New NuStarWars shit

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>The fan in the back.
Kek

>>85536883
That's yer da

The big twist turns out to be this guy is actually Rey's dad.

This is fucking embarrassing, honestly. Not even planning to watch this shit.

>>85536883
i like those red doods

Looks like he has a lot of cancer. Even in a galaxy far far away, smoking kills.

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>>85536883
Why is he fucking dressed like Goldmember?

>>85536883
If you don't like it, don't fucking watch it.

>>85536883
did i ever tell you the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise

>>85537124
>not knowing about forceweave cloth

smdh

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ITS FUCKING HAPPENING LADS

SNOOKI IS A YOONGLING

MASTAH SKYWAKAH DIDNT KILL SO GOOD

WAS IT PART OF HIS PLAN?

>>85536883
>Yfw when u nut but she still suckin

>>85536883

>Luke Skywalker? No Rey - I _ am your father.

>>85537232
If this actually happens I will see this move twice.

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>>85536883
>NuStarWars shit

>>85537470
>Rogue One Star

He was in Rogue One?

>>85537533
Yeah, he was the one that blew up.
>Insert Muslim joke here.

>>85537600
What song are they singing?

>>85536883
I LOVE GOOLLLLDDDD

>>85537600
lot of purple people hahahaha

>>85537673
Monkey Business

Predictions on who snoke is? Palpatine clone? Botched Luke clone?

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>>85536883
The fucking tree and the sloth is real...

>>85536883
is that a neck vagina

>>85538412
We're going to be hearing this until next year after this latest diznee cosmic trek joint sinks.

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>>85539199
Happening

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>>85539199
>Implying it's not this guy.

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>even has a cane like yoda did

yeah, this is going to be exactly like episode 5

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>>85536883
I wonder if he gets freaky with that thing.

>>85539199

Just some retired sith, who got fucked up by Luke. But he had a daughter - Rey. Luke took her from him, to protect her from the dark side - trying to give her similar life as he had, to asure, she avoids her family heritage.

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What's this pose called?

>>85539594
"Well, What is it?"

>>85539552
Fuck off reddit

>>85539594
The Assassin.

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>>85536883
what went wrong?

>>85537124
>My winky is a lightsaber!
Jesus Rian

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Remember when the best material to make armor out of in the galaxy far far away was plastic?

>Captain Plasma or whatever is alive

Jesus Christ. She better make up for her 20 seconds of screen time and major fuck up.

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>>85536883
I can't be the only one who thought of this.

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>>85536883
There's only one real nu-Star Wars woman and that's Bunnyfu.

>>85539850
I like this goofy design, reminds me of Flash Gordon

>>85539904
funny how the one on the right looks more real than the left

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>>85539750

>>85540033
The Tilda one is a painting, you idiot

>>85537333
Checked

>>85540074
word is that Ridley was already a coalburning tramp before she got groomed by (((hollywood)))

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>>85539910
Ethel a shit
Mildred is best girl

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>>85537124
THAT WAS LITERALLY THE FIRST FUCKING THING I THOUGHT

Why?

>>85537470
>give us the staring roles or we'll blow up the studio
Sounds like a terrorist threat to me.

>>85539594
You're mistaken... I AM cia

>>85538535
Man, now I know why they call the real dark ones eggplant.
inb4 emoji.

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>>85539910
>BERRY
ok god im on it

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>>85540200
Fixed it.

>>85541905
damn now i want a jedi themed assassins game

too bad EA holds all right until like 2586

>>85539496
Shit is way too short for him. They got lazy and just gave him yodas cane

>>85539594
Grandma, it's me, Anastasia.

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>>85542064
I'm imagining a modern remake of jedi outcast on a new engine with a greater focus placed on sneaking around and silently dispatching enemies as revenge for jan...

>>85542064
I hate that they're only expanding on the worst lucasarts properties. Empire at war, republic commando, jedi knight series.

And they decided to expand the battlefront series. It was just a couple of shitty casual shooters that were a bit of jolly fun.

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Is it autism ?

>>85536883
the grown """"men""" of reddi/tv/ will still watch this and call it "kino" just like their beloved capeshot

feels good being /lit/

>>85536883
Snoke is the dying white male

>>85542392
>Those boots will be for sale at Hot Topic after the film releases.

>>85542557
let me guess, Phasma and the Imperial Guards will be able to block lightsabers with those weapons

>>85539199
He should be Plagueis but will turn out to be a completely original character

>>85542392
Is it me or does his hair look worse. It was all shiny and pretty in TFA, here it looks like shit.

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>>85536883
Whatta you guys think? 12 inches? 14?

>>85542572
those boots look great, rey's look even better
i havent had a nice pair of boots in over a decade

>>85539594

It's not going to suck itself.

Do you guys think that Snoke touched Ben in inappropriate places
Because I think that

>>85539918

People seem to forget that Star Wars is at it's very core a schlocky B movie that happened to have a lot of money to pour into special effects.

>>85543046
Ben was forced to finger Snoke's neck hole.

>>85542840
it's you, faggot

>>85539496
>Actually believes there are 15,000 troons in the military

>>85542840
It's not you. I suspect it was done (oily, unkept) on purpose to visually show how he's unhinged/unstable, probably for killing his father while being consume by the manipulations of Snoke and the dark side.

Kylo will totally get redeemed.

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>>85537470
>Implying there aren't muslims in Star Wars

First Order confirmed for white supremacist

get ready for trump/snoke comparisons in december

>>85539496
thats no cane thats the first jedi lightsaber

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>>85536883
Pineapple pen

>>85543480
That's the intention. Snoke lives in a room with golden walls, Trump has a penthouse where the walls are lined with gold

>>85539850
boy i cant wait for finn and asian girl to murder them effortlessly like they were battledroids

>>85536883
>those plown highlights

>>85539904
Got to be same actor, right?

>>85540074
they didn't name her Rey Mixer for nothing

>>85537600
Jesus, imagine the stench

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>No Sexy miralukas in this Disney Canon
What went so wrong?

>>85539594
The Slovenian sniffing man®

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>>85542392

>>85539594
rey, my dick is this size!

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>>85536883
i remember the good old days when pic related was the least threatening looking Star Wars villain

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Fuck you Tlda Swinton

>>85539850
This actually looks kinda cool. The only Disney Wars design i like so far.

>>85539199
Jar Jar Sith

>>85539199
me
ask me anything

>>85539594
the 50 yr old cosplay virgin wizard

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>>85540200
also, checked

>>85539463
cute pits

>>85536883
I just see smirkfu

>>85539904
eddie furlong is john connor who becomes snoke? pls let this be true Dizknee

>>85536945
More like F4N

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>>85536883
>a fucking white mail
Can we stop this SJW feminist bullshit in starwars please?

>>85537124

SHMOKE AND A PANCAKE

>>85536883
Anti-smoking ads are really NSFW these days

>>85539850
>knives
So they forgot lightsabers exist.

>>85543999

KEK

>>85544960
How unusual for the Empire.

>>85544078
why is she in everything nowadays

and does her mouth really move the way it does in movies?

>>85539594
Whenever you beat a boss in Dark souls.

>>85539594
>You'll need guts to buy that weapon

>>85545004

>not snoke and a pancake

You were right on top of it

>>85536945
Edgelord

>>85536883
Is this scope

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Who wins?

>>85544104
LE FUNNY DARTH JAR JAR MAYMAY!@!!! WHERE'S THE UPVOTE BUTTON?

>>85539594
Stretching rubber band

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>>85539594
>all these plebs answers
>no one mentions "High ground" pose
I kinda hate nu/tv/

Gen X ruined Star Wars

>>85545717
High ground is a shit meme

>>85536883
London acid attack victim?

>>85536945
feminine pose

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>>85537470
Are you threatening me Mister Ahmed?

>>85545938
Is this the Kardashians """""""dad"""""""???