make way guys, emoji kino has arrived.
Disney paying off reviewers once again. Emoji Movie certified kino.
Isn't this supposed to be an anti-Trump movie? The critics are supposed to love it them.
>>85531452
>it was made for the fans not the critics
>>85531452
Can't wait to hear Armond's take on this.
>>85531452
what will based armond think
IT'S NOT FAIR! I QUIT SILICON VALLEY FOR THIS!
>>85532075
Probably just TJ Miller in a drunk frenzy or some shit
absolutely litty
>>85531452
>Leondis has cited Toy Story as an inspiration, but The Emoji Movie is more like a severely debased Inside Out that takes place inside of a smartphone. The “plot” is really an excuse to hop from one app to another; there are stops in the lands of Candy Crush, WeChat, Just Dance, Instagram, Spotify, and (for the kids!) Dropbox. That last one proves crucial, saving the fugitive trio from a pursuing robot. “Don’t worry, it can’t get in,” Jailbreak helpfully notes. “It’s illegal malware and this app is secure.” At the climax, a Twitter bird comes to the rescue.
>>85532423
>when your tryout audition for Jackass fails
>>85532423
>WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A KIDS MOVIE THAT PUSHES PROGRESSIVE IDEAS ON THE CHILDREN
>TOTALLY NOT BRAINWASHING
I have a feeling that our boy Chris S. will like the film. After all he grew up with emojis and can't wait to see what the director is going to do next.
>>85531452
>The Emoji Movie shows how low Hollywood will sink for easy $
Hmm, I smell some anti-semitism in that statement.
>>85532423
This guy is just sad.
Movie of the year hands down
how much time does he have left, bros?
>>85533593
Dubs say he dies in the next year
>>85531452
Given /tv/'s track record, this probably will be added to the "totally not shitposting" kino list. It may even compete with BvS
>>85533605
reroll
>>85532454
So Product Placement: The Movie
>>85533593
I like him, but I hope he goes before Shatner.
>>85532075
>movie's a big piece of shit that everyone hates
>but it's also anti-trump
What's a good contrarian to do?
Popeye was killed for this
>>85534793
what does this mean? Popeye movie was going to be made by Sony?
>>85534820
Yep.
They killed it to fund Emoji Movie.
>>85534820
The Popeye movie was cancelled so resources could be put towards this film instead
B-B-BUT I SAID FUCK DRUMPFT!
>>85534820
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4tNuM9XttM
>mfw we'll never get good pics of her now
>>85535369
isn't that considered illegal these days? all white? hypermasculanity, hyperfeminity, no niggers, spics, banks, jews, transfreaks?
>>85533699
Please stop talking about me and my friends, thank you
- Will
Has Sony Pictures Animation ever released a good movie?
>>85536596
of course not, it's low-medium budget retard bait family movies
>bad
>>85531452
>anti trump movie
>zero positive reviews
This really is the best timeline