It's Anakin
>>85543710
Anakin's skin was grey
Anakek haha right pedes
>>85543710
No. Anakin is Darth Vader. Remember?
He looks like Tobin Bell, the actor who plays Jigsaw.
>>85543768
MAGA
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>>85543710
Actually, it's your mom
>>85543710
why does he have a pussy in his throat?
>>85543710
No it isn't, you fucking dork. Anakin was a force ghost at the end of ROTJ. That means two things:
>He's dead
and
>He's no longer evil
>>85543710
anakin's entire story was building towards him redeeming himself and bringing balance to the force. why the fuck would they just ruin that for a retarded o henry twist in their empire strikes back facsimile?
>>85543890
snokey is a clone of anakin that went through the same physical damage because of force karma
>>85543943
>force karma
>implying anakin did anything wrong
>>85543710
Why did J.J. Abrams give him a name as dumb as "Snoke"?
>>85543710
They burned Anakin's body
Whatever it is I bet Luke did it.
>>85543710
giv disfigured dad
>>85543710
It's damn obvious that he's Darth Sidious
>>85544006
And just look at how hideous it is now. How do you think they got that helmet?
Just grow up. You already know it's happening.
Anakin was the life Plagueis created. He was the reincarnation after Sidious killed him. After Anakin became one with the force, Plagueis took the body that was rightfully his.
>>85544112
Look at the eyes. The head scar. The tear under his left eye.
>it's yet another unsubstantial antagonist character just for the sake of a weak cash-grab flick
>>85544112
>>85544156
Maz said you can tell a person's life story by looking at their eyes.
>>85543880
throat cancer
>yfw they actually do this
Anakin was put to rest. if he was reincarnated as a clone....how dumb is that...
>>85544644
>A clone
What? It's not like his body was vaporized. They had his helmet, they obviously knew where the body was.
>>85544013
It might be because I've been drinking. But this made me laugh heartily.
>>85543710
All that advanced technology and they couldn't clone a new body and transplant his brain
>>85544668
You saw his ghost. He's fucking dead.
>>85543984
same reason why Lucas gave the name "Sheev"
>>85543966
She's a goddamn chameleon
>>85544715
it's not the brain that keeps the force
>>85543710
yeah but the leaks show that snoke is just snoke and anakin is a sloth ghost
>>85544724
>he can't reincarnate if you see his ghost
>George Lucas originally wanted David Lynch to direct The Return of the Jedi
>>85543961
he obeyed a false god
>>85543921
>Disney
>to sell toys
>because Star Wars is for shit eating retards with zero critical thinking skills or taste
>>85544763
James Luceno came up with Sheev
>>85544668
>It's not like his body was vaporized.
Fire tends to do that. So does becoming a force ghost. There is no way they recovered his body. It would have to be a clone if its "Anakin."
>>85543710
>>85544112
Sidious killed Plagueis right after Episode 1.
>>85544668
>it's not like his body was vaporized
Except for the fact that that literally happens when characters turn into force ghosts
>>85543710
>snoke
>rhymes with smoke
>smokers get lung cancer and get that hole in their throat
>snoke has a hole in his throat
I feel bad for the dumbfucks who think it's Plaguies or that Plaguies will ever be in a movie.
Anakin can't be a sea sloth and snoke at the same time. That's just crazy.
Someone original hopefully. Not Mace Windu, not Anakin, not Plagieus, not Sheev, etc.