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Azor Jon

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>tfw Grey Worm might be doid

Azor Meera

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daily reminder

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>Jon is shown to be cool, calm, and collected
>Brave, kind, and fair
>Obviously intelligent, or at least not stupid
>Suddenly decides to choke the man with the largest army in the north who saved him on the battlefield for saying he likes his sister

Why are they ruining Jon's chracter?

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Who's your favorite character in the show? For me it's Euron Greyjoy: Intelligent, chauvinistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>85540116
whats the godseye thing?

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>littlefinger
>smart

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>>85540258
He didn't want to hear about SHANSHA'S ARSHE being porked by the sleaziest man in Westeros

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Preston ignored my question again

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Where would you settle?

For the night is dark and full of bourgeoise!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4bFOqZ4Qoc&feature=share

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Can we all agree that the smartest thing Jon could do is to marry Sansa off to LF and have her fuck off to the Vale so he has an ally in LF and gets that bitch out of his hair?

Since it's a good idea it won't happen but still.

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>>85540116
SHANSHA A CUTE! A CUUUUTE!!

>>85540116
When Euron's not on screen, other characters should be asking "where's Euron?"

>>85540336
>kills her son
nothing personal

>>85540347
He's frequently ignores comments that prove his shitty ideas wrong too. What was your question?

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>>85540365
>Ramsey's face

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Alien space bats transport you to Westeros 299 A.C. where you are made a landed knight serving one of the noble Houses.

Which do you choose?

>>85540349
Any answer other than the city of winged men is wrong

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>>85540349
North of the WW's by the Wall.

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*Sends your message*

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>>85540453

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>>85540453
>tfw just realized Aron Santagar, master of arms in KL, is from Dorne
neato

Also team Dayne for life

>>85540453
House Martell, I fucking hate cold

>>85540349
somewhere inbetween dorne and the reach seems best

>>85540349
Elyria

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>>85540512

>>85540489
*gets shot down*

>>85540365
Bad idea, give the man the little finger and he takes the whole hand

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>>85540453
>landed knight
Screw that pussy ass mainlander shit,

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>>85540349

I still don't understand why he married Sansa to Ramsay. Can someone explain? It doesn't make any sense.

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>>85540577

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>>85540310

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>>85540515
Dayne was extremely lame.

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>>85540641
>I shappose Shansha's off the table then

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>>85540643

Someone post the D&D secret greyscale cure image

>>85540349
Summer Isles, sure, physically they're niggers, but in spirit they seem pretty normal and chill.

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>>85540662
In the show, yes. You don't need to remind me of that

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>>85540707

>>85540707
I'm gunna go with house ants

>>85540453
Dayne

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>>85540580
;_;

>>85540577
FARWYND KING

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>>85540253

>8th

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>85540377
Looks like Yi-Ti has some good rivers, forests and hills to work.
Mountains and water for natural protection.

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>>85540745

>>85540577
>house codd not represented
I don't know what else I expected.

>>85540478
Then you just end up in Asshai

>>85540641
He sold Sansa on the idea of getting revenge but then nothing was done and Jon/LF had to do it. Maybe LF sent her in under the assumption that she wasn't a useless retard and might accomplish something? Then when she didn't he had to step in and fix everything. That's all I can think of.

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>>85540848

With all the Arya posting can someone post the greentext?

>>85540848
desu all are these are too well stylised

the canon ones look crap

>>85540890
Boo

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I just got around to watching the newest episode, what did /tv/ make of it?

It had a lot of groan moments

>"THIS WORD HAS NO GENDER! I LIKE IT BETTER THAT WAY!"
>More embarrassing lesbian shenanigans
>Jon for some reason wanting to kill the guy who literally saved his life
>A sex scene with a guy that has no fucking dick
>Theon just jumping off the boat for no reason (I understand he was TRIGGERED by the blood, but like, he just spent the last 10 minutes murdering people and he is seemingly just fine after he jumps in the water)
>No Hound, who is objectively the best character

I enjoyed that Danny's plans are already starting to fall apart, so maybe it won't just be a one sided shit fest, but overall this episode felt kind of weak. The first episode was alright, even if it was just constant exposition, this episode overall was pretty mediocre. The boat battle itself was fine, but it was hard to tell what the fuck was going on.

What was /tv/'s reaction? I imagine everyone was happy to see the scorpion-sisters get BTFO finally.

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Is this accurate?

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>>85540948
fucker, don't remind me. I've got a 5000 word paper due til fucking Monday.

Hey guys don't worry. Not gonna kill myself over some girl ripping my heart out. But for real, Bran is the Night King. How does the show end? With all the men dead in battle and the only men left are dickless warriors, midgets, and cripples?

fuck, is the hound /ourguy/ or what

>>85540313
Dunno I try to ignore the magic shite

>>85540788
Meant for >>85540349

>>85540947
It was another episode of almost nothing happening except for the final action scene. You honestly could have skipped the first episode and 90% of the second episode and as long as someone said "Danny invites Jon to speak with her" you'd be caught up.

>>85541008
Don't worry anon, we're all in the same boat

>>85539867
It's a conjugation of the verb "to be," you goddamned Summer Islander.

>>85540948

>Work full time job as a customer engineer for Dell.
>Currently on-guard duty, have to take tickets for high severity cases.
>Nothing has happened all week.
>Haven't showered for three days.
>Already scheduled vacations for next week.
>If nothing comes up tomorrow I will have two full weeks off.
>Still getting paid for a full time job despite doing nothing.

Life is good, lads.

>>85541015
What made you change your mind in the last 3 hours? The show will either end with jon and/or dany ruling or jon and/or dany sacrificing themselves for victory.

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>>85540253
Do not believe his lies.

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>>85540116
Brienne is such a cunt. I hope she has a "tragic, sacrificial" death this season to protect Sansa or somebody from the White Walkers. I hope Sansa dies too. All the women in the north right now are superb cunts.

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>>85541008
>>85541066
>mfw I graduated uni last month

>>85541155
He's been saying since when? 2013? It's always next year

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Based Mereen saving the day

If only the books and show were this good.

>>85541155
>could
God, what a word that is.

>>85540258
>for saying he likes his sister
yeah it's totally innocent than this creepy old fuck "likes" his young sister, he totally didn't have an obsession with her mom and now moved on to the next best thing

he's supposed to be like ned and ned would've done the exact same thing

>>85541186
well, in that case I hope that good fortune awaits you, anon.

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>>85541155
REMINDER that even if Winds comes out 2018/2019 it will be barely edited bloated mess because GRRM is too big to fail these days.

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So I'm a few episodes into season 2, and on the whole it's better than season 1, except one aspect has made it almost unwatchable. What the fuck is with all this SJW nonsense out of nowhere? Between the greyjoy sister, the gender non-binary knight, and the literal cuck king this is becoming almost intolerable. Literally the only characters that stand up to women are robb and geoffrey, and geoffrey of course is supposed to be the evil little shit. And I guess the nights watch bastard in that one scene where he was just like 'fuck off" to that one girl. Everyone else is getting bossed around by girls, stannis, cuck king, tyrion, guy with targaryen girl, greyjoy boy.

The red-haired god girl is cute as fuck though, new favorite character.

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>>85541186
>mfw I got a medical withdrawal from uni last month

>>85541149
I decided that i should just give it time. And in time ill get over it.

Jon and Dany killing themselves to save the people sounds too cliche. God i hope they don't do that.

>>85541155
>could

lol

Remember when he was gonna finish it Halloween in like 2015

>>85541186
Shit I can't imagine how that would feel

>>85540258
He'll have reason enough to kill LF when Sandor goes north and squeals to sansa about the Gold Cloak incident.

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>>85541155
In August of 2015, GRRM was sure he could finish TWOW by October 2015.
In August of 2017, GRRM is unsure if he can finish TWOW by the end of 2018.

In other words, in 2 years he has literally made NEGATIVE progress.

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>>85541314
>The red-haired god girl is cute as fuck though, new favorite character.
The Dutch are genuinely perfect.

>>85541186
tfw on break at uni getting a useless degree but it's alright because I get free gibs because I'm like 1/64 Injun

>>85541186
>happy about this

Welcome to life son. It's pretty shit

>>85541428
He had to change the story after he saw how retarded some of his ideas came across in the tv show
(Also, he has to make sure that all fan theories are incorrect)

>>85541312
what a shit editor anyway. sure the phrase is used too much, but the other stuff needs to stay. otherwise it sounds like a wikipedia article rather than a human conversation and speech where repetition happens and fits and feels natural.

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Based Scaramucci.

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>>85540453
>Manwoody

>>85541457
>I've moved back home and no longer have my uni friends all around me
>My school friends have all moved away to the city
Stop reminding me...

>>85541428
People, he signed a deal that he can't spoil the show. He isn't allowed to release Winds before the show has it covered because of spoilers that wont affect the show but still.

He was stupid like George Lucas. He sold to the wrong jews and now has lost the real rights to his shit

Why do theoryfags think you have to go through all the steps Azor Ahai did if you want to make another Lightbringer?

The whole point of the story is that the other shit didn't work, the swords broke, he didn't take the piece and reforge them and try something else.

All that matters is how he successfully made one, not how many times it took or what the methods were that failed

>>85541428
>In other words, in 2 years he has literally made NEGATIVE progress.
He has to go and read every fan theory he can to try to write around it so nobody can guess correctly. He says he isn't doing that but he is. The longer he waits the more theories come out so the more impossible that task becomes.

>>85540522
>described as a region which is a place of conflict between Dorne & its neighbors
You just settled a warzone.

>>85541520
ah df, so much fun

>>85541558
How about this, the next time you feel the need to post your bullshit fan fiction in a thread, you instead kill yourself.

>>85541598
I am of the night
in turbulence I thrive

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>>85541442
Dutch Women age better than Asians, of this I'm sure. Like an exquisite vintage.

>People ACTUALLY think the pleb tier theory of R+L = J is going to be true in the books

Seriously, who are Jon Snow's parents? GRRM will fuck with everyone and make them some random commoners if he has to

>>85541595
How about this, the next time you feel the need to post your bullshit fan fiction in a thread, you instead kill yourself.

>>85541615
he is right though
so fuck off you normie

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>>85541428
Reminder that this is what he writes with. Rumored, only using 1 (one) finger.

>>85541651
Get back to writing George.

>>85541645
Where does the R+L=J thing even come from?

Euron dies in cersei's war while theon is in hiding, he claims the salt throne and allies himself with dany, making himself Theon the first of his name, eternal /ourguy/. Also the fishwife he shagged on the boat gave birth to his heir, ensuring the survival of his eternal legacy.

>>85541654
>he is right though
You have 90 seconds to post evidence or you can also go kill yourself.
>so fuck off you normie
Is this a joke? You're clearly a tourist yourself who wasn't around for the long waits GRRM has put out before the show ever started and therefore believe bullshit nonsense like how he's totally finished and just waiting for the show to end because of a magic secret contract.

>>85541645
kys Preston

>>85541705
Books

>>85541705
It was a popular theory after we learned that Rhaegar crowned Lyanna queen of beauty and all that. The show ran with it as their theory, but nothing has been revealed in the books yet.

>>85541645
How about this, the next time you feel the need to post your bullshit fan fiction in a thread, you instead kill yourself.

>>85541516
Please tell me this isn't real.

Please tell me this pastanigger didn't just compare the government to the seven kingdoms

>>85541705
promise me ned
tower of joy hints
honourable ned stark fathering a bastard???

lots of little clues

>>85541763
>books
The city of this fucking guy

Did varys want tyrion to kill tywin or was that just a coincidence?

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>"Do you feel in charge?"
>"B-but I saved you at the Battle of the Bastards."
>"And this gives you, power, over me?"

>>85541740
if youve been with grrm since 1996 then you are fucking old to still be on 4chan, perving up on girls and twinks with your greasy old hands. get a sense of reality old man

>>85541789
>being this fucking mad
Showfags, everyone

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>>85541621
And with the Dutch, you don't have to trade ageing for them looking like fucking ayylmaos.

>>85541853
Is Sansa the plane or the first guy CIA throws out of th plane? Obviously Jon is Bane and Brienne is Bane's plane.

>>85541880
>this gif
Jon and Melly definitely fucked, right

>>85541839
I don't think varys even intended to leave kings landing until tywin got killed

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>>85541645

>>85541853
"Hey remember how I saved your life, support your claim to the throne and currently rule over the single most important house in the north that single handedly can stop your forces from leaving the north and protects you from forces entering the north?"
>FUCK YOU I'LL CHOKE YOU EVEN LOOK AT MY SISTER AND YOU'LL DIE I'M A FUCKING RETARDED IDIOT EVEN THOUGH I'VE NEVER ACTED LIKE THIS BEFORE

His whole fucking character is someone who makes the difficult, but correct decisions. Allying with LF is the difficult but correct decision but he is shitting on it because, I don't know, his sister.

>>85541940
>Dude, why didn't Jon change after being resurrected?
>Dude, why did Jon choke Littlefinger? So stupid.

>>85541917
She has a loving husband, fuccboi

>>85541912
Sansa's obviously Dr Pavel

>>85541964
Except after being resurrected he continued to make the difficult but right choices you retard.

>Killing those who betrayed him, even if they were children
>Saving the wildlings
>Accepting the crown even though he didn't want it

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>>85540349
>Carcosa

lucius vorenus could play a great punsihed/rhollor resurrected person

jon can't really do the change in mannerisms that well I don't think
>tfw you will never fuck concord in her arse

>>85541917
Nae.
Carice is happily married* to Guy Pearce and has a kid with him.
>tfw can't post her preggers pictures on a blue board

*apparently nobody actually gets fucking properly married anymore, but that's essentially what "partner" is

>>85541974
You don't need to defend her honor online, my friend

>>85540349
sail west boi

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>>85540643
inspried me to try doing this

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>>85542050

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>>85542050
defend waifus or else what do we have?

>>85540947
>>"THIS WORD HAS NO GENDER! I LIKE IT BETTER THAT WAY!"
Nothing groaning about that you eternally triggered cuck

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"You're pretty. You're the most beautiful woman of the Seven Kingdoms."

Was Hot Pie right?

>>85542049
>being this much of a bitch
A third of all /got/ threads since season 2 have had carice tits in them, if you want to post them post them.

>>85541940
They need to remind normies that they hate Littlefinger and why.

>>85540349
The marshes in the Neck

>>85542141
How did they shoot that scene without him bursting into laughter?

>>85542011
>right choices
Jon would've gotten his entire army killed, if it wasn't for the Vale forces.

>>85542131
Someone wrote that and put it into the story.

They could have had her say "The one" or "The person" or anything like that. They intentionally wrote "The Prince" and then intentionally had someone correct them and tell them it is gender neutral and then intentionally had a character say how they prefer it like that.

If the point is that it's vague, then saying "The One" is far better, if they want to go YAAAAAS GENDER NEUTRAL SLAAAAY than they did the perfect thing.

>>85542141
i hope Hot Pie chokes to death on his own pie

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>>85542050
>I don't defend my waifu's honor online

>>85541940
Considering that he thinks all of his other siblings are dead, and that Sansa's been forcibly married off twice, his reaction is somewhat justified. Remember, this is the guy who, despite being told that Ramsay would bait him into attacking, totally fell for it anyways. He's a good leader, but gets provoked too easily. Especially when family is involved.

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>>85542036

>>85542131
Anon that was definitely a groaner.

>>85542198
Hot Pie is currently the greatest actor on the show.
As for character motivation, he already knew she was a crazy bitch, he was probably trying to placate her to stay alive.

>>85540453
Of the big ones? Tyrell, the Reach seems like the comfyest, most peaceful realm

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>>85541935

Except Ashara Dayne didn't die.

Brandon Stark + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
Rhaegar Targaryen + Lyanna Stark = Daenerys Targaryen
Eddard promises Lyanna, takes baby Daenerys with him
Returns the sword Dawn to Ashara at Castle Starfall
Discovers baby Jon, trades him for Daenerys
Ashara fakes her suicide, becomes “Septa Lemore”
Smuggles Daenerys to Pentos to be with Ser Willem Darry and Viserys
Joins Jon Connington to raise and train Aegon (Blackfyre) the Reconqueror

>>85542342
Throughout the series the Vale seemed like the safest place to be.

>>85542334
>Y-you're pretty, Arry, now put the bread knife down...

>>85542376
This is the stupidest fucking theory I've ever read, congrats.

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>>85542040

>>85542342
craggy, scotland tier shithole though
the reach is where the party is at

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>>85542429
Literally the biggest cuck GRRM ever imagined.

>Friendzoned by Rhaegar
>Not even Rhaegar's best friend
>Spends his life raising his son
>It's not actually Rhaegar's son anyway

>>85541134
I'm an intern and I fucking hate sitting around doing nothing all day. How can you stand it?

>>85542213
It's literally in the books and it's because dragons have no gender. Stop tinfoiling.

>>85542510
>not Barristan "Celibate" Selmy

"She died never knowing that Ser Barristan had loved her. How could she? He was a knight of the Kingsguard, sworn to celibacy. No good could have come from telling her his feelings. No good came from silence either. If I had unhorsed Rhaegar and crowned Ashara queen of love and beauty, might she have looked to me instead of Stark?"

>>85542561
So you're telling me in the book the line is "THAT WORD HAS NO GENDER!" and "I PREFER IT THAT WAY!!"?

>>85542376
hello preston

>>85542510
That's why Sam is Azor... because he is GRRM's self insert.

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>>85542416

your stupid

>>85542579
Barristan took a vow of celibacy anyway and he was just musing to himself, JonCon still wins.

>>85541581
Yeah Lightbringer was a special sword to face the Others since iron breaks against their ice swords. They don't need to go through that shit since they have valyrian steel blades.

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>>85542036
>>85542292
One of the better shitposting theories.

>>85542213
Instead of saying "prince or princess" why didn't Missandei just say "heir"? It's a hell of a lot less clumsy and still works.

>>85542654
>a vow of celibacy
So have half a dozen other POVs. Even fucking Sam isn't beta enough to follow it though.

>>85541516
Scaramouche it's going to be out of government in less than one year.

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>>85542036
>Carcosa
this. Get two suns and cloud lake, sounds great

>>85541645
>>85541705
as people already said there's tons of little clues. And it's a good theory. Just because the hivemind of the internet can figure out every twists and turn doesn't make it bad, R + L would work great in the books too and it's a great fucking idea by RR Martin. He shouldn't chance what he intented to do just because nerds on the internet figured it out.

this is why you ideally should just stay away from discussing the show and books too much, imagine how crazy it must feel to read/watch all these events and twists as a clueless normie..

>>85542773
The NW didn't take a strict vow of celibacy, they just vowed to never marry or (officially, I suppose) father children.

>>85542654
>actually holding to your vow of celibacy because you were too beta to win a tourney
Yeah he's not a cuck at all

>>85542852
Spirit of the vow faggot

>>85542849
>He shouldn't chance what he intented to do just because nerds on the internet figured it out.
This is exactly the kind of thing GRRM would do tho

>>85541442
>>85541621
I don't think you've seen enough dutch in your life guys
Source : I live right next to them

>>85542919
Isn't GRRM salty that people like Victarion? I forsee a swift and brutal end coming his way soon.

>>85540349
The Arbor
>Buy land
>Become wine connoiseur
>Export and sell literally everywhere in the known world
>Live like a king without all the responsibility

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>>85542654
>Barristan took a vow of celibacy

No, like Brothers of the Nights Watch, he took a vow to never marry or have children.

The Kingsguard can still get laid.

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>>85542083

>>85540349
The Reach seems to have a pretty good time of it.

>>85542919
apparently he doesn't look at theories online anymore because he's worried that'll happen

>>85541705
It's the most logical thing based on the information we have at hands
But I must say R + L = D and N + A = J would work as well and be a good twist

prestards out

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>>85543021

House Blackwood is in the Riverlands.

>>85541654
>>85541615
>>85541558
If he was sworn to secrecy why was he allowed to publish ADWD when it came out while the show was airing?

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Why is Winterfell now just one council room?

>>85543038
>R + L = D and N + A = J would work as well and be a good twist

No they wouldn't.

Jon is by word of God 8-9 months older than Dany.

Unless Ned is bringing a kid almost a year old home to Cat who herself has a kid she can track to one specific day a certain number of months ago, and he's lying like a motherfucker about how old Jon is, which would never fly, it can't work.

>>85543116
I know of that one, but there was also a "House Blackwood of the Wolfswood" listed under northern houses.

>>85542519
not him but I just finished launching a successful project for my company and this week I've done nothing but read books and shitpost. Sometimes it's nice to just do nothing

>>85543226
Don't bother engaging with denialfags/conspiracyfags

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>>85541645

>>85542706
What's the theory though ? Is it just that TD and GOT have a shared universe ?
It's a little light
Don't you have anything else ?

>>85543249
>Unless Ned is bringing a kid almost a year old home to Cat
When Cat arrives at Winterfell, Jon and his wet nurse have already been there for a while.

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>>85543247
Why is kings landing now just the throne room?

>>85543309
What about the Tyrion being a time traveling fetus one.

>>85540336
This really is the best board, thanks for the laugh.

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>>85543309
where does Drogo + Dany + Tyrion fit in this?

>>85543340
Either way, the ages don't fit.

No one's gonna be fooled by a baby that's like a year old already

>>85543386
What do you mean by this? Why exactly would Catelyn know Jon's exact age, or when he was fathered?

>>85543379
They fit in the gutter where they belong.

>>85543247
They're saving their CGI and set/location budget for Zombie Dragons and the wall getting BTFO

>>85543226
bc they needed the public awareness boost, the readers and the show, to get the fire going.
grrm used the new awareness to sell his book and the readers used the new awareness of the book release to watch the show and blah blah, circle circle.that's how marketing works, cunt

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http://archive.li/fSOeg

>Even the moment in “Stormborn” where we might have expect to see a man’s “manhood” was ultimately defined by its absence. In a tender scene between Grey Worm and Missandei, the Unsullied warrior revealed his weakness—his feelings for her—and the two finally consummated their love. The scene’s tension was entirely built around his eunuch-hood: How is this going to work? Problem solved: The castrated Grey Worm goes down on his lady love in a fantastically feminist, empowering moment for the show, which in previous seasons has been dominated by sexual violence against women and male gratification.

>But just as the Mother of Dragons’ queendom was beginning to look like a cockless feminist utopia, in swung Euron of House Douchebro, King of the Fuckbois, Protector of the Patriarchy. And of course he arrived on a long, phallic plank.

>Euron’s arrival interrupted what would have second penis-free sexual encounter—a “foreign invasion”—between the rightful queen of the Iron Islands and the mother of the Sand Snakes, bringing unwanted and brutish violence to the episode. These savage, gore-heavy scenes are the worst part of Game of Thrones, and this one was no exception.

>For a moment though, before Urine Joystick/Eurin Mysnatch slid into our DMs, we got a glimpse of that sensual, euphoric, pussy-powered society. Game of Thrones’ women and castrated men have shown that you don’t need a penis to lead. Maybe someday America will understand that, too.

Is runtime of season 7 same as that of previous ones?

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>>85540349
What happens here?

>>85543452
Cause Cat has her own baby that was conceived in one night with Ned before he went to war.

Compare the kids.

And you'd have Ned saying he now fucked a woman months before he even married Cat, in non war time, that he's only brought up now after going South?

>>85543564
Pestilence and Cannibalism if I remember right

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>>85543312
>he doesn't know

>>85543564
Violent savage tribes getting eaten by dragons and building wood forts like in King Kong: The Skull Island. Then there are some kangz and what not.

>>85543452
Not him but the timeline for all this seemed a bit murky. IIRC Cat was already pregnant when Ned left, so Jon being older wouldn't make too much sense?

I think the bigger issue would be why Ned never once thought of Dany, but thought frequently of Jon and never as his own child. Also Viserys only remembers her as his sister, why would he (or the people caring for him) bother with her otherwise?

>>85541155
At this point I think Half-Life 3 will come before WOW

>>85543584
Weird how Westeros and western Essos are the only known normal places for humanity to settle. Elsewhere is doom.

>>85540948
>School starts in two weeks
>Have a rugby game just the day before

I should be stretching or whatever so I don't get injured or whatever but I don't give a shit about going back to college with a couple broken bones.

>>85540258
CIA is gonna die before Jon returns to Winterfell

>>85543553
Feminists are fucking terrifying sometimes. What the hell is wrong with these people.

>>85543714
fuck off normie

>>85543689
asshai is a total grease pit covered in black; i'd like to know if there is something west of westeros

>>85540349
Summer isles

But all things aside. Are the shadow lands basically Mordor?

>>85543611
>King Kong: The Skull Island
>north of Sothoryos is "Skull Island"

Poetic

>>85543689
thats such a westerocentric way of thinking anon

>>85540948
I've been floating in the water with Theon for a long time.

>>85543673
TWOW will come out

ADOS = HL3

what about morosh and saath?

qaarth is actually alri besides the wizards and shit

>>85543553
>Euron of House Douchebro, King of the Fuckbois, Protector of the Patriarchy. And of course he arrived on a long, phallic plank.

this is so cringe why does everything have to be male/female can't he just be a pirate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp94Gb7ctms

Why did that girl cry when Euron took Yara hostage? Normies man

>>85543834
>In the Shadow Lands beyond Asshai, they say there are fields of Ghost Grass, with stalks as pale as milk that glow in the night, murders all other grass. The Dothraki believe that one day, it'll cover everything, that's the way the world will end.

Also it's where Danys' eggs are supposedly from.

>>85543553
>which in previous seasons has been dominated by sexual violence against women and male gratification.

are they watching the same show I am?

what about asabhad
jinqi, leng yi, yin

all probably fine

>>85543798
You fuck off faggot

GRRM angers me because of his arrogance when confronted about his writing. I understand it takes a lot of time and inspiration I suppose, but people can't be into those series for 20 years. I first read Game of Thrones in like 2007 and waited for Dance to come out a bloody long time. We could wait about a decade for the final book to come out. A DECADE. I'll be 35 by then. TV show will get old by then and be old TV. Will the hype live that long, remains to be seen.

My only hope is that once the show is done and is history, he's gonna finish his books with an alternate or more complex ending. I also suspect there will be a third book because we all know the pacing of the series and just how little much one book covers.

according to leaks does casterly rock fall or does Jaime fuck up the literal dickless beta army

>>85543564
>Maester Yandel describes the Sothoryi as massively muscled, big-boned creatures—not men—with long arms, sloped foreheads, huge square teeth, heavy jaws, coarse black hair, flat noses that suggest snouts, and thick skins brindled in patterns of brown and white, making them seem more hoglike than human.

>Sothoryi women cannot breed with any save their own males; when mated with men from Essos or Westeros, they bring forth only stilbirths, many of which are hideously deformed.

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This costume is based on Roberts costume from episode one right?

>>85544096
the unsullied win and then proceed to be cut off from rejoining dany's army

>>85543834
Nah Stygai is pretty much Mordor.

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>>85544096

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiHtCzLFymM

>>85544175
seriously bad pussy line has to be the lowest point of the show

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includes extinct houses

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>>85544128
/ourking/

>>85540310
NO ONE'S SLICK AS EURON
NO ONE'S DICK'S LIKE EURON'S
NO ONE'S NEPHEW ABANDON'S SHIP LIKE EURON'S

>>85543553
>Maybe someday America will understand that, too.

I dunno why anyone would ever say that when Hillary won the popular vote and was universally seen as the most promising candidate for more than two years leading up to the election.

t. Not even a clintonfag and never ever would have voted for her

>>85544128
>>85544208
Reminder that it will be revealed that Stannis' will legitimized Gendry as his heir. He is the one true heir of the one true king!

>>85544175
this is just as cringe as the feminist yas queen stuff just in another light. It just seems like continued shit politics from the election. I partake in got too escape real world issues

>>85544208
Stupid meme, please end it. He'll serve same purpose as Hot pie and Nymeria, to remind viewers of better days of the show before wrapping it all up.

>>85544128
>>85544208
>Roberts look
>Stannis's hair
>Renly's smile

>>85542984
gurm doesn't like chads surviving
I'm betting that Sweetautist will survive Winds easy but Harry is doomed, for example

>>85544158
>>85544132
Thank you, my only hope now is taht atleast beta worm dies

>>85544218
Seriously. I unironically regret voting for Trump. So far I don't understand what he is fucking doing.
>trade war with fucking Canada

>>85544258
Daenerys will legitimise Gendry in the show in return for him giving up the Baratheon royal claim. All Baratheon/Stannis fans will have to support Daenerys by default.

>>85544267
yeah I thought gendry might have ended up beign a proper character but its far too late for that now
he's been gone, what 3 seasons?

>>85544313
>I'm betting that Sweetautist will survive Winds easy but Harry is doomed, for example
Sounds great.

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>>85544338
>All Baratheon/Stannis fans will have to support Daenerys by default.

>>85544335
Did you vote for him because he's less warhawkish than Clinton?

>Syria
>Yemen
>North Korea

>>85544338
>Daenerys will legitimise Gendry in the show in return for him giving up the Baratheon royal claim.
Easy for him to do since he had no claim anyway.

>Wrote about how unnecessary penises are for @Slate and it might be the most man-hating feminist thing I've ever written

man, can you imagine if I said

>Wrote about how unnecessary vaginas are for @Breitbart and it might be the most woman-hating misogynist thing I've ever written

lads, make your own sigil in MS paint and post it here

rules: you cannot spend more than 5 mins crafting your sigil

>>85544267
He's literally just there so House Baratheon isn't extinct at the end of the show. I don't expect him to play a huge role other than Davos's surrogate son desu. Assuming the feudal system still exists.

Books = books.
TV show = great scenes, drama, shock moments, relying on 'wows', 'ewws' and 'hahas' and wowzers ending.

GRRM plesse finish the books

>>85544434
MS paint is gone GONE how dare you bring it up

>>85544408
Yeah but someone could easily start a rebellion against Dany based on Gendry's Baratheon blood. It happened a lot with the Blackfyres, so she would be wise to avoid that and just make him the new head of the Baratheons.

What episode is Gendry going to come back

>>85544350
I think it'd work well. A big hitch in LF's plans from one of the most unexpected places. He's even a pretty good kid by now.

>>85544408
True but the the entire thing will be fan service and you know it. There will be a brief mention of "We need the Storm lords" etc etc and Daenerys will legitimise him so he can marry Arya and rally the Storm Lands behind her.

I kinda miss that GoT when we still didn't know the Jon theory (either alive/dead or R+L) and we thought everything will have much bigger impact so we discussed shit 24/7 and had favorites, now I swear I can't even do anything but bitch here and miss the hype. So much details of first 4 seasons went down the drain. Literally just end that show already, I don't give a fuck anymore

>>85540349
Dhorne so I could get unlimited bad pusy

>>85544474
Exactly. It'll just be done a to tie a knot in that storyline. D&D love their pottery too so ofc having the Baratheon/Targ rivalvry end by a bastard restarting House Baratheon at the behest of a Targaryen again is something they'd think is genius writing.

>>85543553
>between the rightful queen of the Iron Islands and
I mean, she was literally not the one elected, by the laws of the iron isles she wasn't the rightful queen.

It is fine liking her more than Euron, but saying she's rightful is just a lie, or if not a lie incredibly stupid.

>>85544327
he's probably going to seeing as the romance they were shoehorning in between him and slave nigger is finally culminated

>>85540357
>posting your own shitty /got/ video

>>85544592
if only they had balls to keep jon dead for last season and only bring him back when Melly Sanders had failed reviving him and given up. They would have burned him and the Lord of Light would have brought him back and revealed he was a Targ.

>>85544669
>burn him
>he comes back with ashen hair

poetry

>>85543988

She believed in Theon's redemption and was sad that he's still getting over what happened to him and letting down his family

>>85544669
Would have been better if they'd burnt Shireen to revive him (as they no doubt will in the books).

>>85544434
I'll post one by next thread. also working on a Euron the Hedgehog.

>>85540453
lemme get uhhh Martell

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>>85544434

which house has the best theme music?
probs stannis' dragonstone theme right?
or maybe one of the lannister tunes

>>85544258
>legitimized by a guy who was king of fuck all

>>85544062
fuck off seriously, you don't belong here

>>85544745
Euron

>>85544669
can you write your fanfiction somewhere else, thanks man

>>85544781
he doesn't belong because he plays a sport?

we aren't all invalids you know

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>>85544709
Martell machine broke

>>85544592
I couldn't agree more. I keep hoping that the spirit here will pick up but its all been beat to death and the show is a shell of what it once was.

Imagine what the shitstorm of Jon Snow being Aegon Targaryen will cause. That would force Daenerys to marry him to keep her claim.

>>85544175
>alpha
>he looks like hes less than 6 feet

"No!"

>>85544745
I unironically really enjoyed the faceless men theme. Also the "shit has hit the fan" stark one.

>>85544873
Why would Ned claim Ellia and Rhaegar's son as his bastard?

>>85544830
same goes to you

>>85544926
From the leaks Jon's name is Aegon from Lyanna.

>not attacking KL, sailing the entire continent instead to attack CR thats not even of immidiate relevance (I swear I WISH Tyrion was playing Dany and wants to defeat her somehow)

>>85544905
can u post the stark one, i don't think I know it

>>85544987
That's one of the more retarded things I've ever heard

>>85544748
He was still a lord.

>>85544669
Lmao i really hope you don't think of being a writer with skills like this.After seeing this I'm ok with D&D writing the series.

>>85544988
He just wants to piss off Cersei

will tyrion and bronn ever meet again?

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>>85544175
>someone made this and unironically thought it was entertaining

>>85544987
I thought it was Jaeherys

>>85544474
Gendry wasn't even an acknowledged bastard though. Nobody knows Robert was his father, Jon Arryn and Ned are dead. The few who might (LF, Varys) don't give a shit about him and wouldn't bother. The Blackfyres were known bastards, that's completely different.

>>85544745
Baratheons, specifically the Robert entering Winterfell one. I also liked the Jaquen one.

>>85545017
Lords can't legitimize bastards, only kings can.

>>85545037
fuck off dabid, no one cares for your shit opinion or your shit writing

>>85545084
davos knows

>>85545057
leaks say yes

>>85545084
>Nobody knows Robert was his father

Davos, Melly Sanders, maybe someone else too. And he has to suspect something, right?

>>85545123
Another nobody with no influence, and anyway, he's too enamored with Jon to care.

This show would literally be better if Theon discovered the magical Well of alternate reality and Daenerys turned into Hillary Clinton and revived Stannis into Donald Trump while Melly Sanders travels to the past to bring the magical potions from High Valyria to turn Arya into Shadowfax from LOTR

New
>>85545160

>>85545084
>Gendry wasn't even an acknowledged bastard though
Stannis legitimazed him because he is the mannis

>>85545172
>Another nobody with no influence
He's right hand man to the King of the North. No influence, really?

>>85545017
>>85545105
Stannis won't legitimise shit. It'll be Dany in the show.

>>85545177
I'm glad you're too retarded to make television

>>85545202
Before or after he tried to have him killed?

>>85545205
Yes. The King in the North is a nobody to everybody in the South and it would make sense that Jon want to prop up some pretend Baratheon to further his own cause. The people in the South who do know that Gendry is a bastard (Cersei, LF, Varys, etc) have no reason to come forward with it. And again, Gendry is an unacknowledged bastard with no support behind him. Even Edric wouldn't be able to really claim the throne, much less some peasant.

>>85545105
what about roose with ramsey

>>85545289
>I'm going to sacrifice you in a dark magic ritual
>lol jk you're my heir now
>also I ded like the jobber I am

No shit he's not legitimizing anyone

>>85545353
Roose had King Tommen legitimize Ramsay. Mentioned by Ramsay and Sansa here:

https://youtu.be/lwIYEj1coY4?t=1m39s

>>85543594
just give me more mane

>>85543988
I've avoided these videos because they looked like the ultimate cringe and oh boy I was not prepared. Fucking normies

>>85543553
When i read this I realize that /pol/ posters (to use a reddit terms) have been poisoned by the feminist wells.
Honestly their commentary is all the same
The show is good/bad because everybody in position of female is either a female, a euneuchs or a half men
Or maybe it's (((them))) making another cointelpro shit and invading /pol/ and feminist alike to start a gender war