Why would Jerry ever break up with Elaine? Why would he ever

>>85531598
he didn't want to settle at that point,none of them did.

>>85531598
Have you seen the other 700 girlfriends he had in the five year span after her?

>>85531598
hhnnggg

>>85531598
>implying she doesn't get better with the years

>>85531598
because he was banging a high schooler

>>85531634
anyone got that list of all the gfs each characger had/

>>85531598
hedonism. he wanted more more more
seinfeld was about the fall of the west

>>85531598

She was a neurotic nutcase, but so was he which is why it didn't work out

I can't ge over how she was a billionaire before Seinfeld. Literally the most charmed life you can have

>>85531727
jews marry each other all the time though. in fact they often engage in incestuous relationships which is why jews have many genetic diseases, some associated with inbreeding

>>85531782
you are thinking of ultra orthodox

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>>85531669
>tfw no gf

>>85531598

>extremely famous and successful comic


are oyu really this much of a virgin to not know why he'd want to be single and date all the fucking girls he did throughout the show

>if he even banged her

Confirmed you didn't even watch the show.

>>85531598

Those tits do not look great.

>>85531826
no, the genetic diseases are the same across the board

>>85531840
>bobbie barrett from mad men

missed that one

>>85531840
Why are they all white? Why don't we have any Seinfeld girls like Charlie Wheeler from Friends?

>>85531840
think jerry ever had an STD?

>>85531840
>66 girlfriends in 9 years
>1 girlfriend every 2 months
why did he have such trouble with relationships?

>>85532013
>not wanting to find your perfect waifu

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>>85531598
Elaine was insatiable.

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>>85532077

>>85532013
He was a man-whore.

>>85531946
interracial coupling propoganda is only for goyim

>>85531946
>forgetting about Donna Chang

>>85531840
I can't pinpoint the exact episode, but I remember just one time being actually jelly of Jerry's last catch.

Was it the masseuse? The deaf one? Or the one with the same outfit?

>>85531914
yeah no
t. kike

>>85531840
>tfw no Daphne virgin gf

>>85532437
>their reaction of shock and second hand embarrassment when they find out she's an adult virgin
h-heh, imagine that

>>85531840
you guys call these things women?

these pass for ugly to somewhat average in my pure slavic country

>>85532250
Gal Godot?

>>85532729

Go get beaten by your drunk dad stanislav

>>85532729
Well they're jews. What do you expect after centuries of inbreeding.

>>85531840
Lois best girl

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>>85531598

Getting a good look there anon?

>>85532890
fair enough
>>85532808
fair enough

>>85531840

Courtney Cox is on a whole nother level. Jerry fucked up.

>>85531840
Which one was Mulva again?

>>85533030
idk,debra messing was pretty hot then,so was amanda peet.

>>85533030
>my wife has inner ear infection

>>85532929

>middle-age man oggling 16-year old's breasts
>even talking about how its acceptable later on

some of the shit they let air in the 90s is surprising.

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>>85532929

>>85531840

Who was the worst gf?

My vote is the lady who gossiped on George's shrinkage. Fuck that bitch. He was in the god damned pool.

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>>85532187
Kek

>>85531840
hard to believe jerry has smashed at least 66 broads...

though it makes sense in universe... he's a hilarious dude, very wealthy, and a minor celebrity so...

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Who got a taste of the Kramer knot?

I faintly remember two trashy/cooky girls who went out with Kramer, but nothing else.

Oh, and the orthodox nun. How to forget the orthodox nun.

>>85531840
Someone should make a morph of every gf jerry/George has had. Same with bfs for Elaine.

>>85533305

Orthodox nun went back to the church.
Kramer fucked the chick who had a fat ass while he was the ass-man, and the Russian mobster. Also fucked Sara Silver iirc.

>>85533305
The librarian

>>85533187
Go home george ,you're drunk again

>>85531840
This, along with shows like Friends, really fucked my ideas about what real world dating is like. Growing up I thought people normally went through 30 or 40 partners before settling down with someone.

>>85533137
how old was she irl?

>>85533259
not all of them he had sex with, some are just parts to move the plot or a butt of a joke


like the virgin one is pretty much just cuck him

>>85531598
Elaine is cute, CUTE!

>>85533064
3 rows down, all the way to the right. blonde hair, blue shirt

i can't tell if it's a good or bad thing i could spotted that immediately

>>85532013
>why did he have such trouble with relationships?

You're looking at this the wrong way.

>>66 girlfriends in 9 years
>>1 girlfriend every 2 months
>Because he could

>>85533750
delete post before anybody can see this lel

>>85532013
"girlfriend" is a pretty loose term for most of the female guest stars on Seinfeld.

>>85532187
They didnt date. They were going to, but then he made the joke about cigar store indians

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>>85532077
Fucking hell, context?

>>85533609
Old enough imo

>>85533868
yeah, some of them pretty much just appear to hang out with him in 1 episode and he pissed her off by doing something "insensitive" and that was it

funny enough george is actually the one who have a decent long term relationship

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giv always naked or deaf chick pusy

>>85531840
Sherry Becker.
She had on this orange dress.

>>85531598
>Why would Jerry ever break up with Elaine?

She's a complete and total sociopathic cunt.

>>85532729
Slavs aren't white. Slavs are bleached niggers.

>>85533609

Old enough for kisses

>>85533916
your opinion won't keep me out of jail

>>85531840

Remember that the Debra Messing GF was revealed to hate blacks and Jews

>>85533904

she caught rabies from a dog bite.

she was foaming at the mouth

>>85532013
insanely picky and honestly he's kind of a dick.

dumped a girl for eating her peas one by one, for his parents liking her too much even though she was perfect, for her literally being naked around his apartment, for thinking she had fake tits, for being a virgin (and yes those last two count cause he indirectly sabotaged the relationships)

there are a million others but those are off the top of my head

>>85531634

I remember Teri Hatcher was the one he thought had fake tits, and Courtney Cox was the one who pretended they were married to get a dry cleaner discount. And Catherine Keener was in there somewhere too IIRC.

>>85533904
lol he never made her orgasm. i forget which ep. though that doesn't have to do with why they broke up

>>85533187
the masseuse. Who the fuck works as a masseuse and get pissed off when someone you date wants a massage?

>>85533976
alright
well i am happy to fuck bleached niggers
stay mad virgin

>>85533305
the retarded flatmate of Elaine.
that hot girl in the hallway who just got single.
The nail girl from the coffee shop.
The librarian

Kramer had a lot of girls but they are seldom important to the episode.

>>85534249
>projecting

>>85531840
rolling for crumbcake

>>85534115
I think George tok the prize for pyschotic behavior with women. Always trying to get out of a dating relationship he was having or just being weird. Wanting to discuss "toilet paper through the ages".

>>85533670
>failing a one sentence meme

>>85534331
think what you want :)

>>85534192
kek, its the episode about faking orgasm, where Jerry cant be around Elaine until he "gets another try" even thought they havent been dating for a long time.

>>85533564
Average for men is like 15-20 according to some study so it's not that far off

>>85534425
You seem upset

>>85534476
well if you can tell that by just four words and an emoticon maybe you should work for a freak show haha

>>85534598
you ok bud? Is the slavlife too hard on you?

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>>85532729
they have already been made ugly by a flurry of alternating fists and semen

>>85534632
da da very hard westerner dont know
westerner happy neither!!!!
here take this woman
she beatufull
unlike urs xD

>>85532013
>tfw 3 failed attempts at relationships in 3 months

Most I got was a third date and making out a couple times, the longest lasted three weeks but the other two only a week. I'm trying, but I must be fucked up beyond redemption at this point.

>>85534328
the girl with the nosejob as well

>>85531598
butterface, shit hair.

>>85532250
>You think I have grace?!

>>85532376
>t. kike
Oh, well that makes me really inclined to believe your words

Be gone, shapeshifter

>>85531598
>shitty tv show that plebs enjoy

>>85535756
>shitty tv show that kikes enjoy
fixed

>>85533935
>george is actually the one who have a decent long term relationship
EVERY TIME I THINK IM OUT...

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>>85531598
Jerry tells his parents that he didn't have any chemistry in the bedroom with Elaine. That while he liked her as a friend they never clicked sexually.
Seems like both knew their way around the bedroom though.

>>85531952
Besides Judaism?

>>85531598
mmm you are so sexy i want to eat pusy and fuck. mesage me [email protected]

>in her prime
>he hasn't seen veep

>>85534463
That's in a lifetime though. Jerry went through 66 in 9 years while in his 30s.

>>85531946
He was redpilled.

>>85531952
Fuck no. Those are all pure top-tier waifus. No roasties allowed.

>>85536031
so why did they start having casual sex again?

>>85532187
She shortened her name from Changstein

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>>85532013
>wanting to be with a woman longer than 2 months

Get a load of this virgin!

>>85531598
icy cleaveage

>>85533883

wrong girl dummy

>>85533904
Gloryhole in Kramer's apartment.

>>85532729
2/10 because you got idiots to reply

>>85533132
>33
>middle aged
you're underage, right?

>>85533621
>not wanting to believe he smashed them all

Stay cucked, virgin.

>>85533305
Fucking none, dude.

Guy was a walking pussy repellent.

>>85533345
That's gay

>>85533564
you're obviously doing something wrong

L

>>85534001
Marriage material Tbh

>>85536412
elle macpherson

>>85536235
That's what sex addicts do.

Pay attention.

>>85531598
I've must've seen the entire series four times watching reruns, yet I'm certain this only aired once.

>>85531776
She isn't a billionaire.

>>85536536
I thought they did it out of boredom. Is sex addicts some meta lore theory?

>>85537010
Her daddy is rich regardless.

>>85531598
>if he even did bang her?

They did fuck but he was awful.

She gave him another pity fuck because he wanted another chance but that time was awful too.

So they just never spoke of it again.

>>85534440
Elaine never getting to orgasm makes no sense though, there was an entire episode where she was happy that the mechanic stole Jerry's "move."

>>85537940
>Elaine never getting to orgasm makes no sense though

she never felt that way about jerry

Who's got some hi-res pics of Elaine Benes? She is one hot piece of poon, Jerry did well.

>>85538161
>90s
>hi-res

The sharpest pic of her as Elaine is probably a tv guide cover. Watch Veep, she looks better in that.

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>>85538483

Thanks man (not being sarcastic). Now I gots a date tonight. Cheers.

>>85531840
>prime courtney cox
ITS NOT FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>85531598
>implying her prime wasn't the start of VEEP

>>85531598
>I LOVE TALKING ABOUT JEWS

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>KIKES, Jerry! You're all KIKES!

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>>85531840
>doctors, who needs them? just like kikes and niggers
I think they went a bit too far in a few places

>>85539437
literally best girl

>>85532729
>these are the fags always making circlejerk /v/ threads sucking off slavdevs

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>>85531666
Hehe, you slay me Satan.

>>85531840
Is the one below Elaine the "You're getting your CAwck sucked, Kid." lady?

>>85531840
Looking at a lot of those women now I can only see the roles they're more famous for.
>Monica
>Aunt Becky
>the mom from fucking Gilmore Girls
I don't know if this makes it better or worse.

>>85532437
The Contest was so traumatic for Daphne that she had to move to Seattle to forget about it all.

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>>85540663
>I recognized Syler White first.

God, I hate that cunt.

>>85533132
this is how normal men act and talk. Its just a sign of the times that stuff like that would be considered "immoral" or even "creepy" today. The PK movement is off the rails but in public people will agree with them out of fear of being ostracized. The psychological dynamic in the social media society is fascinating desu.

Im 29 and was at holiday last week and there was this girl who couldnt have been more than 15 at the hotel who had a killer body. We talked about it just like George and Jerry did in Seinfeld. Its completely normal.

>>85531598
I always think Elaine is one of the most attractive women i've ever seen.

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>>85531840
>ugly old kike gets to bang all these prime shixas
>I only ever banged 3 shixas in my life
>am a goy
Why was I not born a kike?!

>>85542822
Jerry was young, reasonably attractive, affluent and a minor celebrity in NYC.

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>>85542909
I just wanted to post pro-zionist memes Tbh

>>85531840
1 woman should listed twice, but im too lazy to check.

anyone?

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Elaine was a frumpy little troll. When standing next to a real woman she is exposed for what she is.

>>85539437
dentists

>>85541061
>The Contest was so traumatic for Daphne that she had to move to Seattle to forget about it all.

no she didn't the JFK Jr fucked the bitch right after she left jerry's apartment, only proving how much of a whore all women are, whether they are so called innocent virgins or roasties.

>>85537940
women are liars plane and simple.

>>85544050
How did he like them apples?

>>85533564
Modern women do

>>85539437
>>85539324
I still can't believe they let Sam Raimi direct an episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dXBC6R_rxk

>>85544050
Which episode was this? I don't recognize it. I know it's sue ellen but I have the entire series.

>>85537077
it literally was boredom though, it's the entire fucking plot of The Deal

>>85534001

how did she not realize jerry jewface SEINFELD was not a jew?

>>85544735
The Caddy S07E12

Might look unfamiliar because it was a short flashback to Elaine in high school.

>>85544787
The Deal was with David Putty. Jerry and Elaine get together again in the mango episode when Jerry is freaked out about not giving her orgasms.

>>85536031
Didn't they imply with "the move" that if nothing Elaine was pretty satisfied with Jerry?

>>85545001
Thanks anon. Andrea Doria is one of my favorites. Kramer taking dog medicine. And the episode about smoking where is face is all fucked up. Seinfeld was a rare show.

>>85531598
I want too butt fuck her so bad! I want too eat her anus. I want too fuck her asshole so hard and deep till I get her shit all over my cock.

>>85532013
Plus he was rich and a comedian. Roasties love that shit

>>85545820
Enjoy your e coli kid.

>>85531840
Goddamn even KKKramer dated a black chick.

>>85531598
Which episode ?

>>85546311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfNhiRGQ-js

Watching an episode now and Jerry is banging a porn-tier blonde
Jerry had a different whore every week

>>85534216
stiffler's mom

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>>85546506
The Gum S07E10

>>85531598
Puddy's bwc was the only one that could make her cum apparently. Remember she faked all her orgasms with jerry

>>85546829
Thanks bro


Going through all the seasons again. Just finishing up season six. And on that note, I Forgot how funny putty was as a new character.

>>85547077
>I Forgot how funny putty was as a new character.
High Five.

>>85531840
Now post what they look like today.

>>85531946
>Why are they all white?
Because that's how the real world works? Much as the forced diversity sjw types would have you believe otherwise.

I'm watching S02E09 The Deal right now and HNNNNNG the sexual tension.

I would love Elaine to be my FWB so hard.

>>85534328
he hooked up with a girl in the assman/ fusili jerry episode

>>85531840
Pretty sure he never banged Marla Penny

>>85547077
Putty is unironically the best character.

>>85548204
Except nobody picks white women unless forced to be old racist white people

>>85531598
ultimate sitcom waifu right hearyuh

>>85548407
>Pretty sure he never banged Marla Penny
He wanted to.
Muh contest.

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>>85531598
It's the setting of whole situation. It's the situation comedy about nothing, but it needs to have setting to start with !!!!

>>85548610
What hellhole do you live in where that's true? I could go for a half white half asian I guess so long as she's not a cunt like most of them. But having actually fucked a brown woman, I say never again, I learned my lesson.

>>85541341
Fucking misogynistic pig

>>85548320
Just finished watching the episode. So do Jerry and Elaine just remain friends with benefits?

>>85531840
ive dated about half this many so i assume im in the top 1% of /tv/ posters

>>85531598
>Because he could. You see all that pucci he was getting?

As Rabbi Shekelstein once said:
The pucci is tight, for the Semite.

>>85548204
I can guarantee you that anyone who's dated 50+ girls in NYC would have dated non-white chicks unless he specifically didn't want to. I can imagine a girl being picky about race but guys date girls from other races just to say they have. Some may not want to date blacks or hispanics or asians or something but dating exclusively one race while being promiscuous (and desirable) is almost unheard of.

>>85533030
There are at just 5 others girls I would choose over Courtney. She's ok, I guess.

>>85536456
So, you're in?

THESE NIGGERS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

>>85547077
You stole my Jesus fish didn'tya??

>>85548204
>Much as the forced diversity sjw types would have you believe otherwise.
Please leave your house. This website is turning you into a moron.

>>85550345
What is it you think anon will see if he left his house?

Why is Seinfeld so GOAT

Literally my favorite show of all time.

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>>85531598
>that episode where she pretended she was a pornstar and said she fakes it for everyone but George

>>85551337
>have an opinion
>ask strangers to explain it
You should watch The Big Bang Theory.

>>85531946
He banged the African helper of that old man Kramer stole the records from, and he wanted to fuck Donna Chang(((stein))) because he thought she was chinese.

>>85531598
jerrys a pimp bro

>>85531840
>meanwhile in reality he was banging a 16 year old.

>>85552186
>>meanwhile in reality he was banging a 16 year old.
You're just one of those people who like to bitch, aren't you?

>>85531840
Has anyone made a roll version of this?

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>>85544050
When would they have been in high school? The late 1960s? Or early 1970s?

>>85531598
I've had sex with 5 women so I'm kind of an expert. She looks like the type who would always just lay on her back and wait for it to be over and when you asked her to get on top she would ride you for 2 minutes and get tired.

>>85547077
go devils

>>85531908
>Those tits do not look great.
They look as perfect as breasts can look

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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating lobster.

>>85531946
Akshyually Jerry did date a Native American girl and also some of the girls are Jewish (depending on if you view them as white).

>>85533305
The Black one whose dad thought his tan and curly hair was a rude attempt at blackface.

>>85546886
Also the one guy she was willing to use the sponge with.

>>85531840
Rolling

>>85549636
Jerry was from a heavily Jewish neighborhood in the city back when they were still mostly self-segregated. Also his parents probably hounded him to date within his religion. Iirc there were a few episodes where they kept telling him to date a Jewish girl.

>>85551420
That was George. She even lathered his bald head in oil.

>>85555338
Oh yeah, but the "I dig Asian chicks" was still Jerry (and Kramer). Also, there is a Native American girl on the pic Jerry wanted to fug.

>>85554759
I'd tell her my ketchup secret.

>>85531694
This
I like the following answer to why people love Seinfeld so much on Quora:

einfeld is escapist fiction for a society that is uncomfortable with its own high standards of order and civility.

You see, characters on Seinfeld have no conscience. They are truly liberated from the guilt tactics that society and morality impose on us as individuals to make us conform. Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are modern-day hunter-gatherers, acting in pure self-interest and foraging for day-to-day satisfaction. They don't have an inherent perception of right and wrong; they work simply to further their own aims.

But you can't live like that in the real world, can you?
You cannot dump girlfriends for having 'manly hands' or noisy digestion,
You cannot 'gift' used wheelchairs to disabled people,
You cannot have sex with the cleaning lady on your office desk,
You cannot replace a sable hat with a ratskin hat,
without being lectured on what is ethical or righteous. In real life you cannot escape being judged in the grand scheme of things. And that gets stifling after a bit.

That is also where shows like Seinfeld step in.

While today we spend our real lives figuring out how to manage reputation, limit conflict, and achieve mental and ideological consistency, Seinfeld offers a very liberating fiction: it is a world without morals, without responsibility, without commitment, without ideology and above all, without a hope or desire for redemption. The show is a giant fuck you to the highly evolved social order that trains individuals to make sacrifices and work towards some common good, under a fuzzy premise of righteousness

And amazingly, Seinfeld does this without a single swear word, act of violence, or dash of ego. The show basically says: We all suck; we just try not to.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>85549525
Assuming you mean legitimately dated for a couple weeks and not Tinder dates (which don't count) how the fuck do you have time for that shit?