*chops your balls*

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I wish

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>>85526579
go on..

>>85526579
*Turns on your Beta Males
*Turns off your Alphas

>>85526579
Is that that pedo revenge movie she did?
God that was cringe.

>>85526579
I want her to curb stomp my testicles

act

>>85526579
>you will never headscissor prime Ellen Page and choke her out

That scene came out of nowhere, but I liked it.

>>85526579
>this is what mentally ill dyke women think is justice

>>85527900
>she's looking for him through the house
>he drops down from the rafters like Batman and shoves his sweaty dick in her face

It was the best part of the movie.

>>85527624
This.

this movie as so bad and ugly looking
2 hours of close ups of ellen page inbred face

>>85527624

Oh look, a pedo on /tv/, who'd've thunk it.

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Christ, there is nothing more I want than taking her out to a fancy dinner, walking home through the park when the sun is going down, to then take her to my house, walk her up the stairs kissing passionately on the way. At this point we would slowly strip each other naked, save for her red high-heel boots. Then I would sit on the floor, spread my legs, allowing my balls to sit on the floor where she'll then step on them and pop them like soft boiled eggs.

>>85527578
>tfw Ellen was your Waifu
I can deal with her being crazy but a dyke too goodbye cruel world I leave you with only some jizz stained tissues to the inception r34's and some lines about being gooshy from that super hero movie parody she was in

>>85526579

LMAO!!!

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>>85529514

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>>85529895
>gooshy
The memories. Ellen threads are more nostalgia threads than waifu threads but they're very comfy

>>85530017
Post webm
Pls

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>>85530119
ask and you shall receive

>>85526579
she was a freaking looney tunes character

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>>85530205
>tfw no more yellow posting

We need time machines, lads.

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>>85530259

>>85530386
I wanna suck her dick.

>>85526579
Only if I can chop hers first

>>85530205

was it rape

>>85530472
obviously

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>>85530432
girls don't have peniseses

>>85528033
Based patrick wilson

>>85530515
Cute ones do.

>>85530472
No. It was a celebration of female empowerment

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>mfw people finally got a hold of her model and there's SFM porn of Ellen Page now

What a time to be alive.

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>>85530550
Not all of them.

>>85530631
Ew

Guess i'll remind everyone about the /hr/ thread again
/hr/ doent seem to like ellen all that much

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>>85530696
pls no bully

>>85530758
Sup brother

>>85530758
Where's the MCU thread? Those die off?

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>this is what a serial killer/pedophile looks like

Bravo Hollywood

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>>85529514
Really, there is literally nothing i'd like more than to take her out on a summer evening, walk around the lake here as the sun slowly makes its way to the horizon below the forest treeline, have some coffee and a cinnamon bun. Then take her back home and open a bottle of wine and cuddle her close in front of the tv as we watch Raiders of the Lost Arc till we fall asleep in each others arms

We had to watch this in 9th grade class.

She doesn't actually cut off his balls though and the guy literally did nothing wrong.

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Shame she's into chicks.

>>85530623
I can't find any - help a brother out

>>85527624
Only irredeemable pedos would think so.

>>85530987
Fucking idiot, they look like every day people.

>>85531292
That just means she'll be pure forever.

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>>85532107
nah

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>>85530631
She did so many edgy indie flicks.

>>85532601
well, she has been known to date men before
sooo...

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>>85532700
Never watched that because too fucked up

>>85531060
Fuckin weirdo wtf

>>85531956

Go to rule34hentai.net and search Jodie_Holmes. Make sure you have adblock installed because rule34hentai has a shitload of ads.

I was there on /tv/ when Ellen Page was still attractive. When she was the next big thing. When she was cute as a button.

I was there. I witnessed it all. Time ravages everything under the sun.

>>85533380
i dont give a fuck
i'd do anything to- With her today

>>85533467

she's a hideous used up old bag of trash, anon

have some dignity

>>85533536
sure, the smoking and the no food has probably worn her out a little faster but i dont want her less now than before
im very lonely and she's freakin ellen page

>>85533886
yeah she looks fine for a 30-year-old white woman. She a cute.

>>85533265
Thanks, man. I dedicate this massive cumshot I'm about to blow to you.

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>>85526579
tfw some people were actually surprised she's a lesbian

>>85530472
no, if he wanted too he could have easily pushed her off since she weighs like 5 pounds, instead he just goes YIIIAAA like some japanese girl, because he's not "allowed" to enjoy it by society, but obviously wants it

>>85527624
I honestly thought it was pretty good. One of my favorite psychological thrillers. Maybe b/c I saw it while I was still a teenager myself

>>85535417

>incapable of empathising with a downtrodden beta

Why are you even here, Chad?