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first for ramsay is /ourguy/

Maekar did nothing wrong

3rd for House Greystark

>They got rid of the direwolves so Dany can look completely flat faced on a Dragon.
>They got rid of Selmy so you can have two ethics munching carpet.
>They got rid of Stannis so JoSnow could fail at acting.
>Plebs watch this show still.

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MAEKY
A
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K
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Euron is based

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

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Reminder:

>Jon Snow looks nothing like a Targaryen
>Stark genes are weak enough that Ned porking Catelyn only results in one mainly Stark kid out of five
>Edric Dayne tells Arya Ned and Ashara fell in love
>Barristan Selmy believes Ned and Ashara were in love, and that they fucked at Harrenhal
>Howland Reed sees them dance together at Harrenhal
>Ned tells Robert that Wylla, a Dayne wetnurse, was involved in Jon's birth
>None of these people have any reason to lie

dispute this
>protip: you can't

>>85528799
GO HOME KINSLAYER

>>85528814
>protip: you can't
Can't debate this fact.

eddard?

Meera best girl

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nth for Satin

Kit Harrington is SUCH A FUCKING BAD ACTOR
>inb4 he's le improvedededed!!!
No he hasn't, watch him shitting his was through his speeches in episode 2, total and complete unwatchable trash

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Anyone have webms of Stannis Baratheon's charge at the Wall?

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

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Reminder that Bran Stark has a bigger cock than you.

>Karl fooking Tanner with two dirks and alcohol.

Vs

>Ramsay Snow with daggers but not twenty good men.

VS

>Euron with Axe and a giant cock.

Who wins?

>>85528879
Reminder that id still shove my fist up his butt

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>>85528827

Accidents happen

>>85528879
I'm going to dock with him and form a super cock lads

>>85528874
>>85528879
back to back the two most autistc posters in /got/

>>85528879
I hate women with broken pants

I seriously want to rape them, I can't help myself

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>>85528814
Dayne?

>>85528899
snek with whip

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>>85528937

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/our girl/

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Varys is a Targaryen now, btw

>>85528985
more like /ourgrandma/

>>85528899
Depends, is Ramsay shirtless?

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>Selmy died because he was taking up valuable eunuch romance scenes

>>85528879
Bran full frontal scene when???????

>>85528985
FOOKIN UGLY

>>85528879
who took her ass and who took her pussy?
or did they go ass&mouth?

>Mace Tyrell
>Lance Tyrell
>no Sword, Shield, or Ax Tyrell

>>85529117
bran wargs the pusy

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>>85528899

>anyone defeating the fooking legend of Gin Alley

>>85529040
Can you imagine if Selmy had been black or a girl or something?
Xhe'd still be alive and kicking ass.

>>85529095
Did you take this pic?

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>>85529040
Everytime I remember the shit way they killed him I get so mad. They could have atleast made it more heroic and selfless rather than getting ambushed by a bunch of jihadis

>>85529148
>no Garlan "literally fights 4 men at once" Tyrell in the show
FUCK D&D

>>85529095
THICK

>>85529095

>receding hairline

>>85528705
can't wait for dunk and egg spin off prequel. dunk and baelor in the trial by seven vs 5 other people. also to have aerion brightflame break the puppet girls fingers because fuck her idea of entertainment. summerhall tragedy and it all ending with the birth of rhaegar

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>>85528870
please respond

>>85529262
Any way to stop this receding hairline meme, if you discover someway you have one, what can you do about it? Maybe we can help him, he is young.

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>>85529264
>dunk and egg spin off by D&D

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Cast Hailee Steinfeld in Game of Thrones

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why the fuck is Preston Jacobs making videos with RedTeamReview ?

>>85528814
>Jon Snow looks nothing like a Targaryen
Wow, you mean to tell me that extremely recessive traits don't get passed on easily? I'm shocked!

>>85529335
Ashara Dayne

>>85528925
didn't daemon die protecting his enemies kings
guard while the ravens teeth riddled him with arrows?

>>85529262
Imagine being as jealous as this guy

>>85529324
D&D are done with the universe after GoT ends. pretty sure they've been told to fuck off

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show Jaime > book Jaime

>>85529190
shit almost forgot about him

he is in the top 10 good guys

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>tfw winter was coming
>tfw "Was it rape?"
>tfw Storytime with Old Nan
>tfw verts and reaction images everywhere
>tfw STANNIS DID NOT BREAK HIS VOWS
>tfw "Hi /tv/, this is Edward Starch"
>tfw you didn't know Dagmer's real identity
>tfw no chain
>tfw it fit
>tfw merlings were everywhere
>tfw CLEGANEBOWL was just one guy and he'd wish you merry CLEGANEBOWLs
>tfw frogfu was just one guy doing a countdown and he never got firsts
>tfw Rickon and Dickon become gay emperors of Essos
>tfw you were haeving problems
>tfw "Friendly Reminder with Ros"
>tfw "ALL HAIL KING JOFFREY THE WHORESLAYER!"
>tfw Talisa was a spy
>tfw Roose finally got loose

/got/, I dreamed I was old.

>>85529397

no, he refused to leave his dead son or something

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>>85529335
maelys the monstrous' neck growth

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>>85529457

>>85529374
>targ genes
>extremely recessive

Tell that to Daeron's half martell kids and Aegon V's bastards

>Jon: ''Tyrion is now queen of the hand to daenerys targaryen.''
>Littlefinger breathes in deepy and eyes widen
Did anyone else catch this? What was he thinking?

>>85528994
Where do you suppose the characters get this shit made?

Is there some tailor in Westeros that customizes belts etc, but doesn't ask any questions?

>>85529374
when the fuck did targaryen genes become recessive?

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>>85529504

>>85529489
>I didn't rape him he was sleeping

That takes me back.

>>85529536
make a webm of it

>>85529095
Perfect ass tbqhwy

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Who /FORRESTER/ here

>>85529536
I'd like to see his face when he finds Ollena is also with the dragonspawn

>>85529597
PRUTEKT THA NORF GROVE

>>85529397
Yes. He stopped his advance to escort the KG off the field giving Brynden time to get in position.

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>>85529536
>queen of the hand

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>Reminder that there is a bigger and better Natalie Dormer out there.

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>>85529650
AS LORD OF IRONRATH, PROTECTOR OF THE IRONWOOD GROVES, I SENTENCE YOU TO DEATH

>Jon and Dany fuck and then team up and then they go and fight the Night's King along with everyone else still alive in Westeros
>whitewalkers are defeated and Jon or Dany or both of them together rule Westeros after
>le witty dwarf is the hand of the king/queen
>the North remains independent with Sansa as Queen in the North, Arya and Bran as her advisers, Sam as the house maester
>Cersei, Jaime and all the other expendable characters die
There, I saved you faggots all those wasted hours.

>>85528899
fookin legend

>>85529719
Euron will sit on the iron throne though. Cersei will be his salt wife

>>85528814
>Edric Dayne
>He was a baby when this all happened
>Barristan Selmy
>Suspected she was fugging a Stark (Brandon), but this doesn't mean that Jon isn't Rhaegar and Lyanna's son
>Jon also doesn't look like a Dayne, BTFOing the idea that Dornish genes are always more prevalent

Asharafags BTFO

>>85529760

Cersei will be the one sitting on the iron throne if you get what I mean.

>>85529760
Wishful thinking, D&D are hacks. So is GRRM, the series will have a generic fantasy ending with either the Gary Stu (Jon) or the Mary Sue (Dany) winning in the end.

>>85528705
>being whacked so hard your helm cuts into your head and slices off half your skull
Has there been a more gruesome death

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>>85529504
No bully, she's Salsa's friend.

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>>85529821

Several.

>>85529822
For some reason I can never open your images.

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>>85529178

The thing about the Sons of the Harpy is that they were supposed to be the upper classes, yet there was an infinite supply of them and they didn't have any concern for their own life. One would jump on top of a spear so another could attack an unsullied.

Then in season 6 they're outside gates stabbing more upper class people for some reason.

>>85529864
Just how fucking ugly was Ramsay's mother to produce that

>tfw sir arthur of house starfall only did his duty as the kingsguardian and had to pay the iron price

>>85529915

>tfw Roose was just high on shrooms and fucked a swine while out on a hunting trip

>>85529903
It's as if D&D don't give a fuck about background, character motivations, etc..

>>85529457
until he puts the letter in the fire it's not even arguable

>>85529504
is that geralt killing ciri

>>85528814
here, easy. Only one Dayne was included in the show and that was done as fan service. None of those plot points have been brought up in the show and apparently D&D sat down with George and guessed who Jon's parents were when they first talked about the show.

D&D know how the story is supposed to end and they now about major plot details, this was part of the agreement for the show being made. The show has yet to hint at Jon being anything other than a white haired fucking dragon fairy.

>>85530029
With Uma egging him on

So, can someone explain to me what was the point of Jon dying and being brought back to life?

There seem to be 0 (zero) consequences to his reanimation. He's still the same, absolutely no change in personality, absolutely no side effects. So what was the point? Beric even said in episode 1 that you lose a part of yourself when you're brought back to life by R'hllor. Is this a case of shit acting by Kit or a case of shit writing by D&D?

>>85529536
Does littlefinger hate tyrion?

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>>85529597
i'll take one

>>85530123
the same thing happens to beric in the books. he says that he loses a little bit of himself every time he dies and gets resurrected. jon has only been resurrected once. when cat was resurrected she was dead for like 3 or 4 days and was rotting in a river, both jon and beric were brought back very quickly compared to that.

> North rallying around the surviving Starks despite Robb's massive fuckups, foreshadow the North following Dany/Jon despite Aerys' numerous massive fuckups

Pottery

>>85528495
>>85528527
>>85528549
You guys just made me think of something that is another reason why this show has fallen so far from Grace. It seems like every season since 5 now, there is just a main villain who is the "boss" that everyone has to come together and kill or who needs to die.

Season 5, it was the long due "Stannis" because the writers and normies apparently still saw Stannis as a villain since season 2 and Briene(the good guy) kills him.
Season 6 the Ramsey obviously and Frey.
Season 7 it will be Euron and/or Cersei
Season 8 will be Euron or Cersei and the White walkers.

This is so lame. Far different from the past where there was some big battle at ever season finale but no true bad guy, just each side trying to get what they want no matter how selfish it kind of was.
In the case of season 4 it was the wildings trying to force their way South to have a better life and the Nights watch trying to keep the savages trying to kill them out.

In season 3, while many fancied Starks as good guys, they both messed up in some way and in the end Rob was fighting a hopeless war just for revenge.

Season 2 Stannis had the true claim and he was willing to use any means to own it. Everyone else thought they would be better rulers than him and thus took it upon themselves to defy it.
Oh well...it was good while it lasted.

>>85529597
Objectively worst Telltale game

>>85530123
To get him out of the NW and nothing more.
Kit said in interviews death changed Jon because now he knows there is no heaven or whatever, but hell if that ever comes across on screen.

>>85530179
So again, what was the point to him dying? He was already set on going after the Boltons before he got stabbed.

There are literally no consequences to him dying and being brought back to life.

>>85530171
This nigga literally could have just asked Mira to him

She would have accepted

>>85528931
i like the FTDM guy

>>85530227
jurassic park and minecraft are worse

TBQH

>>85530179
I prefer to believe that Beric's changes were a result of one his deaths being a lance through the brain.

>>85530123
someone has to take over from Stannis's arc and have a love scene with Dany, just to show showfags that Jon is a cuckoid banging uglies with a Dothraki whore who is barren and will thus end his line so Sansa can rule the DA NORTH.

>>85530123
Shit writing, can't write a darker semi amnesiac Jon without scaring normies.

He has to stay a white knight Gary stu

>>85530210

I realised that the show needs at least one edgelord per season. At first it's not noticeable, but as soon as Joffrey was killed they started giving Ramsey more attention than he gets in the books. Now that Ramsey is dead, Euron is going to get lots of screen time. Next season the Night King will be the edgemaster.

>>85530300
Dany won't stay barren, lampshade hanging is bright as fuck

>>85529489
>TDQR

all me

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>>85530383
>Dany won't stay barren

the more she drank the more she shat

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>>85528994
Good. I don't want to see anymore of this "blackfyre fucking shit" nonsense.

Why are some people saying is was Asha hanging from the bow of the ship at the end? It was fairly obviously the Sand Snake who got strangled by her own whip, as that's what she was hanged by. The other Sand Snake was stuck to the bow by her spears as well.

>>85530123

It was probably somewhat to show that the Lord of Light has plans for him.

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> I am an old man, an old knight, and I have seen more battles than most of you have years. Nothing is more terrible upon this earth, nothing more glorious, nothing more absurd. You may retch. You will not be the first. You may drop your sword, your shield, your lance. Others have done the same. Pick it up and go on fighting. You may foul your breeches. I did, in my first battle. No one will care. >All battlefields smell of shit.
>You may cry out for your mother, pray to gods you thought you had forgotten, howl obscenities that you never dreamed could pass your lips. All this has happened too.
>Some men die in every battle. More survive. East or West, in every inn and winesink you will find greybeards endlessly refighting the wars of their youth. They survived their battles. So may you.
Bravo

Will Euron have dogs fuck Asha? To put her up against her greatest fear?

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>>85529678
a-ample

>>85530478
Mirri's prophecy thing is gonna be fulfilled anon.

Birth a living child before she dies.

They suddenly brought up the kid thing last season and they do again in episode 6 this season. Jon will think he can't have a bastard, she's thinking she's barren, boom kid, but right before they have to go to war.

Nice set up for bittersweet

KellyC getting SNOWED when?

>>85529719
I really doubt Dany can be arsed to fight the NK though. Was this in the leaks?

>>85530549
>some people will read that and think he liked his death scene
>but in fact it's because it's the only fucking thing Selmy has done on the show

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>>85529788
>Stony Dornish = Salty Dornish
Stop anon, you're killing me

>>85529678
Her face is cuter too.

>>85530635
>dany has 10k niggers and 100k brownniggers with her
>she fucks the white guy

Pretty racist tbqh

>>85529903
>they're outside gates stabbing more upper class people for some reason.
This confused me so much. So are they out stabbing other upper class who don't agree with them on the slave issue? Do they just want to overthrow everyone in power? Do slaves wear those blue yellow clothes now?

>>85530693
>dany has 10k niggers and 100k brownniggers with her

but only 10k dicks between them

>>85530641
Season ends with Jon and Dany fucking while the wall falls down or something. She's gonna go North for sure now that she's thirsty for Jon's dead dick.

>Dany gets raped s1 e1
>nobody bats an eye
>sansa gets raped
>show ruined

??

>>85530586
euron cut her tongue out and let every man in the iron fleet rape her while using her as a foot stool

>>85529597
What does Gondor have to do with GoT?

>>85530714
>you can't have sex with someone with no dick
pretty ableist tbqh
Missandei proved this wrong

>>85530734
Sansa > Dany

>>85530586
I hope she gets the Damphair treatment and gets tied to the front of his ship.

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HE'S GRADUALLY GETTING AWAY, EURON

>>85530734
Sandrawhales virtue signaling so their favorite character can be handed more screentime and a bigger role.

>>85530123
>Nothing happens in season 5: trip to filler town
>Writers already know nothing will happen in season 6 either
>Need a massive shock to spark maybe some interest for a new season
>No plot lines you can do anything with because they all already are at maximum filler capacity
>Hey let's just kill the main character
>And revive him of course, if we drop him we'll risk losing a million or so viewers again

>>85530766
Dany is a size queen, she's not gonna fuck with eunuchs

I've been actively waiting for Presten's serious Q&A for about 36 hours now
I can't wait any longer

Some of you are alright. Don't go to the Citadel tomorrow

>>85530815
It's in the books you literal retard

>>85530851
The ginger wino lass with big boobs is better viewing desu.

>>85530857
It's neither confirmed that he's dead nor confirmed that he's been revived if he is dead in the books.

>>85530894
who is that

>>85530802
why do sjw's or whatever you want to call them flock to sandra

>>85530712

Why the fuck are they even outside in the first place? What was even going on? I get that they wanted the Dothraki to kill them, but these things need a logical build up. You can't just have people randomly standing outside in an open area ready to be killed, or have two dragons which have been missing all season suddenly burst out of a pyramid at the right moment.

>>85530979
They, too, are massive whiny cunts.

>>85530734
Was wondering about it too. I think GoT was just milder in later seasons. In season 1 everyone knew GoT die the brutality and porn. By season 5 it was kind of a family TV show with maybe one single brutal yet half off screen murder per season. Sansa's scene was definitely not worse than danys and you only saw her face.

Also S1 had around 1 million viewers and S5 around 10 million. There's just more normies

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Remember when D&D decided they didn't want to include the revelation that the whore Tyrion originally fell in love with wasn't a whore at all, and Tywin had his guards gangrape a woman who genuinely loved him for who he was?
Remember when they said they didn't do this because of time constraints and then dedicated 5 straight minutes to a scene about a retard smashing beetles?

Remember when the whore he kills Tywin over had her character development completely annihilated because they were keeping her treacherous book scenes while at the same time trying to make her into an intelligent love story character?

>>85530979
Why did we start calling her Sandra? They pronounced her name weirdly in one episode right

>>85530857
No it's not, the book isn't out yet

>>85531077
CHAOSH SHANSHA

How does a dude like Nahid get to fuck a girl like Rana? I'm watching the discussion for the new GoT episode and that's all i can think of

>>85531089
what about ..shanshas arsehole...i shabbose..thatsofthetableaswell

>>85531014
Yeah it was a setup to introduce the dothraki, but the scene is so retarded. Just a bunch of people stabbing a group of other people, out in the open outside the city gates. So lazy

>>85531077
Lyanna Mormont called her Sandra. The name stuck

>>85530549
>give good ass speech
>leave town with your knights
>realize you got fucking played when the gates never open again

This is how barriston realized being bold isn't always the best option.

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>>85531130
I want to FUCK your shishter Jon

>>85531089
L A D D A H

Is Yara dead or not? Also why did Theon jump?

>>85531051

DnD don't have the balls to make the call to kill a major character. That's 100% the problem.

>>85531117
I want to sucklett the milk from her feet

>>85531204
No. Because he has PTSD.

>>85531204
Kidnapped and will be paraded through KL

Theon had no choice, he'd be dead if he tried fighting Euron

>>85530250
i wish he were dead

>>85531170
his chapters a good parallel to Ned's chapters of being completely out of their element whilst the leader is away and shit is going down. Where as it was Ned's guilt and inaction that lead to his downfall it will be Barristan's bold and ask questions later approach that will be his end.

I work on set of GoT and I have managed to get part of the script revealing how Littlefinger dies in episode 5. Basically, Daenerys and Jon team up and she decides to include members from the “North” team in her small council. Sansa doesn’t trust Littlefinger but can’t act against him right now, so she selects him to be the master of coin. Cersei and Euron get word that Samwell (who has become a maester on an accelerated program) has been sending information to Jon and Greyjoy ships have been spotted near Oldtown. Jon decides he needs to get Sam out of there, so Sansa sends a ship of people from the North along with Littlefinger. Here is the script for the start of the scene:

LITTLEFINGER: Maester Samwell, I’m small council
Samwell nods, nervous. Littlefinger hands a sack to the coach driver

DRIVER: He wasn’t alone
Littlefinger, confused, spots the hooded men. He turns to Samwell

LITTLEFINGER: Uhh, you don’t get to bring friends

SAMWELL: (Shaken) They are not my friends

DRIVER: Don’t worry. No charge for them

LITTLEFINGER: Why would I want them?

DRIVER: They were trying to grab your prize (smiles). They work for the pirate. The crow’s eye

LITTLEFINGER: EURON? (Excited)
The driver nods. Littlefinger turns to the Arryn household guards

LITTLEFINGER: Get ‘em on board, I’ll send a raven

>>85531204
she'll be kept around as a rape toy etc. theon jumped because he's a bitch faggot.

ironborn kick his ass at dragonstone because he lies about trying to save her. they see through his shit and are like no you didn't you fish stinkin nigger you'd be dead if that were the case

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>>85530795

How is Arya able to use the faceless men's supplies and shit? Didn't she flunk out of assassin school? I'm not meme'ing, I just honestly don't know/remember.

>>85531284
if they spend this much time on theon's development then he has to kill euron. is theon dare I say it, ahoy ahai?

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>>85530549
he really liked being an actor in GoT didn't he

>>85531336
god damn he is bitter

>>85529678
I'll sleep better this evening

>>85531326
she killed the student who broke all the rules so she passed. It's graded on a curve.

>>85531359
myranda best girl and no one can convince me otherwise

>>85531336

How would you like it if you got fired from your job so they could hire two niggers in your place?

>>85531376
I can understand him. He had a really great and likeable character who did absolutely NOTHING and was killed so we could see more Grey "no" Worm

>>85531336
he committed the crime of reading the books and being excited to play grrm's character on screen until he got DABID'd

>>85531281
>no "Aye."
6/10 t b q h

>>85531359
bony hips

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>making your son waddle around in a dress to make him tougher
Yikes. No wonder Samwell is such a pussy. Maybe Randyll isn't as based as we thought....

>>85531326
Arya is a dark horse candidate for the absolute worse character story in got. Scene to scene her motives change. Remember the end of season five? She kills the waif and Jaqen says something retarded like.. you truly have become no one. makes no sense.

You think they will leave out the boat sex scene just because of the leaks? It seems kinda too important to leave out

>>85531336
He was too good for D&D's fanfiction.

I will forever love him because he is a bookfag. Any bookfag is my brother.

>>85531415
But grey worm and message were already there before he died...what are you even saying?

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>>85530802
I actually had a coworker tell me Sansa was her favorite character.

And that Sansa wasn't a whiner at all.

Do people really believe this?

>>85531336
>tfw they cast a perfect Selmy
>is actually a bookfag, so he knows what the readers want to see from the character
>D&D completely fuck up his storyline and make the best knight in the Seven Kingdoms die like a fucking idiot

I'd be mad as fuck too

>>85531449
I remember her getting stabbed as an episode cliffhanger, as if not everyone was hoping she would have died 3 seasons ago to stop the useless filler

>>85531530
pretty sure they killed him just to fuck with him. Like I remember they talked about a cast member who got upset that his character died because it was a change from the books and once they heard that it made them want to kill him off more. Really petty shit

>>85531474

Americans are too dumb too many characters in a given place. Dany had too many advisors and so the white men had to go because social justice.

>>85531446
Back in the day, shaming was thought as a good way to make people change.
It's only recently that we realize psychologically it's a stupid method, for children especially.
Well in most cultures anyway. Japan still does it apparently.

>>85531204
>choose to fight, Euron slits Yara's throat as he walks up then captures Theon
>choose to run, Yara is alive and Theon is free
I don't know

>>85531449
This is largely what I'm talking about. I just don't get it and I want someone to break it down real simple like.
>>85531383
Wait, what rules? Didn't Ayra break the rules and that's why the Waif came after her? Is Arya a fully fledged Faceless Man now or what?

>>85531530
>Arya gets stabbed a million times in the abdomen, falls in dirty water, goes on le epic action movie chase and beats Waif
>Areo and Barristan instantly die from being stabbed.

>>85528931
it's not the real one
real ftdm poster has a different filename

>>85531591
Japan has a birthrate of 1 and half the adult population is virgin so there's how that worked out

>>85531530
DABID
DABID IF BARSTAN STAYS ALIVE WE WON'T HAVE MORE TIME FOR GREY WORM SEX SCENES DABID!!!!!!!

>be Unsullied
>"toughest" soldiers built only for the purpose of killing
>wear some fucking leather "armor" that can be easily cut through
>only use a spear and a shield meaning in close combat they're pretty much useless and have no versatility

>>85531591
Yeah, way back in the day. 296AC was such a backwards time...

>>85531682
Do the unsullied have no dicks or only no balls? Isn't cutting off the balls of a kid basically the most retarded thing if you want to breed warriors? They're going to have the strength and courage of prepubescent girls without testosterone

>>85531682
The Unsullied are the greatest con job in the history of ever. Their entire reputation is built off one battle against an army that was even worse than they are.

>>85531574
I remember that, but it wasn't barry. It was another bookfag actor than upon reading the scripts he went to D&D with GRRM's book in hand and told them "look, I have an important role to play later on, I shouldn't die yet, please reconsider" to which they told him he will die and then tweet what you said, that they wanted to kill him more after he went to beg them to let him live.

D&D are scum on earth

>>85531608

Arry basically went to sniper school, failed every shot, shot the wrong target, failed to shot the right one, killed the guard on punishment duty and then walked out with her rifle while the instructor watched and smiled.

It's fucking retarded.

>>85531682
>Westerosi knights have enormous advantage over anyone in Essos because of plate armor
>run with this theme for one scene with Jorah and then everybody goes back to wearing leathers and rags for no fucking reason
>Barristan dies in an alley

>>85531672
I don't dislike the sex scene existing as much as I dislike how long and trite it ended up being.

>>85531752
Was it the guy who played Doran? That was the dumbest death in D&D history

>>85529441
>Told to fuck off
>As in given a whole new show.

>>85531752
It was Barry. He was the one who confirmed D&D were talking about his response to being told he was getting killed off

>>85531747
DUDE SCIENCE AND GENETICS DON'T EXIST LMAO

t. Gurm

>>85529678
I'm 99% sure she's underage.

>>85531612
>poeple get shot 7 times in the back
>survives

>cop shoots attacker in leg
>>hit vein
>die

>>85531828
But that event was like back in season 3, or is my memory wrong? Barry didn't die there.

>>85531749
Unsullied, as well as Dothraki are good for the regions they're originally from because people there don't wear armor because it's too hot. In westeros, they're pretty much trained peasants in rags.

>>85531747
They're Ken dolls down there iirc

>>85531749
Is the gold company better?

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>See when Alliser stabs Jon, it's because he's a bad guy. Alliser is evil.
>But when Olly stabs Jon, Olly is just a kid, he CAN'T be a bad guy.

>>85531786

>Plate armour is made of tinfoil in movies and tv shows.

I hate this. You basically couldn't touch a knight in plate.

>You told her to kill me

>yes but here you are and here she is

>finally a girl is no one

>a girl is arya stark of winterfell, and I'm going home

REALLY makes me think

>>85528755
No shit. He knew what had to be done and did it.

>>85531706
I meant irl too, Anon. Even as recently as the 1900s

>>85530227
It's on the level with the other Telltale games. And one episode was actually really good, 2nd or 3rd, I'm not sure which.
It's just when you have 5 people writing 5 episodes without communicating with each other and no oversight, you get shit.

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>>85528705
Targaryen kings ranking?

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>>85531921
>this passes for costume design now

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>>85528814
>together at red herringhal

>>85530519
Because some people are brain-dead. They watch GoT after all.

>>85531989
>rule for 1 year
>ahead of Daeron and Egg

Hi, Viserys II!

>>85531921
Only when it's cinematically convenient. For example the dothraki or the priest guy hitting jorah/zombie mountain and getting their weapon stuck

But that's why all the European/westeros knight have giant ass swords.

>>85528814
Meera=N+A

>>85531904
>mind focused on profit

>>85531805

>Doran died so snaeks could get the scene time.
>Selmy died for Gray muffdiving.
>Stannis died for Jon to do everything alone.

>>85531999
brought to you by toys r us

>>85528879
>realize that Bran has a huge dick
>start smiling, nodding, almost about to start standing up and clapping at the realization of his huge wolf dick
>his hand is not vissible
>it's in his pcoket
fuck what a shame

>>85531999
Better than star wars empire costumes of season 7.

so the unsullied have their dicks and balls cut off at a young age. wouldn't that completely fuck up their puberty? so basically it would be an army of weak women?

>>85529160
What season/episode is this?

>>85531989
What made Daeron I bad?
Aegon I was quite unstable too, which is to be expected with a conquering, but lots of revolts and wars still happened under his rule

>>85532031
Same ranking as Daeron II currently.

Red = Same Ranking
Bright Green = Same Ranking

And he did a lot of good in his brief rule

>>85532137
Yes, but muh fantasy army for muh fantasy books

Why is Beric Dondarrion such a jobber? Having to be revived six times? I mean jesus maybe you're not that good of a fighter after all.

>>85532161
>What made Daeron I bad?
Waste like half a million men to conquer Dorne for a summer.

>>85532137
>>85531747
Yeah seems retarded as fuck. Making an army of guys who have zero test and muscle.

But really they where just a convenient plot point for dany. She needs a perfectly loyal army, in a land where she knows no one. Also this allegedly loyal army switches sides for free after a baby dragon toasts their commander

>>85532031
V2 was pretty much king during Aegon 3 and Baelor's reigns too.

>>85532221
I don't think being worse than the Hound and the Mountain at fighting is something to be ashamed of. Half of his deaths are due to Cleganes

>>85532278
Ok yeah that was twice, once by each Clegane but what about the other 4 fighting random bands of outlaws?

>>85531530
Same with blackfish. I love the guy who plays it, he's also a bookfag and plays it spot on. We could have got so much from them, but all we got was bad poosey

>>85532269
That shouldn't really count though. Hands like Tywin and Jon Arryn basically ruled the kingdom for their respective monarchs, but they weren't the actual kings.

>>85532268
>Also this allegedly loyal army switches sides for free
They just loyal sellswords. They were sold for the dragon, and she gave him a dragon.

>>85532137
The only "advantage" they might have is that they'd likely be unusually tall and they may have larger lungs, but in every other way it would be a hindrance to creating a warrior

I know I might be a little too late, but why didn't Ned Stark ask for a trial fight like Tyrion did?

>>85532387
Who would fight in his place, though? No one would want to.

>>85532362
>unusually tall

really? why?

>>85532362
yeah lets just ignore the fact that without balls they have no way of producing testosterone and developing strength and fast twitch muscle fibers.

>>85532325
He dies twice from Gregor, once from Sandor. He also gets hanged by Amory Lorch, which isn't really a combat thing since he willingly gives himself up, and shot by one of the Brave Companions. So aside from the Cleganes he really only dies in combat to the dude who caves his head in with a mace.

>>85532326
What's up with blackfish now btw in the show? Cannot remember

>>85531394
indeed

too bad they killed her off too quickly

would have made a great saltwife for Jon

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>>85532137
>>85531747
In the books it's made clear that any one unsullied on his own would be completely fucked in a fight, it's the fact that they follow orders without question and can coordinate so effectively that gives them their reputation.
pic related, how the unsullied should

>>85532415
Fight himself

>>85532441
Dead. Offscreen.

>>85532465
And what chance would he have against The Mountain? Bear in mind his leg was injuried.

House /tv/, what are our words?

>>85532415
He was still the lord of Winterfell, so hypothetically any of his or Cat's bannermen might have fought for him. The Lannisters would have just had Jaime ride back and fight whoever they chose though.

>>85532507
crashing this place

>>85531989
>Rhaenyra above Aegon II
based

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>>85531989

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Are the ASOIAF audiobooks any good?

>>85532483
Ned accepted his treason. He had thought he was gonna be spared but Joffery malfunctioned and the unspeakable happened.

>>85532387
Because Cersei had Sansa as a hostage.

Dany:
>young and naive
>selfish
>dont want to be the bad, threatens to burn people alive
>MUH THRONE; GIB BACK
>no one wants her, no one needs her

Her people:
>an eunuch who does fuckery behind scenes
>a scarface dwarf who kills his father, gucks whores and is drunken all the time
>some brownshit bitches who butchers their uncle/father, leader of their family
>a jelly bitch who lost the votum and stole ships
>her crippled dickless brother who killed two kids and betrayed his BETTER family
>Eunuch nigglet commander
>horsefuckers who travel through essos and raid cities/villages

A meeting of monsters

>>85532614
>Ned accepted his treason.
He only said that he did so that Sansa would live. He knew what he did was not treason

Why less episodes? I thought this show was a cash cow.

We finally get to see the hypothetical Mongols vs Europeans (Dothraki vs Westerosi) take place.

OK, Eastern Europe did fight the Mongols and after some defeats managed to win against the Mongols as well, but that's not important

>>85532513
Realistically speaking, WHO could fight for Ned and have a chance against Gregor/Jaime?

>>85532507

CLEGANE BOWL! GET HYPE.

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>>85532533
Same Ranking currently.

>>85532667
Selmy. But I think he had already left KL by then.

>>85532667
I don't think there was anyone in the Seven Kingdoms at the time of Ned's arrest that would be able to fight evenly with the Mountain or prime Jaime. Selmy is an interesting thought, but he was still Kingsguard at the time.

>>85532507
azor jon

>>85532667

Barristan Selmy. He read the document that Robert signed and is a man of honor. Or he might have not bothered.

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>>85532094
What went wrong?

>>85532660
Because the story it's telling is about to be over?

>>85532650
Obviously, he did all of that to save Sansa. Trail by combat had a 50-50 chance of survival, and also I think Ned with is massive honour wouldn't have anyone else fight for himself. He definitely couldn't due to the bad leg.

>>85532660

DnD never had any ideas of their own that were any good.

>DABID wat if we killed off the man and made the snaeks in charge?

The production company is just cutting down on the time for terrible decisions.

>>85532439
I'm only a show fag so I only knew about his deaths which involved going after gregor for ned and the trial by combat with sandor.

>>85532507
Ours is the Cunny

>>85532137
They take magic steroids in the book

>>85532418
Well looking at castrati (the singers who were castrated before puberty to preserve their voice) many were a lot taller than average. It's due to the growth plates - the bits at end of bones which produce new bone tissue in children and adolescents - which usually "close" in late puberty and thus stop growth. With castrati effectively avoiding puberty, these plates didn't close so they continued growing.

>>85532605
ehh. some of the voices roy does are fine, but many of them are very bad. the female voices he uses are fucking awful. he mixes the voices up book to book too and will use littlefingers voice that he used in one book and he will use it for a different character in another, it's confusing.

>>85532747
what are filler episodes

>>85532747
You get more episodes by writing them

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>>85532516
A foot would've been better for icon, but meh close enough

What am I going to do for a soap opera after got ends?

>>85532742
Yet he chose to go serve an exiled Targ over following Ned or Robert's legacies.

>>85532745
me on the top left

>>85532775
the only thing i remember them taking in the books is shade of the evening and that isn't steroids, it's some fantasy version of like LSD

>>85532785
so, they grow until death?

>>85532672
Aegon V
>hated by the lords
>unable to control his children
>several broken marriage pacts, reducing authority
>killed trying to restore dragons
Egg may have been a nice kid, but Aegon was a shit king

>>85532667
He only took 100 northerners with him among whom almost all were butchered. No one would have fought for him.

>>85532861
we all agreed to an hero after the show ends

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Just finished the ep.
Hot damn that was satisfying. After the lackluster first episode, this was a monumental upgrade.
Highlights:
- Fight scene
- Varys speech
- Daenerys being tan
- Theon "The Great Escape" Greyjoy
- Greyscale surgery scene
- Euron's actor enjoy the hell out of everything
- Two Snakes bite the Sand
- Nathalie Emmanuel is fucking beautiful
- - - -
Low points:
Mormontilda still can't act
Hot Pie calls Arya pretty, which was unrealistic
Jon Snow had a cold or something
Also he repeated what he just said a minute ago and this is somehow seen as an argument

Anyone disappointed with Renlys appearance?
Would've liked him clean shaven and a bit tougher looking, still not too tough though, and him in his green armor.

>>85529335
Mya Stone

>>85532862
Selmy fought for the crown in Robert's Rebellion, and was pardoned only for his valor. Joffrey's dismissal combined with his prior loyalty to the Dragonkings explains pretty well why he goes after Daenerys. Though if he had known about Aegon, I'm sure he would have preferred him.

>>85532866
a weak faggot?

>>85532868
Well, frankly, you're wrong.

>>85531989
Daeron II is a bit overrated, yeah, he finally made 7 kingdoms 7 kingdoms, but in exchange his whole court was filled with Dornish, which wasn't a good look to the rest of the Westeros. And he was too soft on Bloodraven, giving him a foothold for Aerys I's reign. Speaking of which, Aerys I is too high up, he literally did no ruling. Jaehaerys II is too high too, since he didn't really do anything noteworthy. I'd argue that Baelor deserves to be higher up. He wasn't a good king, and he was clearly nuts, but he did do some fairly heroic things. His rescue of the Dragonknight is praiseworthy, as crazy as it was, and his Sept is a pretty cool landmark. He is certainly better than Viserys I, whose part in the dance is too downplayed. How hard is it to not remarry? Daeron I was bad, but no way he was worse than Aegon II or Rhaenyra.

>>85532672
Baelor was fucking bad. He was horrible.

>>85532507
"For Thee"

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>>85532879
Want him down one step below Maker I and Jaehaerys II?

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>>85532908
>supposed to be the very image of Young Robert
>gay little twat who's afraid of the sight of blood

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>>85532961
How the fuck do you know all this?
Bookfags are fucking autistic

>working yesterday with a few middle aged women and a bloke
>one of them tells us in conversation that Emilia Clarke is a relative (cousin or something like that) of hers and shows us and they all start gossiping and talking about GoT
>have to sit there quietly resisting the urge to crack jokes and shitpost, especially struggling when they mention Terminator
>settle for "I don't really watch it anymore to be honest"

It's getting more and more difficult to be someone that doesn't watch the show anymore. Every time I try to explain why it usually ends up almost starting arguments or the other person feels insulted somehow, so I just have to avoid the subject entirely or say I'm waiting for the next book.

>>85532900
If only I wasnt such a coward.

>>85532605
They get the job done. Roy Dotrice is the best of them. If you've already read the series once it's far better use of time to listen to the audiobooks whilst you're working/ commuting / sleeping / showering etc etc than sitting down and dedicating time to read them.

>>85532507
*Thou art a big guy"

>>85532868

They drink some foul concoction called "wine of courage" which makes them no longer feel pain or fear. The Warlocks (and Euron) drink Shade of the Evening, which I think gives people premonitions and extends life. It also makes you look like a drag queen as it drinking too much of it turns your lips blue.

>>85532908
Don't forget his long hair, and the rainbow guard (not him exactly, but part of his whole look)

>>85530937
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=71GZ9ZJNdnc

She's my wife now

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>>85532796

>>85533009
im a bookfag and dont know any of that. that's probably from the world of ice and fire and i never read it because it's written by that faggot elio

>>85532961
>jaehaeyrs did nothing noteworthy
Are you nuts? Both were pretty good. The 2nd one killed the last blackfyre rebellion.

>>85532972
>House /tv/ of Gotham
>Words: Crashing This Plane

>House /tv/ of Deadwood
>Cadet Branch of House /tv/ of Gotham
>Words: For Thee

>>85533058
ugh she does the quick talking/snap edit bullshit I can't STAND this type of shit

>>85531989
Aegon V made some big plays against the blackfyres which essential took a shit situation and made the realm peaceful until Areys. I'd upt him in top 3.

>>85533050
for some reason i remember the unsullied drinking shade of the evening. not sure why

>>85532961
t. Baelor
Jaehaerys is objectively the best king Westeros ever had. And Aegon V still kept the peace.
Also
>implying giving Bloodraven more space is a bad thing
He stopped rebellions dead in its tracks.

>>85533131
Look. At. Her. Boobs.

>>85533163
Milky

>>85533163
the spanish girl who struggles with english is the patrician choice for shitty youtube reviews

>>85533097
This. World of ice and fire isn't canon and its for shitlords.

new thread >>85533197

>>85533140
This, the only thing Aegon really fucked up was Summerhall. The realm was great under him for the most part

>>85533151
Bloodraven was, by far, the most influential, crucial and played the most important role in singlehandedly shaping the events as they are. They literally controlled Westeros for 50 years almost then ruled the wall and greenseered the shit out of people.

>>85533195
Can't stand ppl who like Dorne.

>>85533202
>co-written by grrm
>not canon
wew

>>85533202
It is a good read faggot, totally worth it.

>>85533009
I'm a friendless NEET, so lots of free time to read useless stuff. This is of course complimented by a huge need for escapism as a way of coping with my shitty, directionless life.
>>85533097
You could just download it for free. It's a little dry, but I liked it.
>>85533114
>The 2nd one killed the last blackfyre rebellion
It's more that the blackfyre rebellions happened to end during his reign. I'm not saying that he was a shit king, just not a very notable one.
>>85533151
Did he though? They kept cropping up despite of him turning Westeros into an Orwellian nightmare. He was a ruthless son of a bitch, but his effectiveness is debatable.

>>85533050
So they get high then charge into battle, sounds like somali pirates or child soldiers in Africa who are given kaat

>>85533293
my ass it's co written by grrm. that book is all elio and his wife. the most that fat ass did for twoiaf is tell them "write something about so and so. ok good. print it. give money"

>>85532869
Follow up on Anon, from what I know about hormones and the endocrine system.
The majority of sex hormones is made in the sex organs but a small fraction is made in the adrenal glands(medulla) so eventually if test levels get high enough to compensate for those lost by no testes growing up, it will cell signal the mechanism that closes the growth played at one's bones.

The extra gonadal sex hormones are also probably the reason why guys castrated balls only, can still get erection with enough stimulation and time.
I don't know the ins and outs of this, so Anon may correct me if I'm wrong.

>>85532998
>Afraid of the sight of blood
Huh? When did this happen? I don't he was one of those guys he thinks war and bloodshed isn't ideal and is terrible but is necessary sometimes

>>85530050
ur dumb if you think they included a dayne just for "fan service"

>>85532507
"Bane?"

>>85533957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tj1UjDlmgx4

>>85533396
That's why I actually liked that Grey Worm x Missandei scene. It's like the Westerosi equivalent of those child soldiers in Rwanda getting saved by an NGO and playing soccer together or some shit.