What went wrong?

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What does this pose means?

>>85527081
Does that stick turn into a lightsaber? It's too short to be a cane.

>>85527117
It means that your path has been blocked

I miss JJ.

>>85527131
he shoves it up his ass and makes rey sniff it

>>85527117
They just make them do a bunch of power poses so they can decide later what to photoshop into the poster and promo materials

It doesn't mean anything, in fact for that Assassin's Creed movie they couldn't even get Fassbender to do a promo shoot so they had his stunt double just do random action and power poses, then photoshop fassbender in

>>85527160

>parallel to the floor

For what purpose?

where are these fromg?

>>85527160
HAHAA HOLY SHIT IS THAT REAL?

>>85527081
is that some kind of ancient jedi weapon? like a kane enveloped in force field generated by the user's force power?

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>>85527160
is this a jojo reference?

>>85527280
It's probably a stick from THAT FUCKING TREE

>>85527131
>I am one with the force and the force is with me
>I am one with the force and the force is with me
>I am one with the force and the force is with me
>I am one with the force and the force is with me

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>>85527332
Yes.

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/TV/ BTFO

>>85527081
>>85527117
Goddammit why is Mark Hamill so cute, I can't take him seriously at all.

>>85527450
*APOLOGIZES*

>>85527160
Can't tell if virgin walk or chad stride

>>85527843
I hope they shave her head for the next film. That hairline is killing me

>>85527117
>Well Rey, it ain't gonna suck it self?

>>85527450
>>85527843

>You FOOLS, You could never understand the true power of Darth Forehead

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What are you looking at, fag?

>>85528071
he's a big guy

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>>85527160
>>85527410
>>85527927
>>85528071

>Hide his ears no matter what.
-J.J. Abrams

>>85527117
*blocks your path*

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>>85528234

Welcome to Nu-Wars. After being shown only 20 seconds in TFA, Luke will only appear as a depressed old man who doesn't fight or do anything. But that's okay, Mary Sue can do aaaaanyything.

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>U mad white boi?

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>>85529505
Yea, because everytime I look at you, I keep thinking there might be food inside but just get disappointed.

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>>85529408

>>85527117
>make actor lose weight
>dress him in 7 layer burrito poncho

>>85527979
based Luke

>>85529505
THICCCCC

>>85527160
HAHAHAHA KYLO LOOKS LIKE A TRAP

>>85527450
>>85527843
Damn, I want to fuck a jedi now.

>>85530314
No matter how much weight he loses, Mark still has that old-man barrel-gut.

>>85527843
>>85527410

They look like cheap cosplay

>>85527081
he looks good, everything else went wrong? idk? wut?

>>85529505
Deep down he knows he was just one of the cheap unknown trained monkeys that didn't shit on set and that's the only reason he got a part on a McDonald franchise.

>>85529505
no I'm glad I'm white and don't have a skull like that

>>85529505
effay af

mirin the solo core

>>85527450
Reeeeey be a jedi tonight!

>>85527160
*leans*

>>85527081
>FORCE PENGUIN
>FORCE TREE
>FORCE STICK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>85527410

Is that a new droid model too

>>85531766
FORCE PLANET

Starts with D- and end with -JEWS.

>>85532057
DJEWS?

>>85527081

The most coolest looking Jedi Master in the film series.

Suck it Windu.

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>>85528071
>>85528234
>>85527927

>tfw we won't get to see him cursing and swearing at subordinate Stormtroopers using his US Marine temperament.

Disney man and their child movies, I tell you...

>>85532425
dindu din do nuthin

>>85527843
I love her so much it hurts

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>>85527117
mama mia

>>85527081
Why not use a fake rock, or a painted background? I guess for the photoshops? It just seems a little raw.

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>>85529505
based

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>>85527917
>That hairline is killing me

>>85527081
>>85527117
Luke looks great.

>>85527160
>>85527410
>>85527927
>>85528071
Kylo looks like an edgy faggot, but that's in character, I guess.

>>85527450
>>85527843
Rey is still a pit slut, which is good news.

>>85532802
do you think these cunts still visit hospitals when they aren't promoting a new film? This is disgusting

>>85532602

"The force is strong as hell with this muthafucka."
-Mace Windu Attack of the Clones

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>>85532802

>>85527917
Have you never been outside or are you from some shithole country where people have low hairlines? A high Hairline is a very European trait and if that makes you uneasy, you're probably a fucking shitskin faggot.

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Why don't you post the good stuff?

>>85533274
>blue eyes

It's Anakin, isn't it?

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>A FUCKING CANE
FUCKING DISNEY WHERE IS MY BADASS GRANDMASTER LUKE AND HIS GREEN LIGHTSABER REEEEEEEEEE

>>85533274
>>85533322
god i hope its just some asspull
i really do

>>85533322
what? Most white people have blue eyes, and Snoke is white. Why do you automatically assume one of the many characters with blue eyes will turn up again?

>>85533599
>Most white people have blue eyes,

Wrong. White people aren't just snow niggers and slavs.

t. green eyes

>>85533599
>why do you automatically assume nu-starwars would go out of its way to bring something recognizable back
:thinking:

>>85527160
Is this the fabled virgin lean?

>Old EU - Luke is a grandmaster of a new Jedi Order, is recognized as a hero, protects the Galaxy for years up until his offscreen death
>Disney canon - Every single sacrifice Luke has ever made has been in vain because all the Jedi are dead and the Empire is miraculously just as strong as we left off. Luke is so broken as a person that he just wants the Jedi to go extinct and be done with it
Great treatment of a great character.

>>85533887
Well, to be fair, killing the Emperor wouldn't just erase the Empire's massive infrastructure and it's galaxy-spanning fleets.

It was always stupid to think the war would end with Sheev's death.

>>85527081
>>85527117
where's Luke's lightsaber?

>>85527160
my sides

>>85533992
He probably doesn't use it anymore. Too powerful for a flimsy weapon like that, like the Emperor was.

>>85533685
Northern Europeans and Slavs have mainly blue eyes. Northern Europeans and Slavs are far more numerous than Southern Europeans. Simple.

>>85533952
True but the Empire shouldn't still be anywhere near as powerful. Let alone, you know, exist.

>>85534401
If you killed trump America would still be there, what the fuck are you on about retard

>>85531640
explain

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>>85529505
>that pose to hide those wide as fuck hips
JUST

>>85534346
Slavs have mainly grey eyes I thought?

>>85534826
he looks like a monkey

>>85534987
can you explain in detail because while i can see it, this is true for all races not just blacks. what about his skull is monkey like, very curious

>>85534875
*blocks your path*

>>85535127
>this is true for all races not just blacks
yes all races look more like monkeys than whites do, very interesting observation

>what about his skull is monkey like
big ass mouth and nose shooting out from his head might do it, weird flat skull shape pointing backwards as well

>very curious
alright say something stupid now

>>85533322
anakin + palpatine clone
he was the little boy that anakin thought he killed at the youngling academy

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>>85534826
>>85535127

>>85531792
>droid model

It's a fucking fan

>>85532598
>using his US Marine temperament
He got medically discharged like a month after boot camp. He doesn't have any marine corps temperament.

>>85535677
im white myself and ive seen some whites that look apelike. a good example is ron perlman.
>>85535763
hmm i see so the negro skull juts out more in both directions and more slopped while the white skull is more rounded and compact. thanks :)

>>85527081
Oh god please don't somehow make that Yoda's stick or a stick from his swamp.

>>85533274
isn't that the guy who banged prime jen connelly?

>>85527160
Is this the opposite of Negan's lean back pose?

This movie is gonna be a fucking disaster, just like the first one.

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>>85527117
dr rey im jedi

>>85536035
>im white myself and ive seen some whites that look apelike. a good example is ron perlman.
I know nothing of his genetic history. by white I guess I meant essentially non-mixed northern european like me, not just anyone with light skin.

>>85536568

Get them onboard the falcon, i'll transmit it in.

>>85536035
>(((ron perlman)))

literally a Jew

>>85532781
>I AM A MAN OF GOD

>>85527160
RICK

HALF YOUR SHIT, RICK

>>85533442

>yoda had a cane
>wants superhero jedi guy instead

capeshit generation everyone

>>85533442
>His lightsaber is in the cane

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>>85527160
>>85533744
>>85536432
>>85536984

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>>85532802
>not using the superior picture

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>>85529505
fuck white people

>>85537497
oh god.

>>85533253
Keep telling that to yourself baldlet

>>85533322
A clone yes

>>85533685
>green eyes
>literally a mutation off brown eyes
Fuck off shitskin

>>85527131
>Too short to be a cane
Not if you're Yoda.

>>85534803
Except drumpf isnt america emperor

>>85527160

I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside

>>85532802

Thats really sweet

>>85531792
Yep. He's called F4N-R8R

>>85536035
Peralman is a jew tho

>>85538574
>>85538580
Fuck off reddit

>>85536714
>by white I guess I meant essentially non-mixed northern european like me
So now nordics are the only people considered white? Go to bed varg

>>85529505
Is he wearing jeans?

the fuck

>>85537497
https://youtu.be/0A3qaD7wXOk

>>85532802
>>85537497
You can tell Kristen Wiig feels uncomfortable as fuck.

>>85538729
regardless, if you are looking for people who look like apes you are way better off going somewhere in africa or to australia than europe, you know

>>85527450
>They kept it sleeveless
Rey is a pit-slut confirmed

>>85533274
please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise please be plagueis the wise

>>85537340
Lol nice thought of the exac same thing

>>85527160
*Brrrraapppffff*

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>>85527160
I can't help it. All I see is the Hanson brothers.