These two are doing God's work.

>>85539964
god. is. not. real.

#Colbert-Bait-Thread#9864

>>85539997
H E L L O
R E D D I T

>>85539964
>implying g_d is real
nice try drumpfkins

>>85539997
Look, since containment board isn't working they might as well get containment threads. It's like catnip, if they waste time batting these threads around it's less threads about racial insecurity.

>>85539964
Trump is literally destroying the country and the rights of its citizens and all you /pol/tards can do is talk shit about the people trying to stop him. Shame on you all.

>>85540123
>MUH RIGHTS

fuck off

>>85540123
trannies should be gassed

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>>85539964
Stephen Colbert falls in love with a Donald Trump.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the president's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the POTUS, he looks at him with a perplexed expression and calls him fake news. After some investigation with CNN, he finds out that the Trump he called is not the same Trump he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the Donald's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Colbert's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of DRUMPF.

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>>85540123

>>85540152
>>85540166
i'm not a /pol/faggot, but do you guys actually think you're responding to a legitimate opinion or do you just try to ignore that it's another /pol/poster so you can post the same responses over and over for that sweet dopamine hit?

>>85540207
kek

>>85540207
>>>/a/

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>>85540207
FINDS

>>85540243
well now that you've outed yourself I know there's at least one faggot that does think DRUMPF IS TAKIN AWAY RIGHTS N SHIIEEET or something equally retarded ITT

>>85540243
>i'm not that poster, but i know exactly how that poster thinks

typical libtard arrogance and delusion.

go back to your containment site

>>85540329
no you dense faggot, i'm telling them not to respond to bait

>>85540207
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139

Trump will be remembered as the tv comedy president. Every time he tells somebody to do something, they ignore him. His only function is to fill the pockets of comedians and journalists by giving them something to lie about.

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>>85540207
Stephen Colbert falls in love with Hillary Clinton.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the president's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls President Hillary Clinton, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the POTUS, President Donald Trump looks at him with a perplexed expression and calls him fake news. After some investigation with CNN, he finds out that the U.S. president he called is not the same U.S. president he fell in love with. In fact, President Clinton doesn't exist in this universe at all because she lost the election in their timeline. The other Hillary is the Donald's alternate universe president counterpart, who has fallen in love with Colbert's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of TIMELINES.

>>85540564
>Obama
>having a legacy
pick uno

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>>85540564
And yet his travel ban was enacted and he undid Obama's many policies.

Whoops?

>>85540579
DEEPEST LORE

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>>85540603
last I checked ObamaCare was still in place, can't say the same about the WALL though

>>85540675
Last I checked, the economy is doing great, the wall is being built, Mexico took a knee on Trump, ISIS is on the run, and a Republican-favored judge is part of the Supreme Court.

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>>85540726
>ISIS is on the run

how many layers of irony are you on right now? you sound like a baby boomer on Fox News

>>85540777
Trips confirm that ISIS is on the run.

http://www.newsweek.com/end-isis-near-forces-support-us-islamic-state-585260

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>>85540207
Shaggy reads Keit-ai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

>>85539964
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE T.BH SENPAI
WHITE MEN SHOULD GET KILLED AND WHITE GIRLS SHOULD PLEASE AND BREED WITH THE BBC

>>85540114
Back to tumblr faggot

>>85540777
Iraqi forces took Mosul you dumb fuck.