys-america-the-secret-history-of-the-democratic-party

>>85557117
No, they are actually just that retarded. See the leaked Sony Pictures emails for proof. They thought the Amazing Spider Man movies were going to be a multi-billion dollar franchise, they thought the Emoji movie was going to be a massive multi-media hit, they thought Pixels was going to be a huge summer blockbuster. Sony Pictures is basically a giant financial black hole that all of the worst hacks in the industry fall into. It will only keep getting worse and worse as time goes on.

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inb4 the absolute failure that is The Emoji Movie causes TJ Miller to fall into a drunken stupor and attack a hardworking American because WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND THE PROGRESSIVE VALUES HHRRRRGGH TRUNAALLD DDRRRUUUUMMMPPPFFF REEEEEEEEEEE

>>85549532
>and ends up in the trash
Pure kino.

>>85557253
You're getting a little crazy here. I mean yes, Bluto would probably wear a MAGA hat as a gag, and Jack Black would indeed play hamburger guy,but Olive Oil and Popeye would look the same, just act different. Olive Oil would be a badass stronk womyn, and Popeye would act like a hipster.

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>>85557295
HAHAHA

>>85557295
Give it a year or so, faggot's already dying of a brain tumor

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>Those reviews

>>85550895
The GOP is nothing but Putin androids controlled by Putin himself, he actually WANTS the sanctions.

>>85557069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4tNuM9XttM

You could have been watching this tomorrow

>>85557323
Is he really?

>>85548370
That opinion only makes sense if he watches only children's movies.

>>85547780
bots

>>85557370
It is very well animated but I don't think Popeye will ever work in a feature length format. Should have just made a bunch of shorts in this style and thrown them in front of other animated movies, or just done a TV series so they can keep to a quick pace.

>>85557444
They wouldn't get that budget for a TV series in that style. It either be something like the 3D Alvin and the Chipmunks show or Flash Animation like Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs on CN and Hotel Transylvania TV series on Disney Channel

>>85556874
but anon, Bernie didn't win.

>>85549532
At least being a princess emoji explains why she has a torso, that shit was really weird and I'm surprised I haven't seen feminists complain about why the fem mc has one when nobody else does.

They probably will after they see this.

>>85557567
I doubt that test reel had very much money put into it either. They could easily maintain that level of quality for a ~22 minute TV slot.

>>85557295
TRRUMDPA OGUNMF

>>85551854
The movie has to actually be watchable first.

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>mfw the discussion about how the movie is going to flop is probably more entertaining than the movie
50 mil down the drain

>>85557794
Don't forget $200 Million plus in licensing fees and marketing probably.

>>85549273
It's Patrick Stewart you ass hat

>>85556051
SNEARD

>Hire new President for Sony Animation
>fight tooth and nail for rights to make Emoji movie
>this is what they have to show for all that work.

>>85557323
Does having a brain tumor effect his intellect or behavior at all?

>>85557924
Don't worry, if Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle bombs, the President of Sony is going to close down Sony Pictures, sell their licensees and keep Columbia Pictures alive solely to use for distribution.

>>85550522
America is less cucked than Britain but over here we don't have this type of person. I feel sorry for this guy, actually.

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>>85549392
>Le Filmé Emojie

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>>85556928
>wacky comedy about the animals from the Nativity Scene?

>>85557924
What I don't understand is why Sony paid millions of dollars for the "rights" to make an Emoji movie. Who did they even pay that money to? As far as I can tell nobody actually owns the term, so who did they had millions of dollars to and for what purpose?

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>>85549392
>Le Filmé Emojie

>>85549392
>Le Filmé Emojie
officially my favorite post ever

>>85548370
>I literally can't write a review without mentioning Trump

Why do libtards want to fuck trump so much?

>>85547761
I hope it is. Sony better hurry up and sell off Sony Pictures before they drug the whole company under.

Literally "Redditfilter", the film. Can't wait to see it this weekend in a theatre near you! Sony's "The Emoji Movie", (2017)

>>85558660
Nobody is going to buy Sony Pictures. They would literally have to buy every studio under that umbrella. Columbia, Tristar, Screen Gems, Sony Picture Classing, Sony Picture Television which is the largest television production and distribution company. Someone would really want Jeopardy and Spider-Man to spend that kinda of money.

>emoji movie will kill sony pictures and they won't get to make all the retarded spiderman spinoffs they're planning
the hero we didn't deserve

reminder that Genndy Tartakovsky's Popeye movie got cancelled for this to exist instead

>>85558312
They are secretly in love with Trump like Colbert. He's their nemesis-fu

>>85555751
Ask TJ Miller

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>>85549392
>Le Filmé Emojie

>>85558312
He lives rent free in their heads

>>85558083
Nobody was interested in buying Sony Picture Imageworks after Stuart Little because they were all smart enough to know they can do it themselves and after the CGI boom they decided to keep it and that's why Sony Picture Animation exist.

>>85555569
Is it, dare I say, pottery?

>>85559193
>>85558873

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>>85549392
>>85549392
>Le Filmé Emojie.
almost as good as Mauvais Garcons

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>>85549392

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>>85553206
woman cant rape

Well I would never watch this as I can't stand that fuck TJ Miller, but can the movie actually be SO BAD ?

Sony Pictures made no money on Spiderman Homecoming, now this Emoji Movie looks like it will actually lose money, next week Dark Tower opens and it seems to have alienated the fans of the books and look like a total mess to anyone else.

End of Sony Pictures ?

>>85552117
Kino

>>85547646
Come on, you can do it, you can get 1 fresh!

Armond, your hour is come!

>>85549449
Levels that has never been seen before

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>>85549392
>Le Filmé Emojie

>>85549208
Underrated

>>85548370
He's just projecting his own midlife depression into his reviews like a true hack writer

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>>85549392

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>>85549392

>>85552379
I loved this movie. Still hoping for a sequel

>>85556928
MANGER BABIES

>>85548741
>every time anyone in the White House opens their mouth

>>85548272
T-thanks for the motivation

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>>85549392