Just watched the Emoji movie

Agreed. GOAT film 2017

>>85544999
People fear what they don't understand

>>85544999

it's a FUN film for people that like to LAUGH with their FRIENDS

>>85544999
>>85545043
PROVE YOU SAW IT, FAGGOT
POST STUBS AND TIMESTAMPS

what awards do you think Emoji Movie will win?

>>85545158

probably a razzie or two

>>85545158

best comedy, best animated feature, and most litty film of the summer

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>>85544999
Its the (2nd) raunchiest flick of the year aside from the great lil' raunchfest Baywatch. Emoji Movie will have you pissing your pants for days on end!

>>85545232
#litty #piss

how long do you think it'll be until the camrip drops, lads?

the only thing I want more than to see TEM is to not pay money to see it.

>>85545646
it'll be out on dvd tomorrow

>>85544999
>The Emoji movie has some clear anti-Jewish-

jesus christ you faggots are obsessed with this shit

You guys really let /pol/ walk all over you huh?

>>85546185
>muh G_d emperor Israel supporting (((President)))
Cry more drumpflet

>>85546509
you preferably have to be sane to post here

You are using /pol/ an /x/ conspiracy theories as an excuse to like a mindless, passionless, corporate product made to sell toys to brainless children

The absolute state of /tv/

>>85546258
How does it feel to be the guy not in on the joke /co/?

>>85544999
>5544999
holy fuck confirmed

I saw it too actually and I agree. At this point I think we all know that critics are paid off. It's clear that such a unanimously scathing reception must have an external cause. Maybe Sony forgot to transfer the bribes?

>>85546790
t. critic

>>85546620
if you've been here for an hour you know that isn't true. in fact i think almost everyone on this site, especially /pol/ and /r9k/ and /x/, is clinical.

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>>85544999

>Be a paid Sony Shill

>Have to try positive spin of this dumpter fire on 4chan

>Claim it's anti Jew


Could you be more obvious?

>>85547083
>being this paranoid

>>85546894
You only really have to look at those boards for like 5 minutes each before you realize there is something wrong with their users

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>>85547164
>he thinks he's different
We're all in the same boat, lad

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>>85547083
>falling for the OBVIOUS b8

Whew lad

>>85545158
Best Makeup
You can't even tell but Patrick Stewart's character isn't even animated, they just imposed him into the shots with the same makeup they gave killer croc.

>>>85539458
Already got some love going for this summer's funniest movie (way better than The LEGO Movie)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyM3eHf-zvE

>>85544999
>The Emoji movie has some clear anti-Jewish and anti-Corporation messages.
So what you're saying is that if I'm against large, shady, jew-filled corporations, I should go buy a ticket to see this film that was created by a large, shady, jew-filled corporation.

>inb4 some alt-cuck falls for the bait and does a positive review on his shitty Daily Stormer/InfoWars wannabe blog about how good the movie is because it's against {{{them}}}

On track to defeat Dunkirk

As it should

>>85548358
>So I just watched the emoji movie and I've come to realize why it is getting so much hate from critics. The Emoji movie has some clear anti-Jewish and anti-Corporation messages. The movie is about how absorbed we are with smartphones and the internet and why those things, along with corporations tracking and controlling our every move, are bad for society. I'm honestly surprised Sony put out such an anti-zionist film and I applaud them for it.
I thought Sony was japanese

>>85544999
I actually saw it. It was fucking awful. I can't believe someone actually wrote "Holy Delete-o!" and didn't just decide to blow their brains out on the spot. God damn.

You couldn't be more wrong. Apparently it preaches feminism at times.

We all know how Sony is with their social justice crap.

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acthuwaly

>t. Armond White

>>85544999
Yeah, fellow channers, I can't wait to DAB on ALL of those (((haters))) of the emoji move. itll be epic xD

>realize that all of /tv/ has decided to pretend this dogshit movie is good as a joke
I didn't get the memo apparently

>>85547248
nah theres a pretty broad spectrum on 4chan ranging from almost normie to deranged lunatic plotting revolution

>>85550531
there are multiple threads right now claiming its anti-trump propaganda so i dunno about that

>>85544999
>The movie is about how absorbed we are with smartphones and the internet

so literally r/im14andthisisdeep

>>85550599
Isn't everything though? (((They))) are everywhere anon, planning their white genocide and stuff.

>>85550599

>>85550444
(btw double trips)

>>85550628
no, it's more like wreck it ralph. Actually, it's completely wreck it ralph. no joke. after you see it, you will know

>>85550683

>after i see it

Well I'm certainly not going to see it in theaters, and I won't pirate it because then they will start claiming shit like "the only reason we bombed at the box office is because people pirated it hurr durr"

>>85550737
there is actually a scene about pirating in the movie. one of the lines was "what would a teenager want to hide from his parents?"

>>85550963

ok? You posted like you had a point you were trying to make but I don't see one.

>>85544999
Read the synopsis and this all sounds like bullshit.

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>>85550444
>>85550444
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